I Spent the Day with Marshawn Lynch!

thanks to EA Sports I got to fly all the way out to Seattle to spend the day with Marshon Lynch Jo sir are you ready to go go where I'm just kidding yeah look that thing looks like it weighs 50 lbs what are you doing yeah I brought a lot of stuff I'm very excited I didn't know what to bring so I packed a lot freaking do it boys we then threw the bags in our car and it was time to drive off in Seattle the trip to the airport was uh great there's no audio for this right oh but eventually we made it yeah we got one of them open door fellas can't pull up close enough to the dang uh terminal we then made our way all the way to TSA and I'm still wondering how Joe ended up making it through just want to document this for legal purposes all those cords yeah they let us let us in here so I get so claustrophobic on these planes but Against All Odds we somehow made it all the way to Seattle Seattle dude that was the longest plane ride it took us a while to get here but now we in the oooo oooo we have arrived in Seattle mother truckers they gave us an extra bed that was nice for them yeah so we got two beds but we only need one we only need one and wow this is going to be lovely yeah that's all I got for you though we're going to chill the rest of the night and we will resume things tomorrow our day with Marston Lynch was right around the corner but before that we we had a full day of friendship and what a day it was we started off by walking around the city looking at their local statues Jo what are you doing huh Jo oh my bad huh yeah you look great we then went train watching and had a peaceful stroll on our scooters you hold $10 I'll well at least we tried to while waiting for our time slot to go up the Space Needle we redeemed oursel with some lovely time on the scooters along with a meal that was it was then time for the moment that we have all been waiting [Music] for it's beautiful up here here you go for you feet people free content yeah the Space Needle was kind of mid I'm not going to lie but we did make the best of it and got a view of the stadium that we're about to be in I don't like being this high it was now the next day and we arrived at Lumen field where not only the Madden Cruiser was but also the Madden 25 ratings adjuster Marshon Lynch who I had the opportunity to plead my case to get TJ watt to a 99 overall all right boys we have successfully done it we have flown all the way from Pittsburgh for one reason and one reason only we have the Madden 25 ratings adjuster Marshon Lynch now I got to plead my case for something that is very near and dear to my heart and is to get TJ watt to a 99 overall is there any way you think you might be able to help me with this do we play for the Seahawks he's a he plays for the Steelers not the Raiders Steelers n not Buffalo but if he played for any of those teams he'd be great for him no K do I Can't Go For That no no who can I plead my case no K do if if you want to waste some air D let me play my case let me my all right so hear me out hear me out so Miles Garrett 98 overall Micah Parsons is a 98 overall but last year TJ watt beat them in every single defensive statistical category that matters sacks tackles pass deflections interceptions fumbles and he has a 97 that's not fair right did he play for the Raiders did he play for the Seahawks did he play for Buffalo he did not and I hope he never does no can do I can't go for that you see look man they gave me you see this right help me out here a little bit this is Justice here you see this here I see it I'm the mad and raen AD Jus you understand what I'm saying I see what you're saying I heard what you said you feel what I'm saying but like I just told you I can't go for that no no no way no can do what about what about let me let me say this now I like him we going to get this understood we going to get this straight you know what I'm talking about now if he was over here with the home team I might have been able to do something you I mean we look out for ours round here you understand what I'm saying like imagine this imagine like you're in his shoes right yeah you have cuz like this is realistic right you have you have the most rushing yards you have the most touchdowns you have the most broken tackles most yards prar and then they got other people ahead of you it's not fair Madden didn't Rock like that for whatever reason I mean you know what I've been in this position now I'm in the position to do you know I mean something about it it's time for justice I yeah I know so get him traded to the uh to the home team and then we can then we can talk if he was for the home team I wouldn't have had no problem throwing him a couple little you feel me the but 97 ain't that bad though yeah I think the highest I ever been rated on Madden was probably like a 84 or something like a 96 wasn't it nah 90 84 that's messed up ain't no way 84 cool this is your chance to change history as we know it I for the for the look though they was still talking about they were still getting active with