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so do you want any TV or do you want aachi hey let's get it let's get it going because I got I gotta set everything up what's up everybody it's me t Williams I am setting everything up right now because it is 6 o' they've already kicked off uh first it right now there we go make sure they get and now I can if you're in the Discord you're going to be able to watch it uh yeah got that going and then uh let me get the game going and then I'll jump in the Discord and start chilling um oh miss has already got the ball right now getting started in real game so if you see like on the one side I got the it's going to be the simulated record for the season and the actual record for this season so and nice all right so hold on just a second they might wind up winning in the simulation whatever let me jump into all right hello I'm here what's up oh what's up just chilling get had to get everything started yeah I get that how you doing man oh man um I had a family issue that had to be resolved so I've been away for the whole several days oh hope I hope everything's okay already a touchdown damn yeah let's go we'll see how much the uh the this this is what's going to be interesting about this entire like set sequence of streams is is that to see how how the actual record goes against the simulated record see how like similarly how close the scores are and stuff like that you know it's going to be really interesting as Jackson Dart in the simulation just runs for for 10 yards they definitely are playing like they like he's playing moving quickly to Rattle the D nice 70 already I should have altered the uniforms I have to do that next time Details Matter man my right side earphone just went out oh oh no is it like a loose wire or no got sacked another thing that I'm worried about is is that uh the simulation might just ex expose the the flaws in the game but I don't know we'll see the ball nice what was the time on that the same holy crap that was a great pass in the simulated game it's 70 both both both versions of the game as hepped at the are by the way T did you see any of the uh Arkansas P Bluff game no was it good it was 70 to nothing but the but the uh um P Bluff band won the Battle of the Bands they played Cody Rose's theme song it had the whole crowd going had the whole yeah you posted that on you posted that on Twitter didn't you yeah saw that's pretty dope not going to lie personal foul face mask on to offense damn offensive face mask damn well there's absolutely no reason for that yeah watching the replay he grabbed his face mask tried to push him down so that is a little more than a stiff arm no upset on the rank teams so far but and the closest thing I've seen closest thing I've saw to an upset today was um Vanderbilt won of all things forgot who it was against I like their uh Vanderbilt oh oh no Tennessee I I saw Tennessee earlier and I like their uh black and orange this [ __ ] looks good do you know where Ferman is by any chance tank is in is it Ohio no believe it or not believe it or not it's in the northern part of South Carolina really yeah nice nice nice break up great coverage almost stops a big play in actual game yeah not afraid to go deep that's that's amazing actually fourth and one for Furman in the simulated game oh they're going kick St at 22 fman University is a private university in Greenville South Carolina founded in 18 founded in 1826 and named after Baptist pastor Richard Ferman nice a private school but it's not is it like religiously private Baptist private yeah to the well then damn it's cool they even have a football team yeah great run great run in the simulation this is I enjoy this is very enjoyable famous fman famous fman graduates include uh I'm sorry go ahead no go ahead oh I'm interested famous Ferman graduates include Brad Cox creator of The Objective C programming language Clint Dempsey Clint Dempsey professional soccer player Brad Faxon professional golfer um David Garrett CEO of Delta Airlines Victoria Jackson actress uh Herman wlay founder of Fredo L potato chips that's some [ __ ] Amy Grant music music yeah um let me see be Daniel former pro golfer uh let's see oh Xavier Woods professional wrestler and YouTube personality and Sam W wi used to be the coach for the Bengals okay so just like in the in the simulation they had to punt the ball away fman had to punt the ball away oh what's happening going I don't know why I did that Ferman was the first University in South Carolina to have a football team oh that's well then I guess it makes sense that historically they'd want to keep that football yeah 1889 that's some [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah and their main rival is the Citadel okay they're getting their ass whooped right now yeah and the Citadel is a military college for kids who really don't want to join the military oh yeah okay damn that football team's got to be mean as [ __ ] oh all right hand off so it's what third inches running theball theard yeah I would just still try to beat it in yep see same thing there we go another touchdown the simulation for this and I love it I love the physicality third and goal I trust my offensive line Tove the way the to my running and know he's toally that was cool on the field all right 14 [Applause] zick oh [ __ ] out there 22 they'll it from theun it out to the 25 yd right the they obvious they just to wow it's been five seasons with kein that's crazy looking to throw oh holy [ __ ] oh no Herman just got a touchdown on the simulation oh [ __ ] it was a great play too will it to it's the going deep right in the bucket baby touchdown all right TouchDown for all Miss in the actual game hell yeah what the it says Ferman Paladin's touchdown that's incorrect you better fix that that buddy there we go score called back what score you misreported it oh well the dude the sport spot's still cool so whatever it was just amazed at stuff contains that just dropped right in there easy yeah he was good man great the on that last drive he really did David I mean that was a master class and just reading coverage and being accurate lost on that first and now it's and 15 it's a draw [Music] o that hole opened up real fast field so when he got theball there was justen grass oute of him and he made the defense and when I got a guy like that man I just got to find ways to get him theine right and the draw play is a good way to do it let them run themselves aot of some yardage that's crazy it's plays like that that will help this offense stay in Rhythm all game long if you can have that kind of success on first down running the football it just opens up your ening forward they'll put the tight end in motion they'll R it from the gun they've got 49 is clicking and the guy carrying the fo I mean he is carrying the like this is Guy set his tone for this game creating some balance on this off this offense is going to be a handful yeah David I'd love to sit here and say well the offensive coordinator is just one step Ahad of his counter part across the field that's not it right now offensive line is EST the line ofage and mention the right now is the running back didn't know clearly always the tempo all right 147 in the simulated game 140 in the actual game and the hand off on the counter that's what yard there they 4 off f throwing righte and they on one and they've it down to the 22 you're right about here in the game according to the simulation is where furman's going to catch him looking actually score on this run on this drive the gun running theard well there's azy and force a tackle for a Los the leaves 11 [Applause] saw yard thir oh what an interception oh oh no there's a flag thir actual game the simulated game almost just got first and goal that was but it was by the keep the running going you get big chunks Like This Not only was that a big chunk it also looked like it could have gone for more the rebels it with first and'll Power he's got it down to the one yd line from the interception yep they go Block in the back now on andal [Applause] that was crazy what is why does it keep doing that just missed the score the after that marathon drive and every time the off needed they got it what an interception man that's great [Music] leick 21 and seven in the simulated [Music] game that probably going to be 21 and zero in the actual game y that's some pass interference no got a little bit of a birdies flying around didn't see sure it seem like some contact I don't know maybe it was just Mutual contact that's why they didn't call it what's up S they're able to theit throw against cover he almost had it I guess it was Mutual contact yeah that's why they didn't call it went and dug out my headset for my switch so the might not may not be nearly as good okay kid you got shaking up a little bit um we're going to go ahead and do a quick test on you all right how many fingers am I holding up um two yeah you're good get back in there he how many hands do you have two all right he's I my hands are yes my hands are yes yeah absolutely that's a first down damn do you see the score of our first game uhuh what what's up King We we played uh Arkansas Pine Bluff and I know that they're not as good of a team we beat them 70 nothing oh right yeah yeah Miz was saying something about that earlier what's up pigas Sur not much definit better I'm have to I'm have to figure out what to do after uh after the simulated game is over because the actual game's GNA keep going probably gonna probably G to be like a full quarter difference definely I fell on my shoulder couple days ago you oh no how' you fall on your shoulder fell off his steps no that sucks concrete or dirt than me more over like a dirt grass situation that's and while I'm not some members of this of our servers I'm not small either yeah hey I feel that they go on forward on fourth fourth and three five minutes in the quarter Miss is more prone to go for a fourth down conversion and just about any other team oh yeah depends on how good they feel about running right Cu uh I mean they nearly got intercepted yeah they crunched the numbers like they have this whole book that tells them when it's statistically better for them to go burman's putting up a fight in the imulation yeah I know the scoreboard don't show that but they're making some pretty good plays oh yeah you got the official scoreboard yeah yeah the yeah the real scoreboards at the top simulated scoreboards at the bottom and then the simulated record is going to be on the left and the actual record is going to be on the right and that's how this whole series of like streams are going to [Music] be better than I thought well everybody has some pretty gimme I mean unless you're Clemson holy [ __ ] or Clemson man who who are Clemson playing they played Georgia they played Georgia well well let's put it like this they showed up at Georgia but that's you know they showed up they lost they were their there it was a game yeah it was a I don't know man can you compare a football game to prison rate No but I was wondering where the frosting was I thought this was another cupcake game the way that was going I'm like [ __ ] yeah it it wasn't even supposed to be yeah mean when three points man and they had to fight so hard for those three [Music] points crazy I I watched most of that game it was it was sad bro the kick that was the game to watch though even though it was a blowout that was but Jesus Christ I was hoping he' get in because everybody loves a fat guy touchdown yeah I think he got it yeah he did nice he did get it through that's awesome I guess Ferman got three points got a field goal in the simulation 2110 just the actual game is a little more exciting right now hell yeah nice and he went dunk the ball piggy piggy's got the dunk that's awesome love it yeah piggy is great know Chicago's already got a fridge but maybe they've got room for an ice maker that's not his normal number cuz he's usually on defense they had to so he had to have another Jersey so he could become an eligible receiver they should love kick too you know just finish off the whole story 21 Z in the actual game so don't you just report to the ref or one of the ref no you actually have to have certain to play no no I know in the NFL you just report if you need to like they do that in they do that in college too saying you know 38 has reported as an eligible receiver thing because I knew and that was the whole thing in that one Lion's game where they said they reported the player reported but the ref said he didn't yeah when when kkin took that touchdown that's when they decided they were going to make do the the Piggies play so they had to get him ready have him declared as eligible receiver you don't even know Whole New Jersey just need to make sure you tell whichever ref I don't know what yeah yeah they have to have a whole other number and everything it's crazy NFL doesn't make you do [Applause] that the guy could actually dunk it yeah oh Ain small boys so you just oh it's just a simulated game not even even playing it they let him catch his breath before they put him back out on the defense that's fair he just worked his ass off I mean I ain't saying he's a big dude but you know after seeing him exhaust after seeing him exhausted like that I'd just want to sit there and Pat him on the shoulder and remind them there's still 14 more days left in the B show so yeah yeah 100% it's going to be like this every day I got to remember not to avoid any spoilers for the B show Alabama that's who Auburn had got to play Alabama A&M Jesus Christ what a gimme yeah a swack school yeah probably going to be I was about to say I didn't even know Alabama A&M existed till well like I said like for every other team on the SE That Old Miss goes against this season is in the the is in the video game except for fbon had to go and download somebody's creative team CU they're FCS yeah yeah I get I mean they had to draw the line somewhere right I guess right they've never really done they always did like a FCS North or how they do like FCB seems like the lowest grade that they they've only ever really done FBS all the FCB teams are on there in for nice if they would eventually start getting some of the bigger name well and that's kind of what's cool about the creat a team thing is that you can go and look for a team and like fish around and find a pretty decent representation mean I think the only reason why these guys have 10 points is because the catchup but whatever oh yeah the catch got enough teon in the against the that be 21 and zero 24 and 10 simulated game although they were further down the road than this game there's no way for me to slow it down I mean it's because commercial breaks and [ __ ] like that like there's nothing I can do about that what was the first penalty I saw I saw holding on miss they' all over uh they went an 88 yeah I was looking at fir yeah they w yeah I know all about that school we were talking about it earlier and and I know it from South Carolina playoffs the FCF playoffs okay that was confusing so they had two number 11s on the team bman dude I've never heard of that one well I knew it was a thing I've never seen it is what I meant to say what well illegal numbering two number 11s on the field oh yeah yeah yeah you can't you gotta remember to car back he's also drugged you can tell he's drugged who's the dog or number 11 yeah the dog oh juice is Juiced else he just tried to run all over the place man and he's hurt he's hurt it's an exciting environment y coach now has to go to a backup P airbud Jr go get a pet from the portal hey everybody we got we got Alabama's elephant W he he does not want to go down dude was that that are you sure that wasn't the video game that was [ __ ] smooth I won't lie nice job by the defense tackling the catch and the tight they know this off is going to try to in the passing game in a lot of situations that cover guy not easy' made to the and they'll atast cut lead third theun he's an open man and he'll to the got a raid pirate pirate winch raiding one viewer I'll take it deflected oh did I know put the shout out on here oh that sucks I'm sorry about that but we do have the shout go go follow pirate winch oh man he didn't really miss him just what were you guys playing [Music] at going for [Music] three forgot that this is just the first quarter just the first quarter what the [ __ ] 24 to zero we're almost in the halftime it's 2410 on the a simulated [Music] game Dart is such a good name for a quar oh for sure bad name for a quarterback Target that was a great pass he'll try to throw for it and it's incomplete as he was trying to finish the drive with oh Frosty is funny that's Lock manto Island get in set Frosty I have too many Bots [ __ ] that good every bot has a purpose yeah I only have the one bot SP for yeah Sports bot is dope manage I just don't want to go too early too early grandson did good today oh he actually played yeah that's awesome I think he went like six for six with a touchdown oh wow oh he was wide open oh and he fumbled out I what's up Jay after the simul uh game Runs Out runs its course do you guys want to like uh you guys want to play like uh a poker or something poker golf whatever near intercepted too hard that was a very risky drop 13 24 Miss is trying to score in the [Applause] simulation in the last 16 seconds of the get yourself closer and the real game it's only quarters almost through just one quarter 24 to zero it's insane and'll out fi F six that the best thing I've ever heard a thck oh yeah all right fi goal is good we're going into the half 27 to3 not Dame and the agies sounds sounds like an interesting game Miss 13 of 13 for 245 and a touchdown oh that was a simulated game I'm so sorry I thought the real game d really I mean both team in the simulated game both teams have been playing really well it's just that H Miss has been playing better in the other in the real game it's just a [ __ ] blowout right now already in the first quarter which is insane there's that Blitz I would have went for [ __ ] yard good passow just suck safties to the line ofage anticipating they would get OPP sh they called I will say one thing Burman may not be a high caliber football team but having the paladins as your mascot is [ __ ] I dig that as a D and D nerd I love it yeah Stanford uh they're calling Cardinals but they got that tree it's like yeah I know Crimson tied vers against West Kentucky my sports being Canadian Canadians are bad o Great Stop in the simulation play defense on football games hey they're going to 12 teams on the playoffs yeah and notra Dame can't even get the number one seed no matter what they do because they're not good enough for it no because they're not in a conference yeah yeah yeah highest I can get will be number six yeah because yeah the first four or five are at conference yeah first five first first 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combined company yeah that basic that was the that was the writing on the wall plus plus the executives that they uh that they interview do the [ __ ] Bret Hart screwed Bret Hart [ __ ] thing about it they're all like WCW kill WCW you're like no no they didn't that's that's that's just guilt you can't [ __ ] say that not saying that it wouldn't necessarily last it much longer depending on financials and make big changes flag on play Let's see personal foul another face mask guys can't grab their on the Jesus Christ he's wide open for back for quarterback it's Ferman that means they were way too deep Bro don't feel bad man you got got yard or of the first what they can when I can run the football like that on first down he almost good move bro he's like it's like you're watching the [ __ ] video game with that dude on the tack but not until gets the first this off has to get this guy the b in as manys as possible he showed you all of his tools on that last Rebels going to lose yard on that one well this guy's been eating them alive all game long finally though David you defense has been able to make some adjusts find somethingi to help slow this guy down hey baby steps right that's a tackle for a loss I know he's got over a hundo on the game but this defense is definitely GNA have to be more aggressive Comm more guys to [Applause] that Miss's got a touchdown in simulation aring the simulations I saw that Twisters movie finally yeah what you think about it hell yeah I dug it we're still waiting for watch it watch firman can't stop them I think Ferman will be lucky to get even a score that's that's the first m movie theater i' gone to that actually had a wine list yeah here we [Applause] [Music] go well you can tell that really depend on their receivers to make the game for them problem is that our Miss's defensive outs are amazing easy touchdown easy there it is 30 could be he's so wide open you go to growing crops around either side of that dude there's not much delay between sports bot and the actual game is there no not really about a quarter about a quarter so far no but then the weird one is it will say that it it won't wait until the play is confirmed because I've had one where it said the touchdown was scored but then it said touchdown called back oh it did that with firm it did that with this game yeah I didn't think it would do that I wait [Music] score me my dad thinks I hit the or whatever it's called [Music] which if that happened yance last David and REE they don't know if it's runcing anding the Deep by understanding what the and creating the EXP yeah that's not going to be fun if that's who did Utah play Southern Utah Utah stop it's like Utah or something sou Utah yeah it's like Southern Utah you I can't say it my father went there rest but uh it's like two steps away from being a [ __ ] Community College nobody goes there unless it's they like last option see that team oh they they play some weird ass conference 41 16 some weird ass conference like Mountain West or something like that no it's called the United athletic it's like the football only thing that's the merger of the a sun in the Western in the whack it's a college where [ __ ] like people high in the church when the kids are they go to Southern UT I mean a lot of the black schools were either like 10 years ago we us FCS or hey guys I'll be right back I got to get some water I don't have any water in here for some reason even necessarily some some Owen player from Hawaii whose family's like fourth generation LDS and they go up to him and Hey kid you're pretty good at playing football problem is we don't have any spots for you at Brigham Young how about go to Southern Utah yeah pretty much that kind of place you know I hey at least they got a kind of cool team named the Thunderbirds like I said I can't say [ __ ] out that's the father of all school but he's also a different he got mad when I put U [ __ ] out the nice execution by this defense team fi does your drive when you're South Carolina should not be having this much trouble with Old Dominion what the hell we say either as I said either old minion better than I thought or Carolina yeah oh the gcck suck it's the first game of the season big GC if you will I always look at the first game of football as like they're going out there with a new playbook they're trying new things out that they did over the summer camp and stuff and if they're trying to see what will work and what won't work in an actual game situation you know what I mean good [ __ ] stop by Old Miss yeah game though no but there Old Dominion monarchs are Sun Belt and in the same division as our uh Red Wolves yeah I think same oh Georgia State or is that somebody else Georgia State Coastal Carolina tell you what the other night Georgia State brought it they brought it hard I would to count them out this year no the red wolves are in the west division and old Dom minions in the East yeah but yeah they respected to fin six so one two three Kentucky is just not having a good [ __ ] day are they when are they afan football it's it's football it's not basketball so when does Kentucky ever have a good day in football they're losing Mississippi State 35 to7 why does the game keep pausing like this dude because you're not moving the Xbox goes into sleep mode just it's supposed to be like an anti-che oh yeah they finished yeah Old Dominion last year finished six and six in the regular lost to the hillers they have no answers it's been an absolutely miserable day trying to Solve the Riddle of this off game oh time out I was about to say there was like 4 seconds on play clock I mean [Music] not could I think the West got the better nicknames hey M how's it going jump into uh jump into the chat we're watching the actual game while simulating the game simulated game is going to be over quicker than the actual game we're going to wind up playing prominence poker after this I I definitely say this the sun Bel West Division has a better nickname than the East div it looks like it's going to be 10 one on both simulated and that's any not in any way surprising well okay the only reason why it's surprising in the simulation is because I actually had to download the Ferman team meaning somebody had to put it together so somebody probably over I think they did okay with the scoring of it I I I looked at it before I downloaded it I thought the trying to R appropriate try to rate FCS schools is not always easy understand where I got to get to a lot of people you'll see run north south and try to bounce out wide and make big plays sometimes it's not about making big plays he said she'll be here in a minute where J go Just Bounce yeah had stuff to do no I'm sure he'll be back it could be just too much noise for [Music] him no I got a sent it could been the internet yeah it could be the internet you're right you right could be I I like the decision by the quarter here just get the out of your get it to your lot of Maggie's an Irish or tied three a piece one of my friends on the different server is not going to be too happy cuz she's an egy Just Bounce I just thought sorry for the just bounc I thought I was unmuted I said it' be right back okay all good oh you may have said it and I may not even heard it so it's all good could have been all other of us talking at the same time yeah agreed 31 nothing a lot of personal fouls for a game like this was that helmet the helmet I didn't hear it illegal Blind Side the red Middle Tennessee probably isn't going to be much of a easy challenge right Wake Forest see I okay I worry about Wake Forest because yeah L Forest can be dangerous yor suen should be an easy game Kentucky the next one I'd be worried about for you guys would be the gamec right and then it that's where it really starts though that's where the real Road begins is with South Carolina if you can if you can win everything up to through Kentucky you're in an okay shap yeah agreed which should be the case we'll see oh they're going they're going to Wake Forest yeah yeah that's the only that's the only itch is it wait for us could they they they have everything they need to beat us and you're having to go to Winston yeah man how much more open could right so going to be 38 nothing in a couple minutes second yeah not half yet I wanted to see what your game c Schedule okay there where's my team if if if Miss plays Wake Forest like they're like they're SEC team then they'll win but if they try to play him like there's somebody out of conference and they shouldn't take him that seriously then they could lose yeah okay we beat Minnesota yeah our next game that I'm really worried about would probably do DN almost got an interception in the simulated game yeah 300 yards basically already hey M how you doing hey George got that how you doing tonight mie good how are you it's been a long week but I'm better now so yeah my the beginning of this week was pretty for me I hear you I have to go see Beetle Juice I think there's a lot of people that viscerally feel that they have to see Beetle Juice you know what I'm saying yeah and I don't think there's anything wrong with that feeling I just hope it's good or at least decent m not one of these too many ones where they come like 20 30 years later and one thing I will say about fair at least yeah good I will say that Keaton is the same is I would argue that Keaton is the same exact actor as he's ever been you know what I'm saying so I don't see it as being a fall off in his performance and Michael Keaton I feel like he would read it and if he didn't want to do it he wouldn't do it because he's no AB 100% like he's he's that guy now like he doesn't have to he doesn't need it rder might need it more also to be slightly Fair they did intend to make a second Beetle Juice they just never could secure like the funding and stuff for it I don't know how they couldn't get it back in probably for the same reason why they couldn't make a [ __ ] Superman that any no one could agree on for 15 [ __ ] years and when not a rider too like she's at that point now that she doesn't need to say like she has a she she has stranger things man she's been on that's probably the thing that saved what have saved her cuz her career fell off in the early 2000 oh yeah 100% but like at at this point and it was self it was all self-inflicted on her part it was a bit of a me too thing too but it's fine it was a little me okay her her getting caught for like a like 50,000 like a whole crap load of golden good didn't help out no when she all she also had the money to pay for so I don't think it was something there was something up something up yeah I don't know man I've I've sto I've stolen things when I know I could have paid for it yeah lot of s a lot of ss aren't necessarily necessary to I mean look a made off made off kid you didn't need the money so who's this other team some fman paladins paladins yeah yeah okay that's kind of cool sorry bro that's all good say I just said the same thing there are some cool nicknames in college yeah and speaking of fur Pirates here how are you oh hey pirate I didn't even see you come in there's not much there's not much firm with me that's good this is a this is a blowout yeah I mean you kind of expect this team this to be a blowout but man it's a closer game on the in the simulation and it's it's 51 to 16 you got like yeah they got some interesting names and I'm FBS so what um Old Miss they're the Old Miss who REI Rebels rebels I was looking at the [ __ ] A&M God damn it all good they've kind of been playing down the whole Rebels thing lately and just have been calling themselves you know old yeah yeah I mean they were Rebels yeah but we also have a history of like bringing the Confederate flag to games yeah don't so it yeah so that kind of kind of has to crawl down as someone who lives in a different country when I see somebody who has the Union Jack not the Union Jack what is it called um the the Confederate flag like anywhere I'm like do you realize that you picked the losing team of a uh of a of a war that wasn't even in your country like what are you why are you why hey Bobby Lee surrendered I did all right okay okay Joe from Toronto that was the excuse my Grandpa would say all the time oh yeah old Bobby Lee up there in the north he you know he got up there to aaic or what the hell ever and he surrendered but you know none of us down here didn't and we're like and we're like sure Grandpa you know just watch the rest of the plantation burn down while Sherman March through it and paladins that's so cool yeah that's I said the same thing I'm just like as as D and D nerds we're just like that's a dope that's a dope name dop I want better than like the Shanta clear or the boiler [Music] makers Miz give them the rundown on Ferman about how they were okay yeah how they how they what oh founded and everything yeah yeah Ferman is located in Greenville South Carolina not too far from Clemson it is a private Baptist School founded in 1889 making it the oldest Baptist School uh oldest private school in South Carolina um notable and some notable alumni include the founder Fredo Le and uh a couple of professional sports athletes and Xavier Woods yeah they did win their division championship in 1988 and they had the first football team in the state amongst colleges amongst the college yeah they were the first college football team in the state of South Carolina and forgive me for saying this but the fact that they're in South Carolina the paladins is even cooler well the the the pastor that founded it Pastor Ferman that's who they named it after wanted his wanted his students to be exemplars and and knights and paladins of the grand