Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Review

Shalom to all the chosen Knights out there we the people that run Hollywood before I begin there's two things in particular that I got to say I just forgot one of them but the main one is anybody and let me get more comfortable anybody who goes around talking about they're against woke any of you so-called anti-woke people you know who you are the ones who [ __ ] and complain all day but you still go watch the movies you still play the video games CU you have no choice you have to cuz your audience any one of you that's going to try to use Beetle Juice Beetle Juice as if it's anti-woke this is what you get this is why it's successful because it's anti wol shut the [ __ ] up you're fooling yourself and you're trying to fool everybody else it just went over your [ __ ] heads that's all it went over your [ __ ] heads and there was another point I was going to make but it eludes me now um let me get rid of this Alice Cooper is an ugly [ __ ] let me tell you um once again and this happened and this happened once again this has happened again the [ __ ] when was it last month last month when alien Romulus came out the same thing for see this is the thing this is the thing and I'm beginning to I'm beginning to see you I'm beginning you're beginning to show your true selves you so-called anti-woke [ __ ] all it takes is enough fan garbage in it for to for you to like that's all it takes with y'all that all that's all it take it takes with y'all is if enough fan [ __ ] is in it it satisfies you and you give it a good [ __ ] review but h weird hwood ain't fooling me you can't con me and you never will from the very beginning of Beetle Juice Beetle Juice I don't know what look look look look look look look Danny Elfman you taking advantage of Tim Burton whatever the [ __ ] I don't know if y'all seen Tim Burton lately I I don't know I don't know what he got but he's down with something I don't know what it is but it ain't the same Tim Berton that we remember the energetic what's up Pathfinder x no no that Tim Burton's gone I don't know what's wrong with Tim Burton lately just go and see a recent interview of his and you can tell that there's some off there's something wrong there something off but that should not give Danny Elfman the the um the right to take advantage of whatever the hell is wrong with Tim Burton and pass off this score this is horrible no line no lie no lie one of the few things I like look at let me tell you something I like the original Beetle Juice movie but I liked its score even more the movie was okay but the score was really good and I don't know how Tim Burton it must be because he's not all there anymore that he could accept this abomination of Danny elfman's unbe I mean no lie I'm the movie starts for some reason it plays some some disco music at the beginning okay haha funny funny um and then the actual you know Beetlejuice theme starts but it has all types of no lie I'm like what the [ __ ] when the [ __ ] why did he insert African tribal sounds and groans into [ __ ] beatle juice what the [ __ ] oh but you so-called fans you like this [ __ ] you you love it you're just happy just give us more of the same [ __ ] that we want and then you complain about it here's the [ __ ] the same thing that happened with alien ramulus oh it's great and then and you know and then they start realizing well why are they having this character say that why are they repeating this line or why are they doing sort of the same thing that they did in the other movies and then they start bitching and complain the same [ __ ] is going on in beetle juu beetle juu every time they tried to reuse a joke from the original movie I couldn't stop my eyes from rolling back yes Pathfinder I'm sorry I didn't I wasn't reading what you said yeah let me see if I can do this here the problem is Pathfinder is they have these [ __ ] emojis right next to your name wait a minute hold on can review and remove chat mess and hide and put users in timeout uh there you go Pathfinder if you accept it there you go Pathfinder if you accepted I just made you you can disable emojis click on the options button and reactions option well and the options button where's the option button all right hold on okay thank you I didn't know I could do that thank you you are now a moderator so that goes out to all the trolls out there when Pathfinder is able to make it to one of my live streams he's going to be moderating so get ready pedophile file get get ready Fano get ready milky tits or any of the other enemies of mine that don't have the coones to show their true selves anyway let me let me try to be a little positive because just like I had some positive things to say about the rings of power I got a few positive things I can say about beetle juu beetle juu Jenna Ortega probably the probably the only person that I could actually root for in the movie she wasn't annoying you know you kind of felt for her you know what I'm saying the only character in the whole goddamn movie that you can take kind of sort of seriously and I know it's a comedy but anyway the she's one of the best things in the movie um I I'll go over Michael Keon real quick Michael Keaton you know is doing sort of the same stick he did in the original movie we all know what more or less oh and and if you're waiting for if you think beu juice um is the is the um if you're waiting for more Beetle Juice you're G to get disappointed because he doesn't come in he doesn't even come into the movie till after a half hour yeah they show him sprinkled about but he doesn't actually interact with anybody else and here's another thing I have to say when the [ __ ] did Tim Burton decide he has to have so many goddamn characters in his [ __ ] movies and the problem is this at least the car the the the the characters in The First speedle juice