Maybe do it like
the Robbie Williams documentary. I could just be in my pants. -We'll just do it regular.
-[baby crying] [upbeat music playing] [Jack] I genuinely think I might be
one of the most inadequate people you could possibly imagine
to become a dad. How am I gonna do it? I'm just quite scared. I don't feel prepared yet
because… I dunno, I'm a bit of a… Idiot. I was gonna say dreamer. [music continues] -[Michael] Just a suggestion.
-[woman] Jack, come be useful. Don't get down
at the business end of things. -[Jack sighs]
-[Michael] Your mother had-- I don't wanna hear about the business end
when my mother was giving birth to me. [music continues] [Jack] I've been wearing it to understand
what it's like to be pregnant. -What have you come as?
-[groans] This is also the body I plan to have
once I become a dad. [dog whimpers] [pained yell] Gives you what would feel like a contraction. -[yelping]
-Breathe, breathe, breathe! [music continues] I cast away my immaturity. -[car beeps]
-Aah! Unbelievable. [Jack] What technological advancements
could help me become a better parent? -[giggling]
-She reminds me a bit of my wife. [snickers] Michael! [revelatory music playing] I'm gonna emerge from this experience
as a new man. [snickers] -Oh! Daddy! Please help me!
-[camera shutter clicks] Hillary! Get a towel! -I feel like a sausage in a skin here.
-[chuckles] Michael! Come back! RIP Jack the lad. [chortles] Long live Jack the dad. [music fades out]