welcome to the podcast it's me Chris and Shon listen to talk about stuff or don't do please we want sponsorship we ain't working no 95 hey guys welcome back to the podcast episode four I am P which is actually short for a lot of people wondering what past SS for and the sound for perfect uh joining me is Chris which is sh for and Siobhan and today we're going to be talking about some things that are trending like oases are back and they're trying to rape people it seems um the or words the other or word you're not allowed to say um then we have the am I to see you next Tuesday Siobhan hasn't told us what she's going to read yet but I'm sure it'll be probably delayed and stupid I brought my glasses this week so and then I have the deer pa um I'm going to be honest I can't even remember what it is but I have it so that's the main thing and then we have the entertainment we're going to do some film reviews some series things to watch during the week let's rock on so OAS is back in town woohoo Boys Are Back In Town well I tell you I went to see um I think they Li Gallaher a couple of weeks ago in tomman park and he was Bloody brilliant it was well worth it by himself obviously by himself well he had a couple of people behind him with instruments and vocal and as it happens yeah cuz it was a concert really really good and how much were those tickets um they were I think about 60 each so yeah so 120 quid that's reasonable that's the price oasa should be and what are the prices in Ireland well that was just Li on his own so he has his I supp you to double it then if double it then if his brothers which is a good one well you watch his documentary um nol is the the songwriter Li is the singer so Li is a good one Le I like Liam I really like him I what's wrong with that's why I bought the tickets actually after his documentary like he owns being an [ __ ] you know he knows he's an [ __ ] and he wears it well and so I love him inter take people can wear being an [ __ ] well yeah I do do you who said You wor well what are the prices so for they are lying to you um well there's uh for example Cardiff in the UK Cardiff is ideal card I know I can't say Cardiff Cardiff Cardiff Cardiff it's not difficult it's getting better Cardiff NOP so seats ranging from 73 to 205 British pound what's that old money what pound sterling is60 quid 400 potatoes yeah two Shillings or not that old I'm talking Euros well those seats for £25 you'd want to be sitting in his pocket one second one call out the one I sent you because that's the prices I saw which is absolutely they're T they're taking terms on people no come here there that's different so Heaton Park in London right there there's a pre-show party and an exhibition fan package for £ 454 Sterling that you can shove that up your hole I've seen these things like we do much strongman and like couldn't charge that they're not free like they're really expensive but I don't see the point of it they're really expensive for strong men as well yeah they're like so like if you want are they those prices close if you want to meet you're not a famous singer do you remember being an Edinburgh last year or two years ago and watching cu's of people first of all we were laughing cuz they're like people paid money to Q to go up and meet our brother are you okay I'm unreal well apparently someone people also think that person on the night because not only did I lift stuff I sang a song I did something else but I can't remember oh we missed that outside smoking cigarettes umig so yeah it is worth a put if you want to meet us and have a chat it is actually probably worth it cuz I make it a great experience okay but so like for right here it's the Manchester gigs there's £ 45350 for the pre-show party and fan package um so at the pre-show party can you meet them and what's in the fan package well for us you get to meet us we with there's a vvip is what they call it beforehand right where they get people sitting down in front of us and they'll be asking us questions and you get to ask us questions wow oh that was the thing where you were all on bar stools yeah oh yeah so then we actually go out and compete then we come back and then it's a meet and greet where you get to meet each one of us individually get your pH to take I suppose if you're a big fan it's worth it like anything is worth what you'll pay for it so if you're putting value on something then it doesn't matter there's lots of big fans of mine they're so happy to me hug at the last show I had the longest queue you did actually I seven which people are very why is he still doing strong [ __ ] but people can't do maths because there's five people after 12 but apparently no you just rub people up the wrong way and apparently a lot of people the right way so but here so there we have a bit of an explanation on on ticket prices so this is Carta principality Stadium right she's saying it weird as well the pre she's saying it Goan Cardiff it's Cardiff she's also saying anyway so the pre-show party an exhibition fan package includes one priority standing ticket where's your partner go a pre-show party access access to an oasis exhibition collectible item exclusive merchandise exclusive lithograph lithograph I don't know and laminate 55 P Sterling what five like at the end of the day you're not going to remember all that [ __ ] all you remember paying is500 Sterling to hear a couple of songs then you can get on Spotify for like a 10 or a month yeah but it all comes down to if you're a fan it'll be the whole experience that