JOKERS, ALL NEW THURSDAY'S ATTACK ON TBS SET YOUR DVR NOW WE'VE GOT SOME SPECIAL GUESTS AT THE TABLE TONIGHT, BUT FIRST, I HAVE SOME BEEF WITH ONE OF YOU WATCH HAVE I GOT. NEWS FOR YOU IS COMING TO CNN THIS FALL PROS AND CONS LESS PRO HOSTED BY ROY WOOD, JUNIOR ROW WITH AMBER RUFFIN WOULD MICHAELIAN BLACK. >> PEOPLE MIGHT CONFUSE YOU, BUT ABBY PHILLIP PRO PEOPLE MIGHT CONFUSE ME FOR ABBY PHILLIP, ARE YOU NOT ABBY PHILLIPS PRO? >> NO, I'M NOT I WAS TOLD THIS WAS GOING TO BE WITHOUT THE STORIES. >> I LOVE HER. >> IT'S ABBY PHILLIP. I WAS NOTICE. >> OKAY AND MICHAEL IAN BLACKS TABLE ALONG WITH THE ROY WOOD JUNIOR AND AMBER RUFFIN WELCOME HI. PHILIP MICHAEL KNOW I'M NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE THAT MOSCOW. OKAY. NOW, I'VE BEEN TOLD IT'S A SIGN OF RESPECT OKAY. ROY, YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN OF THIS NEW SHOW. THE CNN ORIGINAL SERIES. HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU? IT'S GOING TO SERVE UP AN EDGY AND COMEDIC TAKE ON THE NEWS OF THE WEEK STARTS TOMORROW, 9:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME WELCOME TO THE TABLE. SO BUT YOU GUYS ARE MORTAL ENEMIES BECAUSE YOUR TEAM CAPTAINS ON OPPOSITE ON THE SCREEN WERE MORTAL ENEMIES OFF SCREEN WERE MORTAL ENEMIES RIGHT RIGHT. >> I MEAN, BUT DON'T, DON'T TOUCH HER I LOVE HER I MEAN, SHE'S KNOW ABBY PHILLIPS, BUT LET'S I AM VERY CURIOUS BECAUSE MICHAEL, YOU HAVE WRITTEN A CHILDREN'S BOOK ABOUT A ONE DONALD TRIAL. >> I HAVE. >> HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN THIS PAST WEEK'S DEBATE TO MY THREE-YEAR-OLD OR A FOUR-YEAR-OLD. I WOULD SAY TO YOUR 33, TURN OFF THE TELEVISION. DO ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN WATCH WHAT YOU'RE SEEING ON THE DEBATE STAGE? RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT, IT'S NOT HEALTHY FOR ADULTS. I DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S HEALTHY FOR CHILD WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DID YOU SEE IT I SAW THE DEBATE. >> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A SPACE NOW AND WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS ON SAID EARLIER IS A DEBATE STILL A PLACE FOR A CANDIDATE TO PRESENT POLICY POINTS IN 92nd DIGESTIBLE CHUNKS OR IS IT A PLACE TO JUST FIGURE OUT WHO'S LESS CRAZY TWO-HOUR SOBRIETY FIELD. SOBRIETY TESTS THAT'S REALLY WHAT A DEBATE IS. >> WHO CAN NOT SAY THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS THAT'S HARD, IT'S HARD TO SAY. >> IT'S HARD NOT TO SAY, WELL, IF ESPECIALLY HARD NOT TO ACCUSE PEOPLE HAVE EATING DOG HAPPENING THEY SAY IT'S HAPPENING I HEARD HAS HAPPENED. AND SO IT WAS HAPPENING KNOW KAMALA'S SPANKED HIM SO BAD BECAUSE ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS BE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING ON PILEATED EARTH AND SHE ACHIEVED THAT