ladies and gentlemen buckle up Cristiano Ronaldo is here to save Portugal again because obviously who else the magical unicorns were busy this week you'd think Ronaldo was tired nah this man doesn't rest Einstein might have said something about relativity but Ronaldo redefined it to mean relatively impossible to keep off the squad Portugal must have thought oh we got this then they remembered Croatia and Sweden were not just vacation destinations so they dialed CR7 faster than you can say SOS sure he's had a long season but Ronaldo probably thinks rest is an urban legend the man's as familiar with the concept of rest as a fish is with mountain climbing imagine being able to take a week off but no Ronaldo's idea of time off involves dodging Defenders and scoring goals because Netflix and chill is for mere mortals not this guy Portugal strategy meeting must have gone like so any new tactics nope we've got Ronaldo and everyone just nodded sagely as if that wasn't the grand plan all along so dear audience what kind of not so secret superpower do you think Ronaldo's packing this time explosive goals hair gel Charisma or just the sheer willpower to keep defying age let us know like And subscribe please