HAITIANS IN OHIO EATING PETS? debate wrap up, Hillary's new book! +more!-TWW w/Bruce Wolf EP2436

it's the weekly rap with your host broadcasting legend Bruce wolf and his trusty sidekick comedian Tim slagel and now without further Ado Bruce wolf Bruce wolf Tim slel on the weekly RAB and now my favorite part of the show we're in I guess what's in Tim's background I got to say h it's um people of Springfield Ohio dining on cat Haitian style am I right about that you're very close I'm at a SP a spice store okay turns out that it's a uh it's a Haitian spice store oh yeah how nice how nice so Tim I gotta tell you I was in a good you know horrible mood right after the debate which I didn't even want to watch and I know some people who thought Harris was going to face plant I never thought she would I thought she'd be able to spit out her lines and I thought Trump would I mean as as soon as she mentioned as soon as she mentioned crowd size you knew that he was going to go there I mean he's such an easy Mark but I I was actually feeling good in last day or so because I thought the whole thing might turn on how bad the media was uh to with ABC I mean even to the point where ABC shamed itself so much that channel 7 Cheryl Burton uh is starting to look like a journalist I mean that's how bad it was for ABC but just like and we're recording this On th late Thursday afternoon um there's uh there's the latest polls morning consult uh Reuters ipsos 4742 for Harris now I don't know if those are as good as like New York Times Sienna and when that next one comes out but that's after after the debate uh and then there was Trump was saying the last latest thing was saying is he's not agreeing there are be no more debates and you know I know I plagiarize a lot from John ports here I saw a tweet of his says oh he's absolutely GNA debate and I gota I'm thinking it's got to be because Trump realizes he's behind now uh and I'm bet those betting odds you're going to tell me about are not too good either no they are not he was Trump was uh Trump was five points ahead going into the debate and uh out of the debate he was Five Points behind so there was a full 10-point shift in the betting odds during the debate I mean however however the good news is it's it's only uh she's only leading by three now so it is uh so the the bump is over so the debate bump is over what of course I'm never able to understand this well forget the betting ODS I can understand how that would change but how the polling changes and it fluctuates which it seems like a lot to me I know you you know there's the margin of error but it just because I always wonder about you who are these people who are undecided and actually they give me a little bit of Hope because after the debate and Marco Rubio gets up there on Fox and you know I I voted for him in the primary in 2016 uh and you know he and he quickly outlines all the problems with with Harris uh which Trump actually did in its closing statement by the time nobody was watching anymore finally got around and stopped chasing the cats well that was the only thing he probably rehearsed everything else I think was off the cuff and she was count she was counting on that oh my goodness what they needed to do what they needed to do is they needed to do a mock debate and they needed to get like a real nasty woman like get Kathy Griffin or something like that to play kamla Harris and just insult him with all the you with all the standard things that they run at them and and give them responses for each one so you know when she says Charlottesville you say Snopes uh discredited that when she says uh uh you know that was the very fine people one here's the problem I mean he was saying things that were true and he was being fact checked on that I mean the New Yorker the New Yorker which Prides itself on factchecking that's what the New Yorker is all about getting getting the facts right somebody from the New Yorker said well there's no way that she said that people with sex detainees in prison with uh should be be getting uh federally funded sex changes and in fact she did say that and so I mean yeah so he's he's up a a creek no matter no matter what happens even what he's right and it would have been great he could have said you know you wouldn't know that if you rely on this guy here for your Weekly News your daily news that's what I want you are the expert we got to rely because you have admitted in the past much to your shame that you watch David mure and you watch the ABC News um so your view of what he and his uh his colleague did on Tuesday night that's exactly like exactly like the evening news I mean there there was absolutely no difference it's uh what did uh uh uh the uh not Media Matters the other one um the the the uh the the conservative Media Matters I can't the name's alluding me right now did a study and they found out that it was uh 100% positive 100% positive for Kamala and uh 93% negative for president Trump on ABC World News Tonight and and uh that the female moderator is sorority sisters with with the president in ABC news or something like that that yeah there's a lot of incest going on uh there I mean look and Trump supposedly and of course I never I I'm