nuzzles your uwu, in a very demure way 【歌美鳴クララ / Phase Connect】

Four 3 2 1 it's show fantastic light camera action is this get ready to be [Music] thunder let's have a fantastic day watch me are you ready four three two one it's show fantastic light camera is this get ready to be [Music] thunder let's have a fantastic day watch me are you ready four three two one it's show fantas light camera action is this thing on get ready to be [Music] [Music] thunder let's have a fantastic day watch me are you ready 4 3 2 1 it's show fantastic light camera AC is this thing on get ready to be thunder [Music] all people to thek [Music] [Music] oh hi Mark fun to see you here today I don't know why mebe Studio doesn't work and I'm very upset about it so I decided we're doing a seance okay I might have decided we were doing a seance before it stopped working but like only by a few minutes I what's happening suddenly it doesn't want to [Music] work thank you a bre excuse me but it's 4 minutes past ooh nuzzling time look I don't know what's happening today why doesn't it work ma'am get the L coyote you oh God what is she cooking now [Laughter] man you never failed to amaze me you know me [Music] too I'm hungry I didn't eat today I don't have food in my house I have to go shopping but I don't want to why does this work I don't understand all of a sudden it just doesn't take it as a webcam and I don't know why it does not accept to a prop I know I don't have any tofu man I'm going to have tofu withdraws [Music] a activate virtual webcam yes why no why [Music] no I I can get a I see the problem it's time to go back to Jesus Camp what I went there for so many years and I had a great time won't you take me to Christian Camp won't you take me to Christian Camp unplug and replug I can't I can't unplug a program maybe if I close it though I didn't actually try to close it try like OBS just says no I don't know why nope nothing why why OBS why why don't you accept it don't understand [Music] I did try restarting OBS though I did I did try that one yeah yeah I don't know why what if I try again vtu to YouTube Studio oh wait what why is it working now oh wait but it's not wait how do you do that again wait a second 1920 oh my God yeah why is it working now what is the video format supposed to be oh that's so weird what I had to make a new source and I don't know why but this is way to wait a second it's going to happen there we go SS okay wait now I have to get ready I was I'm ready for all this what the heck man I don't know why the first one doesn't work I didn't do anything to it I didn't even touch it oh well it's me Captain squish fa can we talk to caa's ghost during the S No No in fact right screenshots hold up a second do all of why do these have a background whatever it doesn't have a [Music] backgound bye Felicia [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] see I don't know I felt like I felt like we needed a cauldron today do you think we needed a cauldron today I feel like we did I feel like this needs to be more here though okay I feel better about this now [Music] who else can I feed this cauldron how about this Irish lady I'm not going to ask how the last stream happened but I will ask how the candles are scented like a sulfur Apple vanilla mix I love sulfur I love rotten eggs I wish I could eat them so I could smell like them and then have them with me all the time oh got you got more blood for the blood God more blood I require sacrifices [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] CL is too cute it should be capital offense no doesn't that mean the death penalty [Music] do I don't need a s to be possessed by your smile [Music] wow super do up a super do up a super [Music] it needed to [Music] happen I needed to happen Okay super a super W hot CLA why you I am hot Clara what the how [Music] dare the hell is this super up super [Music] I don't know we've already got Deadpool Wolverine the Minecraft tree Irish Clara UAP Comin Clara cat [Music] CLA is that it no you know what we'll throw an ukulele in there just for good measure see you on side [Music] can't believe you sacrificed sexy clar I am sexy Clearo the alerts are above me I got to fix that I think I fixed that I mean they're below me did I say above I didn't sleep a lot I haven't been sleeping a lot recently I've been working okay I've been working that hard I'm working late cuz I'm AA and I look so cute when I'm doing my work i' got some humor I don't know if it's good but I working [Music] late tastes pretty good for now could maybe add a you something a little spicy maybe might be nice sacrifice Loki I would [Music] never I would [Music] never how I how about this cardboard box nice I couldn't I what if I ate Loki like cannibalism is it cannibalism if he's a god hey he's not a human what makes him a god God also or are they not are they only Gods according to humans are they not really gods or like like humans consider them Gods but they're like it'd be like if ants call us Gods is it like that kind of situation I think so right yeah they're aliens oh my God I'm in love with [Music] alien I saw Ed Sheran on Tik Tok today and he gave me the finger it was that song it was the I will be loving you till we're 70 I I always thought that song said 17 and I always thought it was kind of strange but I thought it was maybe like about I don't know I thought it was like like a I never heard the whole song so I thought it was like maybe like a like a like a high school situation like he was writing it from the POV of like when he was in high school and then like he thought he was going to love someone forever I thought that song was about that you know I will love with you till we're 70 anyway and then and then he flips you off and then the caption is when you turn [Music] 71 oops noise you went too far Clara no I didn't we have not even gone as far as I'm willing to go yet can't believe you sacrific sexy clar I am the sexy CRA what do I feel like I already read this one why were they out of order what's happening did I just miss that other one I'm crazy my brain no worky so the switch has flipped from horny to Delirious what I have never been either of those things a day in my life and I kind of wish I was at the same time cuz then I could have delusions about being with Loki and then also be really oh mind throw me in the pot so I can be done with life what the heck man this isn't a sour slide ritual where am I oh my God I'm lost with all those all of those claras in there you really could call this a hot pot yeah don't gamble on there on the Clara Jungle Juice what is a jungle juice this is a perfectly normal City juice what's the difference a bunch of liquor mixed together why is it called Jungle Juice like a jungle gy Clara are you an angel and yet the most cursed human being sometimes I am a biblically accurate angel thank you I need wait how do I don't worry about it oh look good okay wait scratch that for a second what no okay wait wait a second okay okay okay oh T I am a beautiful angel come to bless you on this blessed day maybe now I've always been got doding coffee a for some reason when you sang That Tune I went grave Robin wait I sang I going to be honest I have a shorter than usual memory today it kind of feels like I'm falling backwards perpetually I don't know why like I'm afraid I'm going to