WITHIN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS. >> IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. >> SEEMS LIKE THE DEBATE UNLOCKED SOMETHING IN TRUMP, LIKE AFTER THAT IT WAS LAURA LOOMER, IT WAS YOU KNOW, JUST HANGING OUT WITH THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIST. HE DOES DOUBLE DOWN ON THE CATS AND THE DOGS. AND THEN EARLIER TODAY, HERE'S WHAT HE SAID ABOUT HER AND HER OLD JOB AT MCDONALD'S AND THEN YOU HAVE KAMALA HAS CLAIM THAT YOU WORKED AT MCDONALD'S SHE NEVER WORKED AT MCDONALD'S. >> IT'S A LIE THEY WENT IN, THEY INVESTIGATED IT, AND THE FAKE NEWS WON'T REPORT THAT YOU SAID SHE STOOD OVER THOSE FRENCH FRIES WHEN THEY WERE BEING FRIED AND IT WAS SO TOUGH WORK SUCH THAT SHE'D EVER WORKED SHE'S A LIAR IT'S THE NEW BIRTHER CONSPIRACY WORK AT A MCDONALD'S IN KENYA, LIKE WHERE IS THIS MCDONALD'S EXACTLY IT'S SO ABSURD. DONALD TRUMP IS COMING FOR YOUR JOB NOBODY WILL FIVE BEGUM BURGERS AS ONE OF THE HARDEST, TOUGHEST THINGS YOU CAN DO. >> NOBODY IS GOING TO JUST SAY THAT JUST DIDN'T MAKE DONALDS. >> THE ARGUMENT WAS THAT SHE DIDN'T PUT IT ON HER RESUME WHEN SHE WAS APPLYING LAUGH. >> I MEAN BUT THE REAL TRUTH IS, WHO WOULD PUT MCDONALD'S ON YOUR RESUME WHEN YOU'RE APPLYING FOR A LEGAL JOB, UNLESS YOU GO ON A BURGER AGAIN, THOSE ARE REASONABLE DOUBT. AT WHAT POINT IS THIS LAW FIRM CALLING TO MCDONALD'S TO SEE IF YOU DID GOOD AT READING THE BRIEFS I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE LEGAL WORD OTHER THAT, YOU KNOW, OR YOU READ THE HABEAS CORPUS. >> THE TOP, I WAS STUCK ON DUPLICITOUS OUTSIDE RALEIGH THAT'S THE PRESS THE COLLEGE VOTE TRUMP IS REALLY I MEAN, HE'S IN A WEIRD PLACE. I THINK PSYCHOLOGICALLY WHERE HE'S KIND OF FALLING BACK ON HIS OWN INSTINCTS ABOUT HOW TO OPERATE IN POLITICS AND IT'S THIS KIND OF STUFF. IT'S LIKE WE GOT TO GO AFTER THE FRENCH FRIES AND WHETHER SHE WAS REALLY THERE, WE HAVE TO GO AFTER THE WAY SHE LAUGHS. WE HAVE TO SAY THAT MAYBE SHE'S HALF OR NOT REALLY BLACK. I DON'T KNOW. >> I DON'T LIKE DONALD TRUMP'S POLICIES. I DON'T LIKE HIS BEHAVIOR, BUT I LOVE AND I'M SORRY, I LOVE WHEN HE SHOUTS A LIE WITH ALL OF HIS HOUSE I IT'S JUST IT'S CRAZY. I LOVE IT LIKE, WHY WHY THAT'S BEEN HIS ENTIRE POLITICAL CAREER IS JUST YELLING LIES AND PEOPLE LOVING IT. >> WILL IT WORK FOR A LONG TIME. AND I THINK THE ONE THING, YOU KNOW, EVEN ON THIS NETWORK RIGHT AFTER THE DEBATE WHENEVER TALKING WITH THE PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN, I GUESS KINDA QUESTIONED AND HADN'T WASHINGTON POST-DEBATE COVERAGE. AND THEY WERE TALKING TO, YOU KNOW, KIND OF A ROUNDTABLE OF UNDECIDED VOTERS HERE IS THE IDEA THAT OUT OF THIS DEBATE, WE FINALLY HAVE UNDECIDED VOTERS WHO JUST SAID, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE HEARD MORE ABOUT A POLICIES IT'S LIKE WE'RE GOING BACK TO 2000. >> DO YOU THINK THAT'S REAL I MEAN, TO YOUR POINT EARLIER, I MEAN, DO YOU THINK PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO HEAR WHAT SHE THINKS OR IS THAT LIKE A WAY OF SAYING? I CAN'T TRUST THIS LADY UNTIL SOME INDEFINITE TIME. >> LOOK INJURED. THOSE PEOPLE ARE MOVING THE GOALPOSTS, BUT I WOULD RATHER THEM SAY THAT THEN BECOMING ON TV AD GOING TO LAST A TRUMP SAID, I THINK THIS CLOSE TO THE ELECTION OF YOU ARE STILL UNDECIDED VOTER TO SOME DEGREE, YOUR LAZY VOTER WHO IS NOT TRYING, YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT AND SEEKING OUT THE STUFF. SO TO SAY, YOU HAVE NOT SEEN HER. SO YOUR THING ABOUT THE THING, IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS AGO CAMPAIGN AND MAY WHAT HAVE YOU NOT? WHAT LINK DID YOU NOT CLICK? WHAT DID YOU NOT SCROLL BY? WHAT'S IN YOUR ALGORITHM WHERE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN AT LEAST ONE THING THAT YOU KNOW, SHE'S ABOUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO END UP GOING TO ARGUE, SHE FLIP-FLOPPED ON WHATEVER BECAUSE THAT'S THE NEW THING THEY'RE PULL HIM OUT, RIGHT? >> OH YOU THAT WE KNOW YOU'RE SAYING IT, THOUGH TO THE WEBSITE GO TODAY, INSTAGRAM. WELL, SHE I MEAN, SHE DID CHANGE HER POSITIONS ON A LOT OF THINGS, BUT SO AS I WONDER THOUGH TAYLOR SWIFT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT AND SHE'S ENDORSED WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE IMPACT ULTIMATELY OF HER JUMPING IN FOR KAMALA HARRIS WILL CLEARLY LIKE CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS ARE DEBATABLE IN TERMS OF THE EFFECT THAT THEY HAVE BUT I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY MOVED THE NEEDLE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT DOES. I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT THING ABOUT THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WERE REGISTERING WHEN SHE GOT ENDORSEMENT. AND I'M GUESSING MOST OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE NOT I'M GOING TO END UP VOTING TRUMP. >> WHAT'S BEEN THE VIBE AT HER CONCERTS, YOU'VE BEEN TO I'VE BEEN TO MANY HOW MANY? 52 LIFE WE HAD A SWIFTIE AT THE TABLE I MEAN, SPEAKING OF CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS THANK YOU, ABBY. >> THANK YOU. >> I ASSUME THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADING WITH THIS OH, SORRY. >> SORRY. >> THIS IS ACTUALLY A CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT. THIS ONE COMES FROM ROBERT DE NIRO. HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT TRUMP HE'S, A. SHARK SENATE. HE WANTS ME TO CLOWN LIKE THAT. YOU THINK SHE'S A GANGSTER. HE DOES EVERYTHING. LIKE A GANGSTER I DON'T THINK THAT GANGSTERS IN THAT WORLD WOULD WANT THINK MUCH OF HIM THIS IS A GUY WHO KNOWS GANGSTERS. >> HE'S PLAYED 14 OF THEM YES. >> SO PEOPLE WILL LISTEN. I PRESUME. >> DO THINK THIS BROKE TRUMP'S HEART TO HEAR? >> IT HAD TO IT HAD TO WRITE DE NIRO'S A QUINTESSENTIAL NEW YORK WORKER SO TO GET LIKE IT'S ONE THING FOR HIM TO SAY YE KAMALA BUFFER HIM TO CALL HIM NOT A GANGSTER AND A BABY. >> IT YEAH. >> THAT ONES. GOT TO STEAM THING. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH ULTIMATELY SO I BELIEVE THAT CELEBRITIES CAN BRING ATTENTION TO THE ISSUES, BUT I THINK IT'S ON THE POLITICIANS IN THEIR CHARISMA, LACK THEREOF IN TERMS OF RETENTION, LIKE, OKAY, YOU REGISTER ALL THESE PEOPLE TO VOTE PLEASE GO TO THE POLLS, PLEASE DEAL WITH THE NONSENSE THAT'S GOING ON. PLEASE DEAL WITH ALL OF THE VOTER FRAUD AND ALL OF THE NONSENSE IT WHEREVER IT BECAUSE MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WHEREVER THEY LIVE, THERE ARE SOME LAW DIDN'T PUT IN PLACE TO MAKE THE ACT OF VOTING MORE DIFFICULT AS WELL. AND SO WHETHER OR NOT THE CELEB ENDORSEMENT IS SUSTAINABLE BEYOND THAT, BUT IF TAYLOR SWIFT IS GETTING PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO POLITICS, IT IS NET POSITIVE SAME AS MEGAN THEE STALLION COMING OUT ON STAGE IN ATLANTA THE SAME AS I HATE TO SAY IT. HOECKE HOGAN AND KID ROCK. KID ROCK AND AMBER ROSE? YEAH. ANYBODY THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE GO. OH, I LIKE ARE YOU OKAY. WE'LL ONLY ABOUT ABORTION LAW? >> NO ONE MOVES THE NEEDLE LIKE HULK HOGAN NEWS IT. TOMORROW NIGHT, 9:00 P.M. YOU'RE WATCHING CNN. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SEE YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THREE AMAZING PEOPLE RIGHT HERE MAKING SENSE OF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND. >> NEWS AND IT'S NOT JUST I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF POLITICS, BUT IT'S NOT JUST POLISH. NO, NO, ABSOLUTELY. I WOULD EVEN SAY THAT IT'S POLITICALLY DOMINANT. IT'S JUST WHAT HAS BEEN THE CONVERSATION IN THE ZEITGEIST ACROSS THE GAMUT, IT COULD BE THE DEBATE, IT COULD BE ALL THE WAY TO SHANNON SHARPE AND HIM NOT KNOWING HOW TO USE INSTAGRAM, LAUGH, THERE IS A SPECTRUM OF TOPICS THAT WE COULD GET INTO, BUT THE SHOW, THE MOTHERSHIP SHOW HAS BEEN ON FOR ALMOST 35 SEASONS IN ENGLAND. SO WE'RE IN GOOD HANDS AND IT'S A FORMAT THAT'S BEEN DONE WELL OVERSEAS. AND SO WE'RE BRINGING IT OVER HERE. >> IS THERE A WINNER? AT THE END OF THE DAY? >> IF, IF MY TEAM WINS, THEN YES 13 WINS NOW THAN IT DOESN'T OKAY. >> OKAY YEAH >> LOOK, I'M WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE MY TEAM THE WINNING TEAM WILL I PAY ROY MONEY? YEAH WELL, I BRIBERY IS EXCEPT MICHAEL IN THE SHINS YEAH IT'S SIMPLE. >> IF YOU LIVE WATCHED THE QUIZ SHOW BEFORE, IF YOU HAVE WATCHED THE NEWS, IF YOU ARE UP ON THOSE TWO THINGS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE FORMAT OF THE GAME WERE USING A QUIZ SHOW FORMAT WITH NO MONEY AND NO POINT TO PRESENT AND HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT TOPICS WOULD AMAZING GUESTS THAT COME ON EVERY WEEK AS WELL. >> SO CAN YOU TELL US WHO THE OTHER COMEDIANS OR IS THAT A SECRET WELL, NO, IT'S NOT I'LL JUST COMEDIANS THAT AGAIN SO ON TOMORROW NIGHT, IT'S