Christian order and stuff so the team just team just adopted the Paladin thing from like the Paladin was a higher level of KN apparently or something oh man a Baptist Paladin I I want be that in a [ __ ] game I want to be that in a game now Southern Baptist Southern yes that is me oh I [ __ ] we we will kill you with our holy sword and not allow our wives to inv vitro fertilization mhm yeah exactly and each other when they run into each other in a liquor store fman got a touchdown in the in the uh simulation Miss got a touchdown in the actual game but Southern Bap Crow uhuh Southern Bap held their conference this past week and uh said that I invitro fertilization was against God so yeah God also God also created cancer and babies so God you know but you know get God created cancer babies yes [Laughter] at well who else created cancer in babies if you believe in God God had to create the cancer and the baby that's just the way it is terrible I know it's terrible God is terrible person what has Mell ever no I'm just I'm just really why am I why am I just now hearing about this God has really good how drunk or high are you right now God has really good are he does he really does well sometimes oh my God I want to be a southern baptist Paladin I want to write I want to [ __ ] write this character right now yeah might as well M you don't forget you're a you're at a you're at a pub and people start dancing and you're all like you better leave some room for the Lord you're going to burn in hell okay the middle name of the Paladin has to be either Bob J uh Joe or Dale you can add any first name if you want but one of those three I'll be a female too and it'll be like well I'm not as popular as the guys because men are more important but I'm here to spread the word of the Lord depends on which way you mean popular no so listen it actually when it when it comes to like Southern Baptist women if they're put in a position of power they own that [ __ ] so they're just as they're just as up there as the as the men are about the fire and brimstone and da d d but you know what exactly I'm going to do in that Pub is put up a wall of fire between me and the dance floor so uh none of those sins gets on top of me that's not to F that's not to say that you couldn't find a husband that's say like no but I'm the one that's going on the adventure why a woman you ask why woman well because my husband let my husband let me go today so I was able to leave that [ __ ] kitchen I got to go adventuring today I got to go adventuring and I didn't even have to make dinner I'm sorry I'm sorry and we cannot and we cannot have Orcs in our adventuring uh in our travel party and everything because you know that's just they're an Abomination unto God so I only learned this like a week ago that that's what was going on with Orcs I asked Mr malie about it and he's like yeah I know that happened and I was like shut the [ __ ] up really you just knocking on doors that's how you get that's how you get intro into the game you're just knocking on doors with a big old Bible in full armor you're like you guys you guys uh you guys need God you're like no we got plenty are you sure I got a fireball in my right hand a Bible in my left you know we're we're overflowing with Lord Well Be a King James version cuz nothing else is going to count yeah it's true don't bring any of that old language over here that would be funny though even is proba do you guys are you guys looking for the Lord no no we found him already you sure I can help you no we're good what kind of Lord you look in you see a cross oh that kind of Lord listen I'm going to tell you about the real lord you heard the story of American Jesus he has a pet he has a pet uh B Eagle Jesus Jackson County Missouri it's ak47 and where the mega hat make America God again or something El and he has Cheeto hair in 1978 God changed his mind about black people black people you can be a [ __ ] [Music] B has lost it well that's no she she knows what she's doing no you ever have her what he ever say well that's well that's not I didn't just make that up that's that's from I know I know about cuz I'm not that smart or talented no but I also think did M was mie ever seen [Applause] they'll I don't like their I like the purple though yeah that's a very Paladin color yeah it's too bad they're in their away uniform I'm sure their home uniform is a lot more purple I got to check uhoh with their home uniform I'm sure it's a lot more a full I'm sure it's a full top Jersey purple and purple helmet got to be with the yeah I figured it had to be oh yes more of a white it's a yes more of a white with some purple parts to it 58 23 holy [ __ ] it's a good color purple for a helmet though yeah they do better it's crazy how much the different the purple looks with the white as opposed to like purple with yellow right like it could be the same exact shade of purple good good run just jumped over a dude yeah I know like Ferman doing better in the video game then yeah I know furman's doing great in the video game comparatively speaking and for those of you who are curious furman's next game will be against Charleston Southern on Saturday hopefully that's more of their speed yeah it will be fers oops no but yeah Charleston Southern I think is another FCS FCS yeah whoa how old is is college football 1870s 1880s that's so [ __ ] up yeah yeah I was about to say so well over 100 at this point Tigers 20 28 Z matter of fact the first officially recognized college football game was played between Ruckers and Princeton and it was on November 6 of 1869 wow figure 69 had to be in it what was your Revolution yeah hi hi 19 what was it 1860 1860 was the revolution 60 Civil War noil war Civil War sorry Revolution was in the 1700 revolution6 yeah Revolution was in the 80s with Prince no I'm just wondering if football started before your um before the um your inside War which I can't think of the word right now cuz I'm high civil war Civil War inside War correction war of Northern aggression thank you war of Northern aggression thank you the war took place in this large gym but yeah uh Civil War was 1861 to 65 oh and that's started in South Carolina you can still tour that for in Fort Su go to Charleston when they didn't get cheese on their baloney sandwiches tension started to rise dear Martha I really don't know why I'm in this place but I'm in an inside war that I have nothing to do with please take care of the kids this gym is like a prison inside War inside War this gym is like a prison a prison with guns Dear Virginia I don't know when I'll be able to write to you again this may be the last letter supplies are getting low the bread has turned soft and moldy the cheese is spoiled and and the and the and the salt pork is just way too salty for everyone to consume we're learning Lo supplies of fresh water and ammunition but by God our determination to gain independence from the northern aggression is strong tell Jim Bob and jebba to maintain the fields with the rest of the with the rest of the family and give the kids my love yours your obedient servant Colonel Robert S Kelly esire 24 South Carolina so like yes my socks need darning the inside war is just great I love the concept of the inside War well it was inside of your country it was it was no it's just like it's just funny just think about it like a whole War happened inside of a gym uh the funny thing is is that all wars take place inside of a country except when they're on water right you right you right right but this inside war was just against the people who were inside this war 65 to 23 in the simulation 45 to zero in the I'm trying to uh I'm trying to debate my [ __ ] high this that's not good not inside War a battle for St listen some of the funniest [ __ ] ever comes from those kind of moments not oh my God the thong neither life nor I saw that the simulation just got crazy for a second it was almost a it was almost a close to a safety yeah dine okay what they push another Blitz it'll definitely be a safe War of the Moon yeah they were fighting over lunar rid damn it seems like nobody does the short snap hardly anymore I do the bendon snap when I think Mississippi those are the people I think of those people are there yeah blonde young blonde women beautiful blonde women uh middle-aged women who are a little chunky right and uh men that look like they've been married way too long like that guy Arkansas like this guy yeah like guy that guy wakes up and just goes God damn it not again woo what a cross oh good stiff arm oh my God he just pushed him down in the [ __ ] he ain't even bothering to get the hell up anymore that's what we call a stiff arm I swear to God if they do 100 points in this game got to worry about getting up if you got a kick stand if they do 100 points in this game dude everybody's going to talk about it they that that reminds me of that older couple that I met at Walmart the um a while back and um they were walking to their car and I was backing out and I didn't hardly see them and the guy hit the side of my car and goes hey and I stopped and I go what and he goes you almost hit my wife here you should be ashamed and I looked at him and I looked at her and I said sir if that was your wife you would be ashamed drove off woo that's a great stiff arm right there boy a 51 to nothing already and his emotion and as best as I can tell his emotion did not change guy in the blue hat is just like you're Lu he didn't pull something out of his pocket he's like I'm happy for him yay yeah he looks quite happy to be there I couldn't be more excited like I think you can fan as a fan you see that would you are you like [ __ ] you man I'd love to be there no no looking at your phone no no people enjoy like it's it's like okay here's the thing you have to understand about football in the South football in the south is the closest thing to real religion without real religion okay so that being said however you want to grieve at a funeral is very much the same kind of thing with football you showing up man you paid you paid for your ticket if you want to look at the phone and then look at the game and look at your phone look at the game that's cool whatever you're here you're part of the seae if you're a firman fan it's like when you take a book to the it's like when you take a book to church so you can read a yes yeah it's it's fine although the Ferman fans not expecting anything and and mie one positive about being a southern baptist on Sundays um Church usually lets out 30 minutes before the first game of the season burs in the NFL true oh my god oh look at these tuba players yes exactly what Tu players look like man I love it all right Sister Mary Joe got out of hand with the got out of hand with the piano sermon there for What the song In the Garden of Eden by Iron Butterfly and so won be won't be so there won't be any sermon tonight nice reference nice reference one of the best SS ever yeah yeah because the Falcons will be on in about 15 minutes so this sounds like go with gods and go Falcons Falcons suck go to the Methodist if you're G to be like that um 28 to3 Billy Joe D Bob I mean seriously they're never going to live that down unless they win a Super Bowl okay 65 to 23 is the simulation final holy [ __ ] fman not even and they're not even through the half yet already done the I mean there's nothing I can do about that they have so many time outs and [ __ ] you know timeouts and yeah and since this was a simulation and not you playing the game right uh let's see this was a better game than the real life game it was it was they actually played way better in the in the simulated game uh games scor I got to find the my my bunny friend is going to be happy about that referee there kind of look like Forest G fault start number 14 turn him over right on the butt talk Lieutenant Dan didn't turn it over get him get him get him get him get him one and F what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that like a high kick did anyone see that high kick all right bro it's not football wait we'll keep up with the score in uh we'll keep up with the score in in chat and I'm going to move on to uh a regular game play screen all right so we can get into playing some and off and bring up prominence poker okay I'm a AFK for a second but I'll be ready for poker I may have to find out later what table you are exactly on so okay I'm working on doing all the outlining for my new banners and [ __ ] for my re branding nice getting away from the pirate yeah I put in like couple nights work getting that uh arcade scene thing together that I made yeah it looks really cool thanks I appreciate it I draw all my old stuff like I have all my old emotes and everything that I've drawn and all that which I'm keeping the I wish I was that talented I'm not I have to pay somebody for that but I already done it I wish I was talented I'm sure you're talented something Buddy if if you check out in my Discord and stuff you like you can see the emotes that I've got I'm really really good at unscrambling words I have one emote I had one emote and then I had uh one month three months 6 months 9 months 12 months um like for for Subs there were just little notes with there were just little um eighth notes with the number in the middle but I paid I paid a girl 20 bucks to do it she was going to do it for free and I was like no no no no no no no no no I'll give you some money for it like right cuz as a fellow artist we never get paid for that [ __ ] so no for real I understand that completely all right we're going to [Music] try 10K and see what happens I'll be in in a little while I want to at least get this outline done sure thing I just have Cottage left oops and I [ __ ] it up hey there's an invite I'm back all right and I'll be working on getting the related yeah um wait oh right what time isy uh it's going to be six o'clock and 8 o'clock around those two times first game six o'clock second game 8 o'clock I definitely won't be around for the first one but I might be around for the second one all good man cuz people drop out after the first Sometimes man yeah it's good CA uh my second softball game will be on the 13th B it I should finally be able to join in in this next one oh mie made it in I will be I will be sitting out of it myself since I'm trying to adjust my sleep schedule for the trip since I'm leaving that night so nice Vivian 908 thank you for the follow whoops dude slipped yeah go for a field goal make it an even 55 come on I've been kind of harassing bam on Discord because uh I still owe her a steam key like have you picked it yet she's all like I need time to look through everything oh that's going to be a borderline late hit so this is 10K green game okay public yeah we start at 6:15 play to 710 probably won't get home until 7:30 7:45 that's okay man like I said there's going to be plenty of people that are probably going to there's going to be people that are going to drop out so like if people like you like jump in on the second game then that's that's a great supplement right there it works out plus I decided that a second game was necessary because uh because people missed the first game a lot okay oh speaking of the trip um September 18th is um when I have my all day ticket to the BOS show so if y'all want to watch the September 18th which would be like the night of the 17th or something that one that one live yeah that is yall probably find me on there these days I gota remember to set that up on prominent say ever since I learned that that is the censored version I can't hear it the same again censored version of that song uh that was playing in the background of the Old Miss game oh yeah I didn't have the noise so I couldn't oh so yeah it's been a while since I keep forgetting to load up promin for every day just outside you fought for two seconds just a bit outside I mean I guess you don't you don't really lose anything except for kind of looks silly and while Ferman goes to the have time changing their offensive strategy they're figure out how to split up cupcake money sorry who is this [ __ ] what' you have mie I only had pair of sevens but like don't know if you usually cover your cards but you're not covering your cards if you oh I don't care to cover my cards anymore really okay the people the the people