too gullible but I taking this with a green assault I saw a tweet that there's a whistleblower at ABC that says that she got the questions ahead of time and not only that that she was told that she wouldn't be fact checked I I mean I I'll I'll believe that when I when I see that one but um I would not be surprised that she got the questions in advance the problem is is that it wasn't like they were GNA ask Trump um you know give us the quadratic equation go no I mean these are all questions negative B plush and minus the square Ro no it knew what the questions were gonna be now I could have given her the questions in advance now that I think about it yeah I mean so the qu now the first question I actually thought because I'm watching it in real time and I thought all right they asked her the first question it was one that everybody should have known but it's a it's the it's the tough question it's the it's the reason that Trump should get elected and that was are you better off now than you were four years ago and of course she dodged the whole question she went into went into her Log Cabin story it was I was born in a middle class family I was born a poor Indian Jamaican child I you know uh but but but but and she didn't answer the question now I would have if I had been up there you know I would have said first off the jerk star called and they ran out of you then what I would have thought of something it would have been yeah maybe this is something you'll understand Madam prosecutor uh objection nonresponsive I'm gonna ask that that uh answer be stricken from the record answer the question Madame vice president because you didn't answer it no and she used it she I don't know if you noticed she told the she told the Log Cabin story twice she actually she actually there was a question later in the bait she responded with a log cabin story again she's on a continu Loop well you know that she's I mean she's the the Harris 202 2024 model that uh you know could start skipping could start imploding like hell 9,000 at some point if you pull the plug on her but uh but she got through it and he didn't and I mean there were other there were other factual errors too I mean I loved it when David mure said oh no the FBI crime stats show that you know crime are down and Trump actually got that right he said no you're wrong about that but they they they fact checked oh then of course there was the abortion one where uh no no way that uh nobody executing babies yeah no no no in fact and he even at first he mentioned said West Virginia he corrected it to Virginia and that's what noram did so it was stacked against them I thought well it doesn't matter nobody cares about the media I mean it's built in but then the last day or two I was thinking you know maybe this is just especially in the swing states where the people are trying to decide you know what's good for them and actually want some substance how gullible are these people going to be but apparently to the tune of 4742 right now and the swing in the and and uh and oh I just I lik I liked where when when Trump brought up the cats as David M said well I talk to the the city manager reports there's no uh right and then Trump said well I saw this on the news Okay this what I'm gonna ask you this is one of those stories where you know I've seen it going around and I I don't want to look into it that closely Tim Tim Tim foil do are they eating cats in Springfield Ohio are they doing it I have no idea it's a an article came out today from a very suspicious source that that said that yes it's part of the Haitian Christmas celebration they said that a a Christmas without a cat is like Thanksgiving without a turkey so I don't know it's uh have you seen the conspiracy about her earrings yes and I know I didn't believe that for a second not one second yeah you believe that one I don't care it's irrelevant you know if she was if she was if she was getting prompts so what think we've got a president we got a president that's been getting prompts for the past three and a half years as far as I'm concerned make it an open book test let everybody have their iPad their as a matter of fact you could be sitting on somebody's lap and he and and they could have the guy you know Willie Browns or something and he could have his hand up her back and he could be operating her mouth uh you know talking it's been Jeff Dunham working Walter for the P three and a half years okay so um um yeah that polling uh was that that that that bugs me because I mean there's still plenty of time I assume people will want her to be defined somehow and they can portray her as the radical that she actually is but you know that there's less and less time right now what are you hopeful or are you are you preparing to uh hker down in your basement with your C I don't know I don't know I think he's going to win but I don't think he's he might not win above the margin of cheat so they might they're already printing they're already printing ballots and uh all right I see I see all right Bruce wolf Tim slagel on the weekly [Music] [Applause] R so you know how those Lids are cuz this is I'm just going to speak okay so this is it so you know how those Lids on the Starbucks cups