movie whether it was um what's his name H who's this hold on it must be my Jewish lawyer hello for we sorry about that y'all but I forgot to turn off the phone and I had to take that call it was my Jewish lawyer what was I saying I was talking about oh so so again here's the difference and what's the name Pathfinder if you know who it is what's the name of the goddamn talk show host that's in the first Beetle Juice movie I forgot I know um the singer is in it I'm GNA have to bring this up because let me see you got Michael Keaton Gina Davis of course Winona Ryder Alec Baldwin Jeffrey Jones Katherine O'Hara Sylvia Sydney uh Glenn Shad dick Cavit there you go dick Cav who else we got here who else who else we got here uh Robert goule [Music] um I don't know if this lady was in the in the first movie but okay more or less that's the cast of the first Beetle Juice people who have Charisma interesting people interesting people you know but you just don't fill a cast to fill you just don't put a bunch of characters you hit the the differences Beetle Juice Beetle Juice none of them are charismatic none of them are are interesting for some reason he sticks his girlfriend wife whatever she is now Monica Bucci into this movie and all she all she's doing is walking around sucking people's souls for abs you know what you know that's all she does until she finally until at the very end of the movie She confronts Beetle juu oh my God the end of the movie dick Kavin thank you ex uh Pathfinder X I was dreading them redoing the scene where they're mouthing words to a song it and then it did they did it they did it at the end of the movie Just when I thought they didn't GNA do it they did it again rehashing the same old joke but this time the song sucks and it's so awkward and you can you know you can tell that the actors and actresses were probably thinking to themselves while they were doing it that this is stupid and it and you know what that's perfect the perfect perfect the perfect thing that I can describe this movie this movie is stupid and it's made for stupid people sorry if you get offended but this is made for stupid [ __ ] it really is it's made for stupid [ __ ] I mean ideas oh here's one more positive thing I enjoyed watching the uh the grandfather who was played by Jeffrey what was his name again uh Jeffrey Co oh Jeffrey Jones character I enjoyed the uh animated I don't know if it was CGI I don't know it was clation but I enjoyed that part that was pretty good except I much would have rather seen what happened to the Gina Davis and uh what's his name again I forget this asshole's name Alec Baldwin I I would have I would have much rathered SE seen them depicted that way and what happened to them you know but they just you know oh no they just moved on at one point there's a plot twist where the love interest of um Jenna Ortega and again I say it all the time if you don't want to hear spoilers get the [ __ ] off the channel my belief my motto is if I if the movie's good it'll still be good even if it's spoiled for you so even if you know the spoilers if the movie's really good it shouldn't affect it um so at one point General Ortega's love Ortega's love interest um uh uh his parents for some reason when she goes to his house the parents are uh you can't really you can't see their faces so I said to myself wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute I know the dad can't be uh Baldwin CUA he's busy in jail or whatever you know with his uh legal troubles for shooting that poor woman how dare you by accident um so I said to myself wait a minute maybe that's Johnny Depp that's what people are saying that the third one's going to be Beetle Juice Beetle Juice Beetlejuice um so yeah a lot of people are saying that P finder um now I don't know if I'm right does anyone we got well everybody left but let me see oh you know what it is people can't accept the truth that this movie is bad this is a [ __ ] bad movie man okay let's see they might not even I know okay Danny DeVito is in it in case y'all didn't know sorry if I ruined that for you he has a small part at the beginning but I want to see who played the dad and the mom cuz I think the Father the father in the movie and I'm not talking about the priest the priest is played by the dude from uh the dude that Bane kills in uh in the Dark Knight Rises um I'm looking for who played the the the uh Jenna Ortega's boyfriend's father and mother okay let me see Butterfield that's the mother Clive funeral Jane the it looks like wait a minute wait a minute Jeremy oh boy anyway I thought that the father was probably was going to be um was gonna be Johnny Depp so it kind of did look like Johnny Depp in a quick maybe it was a quick Cameo I don't know if it's true but um that's what I thought and I thought that the mother was going to be Gina Davis but apparently who I see I don't know if that was their last name no that can't be her Butterfield was the uh the the realtor the the realtor lady see I might be right I just might be right it might I just might be right that it was Johnny Depp and Gina Davis playing the the parents of Jeremy the the boyfriend oh man I can go on and on and on about you see and here's the thing I get it I get why you like this if I was stupid okay I would probably like this too if I wasn't a connoisseur of film you see you got people that that that that um just you know for them film and movies are just throwa away distractions you watch it h you know haha and then you know you move on and then you got connoisseurs a film like myself like Pathfinder X we ask for more if you're going to do a Beetle Juice sequel don't just rehash the [ __ ] you did before the same visuals oh and one more thing before I forget I watched the movie at two times speed I suggest if you do if you do the for you for those of you like me who have exclusive contacts when you