Geez Louise... What Else? (ft. Wil Anderson, Colin Fassnidge & Darren McMullen)

hey podcast folk uh you're going to love this fishing story Jonathan's got today it's truly astounding astonishing the word the names Kaminsky and ran will uh I think you'll remember them for a long long time will well they on J AR funny as well Sam well I'll tell you what is it too soon is it too soon for me to get a tattoo of Kaminsky and runan like Pete Davidson did with uh with Kim Kardashian's lawyer stuff I don't think you'd have any regrets if fun no no ragrets even no ragrets them to come back though wouldn't you love a story in 12 18 months time where we read the story the story of redemption we are going to keep a close eye on Kaminsky and R Will Anderson and the great Colin F your best friend one of the great instantly recognizable s done his research before the inter absolutely pay attention to the start of that interview you won't believe he is I mean it was like Richard Carlton was running it uh Darren McMullen also Pops in to talk all things Love Boat hey and by the time you're listening to this podcast yes it'll be teaming with rain [ __ ] especially in Melbourne and if not turn up level two $10 waiting for you crisp notes John's handing him out Chrissy Sam and brownie the podcast good morning Melbourne welcome to your Wednesday we're here for you Dino and Jonathan now you've told us off air that the first thing you did this morning is you went out and you smelt the air I did a good country boy that you are absolutely I I wanded to the car and the birds are happy okay birds are chirping so they up and about swanie they're enjoying it but there was a distinctive smell of uh Ry really one of [Music] the oh yes you reckon it's coming this is your favorite I love car to the ring yes for all listeners this wasn't choreographed this is Dino just off the top you just do this I'm riffing baby no you are riffing taking this for a the best I is a distinctive smell when you walk outside this morning if you're a man of the land I know that smell and I'm not a man of the land but I didn't smell it this morning maybe I was Rush there it's there it's coming golf's been cancelled maybe I'm just wishing it because I preempted the golf uh being I'm sorry I preempted the rain coming so I canceled golf so obviously there's only Comm there's only two things there's only two things that I really struggle with in life one's driving away from a function envelop which we spoken about that's rough the other is when you preemptively strike and cancel a golf game and then you sit back on your couch or in the backyard in the afternoon and it doesn't rain that's rough so swanie maybe it's the depth of Despair times two maybe I'm leading the witness or maybe I'm leading my nose but I'm but trust me it's coming today okay all right say right now to our list is 100% it's going to piss down today 100% it's going to piss [Music] down it was good to hear Millie vanil in that little l oh yeah it was too I remember one of my favorite memories that you always enjoy when I say it was when Millie Millie vanil was a massive massive sensation here in Australia everybody had the vinyl from brashes and when it came out that they were lip syncing that uh you know the the band members weren't really singing there was a ceremon burning of all the vinyl on on K the beach it was on the news and everything like yeah it was like bring down your vinyl God damn those frauds I remember that I remember that as a kid 20 when that came out that was huge huge chissy Sam and brownie how good is exploring our amazing backyard again and ticking off all Aussie big things pineapples bananas melons that's making me hungry head to what if.com and start planning your big Aussie Adventure what if it's Aussie for travel now what's this end in business yeah we got to address it it's a big story I I told you SW I clock off when it comes to AFL in October yeah but I've been brought back into the fold this morning by Brody pomoy points B pomoy pointsman pomoy he said big fell he was just he had he saliva dripping from his face he was like a he was like a crazy remember that dog in The Sandlot kids yeah I do crazy dog Beast the Beast that was L Brody this morning I walked in just salivating the thought of talking about this Essen and CEO sarus well I've got one thing that I've seen on Instagram Titus has posted a photograph of a man I don't know I'll be honest and he said Andrew thorburn Andrew thorburn uh saying nice that essendon's giving everyone a turn to be a CEO for a day so what does that mean it's unbelievable explain it to well Andrew thorburn took over as the CEO of the S foot football club for about two days SW now he's a a board member there um he was also leading the because uh the CEO stood down obviously it's been a dearle SW the S and footy Club this offseason you know they they jumped they they jumped and tried to get in on the alist clar and sweep Stakes whilst they still had a coach whilst the season was still going on are they cursed John they can't seem to do anything smart no they can't uh smart that's right smart exactly right and then obviously they're all chips in the middle of the t for aliser Clarkson and he chose North Melbourne so then they sort of had to gravel back to their current coach Ben ruton and then obviously Ben ruton wasn't happy so he eventually was sacked and he walked away whatever whatever end up happening but then also what was going on was the CEO then walked away Xavier Campbell so had to search for a new CEO and and leading the charge the head of the uh the appointment panel was this Andrew thorburn who was a board member but all of a sudden he got he got the job himself uh almost self-appointed swanny uh so he gets the job it feels like the chocolate game someone's rolled a six and torn the beanie off Andrew's head and it's their turn now absolutely now he's a former CEO of the na bank for about five or six years so well credential in this area SW yes however uh in the ensuing 24 hours after his name he was then it was then added thatth he is part of this uh this group uh this church group Church of the Hill which is City on a Hill it was founded in 2007 Swan uh now it's all good we're not uh religious bashing here everyone's got their different religions we respect that however uh some of their sermons including one in 2013 which has been on their website Len uh Len uh you know was had controversial views on abortion and homosexual homosexuality swanie uh and one of them like abortion to concentration camps oh Jesus amongst other things so uh in what way well yeah it's it's not great it's not great why didn't the bank pick up on this when he was working for the bank well that was interesting that's right so it lasted a long time but anyway these views have only just come out about the church views and all that so obviously it's untenable swanny he came out uh he tried to stand by uh his faith the best and feris the other night the S and of best and feris but then he did a radio interview the next morning that was controversial so people have just really jumped in and said we can't have the CEO of our football club leading us whilst holding these controversial views and being part of a church that has these controversial views 20 and then Dan Andrew Dan Andrews later that day came out and layth the smackdown when he said those views are absolutely appalling I don't support those views that kind of intolerance that kind of hatred bigotry is just wrong so then David baram the president has called him in for a meeting and said the Big Dog's not happy so you're going to have to walk so unbelievably