they're white right and so if you wear a lipstick they get all over the lid and so then I find myself in meetings if I'm the only woman and that's kind of so I keep taking the lid off and having my cup out so that I don't have that big lipstick mark on the lid so I said can we do something about the color of the lid so that was that conversation Tim slel on the weekly rep yeah we're going to Tim for his expertise uh we did in the first block because he he watches David Mir so that you don't have to and then now we've got we've got uh I actually when I first saw this bit where they run the Seinfeld credits and the music and she standing on stage I must be wowed by like things like canned laughter and everything because I thought you know maybe it's not the best bit in the world but lipstick on the on the cup you don't want I mean do you think that was we got to be fair here was that funny um I don't know oh you don't know okay I mean it's it's because I mean that's that's exactly like a Seinfeld bit you know the the the lipstick on the cup you know could I have a cup that maybe is in black or matches my lipstick huh sure it does sound does sound like a sign bill spy magazine did a did a did a piece year when spy magazine was in existence where where where they had a list of uh uh Andy Rooney quotes interspliced with Jerry Seinfeld quotes and you were supposed to try to pick out the deal okay you were trying to and it wasn't as easy as you'd think no and and they made the remark you know it's uh uh Andy Rooney crusty old 60 Minutes perin Jerry Seinfeld hip comedian can you exactly do they sound anything alike yeah they do no so I just thought you know maybe she'd have to Workshop it you know polish it it's you know she's not ready for uh the comedy club in uh Bowling Brook is that where you're going to be uh B yes Bowling Brook all uh all all weekend Friday and Saturday 8 o00 show CG's comedy club.com can I work in a plug can I work that in so anyway I just U hey do we have because I sent this to you just a little bit a while ago Chris not the cover of the Atlantic but the purported cover of the New Yorker I don't know if it's a real cover of the New Yorker because I saw one with the El the one with the elephant in the cage that's the Atlantic that shows Trump marching you know bringing the circus to the Capital Hill I love I love that picture I think I think that I think that picture is really cool no I liked it too it I it was but here's the New Yorker but I don't know that this is actually the New Yorker I think it is but I saw it on Twitter and it's uh Lucy swiping the football away from Charlie Brown uh you know I iconic except Lucy is Kamala and Charlie Brown is is is Trump and that's not how that's not how Charles Schulz used to depict people of color well here's one thing I I know that Lucy based I think was based on Charles schulz's ex-wife Lucy was a vilified character she was horrible sure uh and Charlie Brown was a creature of sympathy that's I the New Yorker I think the new yorker's a little bit off on this one if that is infected well it's off maybe on what they're trying to Port tray but that is that is 100% exactly what happened yeah yeah um but uh well if he has a second debate with her and that happens then it's it's more appropo because the whole point with Charlie Brown was that he he kept falling for it over and over and over again although Trump has done this you know time and again like I said I wasn't even surprised that at at at the way it turned out some people were were shocked that uh that Harris did as well as she did but I I didn't think I don't first of all I don't think she did well I just think she didn't look like a a a total n poop she she dissembled with the best of them uh yeah she hit she hit all the she hit all the buttons I mean coming straight out and making fun of his rallies I mean you couldn't you couldn't come up with a better with a better opening than that no I I agree it just it just and it just set him off through the whole thing and he he should have been ready for that he you know you know he likes to brag about the size of his rallies you know what I noticed you know what I noticed most Bruce is that she said folks about about five six times during the debate that must be Obama must be coaching her that's what I thought that's exactly what I the first time she said folks I said oh I know who's been coaching her and if you remember if you remember uh Obama made the crack about the size of his uh uh his uh uh uh uh uh ralles if you remember and so so that also that also was Obama I'm I would I would wager a large amount of sum of money that Obama was a coaching her yeah well I mean Trump is an easy Mark um I was just kind of hoping that you know as I mean the method for Trump is as much as when they start ganging up on him then we get defensive it's just are there enough people getting defensive and and then you know you get to the substance of it and he was so calm during the Biden debate I I I thought that he had I thought that he had like like taken up yoga or something like that or meditation because he was so calm in that one and just let Biden go and uh I thought he was going to employ the same strategy but uh