when you watch the film watch it at two time speed if you really want to get over it quick please watch it at two time speed um I would have preferred instead of Monica Bucci I would have preferred if uh Eva Green was in the movie instead you know would have been way better than Monica baluchi um who else is in this movie that I can talk oh William def a complete waste uh having William bu buffo duo in this movie a complete waste complete waste I said uh Johnny again Danny DeVito is in there um the love interest of wona ryer is in there didn't like the guy didn't like him you know I don't care for the dude I don't know who the guy is um who else oh Katherine O'Hara everybody's making a big deal oh Katherine O'Hara is great oh you know why do you know why Katherine O'Hara is great because she hasn't done anything in years of any substance she was probably waiting to get her hands to get a part that she can go batshit in and I agree yeah she's really good in the picture she's fun but there you go that's the reason who else is in the rest of these people I don't know who they are oh uh uh Jor tga's biological father he's dead not the actor but the character he plays um he's a one of the ghosts yeah oh and the beetle juu baby I like the Beetlejuice baby matter of fact I wish the Beetle Juice baby was in the picture more but whatever look just like alien ramulus last month yes she is I'm talking to Pathfinder Jenna Ortega is great as always I have not yet seen anything this uh girl or young woman has done that I haven't liked I like the Wednesday show the two Scream movies that she's in this her part in the First x movie you know if this is all it takes just like alien Romulus last month all it did to satisfy the majority of the fans was to remind them of the other films that they do like if this is what it is now about and from the indications of the box office success of Beetle Juice Beetle Juice this is going to be a trend that's going to go full force now you're going to see major Hollywood films all the dead franchise Terminator star Star Wars you're going to start seeing a lot of fan satisfy the fans satisfy the fans satisfy the F that's all you're gonna see now get ready it's gonna be a a a a fan film explosion Nostalgia explosion if that's all it takes to satisfy you bastards like I said about alien ramulus knock yourselves out Knock yourselves out but don't expect connoisseurs like me to accept this [ __ ] ain't GNA happen I want originality I want something new trying to disguise it with Nostalgia what they call these things now Legacy films that's it that's all I want to say Pathfinder you got any questions for me before I wrap it up oh wait a minute I got this too just got this recently I'm also a Cano oh Cano I'm also a connoisseur of ancient artifacts rare Antiquities I waited a while to get this guy found them cheap the brain Gremlin peace Tony Randall well doesn't look like Pathfinder has any questions neither do the other two people here you know that one of the other two people watching is probably the perv troll homo stalker that's been bothering me lately you know you know it's him let's see do you have coones to say something to chat something [ __ ] no okay then y'all till next time peace Pathfinder you are now a moderator oh wait a minute Pathfinder says I remember you said your personal relevant alien Trilogy is Prometheus alien and Covenant I'm guessing you won't include Romulus Romulus oh well actually it's this order it's in you know chronological it's actually Prometheus Covenant and alien but I like to call it prome alien Prometheus alien Covenant and then I like to call uh nostr Alien Nostromo that's how I call them that's how I call them um uh Alien Prometheus alien Covenant and alien Nostromo but as far as ramulus is concerned okay enough of the people that I hate dislike it for the same reasons that they wanted it to be that way they were asking for Nostalgia and then they turn around like the Hypocrites they are flip-flop and complain about all the Nostalgia you say so I got alien ROM like like I I'm happy that it comes before James [ __ ] Cameron's aliens I think it's I think that's why they did what they did was to annoy Cameron because apparently supposedly there's a feud between Cameron and and and um and Scott about things that Cameron did in his picture that actually kind of [ __ ] up what Ridley Scott was trying to do with the franchise but I'm saying what I'm saying about Beetlejuice Beetlejuice I'm saying about alien Romulus the same thing I said about alien Romulus I neither hate it nor do I support it and will I pick it up maybe maybe you know the price is right maybe I'll pick it up you know I'm I'm just happy that they didn't erase the things that up to this point Ridley Scott has done at least they kept it still in Alien Romulus and I have to respect that would I have rather had um it be an official sequel to to to a covenant yes would I rather have seen Ridley Scott direct alien Romulus yes you know but it's sort of like this Pathfinder there's a movie that came out in 2017 an alien clone movie called life if you didn't see it check it out the the you know there's only one bad thing about it is that Ryan Reynolds is in it but he gets killed so I accept it but I consider life also okay uh uh uh part not canon of course but I I consider it a a lost stepchild or as they say a um what's that word spiritual successor to alien so um yes and that's why I have them all together I have the alien I got my Ridley Trilogy I got life next to it Cameron's aliens I have it but I didn't get it on 4K I refused to get it on 4K way before anybody criticized it for being a a bad transfer I decided I wasn't going to get it but I do have it on Blu-ray I do have it on Blu-ray and that's it that's all I got to say about that peace Pathfinder thank you for being a moderator till next time peace