this great memory that you have of that time you spent all that money for all those nice things I think maybe we don't understand it cuz we were we're no one's fan I yeah we're not fans of any ever not that impressed I couldn't pay that money to see anyone I would have to you don't like anyone as much as you like yourself so oh hang on would you pay that money to visit yourself no look at yourself sit down and have a chat with yourself absolutely not I can do that for free why would I pay it sorry but I can't even even think of like even going through all the films and movies cuz I would be a fan of that and he says film weird film there's no you in a film like I can't think of anyone where I would pay it to wants to meet them Tony star I'm already friends with him but to meet him in person well I'm probably going to meet him at some stage anyway do you hear that Tony we're going to meet we going to do stuff we're going to do butt stuff oh my God always reducing like I'm always like the people are offense of I'm actually friends with on Instagram or was yeah but so the for theay folk that aren't strong men that are really well known that don't have those opportunities have to pay the money you're paying in injures even if I was a poor man poor um I wouldn't pay to meet another human no it's a very arbitrary thing to another meat sack yeah i' I'd PID if their Superheroes Were Real and and I liked a superhero if I could hul I would pay absolutely yeah or I could me Thor or F Captain America no he's a bit [ __ ] I'd still want to meet Batman cuz he's very cool I don't want to meet any of them I don't really care would you pay to meet someone ever that's a better question would I pay to meet anyone ever can I bring him back for the dead yeah o oh do you know who I'd kind of like to meet not that I'd like to meet him just trying to just uh like watch him is like Adolf Hitler don't way like he's such C way like he's such a psychopath and all the [ __ ] that he did and just look and go why what is wrong with you just look at him just to study him and see what the but didn't they say what was wrong with him what's wrong with him no but like when he was I don't know like younger some Jewish people from he was like you know what I'm going to kill you all so they probably is that basically the cruxs of it is it I think so don't quote me and this goes out on public Airways I think that's I think that's yeah I don't know someone offended him once and you know he got all torn up about about it was like you know you know what to fix this death Mass lots of it death yeah yeah I'm going to wipe out your generation basically um I actually one more oh go on Muhammad Ali oh yeah that' be a good one but way he's really funny and witty and smack yeah yeah yeah yeah I'd like to meet him I'd like to meet Carl Sagen and Brian Cox Professor Brian Cox but they did Carl is Brian if you're out there hopefully not is yeah I'd like to I'd like to sit down and have a conversation with them would you pay £ 453 if I had it I absolutely would yeah there we go there's a price in everyone Siobhan watch there something like from Carnation Street or something de ja Barlo i' love to beet here parlo Sean Lock that's a good one yeah years ago really really funny comedian genius yeah brilliant really funny I miss him what would you ask him if he came back why you did that that's a bar stool job like on you know a fire in the corner having a couple of points and a laugh that' be that conversation Yeah defo question him like Freddy would question him why are you dead just dead oh actually I thought of another one a musical one Freddy Mercury just as you said Freddy I I miss him too would you pay £450 i' pay more I'd pay more for Freddy Mercury absolutely y yeah yeah yeah probably same 100% M yeah oh I speaking of ghosts any revisits oh uh no we seem to have scared them off oh job done job done didn't need a priest in the end after all maybe I am a priest well no no I wonder what scared them off now I did say that they're kind of very um erratic sketchy they don't call much they're like a bad friend oh they're like the owies so bit ofof as well might call on and might not if we don't see we forget you exist yeah and so but and anything from have people sent in any ghost stories and stuff no what's that about yeah actually you shower of well I use my qu um yeah so that's a bit disappointing well not for you I suppose no for us is great but like it's like they're acting they're only call them when they want something and they off for a couple of weeks Jesus keeps we haven't frightened [ __ ] out the p in a while let's go in here the element of surprise what we do fire that pillow at him for the crack one it should be no fun if they knew you were coming or you knew they were coming bit of a heads up though actually I was here last night and it was like half n and I was getting everything ready and I sat down here I thought it was in the house of my own right and I was just Ming away in my ukulele and I just put up there and I never knew the [ __ ] Freddy was hiding behind the curtain they had come back home from wherever they were he was hiding there and I just went to get up and you and I could literally feel the hair to stand everyone ah did I get you Daddy the student becomes the teacher oh my God he got me so bad the hair I don't even have hair stand where it was how do you make hair s there there's no hair there he's so so bad only that was caught on camera I know and then is running into L he's like H I got him I got him oh