no no apparently not okay what else we got here um oh let's uh we could we could switch over to this right now so did you see this thing about Tyreek Hill the Miami Dolphins wide receiver he was there was a traffic stop he was speeding uh the other day before the game that the Dolphins were going to play they have video of it and of course they're turning him into the next George Floyd uh sure which Ian here's the thing you know when you first hear the story oh they say he was going 100 in a 50 m hour Zone well actually they you could see the video and and they said really came down to doing 60 and a 40 which is still you know it's worse than doing a 50 and a 30 it's it's 50% over it's 50% over the speed limit um and here's the kicker though he's stopped by a 27-year veteran of of the Miami police force who's Hispanic okay so where is I mean one of the ingredients don't you remember George Zimmerman he was he was white he was white hispanic right they didn't even call he didn't even count but this guy even has this guy when you hear him he sounds a little he sounds like he's got a Hispanic accent and uh everybody in Miami does okay right sure except for the except for the Jews otherwise exactly they got the New York it's either New York accent Or Hispanic accent yeah nobody has a Midwestern accent in Miami yeah so I mean here's the thing I I thought the police were excessive however especially because it's not as though Tyreek Hill was speeding while he was engaging in coidus to create his seventh child from a fifth woman oh boy now would I be able to get that into evidence against him it's just your honor it's just a pattern of uh excessiveness on this part excessive speed he's 50 I mean every who Among Us has not had one or two concubines who've produced children for us I I you know I get it it's just what men do but Tyreek Hill and but if you if you look at him I mean he's not uh he's he's not really he wasn't really dressed like uh like like a a multi-million dollar football player he uh he was but he's on his way he's wearing the white T-shirt sleeveless right uh but he's he's in which which is a which is a wife beater if I'm not mistaken exactly and he's been accused of that too uh I I mean I was going to say it but I let you okay uh so yeah but I mean like I said it had nothing to do with race if he was a white guy in a in a McLaren looking like that it still would have been okay who'd you steal it from you know what I mean it doesn't look like uh no a white person in a McLaren of course wears the JY cap has no has a polo shirt now if he if he filed a civil suit you know for damages uh I think the defense against him would be hey you weren't hurt that much because you still wound up scoring a touchdown in in the game a few hours later I mean he I think he'd rebut that by saying well I would have scored two my mind was really on and and when he scored the touchdown he actually as a part of his celebration he he uh he mimed like being handcuffed which is you know so yeah it was just a a little one up I but you think he really wants a 27e Hispanic member of the force to be fired for that I mean the the the cop probably should have just walked away given him the citation and walked away but um I don't uh I don't think this one has legs uh there wasn't much rioting but they're but they're trying they're trying to get it they are trying to get the rioting started it's I don't know I I don't know if you've noticed that it's every little uh infraction is uh is blown up and I think uh I think uh I think David mure wants riots so love to close the segment on something I saw on Twitter is it is it immoral not to return a shopping cart this is this is one of those great segment closers you don't have to nobody's there's no law on returning a shopping cart when it's in the you know you put your groceries away you want to put you're talking about you're talking about putting it in the Corral correct in the Corral right not you're not taking it home you're not you know like a homeless person because because when I was when I was in Chicago they they actually had barricades up at outside the Treasure Island so that you you could not take the shopping cart home right so but I mean should you return it to the to the aisle you know where where where they keep the uh keep the cart so now my rule is if they don't provide enough of those uh uh stations there and I'm like more than 25 yards away from it you know I may just leave it I may whose fault is it that you're 25 yards away sometimes you know you just you're not thinking look I have a hard enough time remembering which aisle I'm in you know I got the color of the car it's the same as every other car out there you know I'm not driving a McLaren buddy and and uh I'll actually walk another another 10 yards just to park next to a c a cart Corral because no that's I'm just a little worried that people will be taking those carts out and banging the side of my car which you know there're enough dents in it already there's so many factors that you got to get in okay we'll leave that as an open question Bruce wolf Tim slagel on the weekly [Applause] rap well we just actually heard a 911 call from a citizen in Springfield earlier