fall back in my chair even though that's never happened before I feel like it's going to happen what's wrong with me I can still hear the voice of the UAP on the Wind no you can't what is vertigo I've heard this word before vertigo causes a person to feel like the world around them is moving even when they're not including benign paros ismal positional vertigal manier disease viral and bacterial lab laberintitis labyrinthitis is that when David Boe specifically in Labyrinth comes to visit you neurological conditions I probably got that one other symptoms nausea and vomiting no dizziness a little bit hearing loss no loss of balance unsure ringing in the ears no headaches not right now motion sickness I don't think so a feeling of fullness in your ear what does that what does it feel like for your ear to be full nagus a condition that causes your eye to move rapidly and uncontrollably oh my God I hope I don't have that oh my god oh to ease vertigo lying still in a quiet dark room moving your head carefully and slowly sitting down straight turning on the lights if you get up at night what using a walking stick oh my God I'm going to have a sexy can oh got time get the B surprise Magic Mike's mles aren't tossed in yet that would make it a bad potion bad drink cof quaa by the way where is your red nose I'm not quaa just because I want to be wrapped in a beautiful little blanket doesn't mean I'm qu okay technology is so amazing I've had a cauldron before but this is my first video cauldron wait [Music] what if I got on the floor wait how would one do this if I get up and I move the chair see you're going to have to wait a second I'm going to leave my wings here okay don't be confused okay wait how does one late got too many cords wait and then and then how can I wait I know wait a second I have I have where would that be guys don't worry we're getting ready we're going to have a great time if I can figure this out you know what maybe I give up on no I don't we're we're going to do this if I can figure out what I'm trying to do okay okay okay oh my God there's so many there's so much stuff I know you have no idea what I'm talking about but you will in a second okay it'll all come to be understood hopefully okay okay what's the difference between oh okay okay okay how do I get this cauldron out of the way I don't need it [Music] anymore I don't need it wonderful now where's the top of this oh oh the difference okay oh no no okay okay and then and then I don't know how I'm going to figure this part out um this is going to be the harder part how do I [Music] way if I can move this that's going to be annoying actually is it that annoying Maybe not maybe yes what if I just oh God okay I don't know what I'm doing with you yet oh I've got you on my hands I'm Wiggly jiggling okay wait what if I bring it down like that I know you can't see me don't worry put use the use the keyboard so the phone doesn't fall off [Music] don't mind me I'm picking you up too hello can you hear me so close in your ear holes can you see me am I moving now wait how about now I can't read the comments from here I'm on the floor oh God the light in my eyes wait okay wait my iPad charged maybe I can read comments wait don't worry guys I got this um we're at 4% battery it's looking good working L cuz I'm a s I don't know if I can log in on my iPad though I can't add an account but I don't know my password no I don't know my password hello police I don't know my password wait I can find it maybe I'm working late cuz I'm a single and I look so [Music] cute oh I still had Garage Band open okay wait what is my email address why can't I type no that's not the account that I want to log in at no okay yes don't worry guys figuring this out I am not God are we are we figuring this out I feel like I'm making things worse I am on the ground now though which is kind of nice okay what if everything's going terribly wrong I don't even know okay wait I did I signed in I think did I where's the account where oh there it is wait I was already signed in I'm just stupid okay wait and then I can go where's my stream where's there we are yeah oh my God okay it's not really working why does it look like I'm sleep wait it's kind of working okay yeah oh my God guys on the [Laughter] floor the thing is if I turn off the light I just realized that if I turn off the light then um what's it called then the shut up also shut up if I turn off the light then then then the the tracking is going to stop working that's not good that's not good at all I can't see stream elements either from here I can only see you stuffs sacrifice Luigi to a tone for what you did to our dear uip I will not Luigi doesn't deserve such a fate all of these claras will be lost in the pot like tears in the rain I'm going to consume the master that's the whole point don't worry about it some kind of horrible what is happening oh my God some kind of horrible creature mayy born from that cauldron we know not what terrible machinations you are mixing in that yes you do you saw what I was putting in you know what's happening that's right quaa escaped The Purge she lives no she doesn't no is it now the time for a bed wrest what what is bed wrestling do not just slaves why are you the way that you are I wish I knew actually I think I do know maybe but I'm not going to get into it I know the zombie a breaking wait no it's not a r Beast I'm just dumb thank you so what do you have planned for feet at 100K why would you ask me what I have planned and then assume that I have feet there's no feet at 100K man it's not happening you can pray and wish all that you want not going to happen Okay sickos sickos freaks is it working now my phone is upside down because it's hanging off the desk looking down at me so so unsure if this is that's going to work but professa qua now qua forever no there is no quaa I'm not giving you feed it's not even worth it weird this feels kind of nice I miss being on the floor I used to I used to take off all my sheets on my bed and then I put them all on the floor and I'd sleep there and my mom would come in she'd be like what the hell are you doing you have a perfectly good bed and I'd be like yeah but this is better sometimes get it cuz it's a bed it's better than the bed my eyes maybe this is what happens when I don't get my tofu I have vitamins though I forgot to drink my vitamin juice cuz I usually I have like a like a a ritual okay in the morning I put my rice in the microwave and then I I get out my vitamin juice and I start sucking on it and then I get I Get My Tofu out and then I put it in a little plate and then and then I while I'm waiting cuz the microwave is still going at this point so I get I get my little cup and then I put my sauce in it and I mix my sauce and then and then I put I mix I I I take out the rice and then I put in the tofu in the microwave and then I microwave that and then and then um where was I what was happening uh yeah and then I put the rice on top of the cup cuz I don't have three hands okay I have two so I have to make it work so I put the rice on the cup and then and then I wait for the tofu sometimes I'll sing sometimes I'll sing AC capella sometimes I'll put the I'll put YouTube on and then I'll go into and I'll I'll start I'll start you know getting down and then and then and then I take out the rice and then