swanny he's had to step down as the CEO after only about 24 hours oh my goodness whose turn is it next well gutfield pla duck pla duck here Fat Cat's dead isn't he no he's still with h Hy would say nothing yeah and maybe he would wear pants all comes back to one thing though Swan since we knocked him over in the 2001 Grand Final this is the Chrissy Samm and brownie podcast Darren McMullen you may know him as the OG presenter of The Voice Australia also the prawn on the first season of the M singer and now he joins Hannah from below deck Med on the loveboat which starts 7:30 p.m. tonight on 10 and yes it does have the same original theme we'll be making another H great pipes mcmullon is that you singing Darren MCM that's me and that background uh sting as well is actually the music that was on my first ever show real I put together which got me my job on MTV really wow how long ago was that that was uh many moons ago Jes years ago it feels like good seeing performance I've seen the intro to the love it's hot was very hot uh how many how many takes uh that's that's that's one and done man I one take now was there a bit of mil Millie vanilla about it was there any Ming going on because it seemed to be you LIF syn it beautifully no Ming original like the M singer absolutely you're in the presence of the prawn I was the prawn of the mass singer sorry I'll take that back when I well weirdly I posted it on uh my socials when it came out uh and a lot of my family member was like oh yeah who dubbed your voice as if you can sing I'm like do you not watch anything I do did you not know and they were like no not no they they often don't be good like that aren't they Darren how C was that boat did did uh gastro rip through the air vents there was no gastro no no no uh but no Gast no there was a scandal wasn't there there was a scandal as it turns out it was some Channel 7 show I believe ultimately but there was a there was a clidia Outbreak on dating show I uh I checked everyone individually guys nobody had lots of ZX handing them out so much seasickness tablets and and a little little sample of ZX how do you know what ZX Dan I told me about it I told him because a friend of a friend had to take it goodness great I wouldn't even know that joke uh now also uh The Love Boat is there is there your obligatory sort of Bens from the western suburbs on there as well uh answer that question or are they just I'm saying he's the boat full no it's full yeah yeah yeah so it's basically 3 and a half thousand people are on this ship we have got a crew about 200 but we're kind of just taking over a working cruise ship so uh cool I didn't realize that yeah yeah well it makes for some interesting shoting trying three and a half thousand three and a half thousand people some were were happy to see us and they love love and everything it's about others not so happy to see true or false episode 3 Somalian pirates enter the vessel I believe that is true yes have you seen three already I have I have W fantastic Darren I want to talk about holiday romances and did you there is a Vibe on holiday where you feel like you can just have sex with anyone and uh and there's no consequences do you Chris is this it's amazing that's interesting it's this um you've had a partner in three kids for a long time anymore international waters is that what you doesn't count haven't cheated on my my partner international waters the postcode rule was there definitely that Vibe on the boat there was a bit of that Vibe on the boat i' be interested to see how many of the couples are still together cuz you do get swept up in it I do know for a fact that two of the couples are still together which is quite nice two of the couples that's a good that's just what I know of so there are perhaps a couple a few others still together but yeah you do get you know you go to these beautiful romantic destinations in Tuscany and making wine or going to Rome and making pizza it's it's hard to uh it's hard to back that up when when you get back to well it is when when you're putting the mcain in the air fryer you know in watsonia together you're like well this doesn't feel like it did when we met well mind you McCain's in the air fryer nothing not too bad I age we did that last night for dinner so you stop you're not only on the boat obviously cruising the Mediterranean which would be unbelievable but you're stopping in some Villages along the way or some little towns along the way cities even cities Rome's a city mate oh yes okay oh the little town of Rome didn't know that Rome was on the Mediterranean yeah well it well that's the thing when you're on a cruise ship you you stop in a lot of the the gateway to roome or the gateway to Tuscany so you get off there and you have to jump in a car and go for a we trip which isn't too shabby so Darren this whole time you filmed the show you had like a big ass like like cabin in your own flash cabin I did have a well it wasn't as flash we have this this thing in you can either go on a destination date as a couple or you can pitch to go on to the upgrade Suite also known as the bang sweet but uh once I saw that I was like wait hold on stand by that my my room isn't as big as this what's what's going on here uh so I put in a we word and by by the end uh of of the show having nagged them for about 3 weeks they put me in the in the bangang in the bangang before so what else do you want to say about this show because you host a lot of stuff what makes this show amazing to you uh it's just really different we you know I've seen a bunch of dating shows we we kind of give it a nod to the the' 70s Nostalgia of it all and play into the cheesiness and the fun of cuz you're essentially Captain stubing I guess so although we do have a captain on board Captain dream so you Julie Julie McCoy I don't know who i' be I'm the guy they never want to see because usually if I'm showing up it's to kick someone off the ship I'm the person that makes them walk the plank oh okay so Captain Hook if you Captain Hook yes just we we kind of break that fourth wall and and we leave in the the warts and everything and and kind of give a little wink to the the audience and let them in on all the mistakes by the way ZX also good for what hey it clears up everything now before we let you go uh we're going to get a sing out from both you and Swan I'm here to hold your hand on this before we do that Darren don't feel bad if you don't recognize me but 15 years ago we did an MTV show together right where they searched for a VJ yes um and B Bam Margera and you hosted it that's right and you're up St you're on stage with Casher Zed and Ruby Rose no she yes really Ruby Rose and look hey where is she now huh where is she now we we lived in an apartment together for like two nights that's right and it was just drinking we made we made them do 100 shots in 100 seconds and we all started vomiting yesing that kind of stuff you can never get away with great memories great memories just to lift the K when uh before Darren's going to sing The Love Boat theme I love Brady one of our producers just comes out and hands him the lyrics correct Dar guys mate I know the lyrics to my own song Just in just in case though sometimes you get a bit you know embarassing available to download spy no please Christmas number I've got a confession for you I uh I actually probably won't need the lyrics for this because you need Captain bang bang it was the bang bang sweet this sorry I've taken my zi remx this morning so I'm on fire um I won a $500 drink card at the lemon tree in Carlton did you 500 bucks 500 bucks for standing on a table and singing this word