-Man United win the FA Cup!
-Glory glory Man Utd! -Glory glory Man Utd! -Glory glory Man Utd! We beat the cheats 2-1!
-COME ON! -We didn’t let a goal in
in the first minute YES!
-For once it wasn’t our  defence and goalie who were poo
-YES! -Mainoo bossed the whole midfield
-Bruno’s pass was lit -And the reds went marching on on on !
-Glory glory Man Utd! -Glory glory Man Utd!
-Glory glory Man Utd! -We beat the cheats 2-1!
-COME ON! -We silenced Erling Haaland
-He’s a feckin spoiled brat! -we silenced KDB
-You didn’t sile- -Kevin look at that!
-Oh… -And we silenced Foden
The boyband reject prat! And the rev comes pouring in in in !
-Glory glory Man Utd! -Glory glory Man Utd! Arriba!
-Glory glory Plymouth Argyle! -We beat the cheats 2-1!
-COME ON! -Manchester is Red
And always will be red! -Manchester is Red!
You big Southern idiot! -The Europa Conference WHAT?!!!
-We’re not in Europe? -Oh, we’re dead…
-But the reds go marching on on on! -Glory glory Man Utd!
-Glory glory Man Utd! -WOOF!
-Glory - how you say - Utd! -We beat the cheats 2-1!
-COME ON! -We beat Football’s Lance-Armstrong! COME ON!
ETH exited -BREAKING NEWS!
TEN HAG HASGONE! -Come on…
-HA!