I go out in the night and then I bring it to my computer it be nice if we were older and we didn't have to wait so long wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning tofu has brine shut up I want to hear it what are you doing feet is a is a phase tradition passed down through generations it's pip precedent isn't Pippa the only one who showed her feet for 100k isn't she the only person that has done this how can you say it's like a ritual if it's only been one person that doesn't make any sense oh Leah Leah showed her mom's feet that doesn't count Roney Rudy would have showed her feet with I don't think she's at 100K you said feed at 100k pko to she did it for 100k yall said feet at 100K is a freaking tradition man I don't think it is show my dad's feet does my dad have nice feet I don't even know I don't know if my dad would do that for free I feel like he'd do it if there was enough monetary in you know you know yeah but there's quite a few who have reached 100K and out of them I think only one of them showed feet for 100k did Leah show it just off the bat or should she show it for 100k this is a very important distinction between a choice and and a moral obligation at 100K I'm not going to do it would you guys really rather over the surprise that I have been slaving over for hours and hours and hours at this point it's been a long time we're getting very close though I was I was working very hard last night we're very close would you rather over that would you really rather feet huh I got the crw you how much we talking bro don't ask me oh my God man grease again I redo grease but this time it's not all done in one freaking scene so the transitions aren't as long that's literally you know people were like why is it taking so long between scenes that's why it's like an actual theater man I had to get out all the props off the stage people out I anything in case your feet in cement that'll show them and then what if I do it in Sy silon and then I sell the Silicon mold of my feet no that's so much worse so much [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] worse someone out there is going to [Laughter] God I can't even say it it's not okay stop dreaming about my feet like that man it's not okay I am enjoying lying on the what happens if I fall asleep this is quite comfy I have my stuffy I brought my stuffy and a pillow he it's lizard man oh my God what is that song [Music] I think it's a Russian song and it was in liazid man no one no one knows what the hell the aard man is what the hell is this man you sold let's freaking go I never said anything about freaking what the hell I said nothing [ __ ] what is happening I'm not selling you my silicon feet I'd sooner sell my silicon PE for some reason I feel like that's less weird maybe I'll make what what could you make out of your body out of silicon that people wouldn't sexualize I don't think there's anything honestly I I don't like I could I could make a silicon what is it called not a print a silicon mold of my knee and someone out there would be like oh hell yeah it's my time this is it if anything I think I am proof that you you could sexualize anything you know silicon weenus wait I learned wait it it is it the is it the meus I learned what the tip of a peeee is called from Tick Tock I don't remember what it was was it a meus someone look it up is it a [Laughter] meus this is where I get my slam in from Tik [Laughter] Tok What part of Tik Tok am I on The Good the good side only the good side it is the mest see I knew it it's the meus how is that brain rod I'm getting an education for free you didn't know it was called amus now you do here on Clara's stream we do education yes it is it definitely is education what the I would make a suggestion instead of your feet but I'm not trying to get taken out back and boned to death by the rest of the OB I'm terrified I'm scared what was the [Applause] idea why is the tracking so weird when it's upside down why don't you understand that I have a face please hello hello can you hear me is that a song is there anybody out there I have a face yes it was only trained in one orientation how dare they this is called homophobia what the hell man I can't believe this thank it's me claraa you know what the idea is I do it's either ass or pity [Laughter] can I get a ra o x n [Music] oh for all the Chatters and back thank you you're welcome I hope that was good is my voice still sore kind of I think it's a mixture between I didn't rest properly last week or this week or both and then I got sick and then I did karaoke while I was sick and and I'm still not rested I tried to sleep early one day and my body said no you're going to wake up at 2: a.m. [ __ ] it literally called me a [ __ ] and I said wow that's kind of rude bu how could you say this to me you know I'm too far from my mic how's this byebye how's this for far how's this for far huh is this is this too far for you now huh am I too far I'm holding the microphone okay closer I can't open my jaw more than that I can't I can't fit the microphone in my mouth it's not even that big I'm scared I'm going to like get my jaw dislocated on the [Music] [Laughter] microphone my jaw doesn't open properly cuz I have TMJ okay I need jaw surgery oh God ow I'm not trying anymore I'm not trying anymore thank you egg what do you mean nothing is being sold I'm not selling anything I'll pay Paradise and put up a parking lot sh shop shop shop shop [Music] sh took all the trees and put them in a tree Museum and then I charge the people a dollar and a half to see them I don't it always seem to go That You Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone they pay Paradise and put up a parking I had a dream I had a dream about my lips I don't I don't remember what it was I had a dream about something about my lips I just it just came to me I had a dream about my lips being weird they were all kind of messed up I don't know what this means what does it mean I don't know oh my God I almost banned someone by accident look I'm I'm operating this with a freaking iPad wait didn't I already read that one wait a second I did okay don't try to deep throat your microphone it'll hurt yeah I tried and it did hurt I agree got backgr you're on the bed so are we floating above you Exorcist style I'm not on the bed I'm on the floor with my pillows and my stuffy and yes you are on the desk hanging off with the cord under the keyboard so that it hopefully won't fall onto my face and kill me yep oh my God I really want to low key signature I'm still not over it I'm so upset what if he's not allowed to sign as Loki do you think that's a thing like maybe because it's branded no it can't it's not branded you can side as Loki it's a Norse mythological creature maybe he's not allowed to do the signature cuz when he wrote Loki he didn't write it in the signature Loki style I've looked up Loki's signature and that's not what it looked like he literally just rode B I'm still not over this it is R free I'm very upset God someone who here works at Marvel [Laughter] so who here lives in England I I I need you to go to the theater that tomon is performing at I think it starts in September I need you to buy a ticket and then I need you to somehow tell him that he needs to come back to Japan so I can get a signature from Loki cuz I already have two signatures