today that some of the immigrants in Springfield were capturing geese at the local pond sping them and killing them don't well I mean look I don't know which what are the full Spade of animals that they that are being consumed there in Springfield but I know that geese are certainly among them and we've heard reports from a number of constituents on the ground that they have had pets abducted by some of the immigrants there we're of course looking into this stuff but look the fundamental issue here is whether they were eating geese or dog is that really what we're going to hang our hat on the problem is that this small town in Ohio has been flooded with 20,000 migrants thanks to kamla Harris wolf Tim slagel on the weekly rep when we return now we normally don't go back to things that we talked about before but this is such National import uh the question of whether Haitians are eating cats and and um again Tim uh and you know if you if you don't believe that they're eating cats you since you're you're our number one conspiracy theorist Tim foil uh then it's not happening but uh well I just pull up I just pulled up an article here a Haitian report.com do Haitians eat cats the shocking truth okay it's unfortunately many Haitians feel uncomfortable answering the question I on the other hand don't have a problem that's why I'm going to spill the beans and let you in on a little secret eating cat meat is not a daily activity or Nationwide practice rce in Haiti however some Haitians do eat cats on December 24th okay it's your Christmas cat yeah the Christmas cat they said it's without a the website's a little suspicious it's only it's only got two pages yeah of Articles that's like commus policy uh pages I guess so right so here's a slap together hastily in uh in after the event right so here's a post uh by Savannah Hernandez and it's a picture of what a purports to be a Haitian walking with a uh an entire goose and I believe he's in the crosswalk uh so you know commending him for obeying the traffic laws but um she writes still can't get over this Haitian dude walking around with an entire Goose like it's freshly prepared of of Chick-fil-A bag of Chick-fil-A we are so cooked she says now uh Chris just told me during the break that this uh was actually taken by a liberal photographer and what he's taking it off the internet at this point um it's also I think it's like from 2019 oh really okay yeah and personally I don't mind Haitians killing geese right sure I'm a golfer they're The Scourge yeah why are they why are they a protected species I mean that's the most that's the most ridiculous thing it's an example of how legislation does not go away long after the problem solved I mean there was a there was a point when they're rare now they're they're they're uh should be cooked well done oh yeah that's right um so anyway as far as that picture goes and then I believe Chris told me that that was actually T it's not that's not Springfield Ohio uh that's uh Columbus Ohio it looks like a a an okay neighborhood Megan McCardle who is um a liberal I I kind of like she wrote this book called uh the upside of down which is about counterintuitive solutions to some problems including like the San Diego Judicial System had an experiment this few years ago I don't know how it worked out where the uh drug offenders were punished quickly but and um and and not severely but they were monitored like every few days or week as opposed to the one big giant gesture of a of a penalty because what what people what these you know delinquents need is is like a surrogate father surrogate par parent and a lot of times in these households uh you know you got a mother who's working a single mother and she just lays down the law and severe severely and it and doesn't work now I've just gone into an aside just to say that I like Megan mcardle's work but her tweet o over this Savannah Hernandez tweet uh uh deriding the Haitians for cooking our Goose um the Megan mcardell says this is what meat looks like in its natural state it's just that some immigrant in a slaughterhouse plucked and gutted yours so you don't have to think about what the animal looked like before you ate it now Megan I like your work but I'm got to think that you don't live in a neighborhood like the one that's depicted here uh which is not necessarily A affluent uh so you know it's it's a little bit of nimbyism I think on her part but uh what say you Tim well we have a we have a circus here in town that we did that would come and they would set up in a park here in town every year and uh I'd love to go to well see the circus setting up and we also it's they set up right by a pond where there's geese and I remember walking like behind the trailers and there was a whole pile of goose feathers Circus Circus people circus people would take care of the geese every fall so that was a I thought it was a good thing yeah sure it's part of the ecosystem uh you know you don't kill the spider in your doorway because otherwise the horse flies or house flies are are going to come in and you don't get rid of the uh you don't get rid of the cars because they you know I totally get that I really don't see uh pets you know I don't I don't want I don't