I Was In The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and It Changed my Life!

I'd like to thank everyone who supported me I'd like to thank the haters I'd like to thank my mom and dad you guessed it that was me preemptively accepting my Daytime Emmy Award for my performance in The Secret Lives of Mormon wives and let me tell you Fame tastes sweet it's everything I ever wished it would be I like to skate around the rink at old classic skating let me tell you it's usually pretty wholesome an innocent activity but I'll tell you something that isn't wholesome or innocent and that's the Secret Lives of Mormon lives little did I know when I rolled into classic skating on that faithful day that I would be thrust into the Hollywood throws of viral success as an actor did I think I could be an actor yes did I want to be an actor no am I glad that I am now hugely famous because of my appearance in secret lives and Maron wives you bet your bottom dollar I love it let's take a look at this amazing performance okay you see this Secret Lives of Mormon wives I got to be honest I was pretty bored watching whatever she was talking about I'm not really sure and then all of a sudden I pan over and look at this got the Wilson cap you got the plaid shirt you got the long hair look at this yes I genuinely let's go you can see how concerned I am you can see the concerned look on my face you can see the sincere look in my face understanding the seriousness of of the situation as I roll by that exit stage right you tell me that that was not cinematic gold now while I don't condone wives with Secret Lives nor the making of a reality show around that premise I must say when I had to step to the plate when I had to give the emotion to that camera hear that I knocked it out of the park this was probably most likely the defining moment in my career that will pivot me into Hollywood success