and they're both from him and I I don't need anymore need a s ly thank you one of us get the signature for you that's not the same I want him to look at me and then write the name and then look at me and hand it to [Laughter] me otherwise I just buy a scalped one online it's not the same man oh God can't you ask a British vtuber friend to get the signature for you shut the say it's a fetish what the what not a fetish it's like it's like if you get okay let's say you have a a picture of I don't know what's a picture of a of the what you have a picture of a pyramid right does that picture mean that much to you compared to if you actually went to the pyramid and you took your own picture of the pyramid I think that means something different actually I'm not that type of tourist I'm trying to relate to people that do that cuz I don't do that I'm the type of person where I go somewhere and I'm like why would I take a picture if I could just look at a picture online I am not a photo taking tourist I'm really not I got anything can we drive little cars over you on the floor yes but only if you do it in a nice way I feel like I might enjoy this like a little massage but I feel like there's some maybe it has to be a certain type of little car like I feel like if it's too cold it's not going to feel nice so it has to be maybe you have to like make the plastic warm first but then isn't it like a hard plastic I had a lot of little like toy cars for some reason as a child like those racing cars and some of them I remember some of them the doors opened and some of them didn't and I liked the ones that the doors opened more because they were more satisfying I didn't even put anything inside them I just liked the fact that the doors open so I like playing with those ones [Laughter] more they weren't even even Hot Wheels I don't think so they were like they were just like like little some of them were a little like I don't know how to explain them I definitely I don't think they were Hot Wheels I think Hot Wheels was more plasticky if that makes sense these were more like almost like figurines maybe they were figurines what if they were figurines that I just like had them for [Laughter] I don't know I think they were toys but they were like made of such a stronger material I don't think Hot Wheels is made of the same material Matchbox maybe I don't know I just had them and I played with them and I like the ones where the doors opened it was very nice I also had a I think it was a cat I think it was a cat and it it could get pregnant and then you could take out its babies and then there was another cat that my sister really liked and I ate it and my sister was very upset so my mom had to wait until it was time and then she had to clean it off and give it back to my sister [Music] [Laughter] not a real cat like a toy cat like what's wrong with you yeah I never ate glue I don't think the texture of glue looked very nice that and I wasn't stupid I don't why would you eat that I like Play-Doh too I don't think I ever ate Play-Doh I think I put it in my mouth because people said it tasted good and then it didn't taste good and then I just spat it out what else did I eat I atat a lot of things I don't know what other toys did I have I had poly Pockets the good kind people are like like oh my God people are Tik Tock are like wait what is that that doesn't look like poly pocket poly pocket's big and she has like elastic Limbs and I'm like what is wrong with you poly pocket as it it fits in your pocket as in she has little pocket worlds and then you put your little things in there and sometimes they have little magnets and then you can turn them and then she'll spin around and then and then it like I had this one that was like in had a big balcony it was like a theater it was it was it was yeah it was great got B A Kitty surprise was the giving birth cat toy yeah I had that thing yeah did I eat crayons no I ate the crayon paper like you know the thing that says what color it is I like paper okay paper was better okay there was an X-Men version of poly pocket what huh I like paper I kind of want to eat paper for Old Time sake it tasted good it tasted good and I always made sure because they always told you ink isn't good for you okay like pen and marker and stuff it's not good for you so I never ate paper that had like a drawing on it I only ever ate pure paper okay and it was great oh my God does anyone remember dunkaroos oh my God I want a dunkaroo so bad oh my God and I would always make sure I'd put like the smallest amount of icing that I could on the cookies to make it still tastes good and then and then at the end I would take my finger and I would scoop out all the rest of the icing and put it in my mouth and then I'd lick that thing clean I'd lick that hole lick that hole clean it was so good oh my God so good so good H oh you don't [Laughter] understand why is everyone come in here at the worst times always what is happen happening my [Music] reputation also it's very demure thank you I I was AFK but why did you eat a toy cat bro I don't know it was there and I was hungry and I was a child so I ate it why are you ask asking me this so I remember having like fake poker chips too but I don't know why I had like a poker set like there were different color chips and then it had like a round thing that they went on I don't know why we had those I love back am bro I love bamon does anyone play bamon anymore what a good game I thought to poly pocket girls and Mighty Max boys were micro playay toys from the same company what other companies got in on the boom with Ninja Turtles X-Men Etc what I only had I just had poly pocket man and they were little and Tiny and then you play with them and then you could close them up I had a really big like there was like a I say really big it's really big compared to the other poly pocket stuff it was like a house I like I can barely remember it I just remember that it was a lot bigger than the other stuff and I loved I loved Playmobile so much I had a Playmobile what is it called with what is it called with with the baby Jesus in the manger [Music] Nativity is it Nativity I thought I thought I was wrong this is a PSA to believe in yourself I had a Playmobile nativity set and I would set it up every year for Christmas it was great that was like my thing that I got to do cuz I don't think my mom trusted me with the Christmas tree so I got to do the the Jesus nativity set let's go and I had a Playmobile mansion and I and I had some furniture for it but I didn't have all the sets of furniture so some of the rooms were really empty it was almost like a real rich person house you know where they like Buy these huge ass houses and then they don't have enough stuff to put in it so it feels empty that was my Playmobile Mansion I don't understand the point of that why do rich people just like they get a bunch of money and they buy a house that they like can't use and they have like one kid why why do you need so much room what do you you can't even use it all what is the point of that is it money laundering I a the more you talk about the child you explains adult you truly a fascinating woman why investment sell for future profit okay but who in the future is buying this [ __ ] I don't get it who who wants a house that big I don't understand it's like oh it's a