who play the game are not paying attention to the stream nope and when I do pay attention to the stream It's usually the chat and I'm not even looking at it right go more left go more left formula one doesn't go left only left very much oh go all the way I don't know what formula one is so oh mie I heard about that Flames player that was sad yeah pretty bad he had a baby on the way drunk drivers man oh yeah UNL I don't know you got to be a pretty pretty pretty piece of [ __ ] person to get in your car if you're drunk I'm sorry there's something there's something there yeah that was that was wife number her three for me something yeah it was him and his brother wasn't it y yep yep that was a shame and then when that dude that they arrested for it was in front of the judge and the judge said you're just going to have to wait for trial until like two weeks or something like that and he just blows out a big breath there and goes okay so I'm so I'm here until Thursday yeah Nowa we don't want you to tell us what you we don't want you to tell us what we want to hear no sir well we just want to hear the truth well then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear didn't we just say not to do that yes sir well okay then I've watched Raising Arizona quite recently they got more than they deserve hi I rewatched the Deadpool and Wolverine oh love this I'm I'm gon to rewatch it when I can get a better version of it God damn I'm getting terrible hands thank goodness I'm not the blond Clemson Geor Jesus you would have thought that would have been a better game a little closer something that's so wild another top tier hand that's the thing that everybody's G to talk about if if if Miss doesn't score 100 points in this game this is what everybody's going to take away from this weekend is that Georgia beat the dog [ __ ] out of Clemson are head coach 70 points was a disappointment right I hope he didn't say that no he didn't good I've known some coaches like that though you know we only scored 49 I mean this capable this seems capable of 56 you know everybody back to two days a coach I will be right back oh yeah Hearts go crazy right now like your tables well yeah we'll have to run somebody off are you guys playing you guys playing poer okay hold on there's a lot of uh you can't get in no we got to get rid of oh no trust me I was trying to get in too and I was like getting in we're working our way through make my coffee got you got you all right well I'm I'mma hold out I'mma stay on call not going to dip on you guys just yet uh I want to be able to get in the game too right right right I'll wait my turn though I'll wait my turn though on the next should we just should we just restart and like try to get on a clear table have people sit with us because there's a lot of us that want to play yeah it be one thing if you be nice if you could do sorry to you yeah I'm for the I'm ready whenever to then everybody else then everybody can play right now we'll just start our own table and then everybody can jump in on okay what's the buyin gonna be probably 10K that's the lowest okay yeah want to make sure okay what where you going to choose uh probably rooftop I like rooftop is it going to be casual Gabe yeah uh so casual there is a table there's secondary table with one two three four five people in it no we want to get one that all of us chat NOOA t Williams y yeah we can always do a friend's only Lobby that's the problem is we don't have everybody necessary all right let's see if this lets us get us start a table pretty soon you're not going to see pirate wed on that list yeah there she is not show what the my rebranding changes that too we still see W pirate actually could work for me oh yeah that's who Vanderbilt beat Virginia Tech yeah that was the upset all right and just everybody join that table I'm trying to it's not giving me you I'm in nice ring gain 10K public you said a rooftop there we go finally that took way too long well hey at least it's possible to do it you know what I'm saying we're kind of doing a yeah the method that we're doing it is kind of jacked up because if there is another table in that range then it's going to try to ping you between one or the other so you kind of have to like do it over and over again until you get the one you want because unless somebody has have every on on a friends list at one yeah M I like M I like how your nickname is the scam artist that's hilarious is true the vage wait why did how did I fold I am okay I didn't I I look like an Armenian pimp but I'm actually a Nigerian prince and we've got over 12 million pounds of some hard earned Wy that your lost great great great grand Uncle three times removed you know one of us oh no but you know we need to greas the grease the wheels a little bit around here so if you could send us like 27,000 pounds hey we'd be good to go oh no Canadian bacon that would be the pig the pig is King all right there I replac the pen everywhere there's more of us than there's going to be fish so it's like everybody everybody you're on your own right that's how it is do we have a fish already in the in the group um Dr or is that you I see one that could possibly be it but I'm not sure who's that uh I don't think there's no everybody here is everybody here is in is in here okay so you obviously you're dragon or something whatever the hell it's called it's Dragon the Ser yeah yeah because Mal's regular H now that new one might be a yeah that guy's a fish we have we have two spots for Shi fish okay got it yeah Jay's a regular he's just not in the voice chat Pirates here yeah pirate and Mal are the two females yeah yeah I wasn't fighting J on that one the flush set up I ain't fighting him on that not in my life no sense using a little song that's insane yeah I was like what is this that's awesome though no but pirate went Mak sense with their costume they I'm going need to change it soon though that commercial that I'm sorry that music video was so funny yeah that goes hard yeah I just I don't have anything good that would work for me really un from I um yeah he would just go up to random people's Like Houses be like uh can we use your house for like an hour yeah what what is this flop we get it golf right jeez Alo last yeah the last tournament of the playoffs and also I'm still standing for golf you're always [ __ ] standing right there's no time you sit right no maybe if they gota wait a little bit at the tea so all a sudden this handicapp golfer rolls up just is all like not cool mie not cool not cool and this Wheels away and then I'll and then I'll go after him with my Walker I'm not sure where where we're going with this it's gonna be a [ __ ] hilarious show come back here get back here oh no get back here you [ __ ] actually some of those golfers have some really [ __ ] cool like they are basically like an electric wheelchair but it also allows you to stand up oh nice I almost got a chair like that when I first got injured that would literally like bring you right up to uh a standing position so you didn't even have to Jas says that gives it really gives a new meaning to what's your golf handicap oh wow I just got one arm uh have you seen that guy who who drives golf balls with one arm he just like swings it around and just [ __ ] looks crazy yeah not really sure sure how accurate he is though don't give that bear back that bear has too much [ __ ] on it now like goo find a bear that looks similar to it and buy it go give it back to the kid and he she's like what is this it has a spare s is it now this bear smells like burning yeah yeah yeah I could have swore that that was basically a a quote right out of League of Legends there there is a charact yeah in League of Legends there's a little kid who's a pyro who has a bear Mommy why does why does my teddy bear smell like Daddy's office late at night got it by watching you oh no okay I'm back anyways um so tank I got this Hot Box vape thing right uhhuh and it's that uh it's that uh blue slushy flavor yeah it's good I like it only issue is the gnats that are coming from my kitchen sink are doing the same thing they're also liking it oh no is that Nets or fruit flies they're fruit fly gats they're like f fruit fly babies they're coming from the drain pipes you know like in the summertime when [ __ ] like oh yeah got yeah they come from the drains and so now I have to like pour boiling hot water down my drains every [ __ ] day once a day otherwise they're they get really aggressive and it's not like most people are like oh you have gats you have a dirty kitchen no it's not my kitchen my kitchen is relatively clean it is literally just the fact that they're coming from my [ __ ] drains the Nets are aggressive so funny oh yeah hey let me hit that Vape man yeah man let me blink it oh God no you're gonna burn it out [ __ ] um I actually like Garden that [ __ ] pass dude I literally I I let my buddy [ __ ] hit it and he almost burnt it out almost immediately oh no I was pissed I was pissed I was like dude this thing cost me like almost 30 bucks don't [ __ ] burn it out there's no way to fix these things once they're burnt out yeah are they the Disposable yeah it's the Disposable one excuse me why it's not the it's it's not the mods it's the disos Vapes yeah I see I have I have a a geek Vape mod yeah I just can't I can't justify buying a whole piece of a whole electronic unit just to throw it away that's weird to me 52 yards of total offense damn damn it not liking these hands thousand huh go I'm really not liking these hands I don't know if he's I don't know if he's gonna catch Eli there I don't know what uh what U year he's in so he's got 48 career pass Eli's got 81 so he's uh I believe he's a senior this year yes he was because he's the first to play uh start three years okay yeah he'll need 3 he'll need 33 more 10 more games yeah I didn't he he might but wouldn't be close for what uh he was they were showing uh the um quarterback um was touchdowns by a quarterback um for Old Miss and Eli Manning currently holds the record with 81 in a career and Jackson Dart has uh 48 so that's like he needs 33 more just goes ham all year might as well are they doing jumping jacks just for funsies Poss no that's to hyp that's to Hype themselves up and oh okay yeah and and you know and the music you know especially when it's like Sandstorm or or something like that you know and all of these colleges have their own bands right oh yeah their own Mar bands there are some colleges whose bands are better than the football teams oh yeah look looking at you Arkansas P Blu that's true oh no I'm reconnecting who you try to say mean M that's true I just said that's true yeah College there are some colleges that whose marching bands are a lot better than their football teams why does it say I'm reconnecting Kentucky probably Grambling um for sure Jackson State um South Carolina state hey go Bulldogs but you know your B except for the couple years that Dion coached them I can't do anything I'm reconnecting what the [ __ ] yeah but every yeah every year Jackson State and and Grambling um play at the end of the year it's a rivalry but but it's more about the bands than it is about the football yeah I know that yeah I can't do anything I'm it says trying to reconnect it only gives me one option exit the title I'm going to try and quickly leave and come back okay all right he my game dipped on me for some reason damn that was crazy oh nobody did anything about it look up [ __ ] D no had time to react to it damn and it folded me trips God damn it oh oh that's [Music] rough let's go n son and he he couldn't even get outside of the lines fast enough to get rid of it that's rough dude Blitz again oh right they're kicking sorry that have been funny though catch up at this point there's no point of that's a Le flag somebody call somebody else some okay mother what's that what's that why is it over here over here that's where that's 15 yards o from the spot of the foul 50 dumb ass teams what country is TR where do you see that uh somebody just tried to message me in the country initials was TR Transylvania oh that's that's the only one I could think of let's go God damn oh TR is turkey no okay okay I mean that's a pretty good start a good start too it's just like hey we want to get some reps in for you throw a [ __ ] dime dude that guy looks like he has a Mega Man gun on his hand good you very well could mie it is it's like a white Mega Man cannon on his hand P what were they what was the Turkish guy wanting from you some lwes or something of your feet I don't know uh I don't know I deleted the message from freaking turkey I ain't doing that over the SE [ __ ] again again I like how she put that [Laughter] again F fool me the first 14 times first 14 have not been getting great hands nope me neither the first 14 Yeahs what's happening God damn it I wish I would no folded no that's poker for you it's just that guy that's crazy have a restaurant in your house it's just one guy with all the stuff to make the food that's just a personal chef with extra steps yeah it's true have your own food court D you look your house would look like you you you're the person that I think of out of all of us that would oh I would have beat you would had a food court in his house you know saaro over a saaro on the left and there's an Orange Julius and whatever the I had to go for it or like in my hand or an actual Buffet station yeah but hey you I had to go for it there yeah have all the I called I was only have like 2K left so I figured [ __ ] it good is time have all the tables and stuff I need to cater a buffet eating pans and [ __ ] that's something I be careful with the chafing dish and I'm telling you Ethel the lights are drying out the prime rib we cannot have this another slice of prime rib Master tank yeah T would have a t would have a Golden Corral you need a chef I'm cheap Jay says dude I think I'm on to something though about like I'm GNA try it first to get like a couple of glazed donuts and like four strip four like chicken strips I'm might need to go take meat out of the freezer God damn you guys that would be like chicken and waffles but just like elevated little bit different you know the Luther that's what it's called oh the okay the hamburger no so we were thinking about all these different kinds of foods for food trucks and stuff like that and I was kept talking about the hamburger that had the doughnut buns but I couldn't remember I was like I know Boondocks like really brought it pretty much coined it something but I forgot what it was it's called the Luther and it gives you the itis it me it was a big old bacon it was a big old bacon double cheeseburger with everything on it and but the Buns were both Crispy Cream Donuts so just check this out though two just in a tray not like assembled into a sandwich like four uh four chicken tenders fried deep fried obviously and then like two uh two [ __ ] glazed donuts sounds pretty good got me hungry now yeah I think I'm G to make some bean burritos or something like that gg gg Pate yeah good [ __ ] that's the only thing keep raising me keep raising me hey that was the only thing I really had to worry about was that that already had a queen 59 to zero Old Miss early in the [Music] third crazy that means the second unit will be the second team will be coming out soon the team will start the third quarter and Midway through the fourth um we just just start grabbing random people from the audience I'm telling you it's your chance Miz it's your chance I'm telling you man if they do 100 points everybody will be talking about it oh live got to at least put up 70 because that's what Arkansas did you know they sure at least 70 71 or something so but wasn't Arkansas only 11 points from that [ __ ] especially when AR Arkansas did against another FBS school at least yeah Mississippi State Bulldogs defeat Eastern Kentucky yeah at least Eastern Kentucky got a touchdown look at that good for them oh damn that's tight personal pan pizza with some fros I do that [ __ ] oh yeah oh I've had that here Pizza Hut it's yeah it's really good value yeah I'm not allowed do it $850 more dollars and then I never have to think about that again come on do it so I'm trying to get my screen to show my game on the main screen but for some reason it keeps