perfect 7 get that royalty check actually you can't sing that without that might have been because you had your boobs out because you sang it I did have my maybe should I no I can't sing without my PR you ready love exciting and new I'm Mor John what are we we respecting [Applause] [Music] sweetest reward bang [Music] bang it flows back to you this bits hard in the morning listen to his voice so no you're too fast the first time you heard oh Pang would definitely be erected in the 7 tonight on channel 10 The Love Boat Darren thanks for coming in you're the best bring your zi forax ever wondered what happens in the studio check out Chrissy Sam and brownie on Instagram Melbourne good morning Chrissy Sam and brownie on over 100 just give the atmosphere of sniff for us Jonathan what are you smelling what coming what's coming the bomb the rain bomb earlier on we were talking about uh Millie vanil off the back of this and uh one of the great songs course Milly Vil were a German French R&B Duo uh Fab and Rob were their names German French German French yes they American no and they uh there was a massive L gandal because it turned out that Fab and Rob couldn't sing they were just pretty ah and there were two other men singing the songs and then Fab and Rob the dream is over they'd won Grammys right oh yeah it was massive this album everyone went straight out to brashes or sanity and purchased the vinyl and then when it came out that we'd all been hoodwinked we' all being tricked there was a ceremonial burning on sink kilder Beach and I'm fairly sure this happened I don't know whether it was just you know maybe I made it up or dreamt it but I I clearly remember Peter hitchner or some in the ' 80s throwing to a story um maybe Joe Pearson it was Joe filling in yeah yeah and uh and and there were there was a huge P of vinyl I mean stuff the environment who cares that black plastic smoke cares man that toxic stuff on fire and and and disgruntled music lovers throwing their vinyl on it I'm sure it happened Rob from Lang waren you and I are of similar ages did this occur absolutely Chrissy good morning all um as as you firstly i' like to clear up I know Rob and Fab were fake but I'm not a fake I can think I've got some golden vo Cs on me of course but my brother and I were too young to go down to the burning so we're at my grandparents house in morer at the time my brother bought the album off um from brushes yeah and we all love the music and soon as we found out the robin Fab were fakes I've just stolen his uh M record like come on let's go on the road play Frisbee with it so my brother's chasing down the street saying no no don't do it I love the vinyl I'm fris it over his head you know rubbing it into the pit and scratching it everything crying crying like a little baby said don't worry about it mate their fakes will be better music better bands better singers and he just didn't have a bar of it and I've asked my parents I said can I have some light if youw in matches just I can burn on the road no no no don't play with fire so frisbee was an next best thing and I had a ball my brother still sort of hates me to this day but I that is a a f reaction the only way to the only way to respond it's the only way if you can't if you're not old enough to go down to the ceremonial burning at secure to beach thanks to that Rob and I'm I'm glad that it did happen I don't know whether I was always thinking did I remember I remember that wrong you're in Mar there was a ceremonial frisbee throwing competition brother Chrissy Sam and brownie the podcast good morning Melbourne you cheeky squirrels the rain's coming but the sun is here Samuel Pang 2 is that a kombucha that we're pouring or a it's flash shampers it's flash shamp good morning everyone I thought you going to say the rain's coming and the storm's coming cuz that's how I feel today got plenty of energy good sleep you know you're up and about ready to go I had a really good sleep too you always have good Sleeps No last night was good hot in here again John isn't that what you been doing what is this what is this you know this t-shirt t-shirt I have I do know read out what it says it says jez Louise what else you know can you remember where that why is that famous it's a famous quote now I do I do remember but maybe our listeners do not well this it was a it was an interview that you guys were doing with a guy called Tim Hanley is who's that he's a big haired boy from one of those dating shows royalty royalty from um love Island no something I was Bachelor thank you Jackie this this interview of yours was so bad I was going off the rails I could not believe what I was hearing as in I loved it and then have a have a listen to your boy Dino just try to save it at the end like everyone keep sliding in my DMs going boy your shot relax it was like a year ago hey jeez Louise what else right it's and it's been memorialized on t-shirt now for et didn't they make didn't we were they we G this out I quick limited edition run of 20 is that all I think so I debate the other night my pajama no it feels close to my heart exactly my favorite part of that is the pause between jez and Louise because normally jez Louise runs together jez Louise but you said jez first and then your brain had to catch up and think what the hell am I going to say know why because you're so off m the start of it he he was right back trying to run run away let's give away some money anyway who cares wouldn't be a day at the Melbourne cup Carnival without a without a what you got to call us on 13241 at 8:00 without a bachelorette royalty I'm not allowed to guess anymore AR you that's no fun know this is the Chrissy salm and brownie podcast is this tropical stuff friend yes my friend wa you want to sensor the day don't you I do Wednesday October the 5th fifth uh Jonathan you spoke very very well uh earlier on about the uh debarked at the essin football club where Andrew Thor thorburn H quit as the CEO just after one day Monday it's astonishing down the third search for third CEO in 40 days after a fural swan over his involvement with a socially conservative church so he lasted one day so that by the he's the chairman of the he has been the chairman of the church as well just wanted to clarify that's 20 he said you see know some people are people are religious you don't necessarily believe in some of those things exactly but yeah you you're the chairman it doesn't stand him in good stead not ideal to me his quote was today it became clear to me that my personal faith is not tolerated or permitted in the Public Square or at least by some perhaps by many yeah so this he's he's talking about not being um you know not being tolerated or um accepted you know much much like the views of that church it seems Seems a a disconnect there John um they did get they did get it right though by getting Brad Scott we all love Brad Scott as a I missed this completely was happened during the week off Brad Scott this is good John's Premiership teammate and a wonderful man 10year coach of North he was announced as coach of Essen last week so that's that's a middle name Walter obv he wouldn't be happy I disguise that that's what makes him the best pundit in the business what a name what a hot information you can get nowhere else to Nova 100 so and so what back so they got it right but now it's the what the it's a bit shunky a bit wonky or whatever is everything going to be all right they're going to get a new CEO they'll get a new CEO they'll be fine but uh and under the Steady Hand of uh well actually I think I think sometimes people use their second name I think now I think the essn football