future investment cuz then you you sell it to someone else but why does that someone else want it I it's just it's literally just everyone is buying it for future investment so who is the future investment person who is the end goal of this future investment I feel like every single person who buys this is just doing it for personal investment I don't get it what's the point what is the point I wouldn't get it I don't get it when I get money I I think wow maybe I should buy this thing that I've wanted for 5 years but then I go wait but now that I have the money for it is it a good idea and then I never buy it and then 2 years later I'm still thinking about it and then I finally buy it that's me okay that's how I work but I don't know like a big house sounds like torture I mean I guess they have people to clean it for them it's not about that you know like you have people to clean it for you if you have that much money you know what I mean but like first of all that means you're having strangers in your house to to clean your [ __ ] and I hate the sound of that I don't want anybody touching my stuff first of all I wouldn't mind I guess having someone to clean no cuz I it would have we'd have to have a relationship of some kind okay I have to I'd have to go on a few like dates with them first okay I see here that you are applying to be my maid I would like to should take you out on a few dates first she's like wait I'm not that kind of and I'm like no you don't understand we're not going to we're this isn't a romantic thing I I need to date you before you can be my mate I need to know that we get along you're going to see the most intimate parts of my house I need to know oh God I just had a terrible flashback that I can't even tell you about Lumi knows about it [Laughter] luminos and she is the only person who will know about it I had a terrible flashback oh no I'm not spilling anything this is one thing you're doggy you're going to have to rip out of my brain when I'm dead I didn't thought to anything in you said you had Beanie Babies yeah yeah my mom did yeah she she was one of those Boomers that freaking bought into the scheme of these things are going to cost so much in the future blah blah blah and so she bought like I had like a bucket I don't know how to describe this bucket it was a literal bucket but it was like big it was like a big plastic bucket I had of Beanie Babies and I thought I was a loved child I was like look my Mommy buys me all the Beanie Babies I want no [ __ ] that was her future investment didn't work out and then she almost joined an MLM I had a birthday party once that was like it was like her friend came over and then all my friends were there and her friend was like showing us makeup and like I realized years later that she was trying to get my mom in on this L that was the my birthday party was an EP scheme bro I was just used think of all the Loki Goods you can fit in wait what am I wait where am I fitting the Loki Goods oh my house I mean no I think I'd I I would buy like a nice cozy I want like a I want like a Forest Gump house that's my dream with like the little balcony having the little balcony I don't know if it's called a balcony it's a deck having a little deck like in front of the the house why do I hate that word deck oh I hate that deck oh that's a terrible word I hate that how about The Veranda is that what it's called a veranda can I call it a veranda I hate the word dick a porch yeah okay okay yeah a porch yes I want a porch that goes like around the house like all the way I don't know why I think I saw this in a lot of media as a child and I liked it I like this porch idea yes and then uh I don't know what else I don't need like a picket fence I don't get the picket fence thing I just like the porch although a picket fence is rather cute if you see Pleasantville the house in that it doesn't have a porch but it does have a little fence I feel like you either have a porch or you have a fence you don't have both I feel like the porch with the fence is overkill you know what I mean maybe I got Mr mortify hi Clara I'm at a majang tournament and having fun the people in the hotel room listening listening to you too hello um um I heard that Mr mortified bought a lifetime supply of angel wings on for Cadia the role playing furry website please investigate thank [Laughter] you let's [Laughter] go I'm still thinking about those wings man I could be I could be a snowman on for one of these days I will play for Cy on stream I was trying to oh my God I'm so upset with myself I was like okay like I think it was like 2 days ago I was like finally going to take a break from working for a little bit and I was like I'm going to boot up Marvel Rivals guess what the beta's been over for like 4 weeks now suop [Music] God man I'm so upset I just want my ly even though it doesn't look like him cuz he doesn't they don't have the rights to his likeness they can at least make him look a little sexier I'm sorry why does he look so ugly like what was it it was um pun punko sent like the the Loki Coca-Cola can and like I saw it at Comic-Con too I didn't buy it do you know why because he looks like [ __ ] who is that why does he look like that I hate it like it doesn't have to look like him but it could still look good what are you doing why is he supposed to be Ugo Loki is not supposed to be ugly Loki is supposed to be sexy what the hell man he's like he's like a heathen you can't be a heathen and like you know I went to ComicCon yes did you not see my beautiful ComicCon uh stream I guess I I documented my Adventures from ComicCon and I even took a picture with Tom Heston and I'm very upset that he will never cosplay as Loki because that's the only reason I just want I just want to meet Loki but I still you know I I wrote a letter and I said thank you for making Loki and thank you for portraying him the way you did blah blah blah I so even in The Miz he was handsome yeah why did I pronounce it like that I don't know back what about Loki first caught your interest okay imagine it's the year 2023 November and you are me and you're on Disney plus and usually you would just search up romcom and have a field day however you've seen literally every single romcom that's worth watching on Disney plus you've seen them all even the ones that are less worth watching like that weird one with I think it was Tom Hanks and a mermaid I don't know what the hell that was about anyway and so you're on Disney plus and there's a big banner at the top and it says Loki and you're like I've heard that name before isn't it like a superhero saying I like superheroes maybe I'll try this I never saw the Avengers because I don't like group superhero movies I don't I've never seen the X-Men never seen The Avengers I don't like group okay I saw one Xmen I think and I didn't like it because it was too much going on at once I don't like so many people also yes that movie was Splash and it was weird um so yeah so then you click on it and you're just you're just watching it while playing League of Legends you know you're just doing your thing you're like not super invested you see freaking what's his face kachow man kachow and you're just like what is Owen Wilson doing in this how am I supposed to take this seriously at first I could not take it seriously at all just because Owen Wilson