down in north london about to shoot eddie hello eddie how can i say hello if you just shocked me see this is a problem how are you gonna say i'm down in northland just about to shoot eddie and then when eddie disappears who are they gonna come to first to me i'd be shocked i'm the one that's been shot he's come to shoot me with a hd camera that's right this is not any kind of shot you know i'm feeling a bit that's hd that's hard hard bullet hd hot okay so misspelling hey jd had bullets very hard yes you know what i'm excited you know laugh out live at the indigo two the indigo tour i love it it's an absolutely beautiful village i've performed that a few times but you know what every single time i got it feels like the first time and i'm excited about long fight now um i was going to kind of have a lovely weekend on the 17th or 18th of june i have to admit i did plan a lovely lovely weekend but it showed on the shuffle shot on the shuffle shoulder shuffle yo like step overs but you know what you stole my bass pass to get to training before you got the spot you got the spot but on the 17th of 18th of june that's friday and saturday i will be at the indigo too it's gonna be an amazing night of laughter you know how to say you know laughter is the best medicine i'm your local pharmacist my prescription is free on this particular life it might not be you know but you know what you gotta find that information but it's gonna be amazing and for me personally the way i see it is that like the more you make people laugh right the more people like you so i'm coming out there so you looking at me right now can like me this is it you could call it a little facebook moment where i'm like you're looking at the profile says now what's the name eddie what's his you know personality laughter let's see is that the snapshot eddie that's it all right maybe i should push my my my chest in a bit okay i'm not a gym guy i can't do gym i'm not into you know them guys you know those guys with their pregnant arms i look at her yeah yeah yeah see that's going to burst in nine months it's gonna burst you watch when your water breaks man you say who's the daddy now i'm gonna have a thick body up here but skinny legs you know when you go into nando's and you've got the the sort of olives you know when you get the toothpick you put it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i like it you turn the the toothpick see it on the table that's what it looks like they're the olive okay and then they've got a toothpick down there so it's okay yeah that's quite a visual service you can't have it like that some people take it too far you've seen them that's six packs on their lips that's going too far what are you gonna do i mean why are you gonna have suspects and you wonder why you talk about these it's not really so i'm not i'm not a gym guy i'm slender i'm fine oh my god yeah i mean i keep it i keep it structured keep it shut [ __ ] i'm in sport don't get twisted i like playing sports no i could have made out of foot well i could have but my dad used to buy me these theodora boots they were yellow and i was expected to score and every time i didn't score the lights were on me because everyone speculated so after a while i just realized this guy's wearing boots just for the sake of it not realizing the reason why my dad bought those boots was because they're expensive they were 2.99 just they were yellow so he came into the school that one's bright what did that say what did he say tell me which one which one should i pick which one should i pick that one that when he gets the eddie this one just like you bright he confused me because he tried to make you look like i'm a clever eddie you're a clever boy you're a bright boy those are bright boots thank you [ __ ] genius i never made it you know what i mean and now now i've kind of wish you know it could have worked out and i can't even play football anymore my boy's taking me to five or six football imagine like taking me to five or six football i'm playing around he goes and kicks me on the floor i've got a gig the next day how am i gonna do laugh out loud as we broke her legs i'm a stand-up comedian not a sit-down one that's all i've got to say 17th and 8th from june eddie caddy laugh out live salutes eddie salute you're a [ __ ] man brother i love that i love that right one more yeah www.laughoutlive.com.uk yep hello my name is eddie caddy i am a comedian i'm going to be at the indiegogo 2 17 for 18th of june what you want to go to is www.lafartlive.co.uk oh i got it all right but i thought i did wrong that's what i was checking i'm going to say it again www.lafayettelive.com.uk that was fantastic can they upload comedy videos there eddie can they i think i think they can actually upload listen get uploaded now you can upload a lot i'm uploading myself i've just uploaded myself i'm not even system because you're the [ __ ] man i love that i love