Pope Francis talks to Notre Dame Football after NIU loss! #notredamefootball

hey notredam coach Marcus Freeman I saw you lost to Northern Illinois today the Catholic church is very embarrassed by you what do you have to say for yourself hey Pope Francis I'm afraid to report that we crap the bed tonight but what do you expect We Are Notre Dame football we get ranked in the top 10 every preseason but we never win anything important and we always lose to bad football teams like Northern Illinois Jesus Christ marus but do you know who the you're talking to I'm the leader of the entire Catholic religion I was watching the game from the Vatican to day and I almost crapped my pants Riley Leonard threw two picks and you had two blocked field goals even that cheeseburger eating clown Charlie Weiss would have won this game but somehow you found a way to lose to those Northern Illinois heathens this is the biggest disgrace since the Crusades okay Pope what do you think I should do to make Notre Dame win Marcos you need to listen to me carefully here's what you need to do you need to perform the ancient holy ritual of shus Maximus kitus you'll need to get L Holtz to come to South Bend at Sunrise you need to make him fart into Ry Leonard's football helmet five times once L farts into the helmet you must bury it at the 50 yard line and have your entire team recite 10 Hil marry prayers if you do this you will win every game in the rest of the season all right Francis thank you for saving our football program I just bought Lou Holtz a plane ticket and I'll make sure he rips ass into Riley Leonard's helmet