putting it on my second screen I don't know how to fix that is that not fixable the video settings I'm I'm in my system settings and I'm trying to make it where oh [ __ ] I gotta go to display oh [ __ ] wrong button [Music] display is it showing up only show is it like is it showing in like the number one like it's coming up in number one and you have to redeclare what number one is is that what you're having to do yeah I'm trying to there we go okay so that it it shows that my TV is my second screen but like it's not letting me move the game to the first window not you I don't know why cuz you probably have the other one set as your main how do I know because I've got the other one it shows that my computer when it's my first window I don't know why it's not okay Florida State ouch okay that was that Georgia Tech game Walt what's up yeah I know Walt what's up buddy game in Ireland yeah that [ __ ] was wild make this make display okay there we go here Brazil ban Twitter yeah thank God crazy and it was all over something simple that any normal person could have somebody who's not a yeah all they wanted was to know if they had like local legal representation it's like I mean that any normal company would have done yeah it's not even something you can blame on politics is literally him being a dingus uh I'm gonna have to reset my game so that you know what I'm talking about when I say a four-wheeled spaceship like a an who did 500 this guy not me not the not your piggy frienduse my [ __ ] roller though that might be okay but it's a little slow unfortunately oh damn right back a couple nice I was worried you had 10 I don't remember what I had I had a something all right I just took out some mashed uh sour cream and CH mashed uh cauliflower and a rivive for tonight that sounds good oh t truck crazy the hell you how do you like your meat uh medium well may not want Medi you may not want to answer that with Miz big and hard otherwise circumcised he my but yeah and I also took out butterfly lamb leg for tomorrow I got find a way to pirate place tomor night God damn it I forgot again what my cards were yeah that's the annoying thing of having to remembered always damn Texas A&M and Notre dameer still tied 66 well it was 33 but now it's 66 still tied though oh my God he is a b baby look at that baby face let me try and restart aha I fixed it hi I can't have a glass of beer but I could get kicked in the ass on the field mom is it time for dinner yet is it time for dinner yet I'll just warm up some dino nuggets oh yeah check that din nugs what the okay he's going to win most likely this this these guys are not good that's because Ferman doesn't play in the same level yeah they're probably good in their division yeah and they're good in decent in F oh no my spot was taken they made the playoff last year Well if you have it you have it whatever yeah you got it damn nice yeah cuz last year they finished GG 10 and three bman 10 came you'd have been [ __ ] they lost they beat CH Chattanooga and then lost to Montana in the quarters of the FCS playoff there got some GAA baby bells and some freaking cocktail weenies for now it just show you leaving Dragon yeah there's two spots open there we go I'm back I'm back I'm back see e oh yeah [Music] s I'm back bear there's still another spot open yeah cam Bulldogs oh yeah the kets Buccaneers Terriers and bu du oh yeah I forgot the socon another one of those conferences where multiple teams have the same nickname I got it fixed nice yeah I just had to I had to restart my game so that it would be on the main screen yeah dude oh yeah South Dakota State over Montana last year for the FCS I don't know if I believe that just saying of a pirate like because if that's it that's [ __ ] depressing what what about pirate it's just one of the commercials that was on here commercial oh IO I thought they were saying something about your thing oh yeah no they were talking about one of the commercials oh yeah can kenas State move to C USA back up yeah I've got tank stream playing if you want to come watch he's watching football T it's it college football yeah it's college football it's the rebels against the padin it's the Rebels versus the paladins oh get back in the [ __ ] blowout think he said blowout it is it's like I mean you're not wrong what almost 60 versus zero yeah 59 to zero Jes [ __ ] they're getting their anals raped without you they're getting inside outed that's for sure oh yeah for sure yeah they they're gonna enjoy that money that's being donated to their General scholarship fund right yeah that's it you should see that you should have seen the blowout that shouldn't have happened it was the [ __ ] Clemson Georgia in Georgia that [ __ ] shouldn't have went out the way it went it just was that's the thing when those FCS schools play the FBS team usually they're getting a bit of money like those cupcake games yeah you're right you right although sometimes they don't end up being cupcakes I mean Michigan against Appalachian State ni well I I remember that that was a fun game oh dog food was what I needed I ain't got [ __ ] glad somebody bet because I awake he's hry as hell so yeah yeah two two 22 okay all right um I'm gonna I gotta pop out I'm I got designated to go get food so okay all right see you in a bito oh yeah I'll be back before you know it all right bye Miz I'll talk to you here yeah I'll be back I'll try to be back if I'm not here I'm over at the other 56k stream it depends on how much chicken we can get our hands on is I understand that completely all right see you on a little bit bye right he was not getting me off no no know what I mean he wasn't pushing me off the thing four a kind you wer I had a whole [ __ ] house with a queen and an ace you son of a [ __ ] God damn you you are never getting me off pushing me off this one okay yeah God Rude why do you think I kept Bing [ __ ] God damn I was like there's no way he's got better than a queen Full House God damn you said for Aon bit [ __ ] you're like [ __ ] right pretty much I was like [ __ ] one good hand I had son of a [ __ ] dude oh that [ __ ] me up it's another 10K down God damn I not having luck this round I'm not having luck tonight I got like all [ __ ] hands you need to learn the rule of 7525 bro welcome back thank you hey J hope you're feeling a little better it's not that I'm sick it's I have damage and this morning I bent over to pick up the pot of peanuts that I boiled and I felt the jolt up my back it said no I get it I get it yeah I know what you're talking about because I'm like my shoulder's bugging me today been bugging me since I fell on it I've got nerve damage in my neck does everyone here I don't I don't have nerve damage I have a metal rib cage well that's because you're not old yet wa rib cage how old are you I'm 24 old [ __ ] off except for metal rib except for maybe Pate you're the youngest here hold on We're Not Gonna skip over this how [ __ ] do you have a metal no I'm older than Jay oh [ __ ] you might not be older than me though I'm I'm actually the youngest in the group that's crazy to me Le in this group right here right now because tor's younger than you look I'm just happy my finally met up to my Q okay okay cuz pirate I'm I'm already 38 you don't think that I'm older than you I mean we know malie's older than me tank mie is not much older than me it's just like a thousand doll oh I didn't real he that I'm okay I'm not gonna say anything J yeah I didn't think you're older than me actually J the story behind my metal rib cage is I uh me so I I got into a fight I'm not going to say with who but I got into a fight and gu I was fighting basically got one good shot on me and shattered my entire left side um like broke everything he broke I didn't know there were metal rib cages and you became RoboCop it's not no it's not an entirely a metal rib cage I have metal splints in my side like along my cage okay yeah they my rib cage they reinforce my rib cage is what it is that makes more sense here I think you have like sheet metal for [ __ ] no man no [ __ ] that he's Wolverine got amum clogs no I uh so back in the day when when I first got the injury uh they actually had like a full metal like metal like cage that like it acted it acted like a uh a splint for my my bones to make them heal in the right position and um when they removed it the bones kind of healed funny so they had to rebre my bones in order to get them to heal fun properly oh that [ __ ] sucks that hurt and then they put metal splints along the bone and never removed it I had to have him rebre I'm sorry I so now I have like metal along my rib cage which was fun because my buddy got got a good shot on my left cage and broke his hand I had to have them oh go ahead no I'm I'm getting Stone and I have a thought you think the doctors in the back flip a coin to see who breaks whose leg all day they mend people right right they don't get to hurt people very much do you think they flip a coin ah goddamn right you throw a flag he had both hands on his ass I should have bet harder pirate I knew you would have gone for it too no probably not I didn't feel that secure with that hell yeah it was my first win of the night goddamn um but I had to have them rebre my foot to have them to so that they could screw it back together yeah that [ __ ] sucks so bad well um put on so I didn't feel [ __ ] you're not much older mie you're 40 now right no she's 16 is g to be a c within a couple of months mie is going to be 41 I think she she's literally has the same birthday as Joe yeah and then I'm in a couple of months gonna be 40 okay so you're like a year older than me because I'll be I'll turn 39 like a week and a half before malie and Joe turn well said I thought 25 I think she thought mie was like just older than I was I saw malie wa wait maybe it was Bam Bam's older bit older yeah maybe it was bam maybe it was bam not malie yeah Tank's pretty sure even older than malie yeah malie is just under 30 years old I think what no yes thank thank you no what dragon de that that's how old I am you hold on a second so wait is it bam then that's I I turned 40 in January oh wait you turned 40 in January I'm going to say this you age like a goddess oh thanks she's no she's as I said she's literally the same age as Smokey Joe they have the same exact birthday oh there same day the same year Smokey Joe also ages really well he looks really good for his age no B you said mie you said you turn 40 in January yeah yeah so uh I'm at 84 baby I'm an 85 but M January 1 oh so about they said about so three or four of us because it'll be 20 2025 so I'd be 40 if Miz isn't in here I'm pretty sure I'm the oldest I really am the baby that's so [ __ ] maybe maybe bam bam is older but that's about it f call you guys I just level up I don't age yeah but dragon's the I don't age dragon's the youngest of us right now that turned 49 last week I don't know if Bam Bam's older I don't know who's older you or bam I think my ex-husband was younger than all of y'all well my my husband's 10 years older than me so he'll turn 50 this year and I turned 40 this year Dragon said he's going to be he's 24 so unless you're husband that young wait Dragon were you born in the year 2000 yes I was in the year 2000 my ex-husband was not the first time I've heard that my ex-husband was uh 22 oh wow yeah did they take I mean a damn near 40-year-old being able to get somebody 16 years younger just barely over 20 years old I mean I got to be a to suck something right Jesus hold on a second hold on a second wait a minute wait a minute hold on a damn second it should not be feeling the way I'm feeling right now oh my God okay this whoa whoa whoa whoa wait wa wait wait wait he just became a man on VC yeah I going to I think I heard his balls drop no I'm G be honest with the like I so my whole thing is that like I was I my friends say that I was made for women by women but women don't want me every single man out there buddy yeah every that's every good man no and it's the worst thing too because like I I like I can physically please a woman perfectly like no complaints in that department and then I also cook clean I make a good amount of money like I'm a hard worker like how old did you say you were this all turned I'm a dragon are you sure Dragon I'm great with kids and all that good [ __ ] like I can't actually physically have kids for some reason that's a story on its own well that's that's the perfect man right there about the one part are you sure they're not just humoring why are we making up your Tinder profile yeah why the hell did this turn into a like but like my thing though is like is that like whenever I get into a relationship I get into a relationship with a really toxic older lady who's like oh my God you're so perfect and then they [ __ ] me up you're 24 years old bro you got to have some of those before you know what's right 19 and dated a 30y old that's old well no she's right she no she's right she's right if you're live that's illegal to if you're making an amulet you're going to break a couple of eggs it's just the way it is it's gonna happen and I I know that I know that that happens I know you yeah you got to go through you got to go through all the [ __ ] to be able to respect the right one I mean I didn't get married until I was 30 and like for girls like you know well from where I'm from it's that was older holy but uh yeah that's an age difference that's 34 years old or 34 years Walt 3 what Walt messaged sorry oh no it it's okay uh yeah no so um you know it and it took Mr mie until he was 40 to find the right person so it's like you know it's takes time I hate that because I want I want someone I can build with I want someone who I can build a life with I don't want find that in like you know 30 years from now when I'm like [ __ ] decrepit and I can't have kids anymore you know yeah but4 you're going to be decrepit that's me and 14 years bro come let's let's let's let's let's walk back I thought you were already there mie all I'm saying is after a certain age it's like there are things that you can't do anymore or you don't want to do anymore and it's like you just like you don't have the energy to do it anymore you're either constantly working or you're trying to live your life that you didn't have when you were younger and it's like I just I don't want to be in that state I don't want to or you're married or you're married at 24 and have three kids and you can't do anything anyway but that's my thing though i' would rather get that out of the way first and then live my life than live my life and then not be able to have those moments you know I I I would like to my kids without breaking my back you know you're going to get you're going to get your right moment when you're supposed to get it that's what it all boils down to all happens yeah it's all what it is you're through you're in the first 20% of your life bro like that's really the first 20% so don't don't ever think that you know time's just keeping going and going and going and you're going nowhere you're young there's so much time left it's it just feels like that like feels like I'm not getting anywhere just some because I keep backtracking can I tell you something of as a father of three and that go for it Jay I I would appreciate the advice it happens when it happens bro it happens when you're ready it don't chase it it will happen and it doesn't matter how old you are it doesn't matter how beat up you are it doesn't matter all that [ __ ] having kids changes your mindset to where I'm in right now and I I just got done watching and playing Pokemon with my daughter and this whole this whole idea that you don't want to hurt like break your back to make a family kind of thing it goes out the window when the family comes it does so right now enjoy your Youth and if it happens it happens like don't that I really appreciate that I really do but like I I don't know my mindset doesn't change on the idea like I it I know that it's going to happen when it happens and I know that like I'm going to get there eventually but I don't like the idea of like waiting too long I'm a very impatient person when it comes down to it you know and fully I'll fully admit that I'll be like hey I really want to get this ball rolling already and I don't want to wait you know another 