club needs a Walter in Scott W Scott W Scott mention W Scott his initials bws that's fantastic very good by you wine spirits fr's got ready to go this should be the new sponsor yeah ready to go uh Twitter Twitter stock surges on reports Elon Musk again proposing buying the company what's who cares who cares man what prices you dragged them down you what imagine if it made headlines every time we were nearly going to buy something yeah that's true hey here's one for2 fans are thrilled that Velma uh there is a clip Velma from Scooby-Doo you I watch Scooby-Do growing up absolutely it's one of mine one yeah one of the great it annoyed me but I watched it cuz there was nothing else on Scooby I watching that show usually after school hey those sandwiches that those boys were into was unbelievable didn't they was it a thinly veiled cartoon for Stoners oh absolutely I reckon yeah so currently making the rounds on social media a clip from trick or treat Scooby-Doo finds finds Velma falling head over heels for Coco the brilliant leader of a notorious costume Crime City say that last S I say Velma Falls for Coco who's the brilliant leader of a notorious costume crime syndicate we've got a clip here is this news because it's a same seex situation yes because there's there's always been some word that that Velma may have may have been G but this one here she she basically Velma comes in and she turns and kind of clocks to Coco and then the music you know kind of comes in and she's in love and as promised here are your Scooby [Applause] [Music] snack and then they are they are on like Donkey Kong those two hey she's nailed the moment where you see someone that's hot right your knees go let's let's listen to it again and as promised here are your Scooby [Music] [Applause] Snack one of the great feelings in life that happened to me recently when I uh I met Denise dzell for the first time yeah and it was unbelievable shoulder okay it happened to me uh when Dennis Walter came in God I love him hey uh I love him too hey chis here's one for Jack C's clothing's in C clothing is in the catwalk shows all over Paris I know you've been all over them John in the past week they have shown evidence of an unlikely Trend creases and wrinkles this is my time to shine people so what's the brand the Brand's the row which is designed by the the olon twins I think guys I'm ahead of my time you know I cut my ironing iron I cut my iron's cord and put it in the hard rubbish collection about 10 years ago really yeah me H know you just hang them up can't iron I can't iron did you have to cut the cord yeah cuz I didn't want somebody to take it and flow up their house the elegant the understated elegant look it's that that's the that's the thing the dis this disheveled but expensive look is shows that someone's are classy and Rich so that's yeah so you you and your ey throw it away yeah throw it away stoping everything you're nerd loser I still do I know you do think so I'll get in there and have a crack uh that was crease clothing last what else you got hey the Steamers the Steamers do all that job of an iron yes but much easier yeah they are easier I'll finish with some Pete Davidson you 20 if that's right great I'd love to so he's seemingly erasing his past with Kim Kardashian yeah he's living his best cuz he's sporting a bandage cuz remember he got a ttoo ttoo I know and and we forecast that that it was a bad move M so this is this ain't going to end well it seemed too soon I must admit however it's an important time in his life to document and I get that but is he having second thoughts Samuel well it seems considering there's a bandage where he used to have a my girl as a lawyer tattoo you know I me right that's he had that under it so that's just coming through his T-shirt my girl was a stripper you know that one's gone that's the one I'm getting rid of you know that don't yes yes I do J it's want me to change your dressing I'm kiding you it's all by the way reget regret very similar to my old teammate Ash MCG got the premier the three p Premiership tattoo on his shoulder however he forgot the fact that he didn't play in the first two he forgot this massive thing on his shoulder blade he' go to the tanist and goes yeah I'll have that to like the rest of the boys have got and the guys just used the standard stencil to use on all the other boys but I didn't realize that uh the first two are actually as part of the tattooo 01 and2 so it's actually a tribute to you exactly she's want to see what happens in the studio check it out on Facebook follow Chrissy Sam and brownie go win a brand new mitubishi Mirage just by hearing one noise Sam pangs jokes AR funny here we go Melbourne let's give away this MIT Mirage all you got to do is make sang laugh let's kick things off with Denny from Flemington hello Denny hello you feeling oh I've got a really good feeling about this you yep okay let's go Den uh I got two uh what did the sock say to the foot what did the sock say to the foot have you got cold feet or you putting me on Good Start what does that mean I was just anyway putting socks on what do you got the second one Denny let's let's see big okay policeman picked up two boys one was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks so you charge one and let the other one off good stuff oh on Denny early start sof you Denny good I like I reckon Denny this is the first time you've been on this radio station is that correct yeah I tried to get through before but they didn't accept my joke yeah that's all right d good good stuff could win 10K just by getting on the radio 10K a day thank you Denny all right Denny Marie and mulgrave what do you got oh good morning how are you good um what did the janitor say when he jumped out of the cupboard what did the janitor say when he jumped out of the cupboard well it wasn't wallet wizard but it was supplies what I'm I'm not supp I'm not kidding yet where is all supplies where is the nearest park good stuff oh well Marie that was I Sean I don't mind that one not kid supplies supplies supplies great great stuff good show all the best Marie in Sam are we on am now are we of course the ages I love it this is great these are all new callers Sam from Mil Park Sammy hi hi are you a uh first time caller I I am actually welcome Sam thank you thank you oh well we we'll see how well this goes anyway but uh hey Sam it's your first time Sam I want to be nice and gentle and just be supportive all right good on you mate yeah that's fellow Sam Sam let's go Sammy Let's Do It um a guy guy Rings triple zero says what's your emergency I said I've Just Seen A a car accident a guy's been hit um uh he needs an ambulance he said I'll watch's your location I'm on Eucalyptus Street oh um can you spell that please um oh um sir are you there look I'm I'm going to drag him over to Pine Street and I'll call you back why do you know from Sam good on you Sam absolutely good fun like having a crack good on you Sam ring back another time a better Jack did you get it yeah cuz eucalyptus is hard to spell okay yeah got you gotta got you Goa Pine is easy to spell Greg hey Greg hey how you going guys good mate what have you got that's good okay um so Ed Harley the inventor of harleydavidson motorcycle dies and goes to heaven and he gets then to the inventor section of heaven and Einstein's giving him the tour and they finish up down at the pub and Ed gets lined when God walks in the inventor of everything and Ed gets stuck into him that invention of yours the woman sany put an intake valve so close to an exhaust valve I'll give you points for the shape but the noise did you ever consider putting a muffler