Katie Hopkins: Kate Garraway and Holly Willoughby at the National Television Awards

k gway at the nas getting award for dead Derek oh my God Kate gway with the thick hair back again to talk about dead Derek because I would very much like to thank the pharmaceutical industry for their funding of my ITV documentaries which has meant that everybody now gets to see my face again and because of dead Derek's long covid my career is doing better than it has ever done before and I am here to accept your applause because I am basically Mary at this point that gave birth to Jesus because no one may criticize me because my husband died no May no one may criticize me because I am the painton state of long coov and no one may criticize me because her are my children and no one may say a bad thing about me because I had thick hair I lost my husband and I'm representative of all those who died from the coad and whether my daughter has her left hit out or not and whether my daughter has her left hit out and is showing most of her groin we will not say a bad word about the children because my name is Kate gay with a thi available for speaking engagements funerals and future documentaries at the ITV before dead Derek died my career was going down the [ __ ] but now I've been pushing dead Derek around even after he was dead and we invited the son photographer to his deathbed so we definitely knew when he died as opposed to when he wasn't actually dead yet he just looked dead I am on the up up up and if it wasn't for the fact that Allison Hammond is a [ __ ] chamba wber and ate all of the Bake Off tent I would have that contract as well thank you thank you cry cry cry thank you no exactly she's great she's great I'm absolutely very much looking forward to floaty dress season and spring aren't you all aren't you all because then we will have Kate gway finding love just in time for a Zara maxi dress in Coral as for [ __ ] Holly Willow booby did you see the face did you so she's next to her husband Dan I know some things about Dan but basically Dan her husband very high up in TV Land it's why he was part of the commissioning process so if there was a new program being commissioned Dan would be behind it he would insert his wife that's how that whole system worked you see the two of them last night oh did you you see that I could smell I can smell Envy I can smell green and I can smell jealousy and she obviously she was told you go out there girl you put on your little frog try and get some boobs out you go and be Holly Willow booby and everyone was like is that Holly isn't she [ __ ] isn't she the friend of the pedo what's she doing here don't know she's not on TV anymore no [ __ ] it do she got another Mar and Spencers no oh [ __ ] it what's she doing here then don't know who's that oh that's skinny husband not very good-looking is he now I've heard he's got a small [ __ ] as well oh well you know she's a has been