20 years for something to actually happen have you thought about this maybe the reason why you keep getting crazy people is because you're forcing it and yeah so I I thought about that a lot recently within like the past two or three years I have been like actually thinking about that PO gg gg God damn that sucks sorry um oh with a 107 Jesus oh that was a flush that was a flush God damn mhm it happens GG I'm glad I backed out of that cuz I would have lost yeah everything that you're going to go through before you get there is just going to make you appreciate what you have in the end so much more absolutely and I I know that I know that it's just like I'm again I'm just impatient I'm arrogant when it comes down to it anyway tank how's that birthday present coming along is it working uh well I'm waiting for a hard drive and a couple other pieces it yeah well I did I already ordered one it's on its way you know number 674 you know what I say you know what I say just [ __ ] pursue whatever passion exists in your heart at the moment right and then like if it changes then it changes and you pivot but like constantly Chase whatever passion you have because I I will tell you the best piece of advice you'll ever get sounds like an awful piece of advice but it's the truth two things you wait for an ideal situation you're it's never going to come and what control environment do you have 100% possession of that allows you to have an ideal situation ever in existence right right okay here's the other thing the world is wall toall [ __ ] if you find something you you love then you [ __ ] hold on to that like people are trying to take it away from you because they are yeah and that's the only two pieces of advice I can give you about getting older that's it yeah and honestly I appreciate the advice you guys I really do like it it helps me out a lot uh oh than things are things are never ideal follow your passions and you won't be as sorry you understand what I'm saying like yeah yeah I get it that's it there's that right like I seen it coming there's an ass kicking and then there's a [ __ ] ass kicking if I didn't pursue my passion of like enjoying computers and stuff I wouldn't be live streaming I wouldn't have the the opportunities that I have with like creating businesses and marketing and you know doing websites and all sorts of stuff that you know I'm saying I taught myself all that [ __ ] or I found people who could teach me different things but I like I always pursued a passion and so like yeah I'm I'm 49 I've never been married I don't have any kids I don't really feel terrible about it like if I'm going to if if if like I plug into a an existing situation because the mom and dad got divorced and whatever like whatever happens happens if whatever happens is whatever it's chill as long as it's like as long as it's positive then there's nothing to [ __ ] on I think Jay and pyate are the only ones with kids this on top of yeah on top of that though any Ventures you go into whether it's work relationship Adventure anything you do that you enjoy even if it doesn't turn out well it's still memories it's still experiences to learn from it's still all this stuff that's going to turn you into the person that you're meant to be I never thought that I would go to three like Gathering of the Gatherings of the Jugo in my of my life but I but I went oh man but I went and it was fun right following your passion has put you in some very interesting situations but that's really what it's all about right well I mean just like recently I thought I had found my [ __ ] soulmate and everything I married him I didn't turns out it wasn't it was just another lesson for me to move on to to appreciate the next person more go ahead go ahead I was just gonna say and my baby mama taught me not stick my dick in crazy my thing is is like when I when I break up with someone or someone breaks up with me whatever it is I wish them the best and I let them no hey like be better for the next guy you know take the lessons that you learned from me and be better for the next one yeah like I know I probably did some [ __ ] I probably wasn't supposed to and like I learned from my mistakes and I got better as a person I started like healing and [ __ ] for my traumas and all that just don't yeah hold on hold on say it again do what stick your [ __ ] crazy you just got to find look at the cups stick your dick and crazy what she said you just got to find the right crazy let's go dick so many crazy I not work for you and you wonder why I married no I don't I never Wonder just turned into one of those creepy guys that hangs out at the strip clubs every weekend hitting on my 43y old buddy does that now just don't yeah yeah that's some good advice all I can't I can't pick up a girl from the club I can't I really can't I just did that like I my most recent relationship was that and I can't never again yeah see I've never been a picking up the bar type person either like it was it was a deal like so me and her met and a buddy of mine ended up saying hey go hit on her I'll get you a free drink if you can get her number right so I got her number and I got a free drink out of it and then [ __ ] it all like as soon as that happened everything went South from there see my issue is that around here like I've been doing the I do the dating sites when I'm single and [ __ ] like that and literally the only thing on there is absolutely [ __ ] psychotic people like there's this one dude that's trying to talk to me and won't give up right now that I've already called out for being a chronic [ __ ] liar and I've only talked to him for like what two three days right I've already figured out that he's a [ __ ] absolute chronic liar with the stories that he's told me there's no [ __ ] way right like he tried to tell me that the reason he's single is because he was married before and his ex-wife died and she died because it was his fault he went to go check out the vehicle and didn't realize that the floor was rotten and she was driving down the Northway and the whole car seat fell out that's lot of information to give out to somebody you just know yeah yeah and the whole they ran her over and cut her in half and supposedly he was the first one on the scene before any police or ambulance or anything he was the first one to get there that's kind of that's no that's no bueno no bueno yeah like there's no first of all there's no way on so many parts of that right yeah I mean how are you going to justify that I mean he's not going to do it a second time right yeah you know lightning only strikes the same place once right Lord but there's just there's been so many stories and everything and I can change him he can be I can change him but the only thing that'll talk to me on these sites is the crazy either they're addicts or they're crazy see I can't even get a match with anyone like I really can't my thing is I don't go anywhere and ever since I've used the internet I've never trusted the internet right yeah so I'm definitely not g to try like online dating I've done my fair share online dating I can't do long distance like it's just not unless I have like a good situation going on for myself to be able to do on like long distance yeah like if I'm not if I'm not in the me right mental state or if I'm not in like the right Financial State or physical state I'm not I'm not doing long distance like don't get me wrong man I love I love all of y'all but if we were like hanging out day by day in real life a couple of us would have a second shoe that would drop you understand yeah respectfully 100% it might be me [ __ ] that would probably be me that would probably be me just saying I'm sure I would half the people on dating sites are probably perverted guys well I mean they are oh my God dudes are gross just by Nature did somebody just smoke a big doob on the game like you is you wouldn't believe how many of them will lit sorry go ahead no go ahead you wouldn't believe how many of them will literally stop talking to me automatically just because I tell them like right off the bat I'm like yo you're not getting laid right away just to let you know and then no responses yeah see my thing is I'm not I'm not trying to get laid I really I'm not a super sexual person like I'm going to let you know that I'm I'm horny 90% of the time but I'm not a sexual I don't act on my impulses if I need if I I'll rub one out before I even [ __ ] ask you [ __ ] okay A little to put that on your Tinder profile put that on your Tinder [ __ ] profile friend too much information dragon or write it down so we can make a Netflix uh I don't think I don't think any of those last four statements added up at all I'll just rub one out you know what I it was it was like it was like one of those like when you're multiplying fractions and they all cancel each other out so it just equals zero that was what those last four statements were oh my God I'm notic actual person but I'll one out he spent four sentences negating himself yeah mhm it it was quite the uh it was quite the 180 so let me let me let me rephrase what I said uh I'm not a sexual person towards other people let me let me say that I'm a sexual person in general but like not outwardly you know that's a matter of perspective I would take your shovel and just throw it away at this point there bro you might you keep digging to no one's saying that like like you're like I'm not aggressively sexual like I don't hump people for no reason like like no nobody nobody decent does that nobody no yeah you know I'll flick one out on the bus one time you know that's just the way it is right what the [ __ ] you brought it on yourself Dragon I really did I really did H oh my God that's great you're all good man my my ex-husband was from freaking Wales and he I spent a year with him over there and me here dude I got all kinds of toys I can take care of myself right I understand I understand what you're trying to say like you're not trying to go out of your way to bang some chick down right I'm not just trying to [ __ ] I'm not trying to [ __ ] right notches on your bed post no I hear you she saides on your bed post cuz that's how that's how old people remember how many people they slept with oh god oh no oh man what the hell bet did I put in dead lose that much money [ __ ] I wasn't paying attention to the game conversation had be sidetracked I uh I met my husband uh speed dating oh damn but at least you went to a place though MH it's a bit different five minutes five minutes is all you need with somebody to know if you want to do anything more yeah know if there's anything sort of connection mhm damn I just [ __ ] myself in that one I thought I had a straight and it didn't it didn't fall out that's why I don't shower for weeks before I go on a date so she'll remember my smell oh God oh my God them them's called phon they God damn right dude so and I hate I hate dating my own generation right and here's why right because most of them just want to [ __ ] like that's all it is and it's like nine times out of 10 I'll go like I'll talk to a girl and it immediately it's have big yo dig I'm like what the the [ __ ] well I mean it is kind of good to know before you get there so this way you don't like all of a sudden find it see it and look at it and be like I'd rather sheing what she's a [ __ ] suo before I go out as a dude I would I okay as a dude objectively I I would say you should actually enjoy those girls while they're there because eventually when you get into a real relationship when you get into a nothing has to be nothing has to be serious don't don't just assume because you have sex with a woman that you have to put up with her for another couple of weeks you don't have to do that you can be very casual about the entire thing however what I can't emotionally handle that like emotionally I can't handle just [ __ ] her once and then dipping yeah neither can I anymore yeah but he's young he's not supposed to have that 24 he's not suppos that that's not supposed to be there in his head yeah when I was 24 I I could I didn't have a problem with it you remember he said you were remember that far barely but I do oh my God he's making it seem like you got or some [ __ ] let me put something in perspective for you God willing you find the right woman yall live with each other for the rest of your life to one of you die but don't you have a few kids just know just that that that if if it is the average relationship you're only going to get like a [ __ ] like twice a year negot you're gonna have to negotiate sex you're gonna have to negotiate sex at times so sometimes like I don't care if I have sex or not that's not an sometimes just knocking one off isn't a bad casually isn't a terrible idea just be very care godamn good job no but if you're what you have kids your might also goes to much after a while I mean it's just a hormonal thing man things change over time it's just the way it is plus and I'm just the uncle in my mind went to much with the because I'm I'm definitely not saying well you know women women act like that because of their brains no women act like that cuz their hormones change especially after having kids and [ __ ] know yeah I understand that ask Bam Bam having kids yeah having kids can literally change so much about you that you never thought it could yeah plus you might your memory tends to go because you deal so I told that I have an old soul and I know I know in general what that means and all that and that's great and all but like I don't like the idea of having an old soul because it puts me outside of my own generation which makes a dating pool really hard to get into then stop buying into it then stop buying into that then stop stop thinking about it like that if if people tell you that you go no man that ain't me like you you get to you get to CR create your own fate you get to behave how you decide to behave man even even subconscious even even subconscious behaviors is is just how you wind up behaving in certain scenarios that you've taught yourself over time to just behave that way given a certain stimulus that's all subconscious behavior is is reinforced conscious Behavior right so like you can change on a dime bro I used to tell people all the time like you can go 30 miles to another town and be a completely different person if you wanted to be right man I need to smoke another cigarette this conversation getting deep you [ __ ] around and you found out that's the problem right I'm getting if you're gonna if you're gonna talk to a bunch of old people you should have shut up your opinions you really should have used that shovel a long time ago so no I I seen a I seen a meme on Facebook that reminds me of this it was like free advice it's not good advice but it's free and it's literally just a bunch of old people sitting around a table with matching shirts just saying I'm like you know I would totally listen to their advice honest to God oh oh yeah you would have beat me never mind good Pockets though good Pockets seven or three dude I'm tired of [ __ ] rrolling myself godd damn I keep like I'll be slow I'll be slow and steady with it only making like a k here and there and then [ __ ] like the one time I get a good hand then I get fluted out oh the same what at least well at least you didn't say are you going to give me all your money malie no not you're going to give me money good hand I had a good hand Dragon were you talking about the Poke game or your romantic life both honestly he's got two good hands romantically but no I clipped that e it's funny your hands don't count Dragon not you pirate you might take money take take going to take your money what are you how you going to like it shut up mie shut up leave me alone leave me alone I don't want to do this anymore I don't like this game well no yeah you're in fact it is you who will not like it also you shouldn't smoke cigarettes just saying I can't tell you how many times I've heard that I've been smoking since I was yeah don't I was 15 oh smoking kills you that's a [ __ ] point okay I never started well I can't say the same about that I said the same thing when I was in my 20s yeah I VAP now it's one of those things where it's like I'm not gonna stop unless I have a reason to and I don't I just don't have a reason anyway