on that thing on and on and on all night wakes up in the morning with a shocking headache Einstein's rattling on his Flywire door he says you can't speak to the B that way you need to apologize so he finds go and he says listen God I'm really sorry about last night I had way too much to drink and even more to say and God says all he's for given in heaven my son but just as a matter of Interest I looked down on Earth last night and there was a lot more people riding my invention than they were riding yours you're upset Rocky Jes was well told though did not miss a there's a lot wrong with it though I'm just going to be out on my pet Malone here not a great joke well many birthday parties out of the joury on a few Chrissy Sam and brownie you beautiful city still not a drop of rain on that road outside John you promised rain no no it's coming and as soon as it drops you've offered every list I think there's over 600,000 of an now or more $10 each that's if it doesn't rain we hear about lunchtime it's just passing over bigo as we speak um now I'm going to take you from as we speak I'm going to take you to uh from Bendigo all the way to Ohio just outside of Cleveland yeah uh at Gordon Park where the lake Eerie Walley Trail championships the fishing championships a minute talking fishing talking fishing nothing but fishing fish I know this story and I am I love this it's one of the great stories uh now the loot the loot Championship SW it's like the Melbourne cup of fishing yeah don't worry about that this is the big one $100,000 worth of prize money over the journey including 5,000 winners check um and it's been big it's been big two competitors it seems a bit loed on spread around a little bit but uh Chase Kaminsky no relation to uh Sandy Kaminsky from the Kaminsky method and Jake ran were caught this astonishing detail uh Kaminsky and Rion they're up to no good when they caught red-handed because of course they go in the fishing thing and once you've caught your fish Swan then you have to come in and weigh them okay they come off their boat they weigh them uh one of their fish 33b which is 15 kg uh in the new scale um well that came in as double 30 kilos fish that uh that came in as double the nearest competitor so all of a sudden eyebrows were raised alarm Bells alarm Bells were raised similar size and length but twice the weight twice the weight cuz all the other competitors had their fish weight and as say didn't look much different in terms of length span girth all those sorts of things so the tournament director Jason fisher fisher what a Fisher great man he had no choice he had no choice in what job he was going it's like that dentist in Sydney Dr Fang yeah that's right well Fisher he smelled a rat he smelled a rat so they in front of everyone for all to see around the scales he called for a gutting said time to gut the fish oh my God for call for a gutting that's never been said time to gut the fish like on football you call for if you if you think there's too many out there you call for a head count yes he's called for a gutting amazing which doesn't happen very often in the in the in the world in the world of uh the fishing championships this doesn't happen very often well the gutting in the gutting process he was successful because several heavy weighted balls fell out of the gut of the fish and I'm guessing that the fish hadn't consumed these in the wild no they had not consumed it now I've got audio of this happening so you can imagine there's 100 blocks standing around oh my God watching the scales and Fisher is called for the gutting he's done the gutting imagine how ran feels and Kaminsky feel about this nervous nervous SW they didn't have anything to say heart rate was 180 B they were wow when fish had got of the fish and these lead balls rolled out of the gut just have a listen to the crowd's reaction we got weights there we go here sh for years Che mother you got a boat you got thousands of dollars listen to me right now I don't want anybody to touch these guys I want ja you've got it go to jail throw canes at Kaminsky and Rion bees that is the story of the year a it was magnam fantastic do you want to see what this looks like we'll get the visuals on Instagram follow Chrissy Sam and brownie Colin Fage a chef who was worked along side people like Gordon Ramsey and Raymond blonc and if you like Sam I don't know who fich is he's an Irish cook ah yeah Chef I should say apologies apologies very handsome very handsome Irish cook thank you Chrissy catch Kitchen Nightmares at stars October 12 on 7 and 7 plus watch the uncensored version It's always better here's fast well I didn't know that that audio was going to be played in front of the great man Colin Fage welcome to the show who sorry Colin I we've got off on a bad bad foot and I apologize for that Colin have you in my defense have you done much Australian television no this my for just started yesterday okay great he's done heaps of Television Sam what's wrong oh my God this is so embarrassing Colin I'm taking I'm taking the rains here I'm a huge f a fan ofay sorry huge fan of Kitchen Nightmares and I think you're going to be amazing in it the the great secret ingredient in in Kitchen Nightmares is that the restaurants and the cafes are are run by people that are utterly deluded have we been able to Source these people here in Australia I I think just it's not we sourced them they were already there and they were begging to get on TV now look it's it's a very Australian story I think like it is quite funny and they are delusional but if you're in a restaurant land as which I am it's been a tough while you know we've had fires we've had floods we've had Co okay so the show is you know it is a bit of tough love and it's quite funny but we do want the best for them believe it or not we do want the best because there's no point going in screaming and shouting after you know the last three years and because people are already on their knees and they're just begging for help so it is actually a great Australian story oh that's that's a good angle I didn't realize that I just thought have you seen the great um episode of nightmares the a ABC Bakery with Gordon Ramsey and those two deluded people I was looking forward to that but this sounds a lot more uplifting well you see I I loved the uh English version of Kitchen Nightmares cuz it was quite funny and he helped them and then when he went to America it sort of went a bit of Ray and I was like I'm not really into this you know you don't hold back on him though you got up in in one episode 53 F bombs Colin I think that was from the people of the stunning Daily Mail who uh can barely write never I get the news across I I I reckon that was that was more the person in the restaurant rather than me right well you know Daily Mail let's not let's not call out the Daily Mail no no it's the home of truth I go to it every day Colin find out where Chris is walking Colin can I as a genuine question when you come in and fix up these places is the is the simple answer that there's too much on the menu that it's too busy that it's too at all the time and they need to peir things back sorry who just asked that question done country we have never met but I think and I would be a long I've seen them on an ad all right um what are we talking about the men yeah like if you go in Imagine you go into a cafe and it's got 50 dishes on there right and there's one block standing in there and it's not very busy can you imagine how long does 50 tubs or containers of different dishes sit in that fridge exactly I don't like a menu That's too big for that reason yeah look there's a