Apple launch event explained 😂🤣

Apple's iPhone 16 presentation translated now let's talk about iPhone our cash machine iPhone 16 now has the customizable action button we took away buttons now we brought it back so that it will feel new because we have nothing new iPhone 16 also has a new Ultra wide camera the new camera looks like the old iPhone camera from years ago but it is wide on the inside together with white and black they create a bold new palette you are delulu if you think they is something new about black and white color the new ultra white camera the new camera design we have to say it is new multiple times otherwise your brain will remember it is the old design iPhone 16 pro has a new 48 megap Fusion camera please believe us the camera is new how many times do we have to tell you it is new Apple intelligence is AI Apple intelligence is the personal intelligence system at the heart of the iPhone 16 lineup it's chat GPT in iPhone with the ability to understand and create language as well as images and take action on your behalf all of this is not available in the iPhone 16 yet but trust me bro it is coming buy the phone private Cloud computer compute private Cloud compute maintains the privacy and security of your iPhone but it is not private to the FBI and Jing ping your data is never stored or shared with apple but but wait for it it's used only to fulfill your requests so if you request we store it we'll store it but you always request we store it so we will start it in advance for you Apple intelligence will be available as a free software update our AI is free for people who pay for iPhone with cleanup coming with apple intelligence you can easily remove distracting objects in photos even their Reflections it's just Photoshop from 10 years ago was talk about our Pro Models they're even larger at 6.3 in on iPhone 16 Pro and 6.9 in like the Samsung s20 Ultra from 4 years ago new Rich color ultramarine it's just regular colors but we say Rich for marketing purpose so that you will feel rich when you are buying it the camera control provides instant easy access to the camera with just a click like some old Androids it has a new Quad pixel sensor for high resolution shots with autofocus yeah autofocus that you thought you had you did not have it it is new delivering our highest resolution and frame rate yet for incredible slow-mo this will make more people buy extra iCloud more immersive experience when listening with airpods or watching your special videos on Apple Vision Pro please use the Vision Pro please we beg you they started just $9.99 for iPhone 16 Pro and $1.99 for iPhone 16 Pro Max but come on you don't want that one you need extra storage give us more money