yeah you got me did you we'll see about that get me now wow um so next we're going to move on to am I to see next Tuesday where sioban is going to give us her story of let her get her Spectacles on I have to get my dear jarlos on people who write into us with their we they're not sure if they're being a bit of a a hunt or not I think a lot of the time they do I well okay so I 32 female was at a water park this last weekend with my husband 32 male and my daughter we were in one of the pools practicing swimming and keeping to ourselves there was a group of teen boys there and while I was working with my daughter and swimming one of them came up behind me and I felt a tug on the strings of my top un tying it I spun around and saw this 15 to 17-year-old with a smirk and I slapped him good this quickly caused a scene the park staff got involved as well as the boys parents who were livid at me my husband and another lady saw it happen and confirmed that he really did grab my top there was also a camera around the pool that kind of show it but it wasn't the best angle the boys's parents threaten threatened assault charges and I threatened sexual assault charges if they decided to go that way eventually we were both asked to leave and haven't heard anything since my husband though still things I reacted a bit which I don't am I to see you next Tuesday that husband is not a man yeah well like what a week man it was reactionary she was like so that happened and she just went she was wrong in the in terms of she didn't hit him or kick him hard enough if someone if L was inside in the pool playing with Freddy and someone come over and opened her top oh Mur stop I wouldn't stop it's okay actually that would be I wouldn't stop hitting him until he died from us I Pi him I killed him until he died I would pick him up and I would draw him and he landed the PO like back here now the other side of it he's a male 15 to 17 so he's imature if that was my son and somebody hit him then there'd be a brawl inside in the pool because multiple heads be underwater I would walk up go I maybe he thought she was somebody else I don't care that's his problem well it's your problem if I come over and slap you it's the last bikini string he'll pull exactly yeah you there there isn't enough belt in go on why can't everybody just get together and have a civil conversation some stage at some stage everyone needs a [ __ ] slaping yeah you're yeah learning growing off you get a you know what want sexually assaulting it anymore that was a bad idea actually I didn't think it I thought nothing would come of it cheek is really warm um like imagine if she turned around no don't do that has he learned a lesson nope has he learned to listen no yes cuz he'll get a slap she could have used really really nasty words that'll probably be worse that be way worse that's yeah no it would really he'd only laugh at D his whole family into it no a belt is better oh what 100% she should have poked him the or something I'd like to do small bit long-term damage no no I the slap is enough I I think you don't need to go overboard when I a death stair a death stair St I a dead punch so like I think her husband should also shut the [ __ ] up he her husband needs to grow up here yeah agreed not only did he not stand up for her he um he's he's [ __ ] giving out to her it's like where are your I know who i' slap he's the next one she should slap yeah absolutely slap into his vagina God ridiculous oh my God and actually cuz they had their daughter with them so that was you know an example well they didn't say what age the daughter was but if the daughter was eight or nine and saw someone tug on their mom's bikini like she knows that's absolutely not okay and then the mom slaps so she's like oh okay I can do that imagine if it's the other way around though right so imagine she pulled off his bikini same thing why you wearing them in the first place so imagine for argument sake it's your child in the water 15 17 15 and he goes up and pulls off a girl's top and she not pulls it off but rips the card you know exactly what we'd say if they got a slap you'd say good enough for you exactly but no I'd get to him quicker he'd a slap off me first if he did that yeah we'd murder them murder he'd be dragged out of the pool by his eyelids K as well like but I'd want to kill him yeah but you can't blame the person for the reaction either like you can't get mad at them they were minding their own business although then was their malicious intent with his action as a 15-year-old boy they think everything is funny that's not milici looking for but boys being boys he ripped her top he just probably thought it would be like a fun funny joke and maybe he thought she was somebody else and maybe yeah but that's not malicious that's what I mean there was no malicious intent so why turn around and slap him except that she that was like a nanc decision by her to turn around and Wham so many big words how many times you say malicious there in 30 seconds you managed to say it right though so cake is so malicious sounds like delicious swap it around delicious intent delicious intent switch your words can I some that malicious cake please that thing he did was so delicious like he really meant multiple meanings wow right then so getting back to us is she the CX choosy she absolutely is not the husband I think is the biggest he is one the biggest yeah see you next Tuesday there with his I don't think you should do that yeah oh God weak weak man weak man weak man it's okay she's