couple of shockers out there I forgot how bad some stuff can get cuz we do everything by the book and then you're like oh my God like I've eaten Frozen oysters d d get taken from the freezer straight into a bowl of hot water in a sink where there was dirty cloth plasters and then put on the dish and served I've had frozen fish that's just warmed in a little bowl and then put in the pasta may I have seen some wrong toown dishes here in Australia did that happen to you that's called the show Chrissy oh my God I am watching this starts October 12 when's that next week next Wednesday next Wednesday on 7 and 7 plus your your network Sam yeah colon St mates and uh you know that's why that's why we're so close you're a fan of are you a fan of Sam's uh football show on Thursday night called front bar Colin unfortunately I think I was cutting my toenails stand when that was on very busy very busy hey take this is this won't end this for you next time we should do it in studio I should come visit some yes please Studio nightmares I would love you came in to clean this show up you'd be you'd be uh you'd have to put someone on canot wait for this Kitchen Nightmares Australia Colin's going to go off starts next week 7 and 7 plus and there's an uncensored version as M I like that in the studio yeah just me there'll be a feud tomorrow in Daily Mail s oh God Chrissy Sam and brownie the podcast good morning Melbourne is today the day you win $25,000 or yeah $10 from brownie if it doesn't rain yeah your choice you're not going to win $10 rain check John cuz there's not one bit of rain on that Victoria Street right now Ted Beller out last time I looked at a map bat's pretty close especially if you go in the uh bat Highway swny the Western Highway whatever it is I looked at the r out too by the way you you wouldn't want that to be a CAT scan of your brain you know what [Music] mean where do you go to my lovely when you're alone in your bed I get down to The Sex Dungeon you asked for 5 to 7 Minutes listen random thought funny very specific very specific hey I um I I just write down some thoughts there's no real Rhyme or Reason to them and I read them out to you for instance quality of guest improved tick now this is a I say that now they think about it because I've realized that the quality of guest in our seven years I I don't think at the start we we've had a call if you know what I mean I think I think that our some of our qualifications for what makes a good guest have changed and the guest the quality of guest has improved and this year it's been so good that I haven't this is the example as to why I know this has happened cuz I haven't played this once Chrissy Sam and brownie Sam will be back in just 6 minutes remember that's there ready to go anytime I'm if an interview starts and I'm not liking it that's they're ready to go I feel and correct me if I'm wrong I feel that we may have hit that had you been in the studio for Darren McMullen host of The Love Boat this morning hey you take that back no that was pre interview though Swan saying before but the interview IED it but I feel like Sam may have hit that button if you were here in in that interview why I be for it cuz you're a judgmental person there you are judgy yeah Jud more people should judge true or false everyone in the studio is more interesting than a lot of our guests true or false I find you to be the most interesting person I find you to be interesting Bry and what the least interesting yeah you're a loser we don't want to blow each other's trumpets nice yeah I would whatever that means I'm moving out I've got aand I've got a random on the way home trombones I was just thinking about on the way home from Queensland the other day on the plane why is it that we always why why Pringle such a big thing only when you're sitting on a plane like for some reason when the airline trolley comes on so you go into any service station or Supermarket you don't go for Pringles no you don't but every time that Airline uh trolley is coming down the aisle straight away your mind goes to Pringles yes I'm going to I'm going to offer something I think the reason that you can get Pringles on the plane and no other packets of chips is that they're less noisy there's not the rustling and the yeah and you know that makes sense yeah cuz imagine if everybody was rustling the the superior to Sal Vin Sam's random thoughts that is a great random thought you never thought of that though no that's what I'm saying random thoughts is a good idea if you want it by the way I'm happy to swap segments because that's my next point on my random thoughts swap seg segment swap it says here right for instance so we've got a lot of segments yeah someone say too many if you management we we like segments but you know what mean they seem very specific you know like ask Brown random thoughts or my chissy I thought we we just swap segments for a week I have been thinking about this and I was going to ask your permission to um to insert myself into one of yours no no what is it which one cuz I've which one which one's F I really love tune or not a tune and I really want to co-op it not a chance no you know what you should have it because I've I I thought about segment swapping like you know Mystic Chrissy well what about what about Mystic Sam psychic Sam my S psychic Sam all right I'll do psychic s oh that's all yeah and then so I did a what is it a a test run yeah so let's I don't know say is see how you see what you think okay we've got Jerry on the line good morning Jerry oh hi Sam okay I see a wedding oh well actually I got married 3 weeks ago yeah of course he did I see a honeymoon what we're going on our honeymoon this weekend yeah nailed it again I see a boat yeah yeah yeah yeah there's a there's there's like a little boat trip in there it's going to be awesome M I'm on fire here now I see a shark what Jerry I see your wife being snatched out of the boat by a great white uh um uh Jerry I see the ocean water run red with blood and you forever haunted by the screams of your lost love your wife is dead what what why suck it up Jerry Mystic you make that segment suck it up Jerry suck it up Jerry about Jerry's broken going why yeah well it's not a good sign when the ocean water runs r with blood that's a Lon for life was his was his wife an Irish fisherman it was an alcoholic Irish fisherman it's a jaw's reference look it up sure is next week we're doing Mr exam can you swap it out see what happens yeah yeah oh okay I thought that would have been enough but anyway no no I think it'll get better than that hey this is my last one cuz we're running out of time when you're giving out your mobile number you know give out you what's your number and you and you give it 0402 ah save some time get rid of the 04 you ever ever anyone anyone have a mobile number that doesn't start with 04 so if the number is 0 41255 666 all mobiles begin with 04 to save time you just say hey what's your number and you go 12555 666 what are you going to do what else do you want from me what what are you got what I this is something else I want from you you've just saved yourself a second two seconds no one one what no well time this it's over over your life four it's 1 second um what are you going to do with that what are you going to do with that extra the amount of times I'm out and I give out my number that's going to save a lot of time is that yeah yeah I started giving out who are you giving your number to chicks I us I used to give out fake numbers but sort of I got it all wrong when I used to lead with uh 0604 from the start I did I did yeah it was up by the way whose pH number