it if your player you feel me though really doing this duing in that [ __ ] like that's the only thing that really mattered that's fair at this moment my heart was crushed it seemed like I really did waste all of that air for nothing but luckily for me I had more time with him and knew all hope wasn't lost we started off with some interviews in the Madden Cruiser and I even got to help Marshon come up with his own custom play that might end up dropping in the game finally of course we played a few Madden games together and he's actually a lot better than I thought little slugo good play good play Hey man hey I appreciate it you're actually all right thank you I appreciate your talking could be better but it could be a little bit better I then told Marshon a really funny joke look man you know what hey for that N I still couldn't yeah no I can't I couldn't either but a [ __ ] though I can [ __ ] with remember TJ w99 think about it all right no you know what bro I'm going make sure I take care of that for you you know what I mean I don't the Mad people they be tweaking though bro hey you're real one you're real they be tweaking bro but I'm going go figure that [ __ ] out for you though boys it has been done I know I seem very composed in the moment but I was the happiest man on the planet it's lock it's locked Marshon and I then talked for quite a while outside of the cruiser and even agreed to a $11,000 wager between him and his boy which I I probably shouldn't have agreed to oh yeah it's good hey BL what's your game C hey I got somebody that dog off your ass and Madden right now hold on man cuz you talk that [ __ ] I got somebody that don't run it up but I put a b onat we going to run up the band then we going to split that we then reviewed some of maron's top plays and finish it off with just one more game of Madden what that is so fake come on now a no way why is that face it was then time to head to the stadium for our day to get even better well at least we hoped okay boys uh slight little issue right now we are having a hard time getting onto the field because we have special access we're so close we're so close yet so far away see that gate right there oh you have body paint on today second string uh hope I get to play today and there it was we finally made it through the gates just like the NFL players yo what's up dude YouTu heck yeah buddy in we started off by meeting fans and signing autographs and then made our way onto the actual football field where we followed Marshon Lynch around as the ratings adjuster we made it I'm so excited this freaking hyp dude Stadium's actually alive the Stadium's sick do you think it's going to be as loud as people say that it's going to be yes it will be loud B Nick's first sack this place is going to go absolutely nutto town I I'm about to tear up oh don't cry it's okay first time in this new stadium talk another one off it's okay it's okay my got Marshon even told me the main thing he looks out for in a ratings boost but unfortunately I can't tell you because it is top secret I swear you I've never had access like that whatsoever Joe how are you feeling sir speechless I'm on a football field NFL football field this is insane best experience that's Maran Lynch right there we're following that's crazy so right now we're following Maron Lynch round again he's the ratings adjuster he's scalling out a bunch of these players seeing who we can get a boost to I don't know no Maran honestly he might bring somebody down in great for all I know you see somebody drop past Marshon then handed me down the ratings adjuster clipboard which means everybody's overalls are now in my hand I don't know boys what do you think maybe I take over Madden his ratings adjuster to be honest is there anybody better fit for the job than me let's freaking be real I got the clipboard now sorry I'm trying to take this seriously this is a big deal real quick boys the crazy access continues the players are coming out of the tunnel great freak here I wonder what they're talking about might be talking about you maybe [Applause] G forgot about youbody yeah it's time to get to the seats now and we're going to enjoy this game I mean I guess we're rooting for Seahawks right go Seahawks go Hawks gow screw the Broncos Broncos screw you yeah a nobody like you anyway all right ladies before we hit our seats we're getting food to bring back with us God bless America it's called kid Valley food on Deck what you thinking Joe you ready beautiful oh yeah beautiful [Music] view boys can't confirm it is indeed loud as freaking crap in here I don't even know if you can hear me right now what but uh I I would I [Applause] qu pretty dumb pass bad pass by B Knicks hey I think the Seahawks won B Knicks is the dumbest pick there's three guys on three guys a guys and just like that our experience was over one huge thank you to EA Sports Marshon Lynch and the Seattle Seahawks well that's it kiddos every Seahawks game I've ever been to they've [Music] won oh yeah [Music]

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