Funny Commentary 😂 | Buffalo Bills vs. Miami Dolphins | NFL Season 2 Highlights

all right let's tile The Roasting up to an FL comedy special level for this Buffalo Bills versus Miami Dolphins Showdown grab some popcorn because this isn't just football this is an allout roast battle where the Dolphins brought a water pistol to a flam rower fight first of all Josh Allen this man came onto the field like he was auditioning for the next Avengers movie he threw passes so hard the Dolphins secondary probably had to check if their health insurance covers mental trauma and let's talk about Kian Coleman the rookie who looked like he was playing against toddlers at recess this guy catches a touchdown and the Dolphins defense had the same reaction you have you realize you left your phone in the Uber pure panic zero hope now let's turn to TU goala oh boy poor Tua watching him last night was like watching someone try to parallel park a bus in the middle of a Formula 1 race every snap he looked like he was reading a how to play QB for dummy's book on the sideline you know it's bad when your biggest contribution to the game is asterisk not asterisk getting sacked too many times honestly it looked like he was one interception away from pulling a fake injury exit just to get out of there and Tyreek Hill the man is supposed to be faster than a cheetah right yeah well last night he looked more like a house cat the Bill's defense put him in lockdown so tight he might as well have been grounded Hill was out there like is this legal am I allowed to run or are we just playing hide and seek every time he tried to make a move the bills defense was like not today you bolt not today now Miami's defense oh sweet Miami you know it's bad when your defense plays like they're allergic to tackling the way they were dodging Coleman and Allen you'd think the Bills players were holding tasers instead of footballs watching them try to tackle was like watching someone avoid their EX at a party quick glances then pretending they didn't see anything let's talk about Greg Russo and his tacks Russo was out there treating Tua like the last slice of pizza he was taking asterisk that asterisk down no matter what and Tua every time he got sacked he had that oh no not again look on his face like he was about to ask sah to call an Uber home Russo had no mercy honestly after the second sack I half expected Tua to yell out is this hazing am I being punked and let's not forget the bills secondary travius white with that clean interception the Dolphins might as well have handed him the ball with a bow on it I mean come on to when you throw an interception that perfect you've got to at least send a thank you car white picked that off like it was a Christmas present labeled open immediately the look on his face after the play was basically him saying I've had harder games of Candy Crush than this then we get to div on aain the Dolphins running back oh boy aain was out there looking like he was trying to find a lost contact lens on the field every time he got the ball the bills defense made him regret all of his life choices aain had 50 yards but they were the saddest 50 yards in NFL history the man was running for his life like he was trying to escape a group project in college it was tragic the bills delineate him up so fast I swear one of them burped after every tackle and don't even get me started on the Dolphins special teams at this point they might as well have called it not so special teams every return was like a bad punch line if there was a highlight for Miami's return game I missed it while blinking and Buffalo's Tyler base the guy was kicking field goals like he was trying to impress someone on a date meanwhile Miami's returners looked like they were auditioning for a spot in the local Flag Football League pure embarrassment by the time the third quarter rolled around Dolphins fans were evacuating Hard Rock stadium like it was on fire you know things are bad when the nacho stand is more crowded than the field at one point I'm pretty sure the only people left in the stands were Bill's fans and a couple of dolphins supporters who fell asleep and didn't realize the nightmare happening in front of them final score 31-10 Buffalo Bills the Dolphins walked in thinking they were ready for prime time but ended up looking like they just woken up from a nap Miami's game plan nonexistent their execution even worse the bills absolutely asterisk clowned asterisk them on every level at this point the Dolphins should just have left a Yelp review for this game zero fifth Stars would not recommend getting steamrolled by Buffalo again buffalo on the other hand walked out with the their heads High Josh Allen probably didn't even need to shower after this one he barely broke a sweat myamy Dolphins they should just hit reset and pretend this game never happened