whose phone number did you read out before when you gave the example made it up okay Denise Scots all right then that's a that's some random thoughts I love it good good oh thank you thank you John this is the Chrissy salmon brownie podcast good morning Melbourne 5th of October 11° in the metro area it's Chrissy Sam what are you laughing at I'm a time attemp man we were laughing because during we were talking about how originally s Management here wanted Dino that role was supposed to do the songs and do time and temperature man he just took it and just ran with it sound good though two things you cannot do by the way Hey where's the rain by the way degre 11 I said oh okay you're a funny man you got that wrong uh where's the rain real quick before not far away there back is M sure mate sure I feel like I'm changing and it's not in a good way a a couple of friends this week have texted me going hey what's up and I go nothing I'm very dull I think I've become very dull I get excited by things like Chris Martin today from cplay he's had three he's been ordered to have three weeks rest that sounds amazing to me yeah you prayed for a lung disease I prayed for it prayed for it just to have rest I I I brought to the table this week another good idea that I saw in the age dinner at 400 p.m. what's happening this is is this what's happening to me that was a m I had conceptually very I had a problem with that yeah I know cuz you're a late night guy no but also because you said uh I've got this new I've got this article here about dinner there's a new time for dinner in Melbourne 4:00 and then you read out an article that that had the person dining at 6 you're going where did you just made up for cuz you want to eat earlier no no other restaurants were were 4 p.m. but sort of the Billy eish version of 4 p.m. is 6 p.m. I mean that's very obvious to everybody breakfast for Pang 4 p.m. maybe it's got anything to do with you've given up the drinks maybe maybe and found time yeah and also I'm obsessed with sleep and rest and I I have to work that in Howard Stern I feel is is one of one of mine oh yes because he has not left his house this is not a joke you know 2 years has not years by the way I know you were trying to muffle that yawn then straight into the microphone but I saw I was two years that's no you were looking at me like this you went like that you yawned you were muffling a yawn he Paints in his you were just say yes I will not say yes it wasn't a yawn it was a YN I was thinking how 2 years probably is not that healthy but it's how it's done all right take it back it wasn't a y yeah good take it back two two years he's been inside and he's finally left the house he went out for dinner and this is a gang that would get you out that would lure you out um God where are they Jimmy Kimmel he sounds like fun Jennifer Aniston John Ham I know why I'm looking at you like that about ham is an absolute ham has got a could be in a stable if you know what I mean he could he's got a Christmas ham yes in his pants W he's got a fair leg bone you know ham leg bone yeah John Ham John Ham off the bone we did it we perfected you really worked that and got there in the end well done you got join join you anything got anything John grandmother's hand got a hair you got a fair Hawk is what you doing yeah Acura Awards see you soon God help me he's got a fair I don't know what you're doing anyway Justin theu was there and Jason bitman Jason bitman is M Justin through and uh when Jus they're still friends well done you were listening you had your listening years on only cuz he was the Badd in uh Jackie Charles's favorite movie Charlie's Angel's Full Throttle correct was he waterfi Justin and Jennifer Aniston used to go out and I think she's a nice girl she keeps friends with her exes used to go out with Ross yeah she did originally I'm John she did used to go out with Ross you are this is just say whatever's coming into your mind at the moment isn't it it's just whatever you do whatever you want anyway he went out the first time in two years he eventually out of the house and he continued on about the dinner he said it was too much for me it was too much I haven't been out in 2 years I said to my wife my wife I don't want to go I'm in a panic how do I greet people do you remember the first time you went out for lunch after the pandemic I was so nervous cuz I'd forgotten how to interact it was weird wasn't it yeah and then I just came home and sat like a like a sloth on the couch like shocked was an elbow tap remember and yes that's right the same elbow you'd sneezed into with Co yeah and I got three weeks for hitting Fabian Francis with yes D that's okay okay got off an a pill wow there's been some stuff who would get you out of the house you yes Dino would absolutely every day of the week but I I do understand that and y/n is he going to go out again or is he back in the compound never to be released from the sounds of that I'd go with n yeah he's staying at home from now on ever wondered what happens in the studio check out Chrissy Sam and brownie on Instagram Will Anderson comedian author and television host on things like groin and question everything which is more topical comparative to things like why do people only feel like Pringles on a plane that of course won't be a question on the show which is on 8:30 Wednesdays on the ABC and ABC I view he's also got a book coming out and the podcast will alop is returning for two shows I tell you there's a lot going on for Willie Boy there he is there is a lot going on we will get to question everything will in a second but I saw your face light up at the mention of aircraft Pringles your thoughts well here's what I'm going to say there is a real reason for that I can actually answer that one so your taste buds are different at that altitude which is why um like the salt and stuff reacts to your taste buds differently so they taste better up there that is literally a thing that happens it's why people also crave tomato juice and bloody marries and stuff like that when they're on planes more than they do when they're on land so wow there's an actual reason amazing that yeah well I was sitting on the plane the other day and I just thought Sam's got a segment called random thoughts and I just thought of it thought of Sam's segment on the way home when I was thinking why do I always think of Pringles when I see the airline trolley but nowhere else and everyone else does as well true so there's obviously a real scientific reason Bas based on what will says too your your taste muds your taste buds might be uh might be different at the front of the plane where you sit as opposed to back you know where everyone else was that was what I was thinking too Sam I was like what was the last time Brown he saw a TR Pringles your end of the place not yeah with an individual Pringle he has not turned right in 25 years will is this true Jonathan it's correct so tired I enjoy it though whatever I love that brownie has a little list of things that ordinary people do that he occasionally tries to slip in he's like how about those Pringles on the trolley I was mowing my lawn on Saturday morning hey Will I want to talk to you about Jan Fran who I find PA for a beer no come on now no one's going to believe that too far well now no one's going to believe that I want to talk to you about Jan Fran who you do question everything with just tell me something about her I don't know she had a baby did you know that she had a baby yes I did in between last season and this season she's had a baby something unrelated to her reproduction status I just thought her so interesting and