BONUS: Colin Fassnidge Savage Rap Battle

[Music] you're listening to the Fitzy and whipper podcast we absolutely adore this man he's got a brand new shot I'm really looking forward to this Kitchen Nightmares Australia Premier 7:30 next Wednesday on channel 7 it's col he's back okay can I read out a headline here from from Daily Mail oh daily ma we read away move over Gordon Ramsey Colin Fage says the word the FW 53 times in new series Kitchen Nightmares and that was just at home was it before you got to work that was just Fage I was saying that's the FW this is going to be awesome and we understand that you go in and you look at the service you look at the food and you help these people out how hard do you go did you feel guilty at all through the series well look yes I did there was one there one there's one app like you you do go hard the first one I went extremely hard and then I was like I've got to do this every week yeah it comes good by the end and then you're like the night before I go in I was actually like you'd sit oh you're in your room in the Dodges motel in the middle of nowhere next my l or whatever and uh D's next door choing up buddies you're like so you're getting ready for the next day and I'm you get nervous you but then you go in game face it's like game day of course uh and there was one I left the after the first night and I was like oh my God they're broken what was it that tipped you was was the person quite distressed well when the person's on the floor in tears that'll do it that'll do it and you stepped over her body well I had to step over to get me Gonic like in the way it's like a roundabout so I I felt but not everyone comes out as good put it that way that's how good not everyone is good exactly it's a lot like life whipper yeah there's some stinkers out there mate but hang on you can't leave a venue without having made it better can you I can do what I want you can't that's a whole PR you have to make it not everyone comes on board with you some people think you know this guy like what happens is when you go in yeah it's quite funny actually cuz when you go in and fast gets into his into his speed you can see people's eyes checking out they're like oh my God like what what have we now what have we done right how do we get out of this and you're like well it's too late now cuz we packed the truck yeah and well you do Rena on the place you do it up you make it look sparkly you tell them what they need to change in the kitchen but what are you telling us that some of these people aren't prepared to do tell them there was one where day two we're like let's go let's just go let's pack up they're not listening what they're not listening they just don't want to know or they want to do a PR stunt they think it was a great way to get the business on TV and they're just fighting at it and you're like you know what there's people who actually need help cuz it's it's an Australian story when you think of it like I own restaurants we've been through fires we've been through floods we've been through Co so it's not a show we we're just demeaning people for TV we're going in and you actually feel S A lot of these people are 300 Grand in the hole one guy sold his car to pay the wages while we were there wow and I'm like like that's that's deep you want people to do it's it's not could you save them you'll have to wait and find out I hope tune in after the break can we talk about Gordon Ramsay because I mean this was G Gordon Kitchen Nightmares unbelievable but you actually worked with Gordon in the kitchen so was he like that in the kitchen as well like is he that full on when it when it's pressure time I work yeah I worked like with Ramsey RL Blanc um Ramsey uh was at one of his side restaurants no he was a good businessman who who was the most intense that you worked with Marco Pierre White no no Marco I always wanted to work I worked with Raymond Blanc I had uh when I'd come in late which happened to few times right yeah like interview on this show there 40 chefs in the kit in this kitchen right Chef in L man War right and I'd come in late so I didn't have a shave and they would have the pigs when the pigs come in the whole pigs they would shave them with an old big razor right to get the hair off and it was like a rusty old big razor and they would make me stand in the kitchen and shave with this razor and it would take like lumps off your chin and that's so dirty so you were the pig was the pig Lily and Ma do they have they got any cooking skills are they do they want to get into the kitchen the girls they apparently I'm I'm cringe now I was in the supermarket so goes can I get a photo like yeah not a problem cuz I like the FES on point today looks good yeah here he is and then she she she gives the camera to me and she's like lilan mave get in oh and I'm like oh kicking the pants not down not fair is it okay she's not rapping today you are and you're hopeless you've already done this before I I did it with um what's it menu and uh menu we we were bad man we people I met in the street after were like you're bad like you're and that's why we've got you back let's do it again wrap up of the [Music] we Friday that so Faz you get to choose this morning whether you want to rap first or do you want me to rap first well in this cringe Fest I think I'll go first all righty He's a brave man time mate take your time serve up the crackling big guy come on here we go ready you speak on radio that is true your jokes are harder to understand than Manu if this was a restaurant it wouldn't go far cuz you know what you barely got one star Colin's here I am trolling I'm like that nasty pain and whippers Colin every morning FY Waits the city with his ex- career football pity he looks like an all leather shoe I've seen more Buy in a bleeding lamb shoe what does martial arts a lot if you class push-ups in a macas car spot every day the shells and strip you know what I think it needs a bit more fasten life you're rude about me make no mistake but that's coming from a skinny and a fat fate so farewell boys for the pushing and shoving but guess what you Misses it rather cooking my [Applause] oven You Can't Rap and you're highly offensive congratulations L it he's yes that was perfect all right here we go let's do this come on here's my Irish rat here we go W fire up everyone coling you old dog get up and get out I'm going to hit you harder than an Irish Stout oh F nich fitgerald the Irish Hood this will be harder to watch than my left foot you're back for a RP what's wrong with you s to what you good at mate narish stew you do cook a beautiful Pig on the spit you Keen for another what are you up to wh what happened this year on My Kitchen Rules more UPS than a festival byar Ru you Manu Curtis and Nigella getting served up plates of s does Gordon rsy know that you have arrived his Telly show you've plagarized Rock up to a restaurant that is [ __ ] quiet on the set Colin now throw a fit we do love you Cole you massive creep best times we've had is when you're fast asleep you've been around longer than the dinosaurs mate have you got the number of anyone in the calls actually have you ever met the calls you did you cook for them at establishment years ago and she is hot she was fing hot were there two of them four of them you don't count the brother three sisters and the brother yeah yeah so you had to cook they got mangles right they were drinking Frangelico and they were asleep by dessert oh you cooked them wow this isn't yeah it is it's a bit of a thinker give me a minute bit of a stinker you know what cuz I love him it's got to be [Applause] Colin oh come on he didn't want to do it and he did it because he loves this show away your pregnancy you should have given no I wasn't pregnant when he said it oh no you were you didn't say anything well I barely knew so let's not go down that road catch Faz Kitchen Nightmares Australia don't forget 7:30 next Wednesday on channel 7 thanks for coming in Faz you're listening to the Fitzy and whipper podcast