although I'm solitary Red Solo Cup I fill you up prepare to party prepare to party Red Solo Cup I fill you up Engage The Party prepare to party yes solitary but when I drink from the Red Solo Cup when I drink the coffee you know my performance ability gets escalated Red Solo Cup I fill you up prepared to party you know what Red Solo Cup you are more than just a piece of plastic you are my friend and I mean that in the most sincere way nobody loves me quite like you do they say it's kind of sad it's kind of like a movie where somebody has an imaginary friend but you know what the Red Solo Cup is more than just a piece of plastic it's my one and only friend you know it's great for drinking my coffee because I don't have to do dishes that way you know I don't have to do dishes I can just throw it out once I'm done Red Solo Cup I fill you up prepare the party it's 80° in New York today you know I'm partying man with my Red Solo Cup you know who cares I'm involuntarily celibate who cares I have no friends who cares everybody tells me what a loser and a burden I am who cares everybody's treating me unempathetic and un lovingly I I have a friend the Red Solo Cup it is more than just a piece of plastic it is my friend it is my friend Red Solo Cup I F you up prepare to party Engage The Party