funny okay well there's so there's a lot yeah she's both interesting and funny but here's what I like about her the most is like I say Jen Fran but the way she pronounces it as if it's one name have you noticed that it's Jan Fran she introduces herself as Jan Fran like she's like Madonna or like one of those Bono single name people janr like I really elbow yeah brownie it hasn't been easy under El Jen Jen Jen so what's her full first name is it janed or is it just yes no it is and Francis it's all it's all abbreviated so she's she's gone with the tight abbreviation I um what I will say though like uh is uh sad news this morning can I like talk about Jazelle and Tom Brady have you guys been talking about this yeah look they've spoken to a divorce lawyer so things are not looking good you know after to tracking down will uh we've got this uh segment another segment um I feel like I'm just you send will the minute of the show that you us through all the segments browny I'd appreciate that i' had to track down Tom Brady to get him on this show that was my celebrity to chase down and yeah we sort of it was it was a bit cold it was met with brick walls wasn't it Swan we just couldn't find it we couldn't get him on and now this is the reason why we couldn't get any more what are your thoughts on it will well firstly there is no evidence that this is actually happening right they they they they literally just live in a big house he might be in a different room and hasn't seen her for 3 months like you know she's like where are you she's like I'm down in the front room like so first there's that secondly we know that Tom Brady is not a one team player like in his career he has moved from franchise to franchise he knew had a lot of success at Jazelle but occasionally he's got to move on and there is a big Market of 25 26 year old models who have just broken up with Leonardo Deo that are out there and need agent it's a buyer market for it's aerk get back into the market I mean this is your classic case of somebody you know when they retire from work and they realize that they actually hate their partner and they have to be like it's like I mean imagine the world you live in where you love playing football more than you love jaelle yeah I mean that is good point I know it is it is a worry it is a worry it's like it's not like he hasn't been to the top of the mound he's won seven Super Bowls so you think you'd be satisfied well I think that's the problem isn't it like Jazelle gave him one one ring and football's given him Seven Rings the ma I actually think their marital woes are not to do with um the the struggle with monogamy I think it's the I think gazelle's annoyed at him not unpacking the dishwasher and doing all those you know he lasted 40 days things 40 days he retired yeah for 40 days 40 40 days and 40 40 days 40 days at home in a mansion with the world's most beautiful woman and this is no good was a PO for How to Lose a Guy in 40 days not for me well like I took the day off of the Queen's Day of morning I took a day off of coio a morning and Tom Brady can't take 40 days home in a mansion with Will did you have any Coolio interactions over your years in radio and Telly well I don't think that I did unfortunately like I have been wearing my cornrow at half mark for the last week just to the gr man you know so no I don't think I ever met Coolio but this was the thing that I've Loved about the coverage of Coolio since was like every single story seems to be that like coio was Coolio right like he seemed like quite a nice guy he was we met him only a few weeks ago he was gorgeous and then then there's everyone's got video footage of him just like going home to their house after a geek party and stuff I'm like that is just like I I would just be happy for the rest of my life I wouldn't have to do anything else if it just one night Coolio had been at my place like I was just like mate This is My ganga's Paradise here I am happy well we probably have to wrap things up but I do want to talk to you about your book I am not fine thanks uh which is available uh on pre-order give us a little synopsis about that it sounds like a must have it's about the last couple of years and everything that went on in the world right and like how we can't ask people how they are anymore because I don't want to say I am fine thanks and part of the reason is Sam I like this one which is that World War I is still going and it barely makes the news most days and the guy in charge of Ukraine he Vladimir zalinski now you you guys will know this that Vladimir selinski was a comedian he was a comedian who went on Ukrainian TV and played the president on of Ukraine on Ukrainian TV and people were so impressed by his performance that they made him the president of Ukraine I actually didn't know that I didn't know that that is one of the most amazing stories of all time that is like instead of giving him the gold Loi we went to John Wood you're just a cop now you are the chief of police so impressed by this give what a gun you Le Muna gun they are cops now they are officially in and people in Australia love this when they heard this because like they were like oh my God sha mcari played the Prime Minister on TV sha mcari could you be the new Prime Minister of Australia but here's the thing Melbourne we'd vote for sha mcalli then the votes that come in from Far North Queensland and Western Australia and the new prime minister would be Kevin Bloody Wilson absolutely it could go so wrong catch will and J Fran on on question everything 8:30 Wednesdays on the ABC and ABC I as usual a bloody pleasure Will Anderson thank you Chrissy Sam and brownie it's been a lot of fun but possibly the biggest Revelation came from Jonathan absolutely just hang on for a couple of minutes here I'm going to take you over to Ohio where Chase Kaminsky and Jake ran R in the uh well I'm going to call it the Melbourne cup of fishing big fishing competition morning going to call it kinsky Kaminsky and run great it sounds like a Jewelers yeah yeah they do they do do they but they're no good Kaminsky and runion because at the Wayne where you come in with all your fish with your catch and you put them on the scales obviously it's whoever's got the heaviest fish one well all of a sudden Kaminsky and ran their fish were weighed and their fish weighed twice as much as the nearest competitor despite being the same length to the eye to the eye so Fisher Jason Fisher he smelled a rat smelled a smell atat the judge he called for a gutting a ceremonial gutting public gutting public gutting I'm calling for a gutting something's something's not right here something's not right so uh he decided to uh gut the fish with about a hundred of the fellow competitors all standing around just to see what happened and unbelievably some lead balls rolled out of the fish's guts imagine what that would have sounded like if the crowd was watching well swan fortunately enough for us we had some audio there we got weights and F there we go been doing this sh for mother you got a boat you got thousands of dollars everybody listen to me right now I don't want anybody to touch these guys I got got what about this you got a Bo You' got thousand doar like what else do you need Minsky and ran I can see I can see that Hollywood script writers are doing it now oh yeah was a great story so uh they didn't win the first prize 20 which was $5,000 uh so unfortunately actually the audio sounded a little bit like the Brisbane line supporters out the front of the gabra after me blackies last two years Brown R show will be back tomorrow chy Sam Brown yeah unless it's a weekend 100