want my pet eaten by by coyotes or an immigrant a coyote brought in so right no I got all right here is you know sometimes I write these things down uh oh well okay this is Daily Mail I'm a duck rescuer in Ohio since the Springfield migrants eating pets rumor started my phone's been ringing off the hook okay that's from The Daily Mail but um here's another Megan McCardell tweet I don't know it's all Megan all the time in this uh block of the show but I don't even remember I sent it to Chris and I don't even remember what it was about so let's just take a look at it and see uh uh how we can comment on it if Chris's can uh can conjure it up right now otherwise we'll just go back to talking about cats um but Christy have that or no apparently not we can take this Gap out in post can't we okay um we'll move on then uh it wasn't as awkward a moment as anything that Trump Trump experienced a couple of days ago in front of 70 million people so I'm fine with it so did you see the um okay here it is oh Megan Mardo oh oh yeah this was about Friday Night Lights and she said did you ever watch that show Friday night I never I I never did were you a fan oh you know we just watched it a couple of years ago I mean when and this is years after it was on I mean it had first of all it had football and it LO and the action the football action even though it was all staged look genuine Plus Beautiful 25-year-old women playing High School seniors and you you can't you can't ask for more than that oh sure and and that's how realistic uh that show was but anyway she says when Friday Night Lights was on someone on a slate Roundtable pointed out that it was a bit of a liberal fantasy about what a Texas small town ought to be like and basically what she's saying in this tweet is you know the liberal fantasy is that um is that uh you're you're going to have uh liberal people in the in these kind of towns and you might have doctors and lawyers and teachers who who are liberal but basically the the locals are still going to vote Republican and that's uh and that's uh you know probably what we're hoping is going to happen uh you know I I wonder where I wonder where these these high schools are that are always depicted in in television they're all every every girl in them looks like a cheerleader and oh they're fantastic and the nerdy girls the nerdy girls are just cheerleaders with glasses no hi hey I loved I loved Friday Night Lights it it was it was it was terrific speaking of uh schools and let's get back to reality there is a statistic about the Chicago Public Schools I mean it's it's it would be embarrassing if you didn't already expect it from Chicago Public Schools 43% of Chicago Public School teachers were chronically absent from work last year and as this Jeff or tweets then they're asking for a 9% raise that is the that is a definition of hutzpah even worse than the uh kid the uh who killed his parents and then uh stood in front of the court and beg for mercy because he was an orphan uh here's 43% chronically absent I mean that's probably almost as much as uh as the students ditch school I mean you've got one school I is it is it Douglas school I went on the west side where it used to house like 400 students and now it's down to 30 with about one teacher for each student I may be exaggerating a little bit but then I could The Rao taking off that's the that's the ratio they always uh aspired to wasn't it one to one I mean it's like private tutoring it's home it's homeschooling only in a school that's that's should be their new slogan but I can understand why they're taking their all that time off I mean they're they're Superfluous you don't you don't need hey it's your turn I'll work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays you come in in Tuesdays and Thursdays for our well how much how much uh uh chronically absent does that mean that they're they're taking more than their allotted sick days and oh never mind that they get you know a couple of months off and yeah they've got all summer off they got two weeks at Christmas they got they celebrate hian Cat Day on December 24th so they got it all um all right let's quickly turn to Trump Tower you know Trump Tower was cited by a judge uh for killing a lot of fish apparently Trump Tower in Chicago uh this is a Sun Times tweet uh Trump Tower is a public nuisance that threatens the Chicago River with its cooling water intake system that illegally sucked in and killed thousands of fish over a number of years the judge ruled this week now the sometimes should be open about this and fully disclose that Trump Tower as you know is built on the site where the Chicago Sun Times used to be where they usually they used to have a print issues of the paper that were big enough to actually wrap one of the fish that the Trump Tower and the tower took in this Asian carp um now is that somebody told me that i' I've probably eaten Asian carp uh masquerading as Gila fish on on Passover but is that an edible fish Asian carp do you know or I don't I I know they tried to make it edible because it was uh uh it was it was a it was a danger I mean they've been trying to keep it out of the Great Lakes um okay and there's there's been concern that