is such a weird person to me but I kept watching and I I started getting really interested by like maybe episode 2 or three I was like this is kind of cool I like this and then you get hooked and you can't stop watching and you're like oh my God this is such a good show and then and then by the end of season 2 you're crying in your bed you're like oh my God that was so beautiful I need more Loki and then you watch all of you Google how to watch The Avengers in order all the ones that have Loki and I don't care about anyone else so I watch all the movies that have Loki in them so I watch Thor I watch The Avengers I watch Thor two no I didn't watch Thor two cuz Thor two I think didn't have Loki in it right am I thinking of the right one I don't remember there was some movie in there that I didn't watch and I watched The Avengers 2 and I watched the the Thor RoR Rock and then I and then I didn't watch I watched the first few minutes of endgame and then I didn't care about about anymore and then and then I re-watched Loki and I was like oh my God it's beautiful and this is around the time when I got into bed and I I thought to myself Loki's not real why am I alive and then I went to bed and then and then I rewatched it again and then I did it again so I watched all the movies and the show I think three times total and then I Googled how to meet celebrities at the airport and then Google told me that Tom H was going to be at Comic Con and I was like oh that's so much easier so then I did [Laughter] that here we go Loki is so good shut your freaking face before I do things to [Laughter] [Music] it Los Angeles the US District Attorney has charged popular vtuber YouTuber virtual YouTuber Clara Kamari with multiple counts of racketeering fraud and extortion for what I did nothing I didn't do anything itivity a hey I hear Tom will be at Osaka you don't say how do I feel about female [Music] Loki I don't like the outfits that they usually have her in I'm going to be honest I don't I don't know they make her not lesbian enough I don't know how else to explain it she's not my type okay if you want to know what kind of woman I'm interested in oh my God if jod Foster played oh I want Jodie Foster I want sigy Weaver I want Jamie Lee Curtis [ __ ] oh my God J she's my recent one I Jim Curtis oh my God oh my God no not in taxi like right now God what's wrong with you if you guys are like the type of people that are like oh my God I only liked her when she was young and she's ugly now red flag because that just you what are you Leonardo DiCaprio [Music] what you're just going to only like up to a certain age and then you're going to get divorced and you're going to marry someone 20 years younger than you is that what's going to happen God man [Laughter] God people age like fine wine and y'all don't appreciate it enough okay God oh my God what if they do like uh you know like in Star Trek where they had like they had like old old old um Spock me new Spock and stuff and in what if or they had like an old spot Cameo what if they do that with Loki someday and and Tom hon is like 80 years old I will cry God you know why Asian people age well do you want to know why white people often age unfortunately and I could speak on this as a fellow mayian okay you want to know why it's because y'all don't use goddamn lotion I'm telling you lotion sunscreen taking care of your skin that's all there is to it man that's all it is okay you just got to use some lotion God it's literally because white people just like they go out in tan and it freaking that gives you wrinkles but you know what there's nothing wrong with wrinkles either you know I think a little bit of wrinkle is charming you know it's like you see you see the history but you don't want to get them way earlier than you should so you should take care of your skin it's also good because skin cancer and stuff is a thing okay yes you got to use lotion and sunscreen and probably eat properly but I wouldn't know anything about [Laughter] that but yeah and you also have to you got to get yourself a nice scrubby scrubby for the showers so you can scrubby scrubby all your dead skin cells off I have had this idea that we should have like a hygiene stream I don't know why I'm very interested in hygiene recently you know cuz here's the thing there's a lot of people that don't use anything to scrub a scrubba you got to scrub a scrubba and it's not coming from a place of judgment you know education is a privilege okay not everyone gets these these conversations and I feel like if you're going to get it from anyone it should be in a non-judgmental space to tell you to get a scrubba scrubble so you can scrubba scrubble your body okay you can't just use your hands to pass the around you can't it's not enough you got to get a scrubble scrubble okay you can even get one of those back scrubba scrubbers and then just scrubble scrubble your whole body would that if you really want to I'm D oh God the floor is nice I got to say I got Claire do you even know what the word hygiene means yes I scrub a scrubble God I mean really it's not even like like there's it's really not that complicated you know you just got to get something that can scrub your skin that gets off all the dirty dirts if okay here's a good test right if you get out of the shower and you start uh drying yourself off and there's like skin flakes coming off like you know those little white little things you you didn't scrub a scrub enough you got to get back in the shower and you got to scrub a scrub some more okay you're not scrubba scrubbed enough now I want to take a shower I love scrubber scrubbing you got to scrubber scrub it oh scrub a scrub it off aren't you the one that went 6 months without showering yeah that's why this is a non-judgmental space and also that wasn't by choice okay I was sad I was sad and also afraid of the shower and also that's like the first time I ever had a panic attack was right before that and that's kind of it's not what triggered it but it certainly helped at first it was mostly about not wanting to have to be naked around myself and then it turned into what if I have a panic attack and I died you know I was afraid to fall asleep I I literally had to pass out every night to fall asleep cuz I was a like the feeling of losing Consciousness made me start to panic cuz I thought I was losing control of my brain God guys don't worry this was many years ago I'm fine no and no it's not autism it was something else but yes this is what I see you guys don't understand I told you I'm fixed fixed it literally could have been so much [Laughter] worse you want to learn Latin me too yes I'm fixed yeah I'm not coping yeah I had a lot of anxiety I had a lot of anxiety it was like it was not a good time okay it was not a great time but again this was many years ago I'm fine now God man it's crazy though I didn't learn how to deal with the panic attacks until like years after that though but I finally got it down or like I stopped having them for a while and then I don't know and then and then I think it's triggered by like big events you know but then I had like it went away and then I had another like big event and then and then and then I started having daily panic attacks and then I learned how to control them I was just like shut up you're fine you didn't die yesterday and