her own man so it's fine yeah so she's not then she's enough man for the both of them she has the balls on the vegge and the what does he do was like an empty meatsack I don't know he to get into the park to be insulted what he brought his wallet he paid for them to get in he's just like a dummy that follows him around yeah I remember I was doing bouncer a couple years ago and there's this girl and she's pretty and she's fun and she was like I not my job was to watch everything but she was very bouncy and her husband used to sit stand behind her all the time so she'd be chatting to all her friends and he used to stand there holding his drink and just sipping away like a bodyguard yeah but he wasn't cuz he was small weak he looked like he was maybe he was an introvert and was uncomfortable in social situations involving alcohol don't go then don't look like a tit he literally just stood behind her no no you can try there was nothing wrong with him he he was just quiet maybe he can't dance sound like I'm the now you are well you just don't like quiet people no but like he was and he can talk cuz I spoke and say hey how are you yeah I'm good okay don't elaborate we leave it there then I suppose yeah I am you are what good all right okay having a good time yeah why are you thrw me out cuz you wouldn't talk and she was bouncing around the place having a great time just found a very weird mismatch between is that the whole um Opposites Attract like black and white do they though I think we' both learned that lesson yeah multiple times yeah you must have found every bollocks in Ireland and brought him home that's a bit unfair not all the time the problem is so if you think it's you it's not you it's not all the time is not now the problem is there's always three in the relationship yeah oh it's three oh it's two give a moment it's a twofer always a twofer and not in a good way do you remember though being out when we were younger and fellas would come up to us be like Tov together and it'd be like you understand from our perspective that that would be incest and they're like oh Jesus like ruined the joke it's like it wasn't funny dude yeah yeah you're a princess no incest okay princess let's go that's such a delicious thing to [Laughter] say so she's not anyways the the the the the outcome of this week's am I Le see you next Tuesday mhm men are changing men are change like I was blond the library the last day with Freddy right and there was this picture up in the wall of God what was his first name John I think John Finn probably have all that name wrong but he was in the IRA and he was the leader of a couple of different groups Sean Finn Sean Finn and he was a leader of a couple of groups around this area here in limr and he was feared by the British army because he killed so many of them right killed but he was eventually killed himself when he was I like he 23 years of age he was 22 23 and look at why would you want mature into a war zone mature quickly and be feared like that why why would you want that life for them what as in you're a product of your surroundings if that's your environment you'll Harden yeah I know yeah but all we had was Whispers that was our Battleground like that's night club for anyone who doesn't know like he was was exceptionally because he was he was exceptionally good exceptionally what delicious delicious against the British oh that nearly red but like he'd killed so many people at such a young age how was his kill rate or kill counters that would you call it oh it must be massive and it was like imagine 23 and being the cause of Lords people losing their lives I know that's it mean like he was he was except that's unfair comparison we're post-war so you can't say that men aren't hard like bring the war and then see how they react women have never changed when women are just hard survivors hard as yeah yeah see I agree I think men only have changed there's a lot of fannies these days that if war did start they' probably join the other side no you these groups of um young male incels which are it's that that's worrying arguably the most dangerous fraction of incels human species what is an incel involuntarily celibate and they're angry because women won't sleep with them basically yeah women are like ew grow up here and they're like why don't I murder you I can't cope because I'm a nice guy I'm such a nice guy why won't they sleep with me I deserve it I should get it mhm it's fascinating actually their their Take On The World yeah I think they should we should actually I was going to say bring it back but I don't think it's happened it is Bring Back purging oh my I would have so much fun I yeah I I vote Purge yeah yeah a night where anybody can go out and basically kill all around them I don't know about you guys but I think I've probably gathered a few enemies over the years I know and you get one night to go for it no that's way too much work I'm tired in the evenings I want to go around killing people well day you start early in the day I'd have to sure it's like drinking you'd have to start early in the day at this age stay to your knees after a day purging that's also true yeah but then you can't even come home and lie in bed and blood does not come out of clothes easily dump them just wear pennies into pennies I'm sure suit like if there's a purge coming up pennies always do season stuff so they have Purge suit yeah yeah you know where they always put logos on it happy Purge day no but then you all those stupid colors in pennies now like you'd have a