I'm back smoking is awesome I will eventually by the time you get a Reon it might be too late kids kids don't smoke but as a smoker as a person who smoked cigarettes for years smoking is [ __ ] awesome and if I could do it without thinking that it was going to kill me I would still be doing it my mom hasn't smoked now for about 30 years but she still says that if she walks by a cigarette she can take it right from them and just go right back at any time it's one of those things it really is I tried I almost quit smoking for like three months and then I got uh I broke up with my fiance and [ __ ] that [ __ ] hit hard and I smoked an entire pack in like under an hour I quit for nine months and then I ended up getting news this was back when my twins were only like four years old five years old maybe po poor girl my twins were only about five years old and we were sitting at the dinner table one night and they freaking they all sudden told me like Jaden come up to me and she started crying and then she told me about some things that her younger brother who's about a year younger her younger half brother did some things and [ __ ] and it was like about a year ago at that point and I was told I wasn't supposed to find out so yeah and it had to do with him pulling his pants down in front of them and telling them to do things oh and I flipped the [ __ ] out because I'm like I know exactly where he learned that from it was from their [ __ ] father and but the part that pissed me off the most is that everybody just pushed it under the rug and said it was no big deal because their age and everything but a year later my daughter's coming up to me crying about this yeah right like I I flipped the [ __ ] out I ended up going outside and [ __ ] getting a cigarette from somebody and if it weren't for that cigarette I would have probably killed somebody that day it would have been Justified I Hadi had too many beers once and just smoked a cigarette and what a cool story that's all I did it's over it's not over no that's no that's [Laughter] it would have been totally justified I don't so bro no for real though when I was when when I was smoking if I did drink goodbye cigarettes I would smoke two packs of cigarettes in a night oh yeah because I I wouldn't be paying attention and I'd always want to have a cigarette in my hand so I'd just be like basically well might not even be smoking them half the time just having them in my hand right and it's usually that that it's not even the addiction to the nicotine it's the addiction to the habit of moving the to your mouth yeah the add the worst part when it comes to quitting the the addiction to The Habit that's weird to me because like like for weed for me I I I I use weed every day for my pain and all that stuff but I don't wake up need like saying oh need there's not addictive properties in weed physically it's it has when you're smoking cigarettes all day long it's nicotine Rivals crack cocaine and addictiveness well yeah but the chemical addiction to cigarettes you can get over within 3 days The Habit addiction is [ __ ] a life time oh yeah you're not going to get over that dude I keep getting really good hands and then getting [ __ ] over by someone who has a plush every time I get a good hand like just the Flop just makes it dumb for me to have like Ace Queen I had pocket aces and then three of the same card popped down and I was like no someone's got a [ __ ] quad so guys I feel even older because in about a month my girls will be able to drive oh that's and and they're going to their problem this year damn it not again oh so my twins will be [ __ ] 16 this year hey clean yeah for their sweet 16 I'm I'm doing one of those like gift box things where you just keep rolling out money and they're going to have like 200 or 300 I'm not sure yet in there for cash cuz at this age it's so hard to buy them something yeah and if they want something they usually go and get it you know yeah so I'm just going to give them the cash and then be like all right we're going to the store what store do you want to go to that's my issue with Mr mie right now I have no idea what to get him for his birthday because if he wants something he goes and gets it same with me yeah we're two adults we both have money we go and get things we want get him a six coupon [Laughter] book I wish I could I wish I could show up in a piece of right no um but uh we're going over we're going across country to visit his family and stuff for his birthday so but yeah I I still don't know what to get him you know what you should really get him get him something that like basically a picture book or uh a photo that like a really really old photo and reframe it and then put it like give it to him to put into his like his office or his room or whatever like take a photo of like back when you guys first met or whatever watch him [ __ ] cry he's not a crier so he wouldn't no will make most of the manly men [ __ ] cry if you do that or does he have like an important family member that's passed away yes find one of those photos of them together yeah sorry that's just making me um sorry sorry no it's okay it's this younger sister she passed away about three years ago and she had four kids and yeah she had uh colon cancer it was pretty quick yeah I mean something something um sentimental would sentimental would be nice yeah that's all I'm saying it's like something from like back when you guys first met or something like that like because at the speed dating thing was a it was called uh snap Victoria and we did actually get a picture from the speed dating of both of us the first night we met yeah that works but like also both look crazy but also if like he had like an article of clothing or like an accessory that he always wore get him a brand new version of that oh yeah that's a good idea too so like if he had like a specific type of watch or a hat or something along those lines get him a brand new version of that specific article of clothing I one time Drew hand drew a photo of my first husband with his two boys back when they were young and I did that for him for Father's Day and okay that literally brought him to tears I think you should just get him like a sausage and cheese platter a set of really nice custom Dice and like some odd like a like a deck of many things fu yeah that's what got it like I'm I'm you know why you know why I say that cuz I'm a man that's nerdy and those are three things that I wouldn't mind having well you know what he got me for my birthday what's that what he got you he got me a karaoke machine hell yeah yeah and it's one you can take anywhere because it it all comes from and you're supposed to use your phone as the lyrics yeah so we can go anywhere it's like you can bring it to a beach oh that's dope that's dope as [ __ ] I'm still standing cuz it's sclf I Stand All the Time think I'm gonna do give me that [ __ ] money well at least one more hand before I leave the game at least might see in the chat for a [Music] while it felt so good oh that felt so good you finally got it we finally did something good right I finally did it godamn like you could literally every time it was time to give me a gift give me a sausage and cheese platter and something else and I would be [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah the way that's the way to do it I tell my wife that all the time you want to give me a gift sausage and cheese platter and something I nerd out on uh with my when it's my when it's my partner's birthday I tend to I get them coffee and everything before they wake up make them breakfast you know make them dinner they don't have to do a single [ __ ] thing that day get them their present you know like it's their day and that's that's my thing if you really want to make my day special make me a cup of coffee that that will that will melt my [ __ ] make your own [ __ ] cup of coffee you di my ex I swear to [ __ ] God yeah leave me alone she made Canadian doesn't mean she's okay we we could be nice Canadians are the meanest [ __ ] I've ever met in my life I [ __ ] you not the [ __ ] don't [ __ ] me that's gross anyways [ __ ] nobody wants to [ __ ] any [ __ ] um the the theories that like Canadians are so nice and all that [ __ ] is [ __ ] [ __ ] Canadians are some of the meanest [ __ ] I've ever met in my life we're we're polite doesn't mean we're nice we can be polite about it my ex-husband absolutely love [ __ ] coffee and he was having a bad day with his pain and everything and so he couldn't really get out of bed or anything he fell back asleep I made him a cup of coffee and I went and I put mint chocolate chip ice cream in it some whipped cream on top of it and [ __ ] and I gave it to him he goes and he reaches for it he tries to take a sip out of it and he goes to start handing it back and all of like I took it back and then all of a sudden he's like no no no no no and he's like reaching with both arms out for he's like you're good it's good yeah no if you did if if someone did that for me I literally would cry I'd be like I love so much you're the best person ever see I don't drink coffee at all but I will make coffee for my partner okay you need to understand that I had you need to understand that I had a a straight flush draw no yeah that was the one thing I was worried about that's why after when the fourth one came up I to saying no I'm not [ __ ] trying anything on this I'm sorry but can they get that bigger football player a shirt that fits him please I mean I'm sure they have money dear God man that was fun you gota sometimes you got to gimmick it to make you now it makes him look like he's even bigger dude 76 is z break off break off baby that's what I'm talking about that was that was a fun thing that was Co oh I did make I knew I made some points so they'll do 80 something points that man is running over this defense like well it's fman yeah so not 100 but still a good round me that's a great bit I had triple NES yeah why did everybody fold did you bet like you had three nines bye I'm still here I just don't want oh you left the table so I said bye yeah yeah cuz I figured I did my fun while leave my arms in case I do a stream myself right on especially as I said with my her shoulder oh so tank so you know how me and uh me and my sister are doing that whole podcast [ __ ] right yeah did I tell you about that I did didn't I I think you told me like smatterings of it I don't think you really gave me anything so me and my me and my sister started this whole podcast [ __ ] we're doing YouTube videos right basically we're playing Minecraft and talking [ __ ] about like our lives and [ __ ] right just going oh yeah4 and [ __ ] um we're we we talk about our [ __ ] and we like we gossip and all that good [ __ ] of course we keep names out of everything and um the whole thing about [ __ ] you guys came up in one of our videos sure and she she literally she went off she was talking about how she was having so much fun she loved how you guys were like bullying her just like I would and all that I was like well yeah my friends are just like me like I this these are my people like I don't I don't think you understand these are my people these are these are the guys that like that like I went to when I was having a rough day you know like these these are the guys that make me feel better on a rough day and she was like yeah and it just it made it it made her heart melt that like you guys accepted her into the group like with open arms you know and it just it made her feel great and all that that's good I'm glad yeah um but yeah know if you guys want I can like send you guys I can put the I can put the link to my channel in the chat or whatever and you guys can check out the videos we're we're pretty [ __ ] funny when it comes down to it I believe hey yeah go ahead and do it I'll give you at least a sub if not right yeah 100% hold on uh I'll uh well I'll wait until after my round my turn I don't know I don't even have a good hand so I don't care yeah I forgot my Discord was on my TV so I was looking over like why can't I not see my oh [ __ ] it's no I got oh did I win that no I didn't yeah no I didn't okay uh there's that man I need to go to Oxford sometime soon J are you still here here okay my my new name witchy or Wicked go witchy uh witchy because it goes with the thing that you want okay that's what I was kind of thinking but I just Wicked just popped in I'm like hey that sounds pretty good wi be I put my channel in there that point you just be like well my name is the whoop whoop witch now witchy just fits your new layout that you want and the Persona yeah just whenever you rename yourself don't don't [ __ ] typ up all right you know what [Laughter] you have to wait two more months before you can correct it no I don't know who the hell you're talking about like that did that but he must be a dumbass oh no uh oh sorry I was dropping a sub I was like you got I was like you got to read this stuff he's like I did I did read it though sure you did I'm not lying I read it and it looked fine to me God the [ __ ] golf [ __ ] two in a row too goddamn let's just say if this goes on anymore couple of them will not no longer still stand oh Notre James trying to pull away 13- six in the fourth quarter who is up who's Up Notre Dame's up uh 13 over the Aggies damn it I wanted the aies to win mostly so my friend doesn't go s so nuclear on the [Music] server yeah the little sports score ticker is pretty cool yeah thing is depending on how you have say you can get a lot if you take if you go on oh sure yeah that's my problem because I like having the updates but especially there's not a MTH edit option so far yeah that's one thing I suggested in their Discord a mass edit of and so if you just want certain parts of it right I don't NE need have like wild card keys and you just like formulate your own the are basically the where I'd want like except for certain teams I'd want just like end of period end of quarter score yeah yeah yeah not every little score especially in a basketball or football or a football game like that in basketball that'd be horrible just let me know every like minutes or so certainty teams yes I'd want every update but yeah that's pretty good run why is he upset come yes how it say why are you upset he's like son of a [ __ ] because Inc even though you had the lead you should keep playing your heart out cu the other true you know what I mean it looks he doesn't want his defense like yeah we're up 76 Z give him a shirt that fits [Laughter] him he wanted he dresses himself I've been in a lot of situations where I was supposed to pick it out myself too let's just say that's not what I understand that yeah I understand that it's all right that guy needs new shirt too I'm sorry to be like a mother figure to these little baby boys they need to get they need to yeah some of them need 760 woo good game thanks tank for let's watch it with you yeah my pleasure where me doing this all year Well I'm going to hop off um I appreciate you guys letting me play with you guys it was fun yeah I I enjoyed the I enjoyed the talk with you guys we're still going for another 30 minutes but no yeah no I if you guys want to take if you guys are taking off then you're taking off right I'm hopping off um I appreciate you guys like giving me all the advice and [ __ ] like I I honestly really needed it yeah right on I'll I'll talk to you guys later I'll try to get join you guys for another stream um I don't have to work Monday or tomorrow so if if uh you guys are on and doing [ __ ] like I'll I'll probably join you guys well [ __ ] come play jackbox [ __ ] ABS [ __ ] lutely I definitely will are you guys playing it tomorrow night no tomorrow no I stream before Jay and then or no I stream before tank and then Jay streams after tank so and then Jay will probably and then I know Joe goes at some unless something happens yeah and uh well I mean uh Jay's doing jackbox after my after my stream right well I'mma join I'm G probably join you guys it's not tomorrow night but it's uh Monday is it Monday Jay's on Monday no you're Monday oh I'm on Monday that's right me who's on first what am I doing I don't know what I'll figure out what I'm doing Monday on Monday all right Dragon you're good bro what the [ __ ] not I was responding I was