Colin Fassnidge Brings An Australian Idol Secret Weapon To Rap Up Of The Week

this is the Fitzy and whipper with Kate Richie podcast guys this is a big one defection when there's a defection in the uh in the metor industry I tell you what everyone turns their heads because someone has decided to leave one show and go to another theyve basically jump ship I said I don't want to be involved with My Kitchen Rules anymore I'm going over to Better Homes and Gardens and you can catch him every Friday night at 7 it's the Magnificent Colin FC I me to get things right you've gone to Better Homes and Gardens and my kitchen roll I was just I just had a little talk there have I been fir no you're doing got what but what about Manu is he shattered that you've sort of gone to the better like where the grass is greener on the other side B and Gardens it's called now it's been around for a long time Fe and it's not going anywhere Australia loves Better Homes and Gardens like you're sit there now for the next de I've actually just do me and Dr Harry are planning the next 30 Years together and uh I'm actually bu another dog now that I know Dr Harry free pet insurance we go that's fantastic that's a good deal no they'll take you out of there in a box I me people people Joe's been there for I guess since the beginning the amount of what is it 27 Lois they've won 30 years Jo Jo's been there 25 years the show's been gone 30 years and I'm there 6 weeks so let's see what happens well that's what I'm going to say there's a lot of pressure on you I mean this show has been incredibly successful and well- loved what are you planning on bringing to it you painting pots or doing a little bit of tapestry making a little little house for the kids in the garden next week no do you know what I I I took the role and I was like yeah okay another another show great like cuz you got to pay bills and it'll be good then I'm walking down the street there's like Builders stopping me there's like women with prams and people at the football at us and they're like you know what people are so invested I didn't realize how invested Australia is in this show hey hey can we talk about your recent trip away with the family I love it because you know what there's as much fighting going on in the fazit family as there is with the fitgerald family as well but how did you how did you cut your KNE F what happened with your KNE right so we were at this Resort in puket it's beautiful nice and quiet my wife got us a canoe out the front of the you can take it with your daughter like have some daddy daughter of time so me and Lily Lily's the same height as me right so two giraffes in the can go off out into the sea and then I said let's have a swim just hang on to the canoe so we jump out she gets back I couldn't get back in the canoe right so I've got one leg and and and an AB hanging on like an AB cuz I got big one big AB trying to get back in the canoe so I couldn't get back in the canoe and then it's starting to drift out a bit so I said I'll push you back in so as I'm swimming back in I CAU my leg on a rock but I was like oh doesn't feel that bad and then I you know when you you have a c that wide and you can see the little WIP are fat no and then it was flapping in the water and I could so I had to walk backwards when I went back in and the blood was and my wife's like oh what have you done now like it's not that bad I'm like no this is bad and how many stitches 10 you beauty so hang on a minute I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about this there's another show which is being filmed in New Zealand we won't say the name of it but the we the concept is me and Manu in a caravan driving around New Zealand oh no who's driving and they're trying to find the smallest Caravan possible Manu F A Lot doesn't he he is one of the great Trump have you left Jane have you you left Jane are you with Manu now or what probably get more action with Manu oh that is so lame that that is so look jumps to Jane's defense oh you're laughing now oh a good one that'll be interesting I mean you've got the cut knee manu's done his knee as well you know what I love about Faz though always up for a challenge and you have failed miserably on your last two rap attempts but he said no I'm Keen to do it in fact you were knocking you were like come on please I'm so I was standing outside at 6:00 a.m. JayZ and Beyonce we're doing Bonnie and Clyde wrapping to that one [Music] today rich I love it when you on Friday don't know how much escat the buff you are hating this call you're our guest do you want us to go first or do you want to go first no you go first whip I'll kick it off all right big guy I'll bring It come on let's do this I need to hear from everybody my favorite be man he's going to get smashed oh yes Kate that's what what is that Aroma in the stew it's the smell of desperation from this rugged dude Faz you're back to be demolished again well that must be the Luck of the Irish my friend hey mate just on your Irish Roots we love an Irish joke when it suits but you know what too many jokes that you've enured so not today Faz because we've matured Faz leaves a ruler beside his bed just to see how long that he has slept he has a helicopter with an ejection seat he has window wipers on his submarine how do you confuse Faz and make it stick you put him in a room of shovels and you say take your pick why is Faz climbing that glass window pane to see what's on the other side again hypocrisy fitsy you Southern feral especially when my last name is Fitzgerald we're similar Faz we love a Guinness and when we perform it's over in minutes that were my Irish jokes that my Irish jokes worked so hard over in minutes we got FJ on the line all right here we go guys put the oven on 180 it's time to heat up up the gravy pork belly for two Colin that's right I'm Your lady melt some butter in the pan cover me in pig fat M I know that you can that doesn't even make sense I love your work you know I'm a fan but I'm upset that your wife Jane made you sleep in a caravan col have you heard about Kate's soup Club she did pee and ham last week described as a dud h on soup hang on hang on this is the worst rap you've ever done on your new show you don't really do a lot hey I'm Colin and I'm painting theart if you think about your talent it's very clear you could represent the Irish and make a Guinness disappear [Applause] yeah jez Fe you're in you're in the um oh you're in the driver's seat here this is an opportunity to take one out for yourself massively you ready to go right here we go come on F the Irish team yeah F50 trains all day to try and get fitter the biggest dead weight you carry is whipper spend all day doing ice bats spend most time in the ice to get more laugh bring her back M bring her back wber look at you and your fancy fre car you need something bigger to haul your ass what your paid Instagram posts make you look like a tosser that's why we call you the heavyweight on boxer nothing yet another year a show with no success and New Year's resolution I couldn't care less for you guys are sick of my B so guess what I've got a secret weapon TJ from Australian Idol let's go you cheat you cheat the icing on the cage excute cheat you can't bring in a professional I just did I just did TJ welcome my man y ready yeah when you're ready TJ here in call Kitchen yeah we spitting fresh heat yeah we saw on fire s got you in defeat you done the fit yeah you dropped the ball some come back to the Bay yeah these boys going to fall y some radio host stuck on Loop with your sign I'm freshing the scene and I'mma tear you down whip your R ain't slick more like West cement you're a lazy rapper might call you 50% wouldn't call you a rapper even if you paid me bro a scale but you can never break me now you entertain the city with your speech they even named the place after you I think it's called whale Beach cting calories I'm counting salaries you just lost your home and your way that's beyond [Applause] me it's team f team f team Colin what up I don't know I don't know what we're going to do here Kate you're obviously the judge you guys put in a really solid effort F and whipper and if I hadn't heard Colin then I would certainly award TJ not fast fast you can catch call on Better Homes and Gardens every Friday night at 7 p.m. and TJ Monday Wednesdays on channel 7 7 plus at 7:30 on Australian Idol as well boys thank you very much for coming in thank you TJ for the win F in whipper with Kate Richie is a Nova podcast for more great shows like this download the Nova player via the app store or Google play the Nova player