you're not going to die today and then I stopped having panic attacks that's my [Laughter] story I Domin I believe the term is Spade when it's for a girl what no I wish rip them out rip them out yeah I don't know yeah how do I deal with them that's literally it I literally like I used to I'd be in bed like shaking right I'd be shaking cuz like my panic attacks would make my whole body shake and then and then eventually I just like I don't know I just I literally called myself a little [Laughter] [ __ ] that's literally what I did I was like stop it stop it right now and then I did I don't [Laughter] know I can still like it usually if I don't get enough sleep or if I don't eat like I'm I'm getting a little what is it like my body is getting a little shaky right now cuz I didn't eat breakfast but like I know that I'm fine you know but it does it does like kind of get triggered I guess [Music] triggered when I not getting enough sleep is the worst one if I don't get enough sleep I will start to freak out not eating just makes me get a little shaky I don't know if that's related but it does make me feel panicky because I get shaky maybe I have low blood sugar I have Ty Land wait you got Spade clear or is crazy no I wish rip them out rip out my ovaries and sell them on the black market but give me some of the profits I would like at least 30% okay thank you what how much do overies go for how much how much do you think ovaries would go for on the black market 100K merch no like 300 bucks that's not a lot damn that sucks I Fair nothing somehow I doubt Sak would approve selling ovaries as merch I didn't even say I was going to sell them as merch I said I was going to sell them on the black market I risk you remember no shame you were just maxing out your pheromones wait what is this it responds to I I don't remember what the what I don't remember what we were talking about anymore what the hell what what too fitty no 12K to 14K for over bro I'm going to buy so I'm going to buy that that that that that that bust of Loki it's out of stock I I have to buy it from a scalper I did check the other day I did I didn't thought to anything a well that'd be one use for the silicone mold idea if I rip out my ovaries do you think Sak will let me sell a mold of my ovaries as merch can you even mold ovaries with silicon are they like are they like solid in any way don't support scalpers I don't want to it's not my fault there's no other way to buy it I just want it so [Music] bad maybe they'll sell another bust it's not my fault they make it freaking limited time limited Supply blah blah blah come on man this one Loki best it's so stupid cuz like when Loki season 1 came out I obviously I had no idea I didn't know about it I only learned about Loki in 2023 of November November of 2023 sorry and and there's like a bunch of merch that like they made for the first season that then they stopped selling and they didn't think to to start selling again for the second season like because when the second season comes out you know more people will learn about it like me want the bch so I did have to buy a funko pop off the black market I did I can't find the alligator one I really like alligator loky Funko Pop and I can't find it they should have considered me with the merch they should they should get me on the marketing team for the merch and I will make sure that the eyebrow is slightly higher in all of it because if it isn't I'm going to be very upset I don't care what he looks like in the comics I don't care we're here for Loki merch good Loki merch You' likeed Loki almost as long long as we've liked you yeah why aren't you as dedicated what are you doing [Laughter] huh oh God there's no silicon mold of your bust yet true sck hello how about like 10 year merch 10e merch it's a bust lifesize bust oh God amazing stunning I need a cardboard cutout I feel like that that's going to add a lot to my [Laughter] life how do I get a custom cardboard cutout made cuz here's the thing I'd have to have a really big image of Loki though and I don't feel like they have it's so frustrating cuz all the all the big cutouts are like they don't have the horns on there's like surprisingly very little photos of Loki with the horns on and it's so upset setting I don't understand do they not have like they need to have like a photo day where they take photos specifically for Merch why are they relying on freaking shots from the movies I don't understand take some [Music] photos God draw my own Loki it wouldn't be good God he rarely wears them it's terrible did I tell you guys I think I did at ComiCon they had like um like if you didn't bring your own like merch or photo design you could use one of theirs right they had like a bunch that you could pick from and literally there was one of him with the horns on and it was one of the shots from like 10 years ago from like the first movie and then the rest of them it was that one picture of him in the throne and they photoshopped the horns on what is this what the hell and there were none from the new like the from season 2 with the horns on and I was so upset I'm happy I brought my own I did bring my own photos thank you I got backround I feel like I'm getting the NYC streets get over experience every time I watch CLA why I'm going to go on the streets of New York and I'm going to I'm going to talk about this all day okay I'm going to have a big sign you know those signs that like there's one in the front and then has a cord connecting to the one in the back that's going to be me and it's going to it's going to be I'm I'm going to fight for Loki merch rights it's all right it's not [Music] okay oh my God why am I cute because I'm on the floor and I'm extra cute on the floor I'm going to get up now wait I forgot how to get up um okay ow oh God there's cords wait I'm stuck oh God I'm being wrapped I'm getting shabar oh Jesus oh God okay I'm not shabari anymore okay um I'm going to move my pillow all already we're back what help I'm stuck step Loki oh my God I wouldn't even care if if okay here's a moral dilemma for you okay if you are raised with like if you have say you have a step parent okay if you are raised like you have a step parent from like the age of say like two okay so they are for all intented persones is like your your primary caregiver right been in your life for most of your life okay let's say they have a child and you grow up with them like you're both 2 years old and you grow up with them now people say like oh it's okay because you're not related it's the fact that you grew up together okay y'all grew up together now here's the thing right I think most of us agree that that is the point what it's not weird y'all you literally were raised together as siblings so anyway part two if you are one of the people who agreed at least that it is strange okay now say that you are like 25 years old or like not even you're like 18 okay you're 16 okay let's say you're 16 and your parents get divorced and then your parent gets together with someone else and they become your stepparent and they have a child who is also 16 now I don't think it's weird if you date them I don't think it's strange because you don't have any relation to them other than your parents are dating but it's not like you were raised together how is that weird why you're not raised together you're like