responding to A&M got a touchdown they're 1213 12 minutes dude we need to switch over to that game all right well I'mma hop off I appreciate you guys talking to me and all that I'll talk you guys later chat soon all right bye peace let me watch it what does A&M stand for Agriculture and something like that murder no that that was one of the fish that I just did that with right that I took all this money oh know wow I'm kind of like between I'm kind of half conscious in both situations that I'm involved in agricultural if at least for Texas A&M it's Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas that was its original name I don't know about the other very football yep because they are agricultural technicians and [ __ ] cool oh [ __ ] be happy you have a single room I had to share mine for two years yeah I think A&M is just genuinely Agricultural and Mechanical I was happy to have roommate when I was in college and [ __ ] uh not if you could put your arm out and touch them in their other single bed oh yeah I could have done that we were in a really small one we W up we W up moving to a bigger place oh yeah so did I especially when her boyfriend came over and he decided to sleep naked and all I saw was his hairy ass for [ __ ] six hours if that's all you saw that's some boldness right there just assume that you don't mind exactly like Fu how do you rationalize that behavior without talking about I exactly exactly hey do you mind if my ass is out the whole night yes okay that's a conversation yeah yeah like so uh I'm not your girlfriend my mom's one of her best friends uh her husband would just straight up like sleep on like the couch in the living room room and like nothing but his dirty underwear and [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] and I swear to God my mom just lets off some [ __ ] [ __ ] comment something like a uh [ __ ] what did she say oh yeah it's the ones who show off that need to do it the least or something like that [ __ ] that that guy or show off the Le should uh the men that need to show off the least show off the most is what it was but uh he got Furious and he got up and left and he never did it again that that dude needs to be woken up with a BB gun just saying like but like for okay so for just one you're staying in a room with two girls the room is no bigger than probably I don't even know a square foot like a small a small like not even that much and you're thinking you're going to stay over all night I mean even that you should be like maybe maybe I shouldn't cuz like you know [ __ ] in my college that was out of the question yeah and and it was an all girl building too but it it would only be a problem if I told on her and I wasn't going to tell on her I liked her she was a really good roommate obviously you're not a snitch right no I'm not a snitch snitch that's the old thing stitches get stitches stitches get stitches yeah or as Fallout boys title once said snitches and talkers get stitches and Walkers oh now to watch the Notre Dame egies game that's what I'm doing see yep it's a good bet but then just to not wear underwear it's crass man it's crass yeah it is if if at all possible I would have ATT a glue trap to his ass yeah well he didn't last long let's just say that she got her wits together about her she um she worked hard man she came from a pretty poor area of Newan and so she she had to do all student loans so she she had nothing yeah I know right uh so she had uh all the student loans but she had no money like no money like on her side all she had was her clothes her towels like she didn't have any fancy [ __ ] she didn't have anything like that and she worked her ass soft man and got on the scholarship got a scholarship and got on the Dean's List for Education which is unheard of right so she's a teacher now she still lives in she still lives in the smaller new land area but she's married now with kids but she's a teacher yeah worked her [ __ ] ass off man I remember I would sleep in I would sleep in if I had like if I if I had a day to sleep in I'd sleep in but she would wake up uh because she would she could only afford the meal plan that was one meal a day so she bought cereal so she would just sit and eat her cereal be very quiet eat her cereal and just go and study like that's like that's all she like worked her ass off oh but I'm yeah I'm I'm just hoping she'd like teaching I had a cousin who did education and she taught for a years she was like nope sometimes you got to do what you got to do mhm my brother's not like it anymore either it's very different now for teachers yeah it's tough because like especially like when you're like at the right you were like you got sold on an idea of you know you're going to go in you're going to do this you're G to work as an educator for so long that you'll get a certain time Oh Captain My Captain yeah people will love you for being yeah then that [ __ ] just goes away yeah the first time [ __ ] off being being tenured is not a thing that exists among like high schools anymore right like just not a thing that exists but like like I I like thinking back would you ever tell your teacher to [ __ ] off no I yeah no well I wouldn't because then they would call my mom and I'm like I don't want you to call my mom I'm not going to tell you to [ __ ] off because then I'll go home and my mom will be like I got to call from the [ __ ] teacher saying you told her to [ __ ] off yeah and I didn't want to disappoint my my mom so so that [ __ ] worked for me well here's the thing uh when I was in second grade uh my uh vice principal in the little Elementary School I was in was going to give me a paddling he kept hitting me on my legs instead of my butt and I was like [ __ ] hit me on my butt stop hitting me on my legs he hit me on the legs again and I grabbed the paddle from out of his hand and hit him in the head with it and I got uh suspended expelled from all of the city schools that that I lived in like not just because it was yeah I yeah when I was in second when I was in second grade yeah Jesus I had I had to go to I had to go to my grandma go live with my grandma to go to school for like a year hey he shouldn't have been hitting my legs no I told him not to do it I was accepting the punishment as it was defined not as he made it yeah oh I my problem was I really want to see baby tank I really want to see baby tank being like [ __ ] you with your accent and everything like like you can't hit me on my legs get [ __ ] off me it was it was more like it was more like that's it's not fair you know obviously I didn't want to you know I couldn't cuss back then i' get in more trouble with my parents than anything but like it was all a lot of like it's not fair that you like I would just argue I was too smart for my own [ __ ] good even when I was younger see this is how different we were kids I wouldn't know a thing about that I was in when I was in when I was in kindergarten our the teacher asked what uh animal goes quack quack and I raised my hand and I said [ __ ] and I cried the whole rest of the day apologizing to the teacher and asking her not to tell my mom I cried the whole like like for three hours I just cried so that's the difference I got into a lot of uh fights and had a lot of trouble with teachers that would treat me like [ __ ] yeah I want to say I never really started anything but I don't think I can objectively make that argument from my perspective from my perspective I don't believe I started any trouble probably ended it a lot yeah but I don't like I don't think I can objectively say that because I don't I can't allow myself the adult perspective in that situation yeah yeah but like my brother said um there was a there was a news thing that said that uh the school that he works with is going to rehire their full-time police officer W because they gave it up for a year and I was like what are they doing and I talked to him he's like mie we have someone there every day sometimes twice okay us is any of us in this one I'm not I just got out okay if anybody in here is in here get out I've got trip Queens nice so I just put that [ __ ] out and him out better do you better Dodge a heart wouldn't have mattered anyway he was he had only taken $13 $26 she went all in when I got my trip queens and I was like oh yeah like that was a mistake Bye b oh that was two achievements nice that whole stadium looks like you could fold it up wow put it in your pocket that comment brought to you brought to you by weed weed yeah you get a lot of good ideas on weed yeah Tex A&M was one of the better mascots they got R the Dogo the li who actually outranks at least technically outranks the students who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa norder Dame has a black coach a second or third actually oh sorry I'm just that's oh cool good good order name yeah United States are actually Progressive not Catholics not Irish Catholics she is not wrong about the Catholic part especially we get some wins to be fair with Irish Catholics how many black Irish people do you know oh my no that's what but that I mean that's listen Irish Catholics are the malie part of my malie so uh I know Irish Catholics there's Mexican there's there's Irish Mexicans yes but that's because the Irish helped the Mexicans in the war against the United States because when uh if you didn't know this Mali when there was a war with the United States against mexic uh when the Irish IM yeah as when the Irish came over as immigrants they were said the only way that you're becoming citizens is if you help us in the war against Mexico they asked if there's any options they said no so they went to fight for the United States found out they had way more in common with Mexico than the United States so they said [ __ ] you we're helping help in them and it was the first time Europe helped Mexico in a war nice there's also a bunch of indentured servants that didn't get paid up on didn't get to collect their uh their land and stuff because the people who were put them under contract didn't really want to pay up and was going to kill them and so a lot of people those guys ran to Mexico too Irish M I wish that I could get my railroads built you know what you know my favorite my favorite thing though about an Irish person is is from um The Godfather part one yeah and it's when um the lawyer goes to Buddy and says uh you know Johnny Fontaine is going to come here and do some stuff you know the guy who got the horse head yeah yeah yeah that was actually a real horse head either and uh he was like I so he's like you're one of those Italians or whatever hey he's like no actually I'm Irish uh Irish German and then he says what he says and it's the funniest thing ever but it's a derogatory term so I can't say it but uh it's the funniest [ __ ] like because it's just so easily slips off the tongue for this [ __ ] like it just the acting is just [ __ ] ridiculous that was actually a real horse head he didn't realize it was going to be a actual horse head is it as bad as the uh Boondock Saints with a what's his name and uh oh [ __ ] what is uh what's that guy's name God damn it why did I have it in my head up until I opened my [ __ ] mouth everything was working out it was working out it was Christopher Walkin who's the other guy oh oh uh uh you're talking about True Romance uh oh yeah it was true romance uh who's the other guy give me a second no it's not as bad as that one that that's bad yeah was pretty bad it's there was um there was Hopper old Gary Oldman Slater Hopper yeah yeah de is Hopper yeah yeah I was just trying I just ring off the names I saw I figured one of them would be right yeah Denis Hopper uh [ __ ] that conversation [ __ ] yeah and Christopher Walkin was like I haven't killed anybody since 8 1983 like so [ __ ] up so [ __ ] up and the part where like d you know that like a lot of that conversation like they gave them the lines and the gist of that conversation and that like 80% of that is improv yeah yep oh my God man that means that your parents were oh you yeah let's go EG such a crazy you're an eggplant it's such a [ __ ] crazy it's so crazy man bad such a crazy scene see you in a few seconds Jay yeah we'll we'll be over there to you here in about seven minutes finish this Notre Dame Texas A&M game and then C some burritos and some white rice and I gotta figure out how to do some things on my streams say what no I'm setting I want to set up a few things for my streams eventually oh right on like so like you know how when Jay does no Joe does music and jackbox yeah he does it so you can't see see what he's typing in I gotta figure out how the [ __ ] you do oh got you oh [ __ ] probably more from music than jackbox but I just don't I am not always good with what on what a music there's a separate window that you can get as the stream as the streamer that allows you to do that wonder if it l it keeps the sound out too that's what I'm worried about you can no it doesn't I I mean for me it worked like a champ and I don't use water music very much and I know that uh smoki said that he had a trouble with the window but whenever I messed with the wind the streamer window I didn't have a problem at all I might have to try that someday holy [ __ ] what the hell is up like refreshing Sports recently one of the 49ers got shot holy [ __ ] yeah yeah uh one of their rookie I think running backs got shot just a couple hours ago Jesus Christ he's okay he's in serious but very stable condition uh so he's okay but what the [ __ ] oh what a catch [ __ ] godamn dude better be careful with the shoves yeah don't want to get your [ __ ] awesome play to get taken back because you shove something after the play talking [ __ ] to each other especially in a tie game right now at four minutes left this might this might be the most tense game of the of the entire weekend yeah for a week one game even yeah I don't know how to leave oh there we go I'mma leave while I'm up bring it in bring it in look that's a football see he does the football move and he only need one foot in bounds yeah college and he landed on his back I don't see anything that doesn't say that this isn't a catch p in football move he he hit his one foot inside he was fine that's a catch that's a completion that's a clean catch yep they didn't yep it's one remember it's also one of those have to be able to go yeah Beyond The Shadow of Doubt that's all there's a lot of those reviews where it it's literally whatever the it was going to be whatever the field the says because they can't they don't have enough overwhelming evidence to the other contrary but it's it's the same thing if it had been the other call it's it would have been the same if it would have been the other call on the field it would have been the same outcome it would have been but it was called a completion wasn't it on the field yes it was called complete but that one that's close that you probably could up I don't know if you would have had a an easy time overturning it if they would have said incomplete I see more of an argument for it being complete than incomplete but either way but good Ball but could you have overturned an incomplete play H unsure yeah that's where are it's supposed to be if for you I that's why I'm saying that but I'm just saying that there's more of an argument for it being complete and incomplete I'm not saying that it would have been overturned either way um I got to use the bathroom do a couple things before I go over to Jay's stream so I'll see you guys over there okay see you thanks tank yeah no problem we'll see you later all right yep bye try right I'm going to go peace out I'm going to go join a different Discord real quick yes maam I we'll see you all right thank you so much thank you for being running good blocks all right peace out I'm a j before I do my own stream right on yeah I in about two minutes I'm about to set up a raid ah [ __ ] it I'll set up a raid now [ __ ] it that was really really good blocking from the old L I better get back into your all right tomorrow I'm not sure what I'm doing I'll figure it out and I'll tell yall when we do it oh invalid username hold on there we go thanks for everybody being here we'll see you tomorrow go enjoy yourself over at Jay's he's playing jackbox have a good time goodbye everybody goodbye