it's going to go up the uh Chicago River into Lake Michigan and from there the Great Lakes are it's a very invasive species it's very agressive basically Trump as usual inviting a public service Bru will Tim slel on the weekly [Applause] R Stonehouse pressure a block it's scooped up by the Bears back the other Wayan Owens Tim slel on the weekly rep now Tim you you didn't watch the Bear game you don't do you know what happened do you care well I went through the show notes and apparently they won okay look that that would be enough for KL Harris to go on for a debate question just go into your law cabin story fine I was raised in a middle class family south of Detroit in an industrial neighborhood where most people worked at the Chrysler engine plant I mean if David Mur had any testicles he would have said hey we didn't ask you that question honey that was our first question out of the box I I I actually there there are several gentlemen in Province Town who who can uh uh assure you that that David M has testicles so okay let's move right on to football so there was so much hype going into this game about this Caleb Williams I mean even I felt it and you know he was kind of mad which isn't bad for a a rookie in his first game even the Chicago or Chicago quarterback back right right hey watch it Fred and slip there yeah um well that's what we were talking about last show so went back anyway so I hear DJ Moore who's a great receiver he's on the Sports Talk Show on Monday morning Molly and haw and they're I mean they're pretty good they're on the you know what I like to call 670 The skoros because George SC Soros is going to take over the score and make it Progressive it's already Progressive but anyway I mean they're okay they're more or less even-handed but they were trying to they talked to the guy for 20 minutes minutes and we're basically trying to avoid talking about the fact that the Bears offense was horrible and and he's a wide receiver on the offense and uh so they even went back to talking about Hard Knocks which is this show that on before the SE we we even talked about it uh a little bit I think over the last few weeks but um they they reverted back to Hard Knocks talk which is obsolete Now The Season's already begun but but um and then you know I was just wondering why do these guys even do these talk shows I know they used to get like a nominal fee to be on these and this guy Jaylen Johnson who uh you know is a terrific defender on the Bears and just signed a contract extension he I've heard him like on a Chevy commercial I mean unless he's doing a guy a favor you know who gave him a Chevy when he came to town he doesn't need it and these guys are gazillion iones they don't need to be Hawk and Chevys anymore but hey let let you know you know let one of the honey bear cheerleaders get that gig or something I it just and they're not good they're I mean you do you remember Brett faven There's Something About Mary you remember one of the most wooden performances in the history of Hollywood I mean really cardboard um I mean that's what these guys are like uh when they when they do the commercial reads but okay fine but assume you assume that there's a there's a a finite need for money I mean well sure you're right you know and it's you know what it probably is it's like this this is one of the accoutrements to uh to celebrity it's oh you know and I gotta I'm doing a commercial spot too even though it's you know it's like people used to peer on Johnny Carson to plug things you because all they got was the you know the standard couple hundred do fee so sure but they they were they were plugging stuff they would already do but um yeah it's uh you know it's it's essentially essentially you can you can have you can have the Mansion you can have you know the the cars you can have the the the wife that uh but then you know someone comes to you and goes hey do you want a boat what do I have to do well you have to talk in this microphone for about an hour okay I'll do that I'll do that for a boat yeah well here's what you know what I imagine is they come from very humble beginnings and so they're never used to they always feel like the wolf is at the door uh you know any day that they're probably going to lose it and uh and so they they they they try to pile on you know while while the getting's good I it's just interesting and I'd like to somebody to write a term paper on that for me well the smart the smart ones do the Smart Ones pile it on while the getting's good you know because they know they know their career their career is going to be uh severely limited so that that you know and the others think that the money's going to keep the checks are going to keep coming in that size forever and they well you don't you don't you don't need very many of those checks I mean really to live a great life for you you and your kids I mean some of these quarterbacks are getting like $250 million deals it's not like it used to be where they worked in the offseason well that's only that's only 125 after taxes you know you're right I mean sure uh speaking of somebody who's still trying to make a buck how about Hillary Clinton has a new book out did you see this yeah Hillary has a