strangers that now oh just so happens that your parents are dating why is that weird I don't get it I don't understand it's it's I don't get it have been studies done that show that sexual aversion happens to people you grow up with yeah probably an evolutionary thing I'd imagine but like you know or what about what if okay what if you're dating someone and you're both 16 okay you're dating someone someone right from your school and then your parent meets them at like a at like a teacher thing right and then they start dating now is it weird for you to be dating do you have to break up now because because now your parents are married cuz I see that's why I don't think it's weird I think it's you know is it an interesting family Dynamic sure but is it like you know messed up in some weird way I don't think so in that situation the parents are weird why you're just people you're just people who cares I don't get it man like you're just you're just I don't know if you hit it off you hit it off and who cares I don't get it man society cares yeah maybe you care a little too much I think Society cares a little too much about things that they shouldn't care about that's my opinion maybe Society needs to mind its own goddamn business yeah and you settle for a family member but they're not your family and here's the thing here's the thing about love okay you want to know about love I'll tell you about love love is about consistent um what's the word I'm looking for like if you if you yeah presents yes thank you if you are around someone for a long time you are more likely to develop an attraction towards them that's why there's a lot of like like people falling in love at work you know people falling in love at school people falling in love you know because the more you're around someone the more likely you are to develop feelings for them so it's not your fault that your parent just so happen to date someone that also has a child who is exactly in your age range and now you're forced to spend a lot of time with them and you don't have any like familial bond to them like you didn't grow up together or anything so now it's just a stranger living in your house that you're like oh kind of cute you know yeah you know what I mean I'm just like oh these are just thoughts that I have sometimes did I miss any supas by the way I don't think I did but I might have thank I know a toy industry guy says Marvel intentionally limits run limits runs of movie merch to short time periods and doesn't like to rerun very new thing Focus stupid I want the old merch tell him to send me old [Music] merch I once knew a kid whose mom left his dad and took up and took and hooked up with his paternal Grandpa instead oh my God his dad's dead see that's a lot weirder I think that made the kid into his dad's brother yeah that's that's that's a lot more messed up that's like that movie I saw a movie like that it had um Colin f in it and like it was this older lady who was dating Colin F's son and then but like Colin F and the girl had tension from like the beginning and then she eventually ended up running away with Colin F and I was perfectly okay with this ending because Callin first I just if you break up Christmas will be weird yeah well oh well I guess that's like the biggest argument against it right is like if you end up like breaking up or something it's not going to be great but that's like the same precaution you would take at work I guess right like if you break up your work life is going to be maybe a bit of a living hell I feel like that's the same thing right people do that all the time I got storm to get a PA so then if Loki became your step brother are you saying my my my someone's dating Odin oh then I'd have to deal with Odin I don't want to deal with Odin I don't like this idea no I'm not okay I don't want to Odin is not cool literally his most his like nicest father speech to Thor was done when he was actually Loki why not Freya yeah no it's not in the carts [Laughter] he's got an eye patch and eye patches are badass he has an eye patch because his eye was ripped out I mean nobody's deed everybody in the universe is not dedge technically because there's multi it's a Multiverse man God what have you walked into hello welcome this looks like you know what this bed reminds me of it reminds me of the woohoo bed from from The Sims one back when Sims didn't woohoo they just kissed have babies and then the The Sims dat night late night what was it called late night came out and then and then it came with a bed and the bed would it was like purple and red and it would shake it had like a like a massage feature that you could like put in a I I don't know why you had to put coins in to your own freaking bed but anyway you had to put coins into the bed and then and then it would shake and then also you could woohoo in it and then the Sims 3 came out and you could woohoo in an elevator it was imitating Motel beds yeah but like it was in your own house so why would you have to pay in your own house to use your own bed Odin gave up his eye for Infinite Wisdom well he wasn't very wise was he ended up stupid stupid maybe it's infinite in the sense that he can gain infinite wisdom but he's not he's not very wise yet maybe that's what that means ever thought of that also wait there's something I have to read wait am I I think yes we are allowed to announce our streams except I don't know when my stream is um fa [Music] summer I don't know what my stream is where's the schedule maybe it's this no I don't know when my stream is I might have one or two and I'm not sure has the schedule been released please connect Okay no Okay so the schedule's not out yet so I can't check when I'm when when when is it happening whatever it's happening okay that's all you need to know all you need to know is that it's happening and I will be there I'm not going to be in any of the um the official ones uh I'm just streaming when all the other streams are not happening I will fill the void I will fill the V so if you think if you thought you were allowed to sleep well you're not enjoy let's go okay I'm going to go eat I'm hungry I don't know what I'm going to I think I'm going to have pasta cuz I don't think I have anything else in my house right now I could have SOA I really want SOA though I think I'm going to eat pasta and it's going to be yummy I don't have tofu right now I have to go shopping and I can't shop without eating first so I have to eat something it's very very upsetting I I also oh yeah I can get my my my what's it called my um my uh vitamin yeah I old timey Marvel used to avoid depicting actual Mystic Gods Norse Greek Etc gods were instead long lived humans a human like Cosmic beings the demons were evil Cosmic beings many pretended to be biblical Satan like misto and satanis yes Satan this is your daily reminder that Loki may or may not have written the Bible what USG raid I was about to raid her [Music] us I was literally about to raid her I had it set up bye bye everybody I'll see you tomorrow for catching up catching up oh see you later see you tomorrow Apple pray for me pray for my project it's it's coming along it's going okay it could be better I'm still working on it bye-bye [Music] let's have a fantas day watch me are you ready 4 3 2 1 it's camera AC is this thing on get ready to beat Thunder [Music]