have you seen that chimp crazy thing on Netflix yet no okay it's about that lady that like kept the chimp and the chimp ripped apart a friend you know you know that story no I've heard it's by the same people that did uh Tiger King right I've heard it's insane they say it's way better than Tiger King this is okay I should watch this I was really into like Jane Goodall as a child I love Jane Goodall Jane Goodall's odd though you know Jane Goodall believes she leaves she believes in Bigfoot she was I thought it was so cool when I was little how she was like you know what I don't want to be part of your Society I want to go live among the chimpanzees I was like you can do that yeah CH crazy this lady this lady like this it's apparently we can't really can we play the trailer we get in trouble we can watch it about to cut it out okay so that is the the chimp that well there was the thing about chimps is when they're little you can kind of tell them what to do cuz they're little they're babies they listen to you but then when they get to be a certain age that's a grown adult Alpha primate they're not listening to you they'll rip your fucking nose off they don't care they and they also have like this very strong sense of fairness okay like uh one of The Chimps there's one this guy that had a pet chimp they had for many many years then it got older and it was too difficult to control and so they brought it to a chimp sanctuary and so he goes to visit the Chimp on the day of the chimp's birthday and brought him a cake like they could still visit the chimp they bring him a cake but the other chimps are jealous that they don't get a cake and someone had left the door open so The Chimps come out attack this guy rip him to pieces rip his hands off rip his dick off rip his face they RI his dick off they go for everything that you that makes you a person they tear they tear your fingers off they tear your eyeballs out they're not even trying to kill you they're trying to maim you yeah they do they do some vicious that's a crime of passion that's not yeah and they do it because they are mad at you it's a different thing than like like a you know a wolf Wolf's not necessarily mad at you he wants to eat you right a chimpanzee wants to tear you apart cuz it's mad at cuz it didn't you didn't bring them a cake you didn't give a cake that's fucking wild yeah so you're dealing with like a lowlevel intelligence jealousy pettiness like like sense of fairness and then all this like Alpha primate shit that comes with chimpanzees in general and then you got them captive so they're basically prisoners so they're in this cave they have nothing fun all day and someone shows up with a cake like where's my fucking cake where's my fucking cake and then they just get out and tear this guy apart yeah