beige boiler suit like they wouldn't even have thought about the blood on the boiler suit wouldn't be good quality either you never literally for one day so all you do is wear it for one day and then you burn it it's ritual would you wear balaclava no I want them to know that it was me of course he would je you would have a fine long line but you're at an advantage cuz you're strong I'm at a disadvantage cuz I call any5 I can't second me a second I haven't eaten yet for the people that are wondering what's wrong with me his brain isn't braining I call 25 people strangers every week I feel like there's one extra word in that sentence that doesn't need to be there say it again yeah it does actually feel that way I call 25 God words are difficult I need to start reading books I think absolutely I'm watch I'm watching too much um Supernatural [ __ ] TV stuck with it I did I'm on season 2 now it is picking up I I'll I'll give it to you season two is work it's good season one is kind of everywhere yeah but you all of them are that because they they do this thing where they sort of introduce the character and they build their story behind them or whatever and it can be a bit boring but yeah it's picking up so yeah I'll give you that but uh no not for me but oh yeah calling loads of people see you next Tuesdays online but all of those are um Instagram is a bag a bag of wet [ __ ] okay explain because right okay so I had 400,000 followers on Instagram Instagram decided to delete me right and he wouldn't be a bit bitter about it or anything so Instagram is suspended me sorry so when you get suspended on Instagram they say to you do you want to appeal this I couldn't hit the appeal button hard enough and I Dr my finger through the phone to hit the appeal button and I appealed it I appealed that what day is today Saturday so I appealed that last Wednesday week which means this is day 14 10 hours 50 seconds ago I hit the appeal button 14 days ago Wednesday week ago make it 14 wow he really needs to eat numbers and numbers 16 days ago they Del me right 16 days ago and they said on the 16 yeah two weeks plus two Thursday Friday well I suppose it's Saturday morning what day is today Saturday for a second time wow wow okay 15 days ago a long time ago we can cut that but out and go again have you p in a pen Thursday Frid Saturday 3 3 and 14 is 12 is 17 days ago right so it happened 17 days ago probably happened last week now he's just he's that angry he's double the time it happened in Oro it happened 17 days ago and Instagram said to me oh hit the appeel button and we normally get back to you within 24 to 48 hours God I can't believe I got that one go I think they're probably as good counting days as you are so they said we'll get back to you within 24 48 Hours 17 days ago so they didn't come back no so what you can do in the meantime is dust your fingers off I was wondering what that was it's so they said like I've read every form to do this because obviously it's important to me because not only is it just a Instagram person page um it is one of my ways of earning money so I basically for me for you would like imagine walking into a job tomorrow and saying sorry Chris we don't need you more bye and did just close the door in your face or if you want your job back you could hit the appeal button down there sound bye I know what you mean I know we dependent on the money on the money yeah um which is the really for me it was all the contacts that I made down through ears and my friends and [ __ ] trying to spell their name and it's like oh I can't spell her name how' you spell John how' you spell Ed um so what's the outcome nothing so anyway things you can do um there's so many scammers out there and when you're desperate you will fall to these scammers as I did you were scammed yeah a little bit and you you keep making fun of me the time I was scanmed like 20 years ago when SC you scammed even with two M like the time that I got caught you were like yeah but you're an idiot they caught you being trapped they literally went walk in here watch this go on watch this go on tell us how you got CAU so so anyway I have a couple of friends on Instagram they said get on to our guy he got our page back but it's expensive and I was like what's expensive they said it can be between 1,500 and two grand so I was like you know what that's fine because I'll make it back uh got in contact with him and he was like um he was been so weird he was like okay I'll try and get it back and that was in the conversation I was like an hour later I um okay are you going to oh yeah just send me your details so so I sent him my Instagram name and my email and he was like okay and then I was like saying to myself okay what so he was like okay I'll try and get this back didn't text me for three or four days I said how's this going no reply Tak two days more when pass um are you talking back to me still no reply so I got on to the other two guys that sent them to me I was like what is up with this fell he's not messing me back he goes okay we'll nudge him so these guys have a combination of like two million followers so he they would be big clients of his okay so they nudged him and he was rude back to them which I only learned recently he was like just wait so then he messaged me after I was texting him like an ex and he's looking at that like you say that not enyclopedia not reading that essay and he eventually text me back and he goes just wait so that was about a week ago now today just wait it says I can't wait so I was like I