new book now me I'm still trying to Wade through the cliffs notes to it takes a village but uh her new book something lost something gained uh it's out just about now and uh who who reads this stuff nobody no nobody it's not even a coffee table book Ian no it's a it's a it's a way it's a way to make a little extra income well well didn't she didn't she didn't she she signed like a contract when when her and Bill left the White House she signed a contract yeah it's I think she probably they gave her they gave her like Millions right spit these books out yeah I get it but I mean why not just you know the Publishers should just say oh here here take the money goodbye I mean what what are they getting does the book does the book come with a violin right you know that when Biden went down she was volunteering to run again you know that she wanted she wanted in again absolutely yeah yeah um hey by the way so did you see this thing um where Biden put on the Trump hat for a trump supporter and it it sounds to me like it was actually Biden's finest moment in his career where it just showed it sense of humor and he put on the Trump hand I mean maybe I got it wrong but um well there's there's a couple schools of thought on why he did that number one is because he hates he hates Kamala right that's that's one that's one that's that that's very possible still a little bitter about about being shown the door uh number two is he didn't know okay which is which is very plausible because somebody said to him one once let's go Brandon and he went yeah let's go Brandon okay all right you know maybe not to all that new nomenclature uh so yeah I just yeah another question of course they didn't ask in the debate perfectly legitimate I mean it should have been asked what did you know and when did you know it about Biden you know you're the last person in the room here's the opportunity to ask the question how could you not ask that question of KLA Harrison the debate any objective somebody any journalist purporting to be even close to objective would have asked that question it's totally reasonable nowhere near nothing I think that's what Trump should have done he should have had a list of questions here's the questions that they're not going to ask you comma that everyone's everyone's wants to know yeah and one of them was when she said her and Tim Walls both have guns it's like what what kind yeah what yeah right did you fashion it out of soap as somebody said I think um yeah well well here's but another fact check you know she has been in favor of BuyBacks which is confiscation de facto confiscation um they didn't they let her get away with that too mandatory bu mandatory by not not just not just the things that the the police departments do that collect murder weapons every so unbelievable and you know it's the funny thing is is that if she actually were inching toward the Center she might be palatable to more people everybody believes she's lying nobody believes she's done you know that they're going to find as many holes as possible in any legislation which will never get passed anyway about immigration what do you think Biden was doing the last three and a half years As Trump mentioned in the last 20 seconds of the debate so you know I'm just uh ar ar oh do we have the Jim pukas s uh tweet that I sent you uh uh Chris about what kamla Harris should do uh he says that klet haris should do her own version of those lengthy perau commercials from 1992 talking about her economic policy with charts and everything give her theory of the economic case and how her ideas fit and I was just thinking uh there's there's the Tweet right there I was just thinking I don't want kamla Harris saying giant sucking sound I don't know how about you Tim I don't know I don't know it's uh that's that's her resume isn't it I guess so those are her that's that's her Log Cabin story on the oh my oh my God so all right uh real quickly here are you watching perfect couple on Netflix by any chance I I am not okay uh it's a poor man's White Lotus far as I'm concerned which maybe you didn't see either I didn't see that one either it's Nicole Kidman you know murder story on the beach rich people but there was one quick moment there at like the first episode where you know these snobs this snobbish Nicole Kidman they're talking talking down to this uh uh to this downto earth bride to be uh and she and she's being criticized by the rich snobs for not liking Tom Wolf like the bonfire the van and I'm thinking this must be a joke because Tom Wolf criticized Rich snobs like the ones that are are are are hiding behind him I maybe this is this whole thing is just a a spoof like a Revolutionary Road you may have remember that one DiCaprio uh maybe they thought maybe they thought it was uh more romance than than satire yeah something like that because like Revolutionary Road actually the book glorified Suburban life didn't Piller it but Kate Winslet and Leonardo decaprio misinterpreted the whole thing well okay it takes a village I'm going to get back to the cliffs notes Bruce wolf Tim slel on the weekly R and that's the weekly rap on radio and television follow Bruce at 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