Jason what makes you think you're the right man to lead England to World Cup glory in 2026 well it's about time someone with my level of expertise stepped up I mean have you seen the state of English football it's like watching a bloody Pub team I've got the balls and the brains to whip these Lads into shape plus I've got a secret weapon my mom's shepherd's pie trust me you don't win World Cups on quinoa salads do you think you can handle the egos in the England Squad handle them mate I've got more experience dealing with Prim aonis than an Ibiza Nightclub bouncer if anyone steps out of line they'll be benched faster than you can say Wayne Rooney's hair transplant what will you change about England's playing style first off no more bloody passing it around the back like scared little kittens we're going full on attack none of this tiky taka nonsense it's balls to the wall rock and roll football and if they can't keep up I'll find someone who can maybe I'll call up some Lads from the local pub at least they'll play with some heart and a few pints in them how do you plan to deal with the media pressure media pressure I'll tell you what pressure is try explaining to your misss why you spent all night at the pub if the Press wants a piece of me they'll get it but they better come prepared cuz I'm not holding back if I can handle Adrien Durham I can handle anything Bring It On You Muppets any last words for the England fans yeah strap in and hold tight we're going to make history and it's going to be one hell of a ride if we don't win at least we'll give everyone a bloody good laugh cheers you lovely bastards