don't think you have a choice you don't which is so annoying so he was like just wait so he ventually got back to me about 4 days ago and said okay um I'm working on this process he logged into my Instagram he says that we can try and get this back now um then he said to me okay your account seems to be permanently deleted there's a 50% chance I can get it back and wait 1 to 10 days 1 to 10 so where are we now day well you see he's counting now counting is great so I went to his page and I went down through his stories his recovery stories whatever and people said oh lost my page got it back an hour thanks so much blah blah blah all these people were saying that he got it back within an hour there's something so sketchy about this and I don't know what it is an hour for them but how many followers do they have like doesn't matter does but does it I exactly it does I don't know no it doesn't actually because the two guys that I know the two guys that I know have loads of followers way more than me and he got it back for them within an hour so but like they're not going to send you onto a scammer do you know what I mean they're friends no they didn't he's not a scammer God I'm making a really long story out of this y um long story short he says oh Instagram go back to me said yeah sorry your account is gone thank you goodbye forever and ever forever and ever that's it so I got on your man I said hey they have say this goes oh oh well and I was like is there anything you can do help me out I need this page back okay so I'll put you on to my brother he's really good at getting them back he's more expensive than me and I was like this the window stach on and he's like he the other guy how it felt was one second speak my brother hello hello uh he says he's more expensive though but he will 100% get a back and I said okay so how much six grand what no and I said H I said hello okay what how much win and I said not I said that's too expensive he goes five grand I said N I said I'll give you four grand just to play the ball you know and it says okay text me back 5 minutes later your account will be back with it with you within one week just like that haven't got a back yet now by the way when is a week up now the scammer I was telling about so he looked up other people that were he's look for no money off of me well it's a kind of no win no feed exactly yeah so it's he can get it back and then you pay or nothing happens which is a fair yeah okay a fair assessment because the thing about him is if he gets a back VI and you don't pay him he'll be like okay y so he he's in power um but there was other ones in there I've read fake I'm such an idiot when I think about it I read fake reviews but see like that when you're hungry you will eat [ __ ] I read fake reviews about this account f i can get accounts back uh I'm going to do real in this Instagram when I get my page back and out the um and he said so I spoke to him he goes yeah I can get this back in 45 minutes just pay me $100 and I was like see see it's so believable and his page was so believable he spent time on his pagez this guy for the Thousand no this other guy this is new the fell for 100 for this a new page that I found and he says I can get it back uh for 45 minutes $100 and I was like okay let's do it and like I went down to his page I saw recovery and it it's and it's like you were saying it's coding yeah it's a his name is Zack codes [ __ ] um give 100 he's like okay I'll message you back 45 minutes later messaged me back now send on your knickers and he said okay so can you message me back 45 minutes later you'll receive an email off of the company so this company emailed me and said yeah you need to pay 205 and then we release your page I was like no it's still an awful lot less than 6,000 it's a scam though so I was scammed anyway that's not that there'll be no more about that I supp more we'll never bring that up again ever talk about it lots in my head yeah so now we're going to move on sorry about that should probably delete we're over that angry rent um we're moving on to Dear P insert love music I do love the music I have to say music really good yeah duper my friend uses me for sexual content and I'm secretly the customer that keeps paying her to do it I've read this this is crazy say that again I'm going to me and my best friend who is a girl who I'm insanely attracted to her okay she only sees me as a friend of her since she is a lesbian and would never be in a relationship with a man she confided in me that she start making sexual content online for extra money it's not that big but it's enough to pay her rent each month on of her normal job she is a fullon secret insta Twitter only fans Etc it came as a shock as I asked her so many questions about it and she briefly showed me her account while we talked about it she didn't drop the bombshell on me that she wanted to help she wanted me to help her with a video Someone paid for apparently they were tired of the solo content I won't get into specifics cuz I'm not sure the rules here but she's but she wouldn't do fullon sex scenes sex since she doesn't like guys are we up to date with that okay it was more of a fetish thing she made it very clear she just needed a penis for the vade and she trusted me but she was going to do it for money not cuz she liked me and that she'd give me some of the profit if I helped her we did it but I also memorized her username and I waited a couple of days and subscribed to her anonymously ever since then I've been doing that the same thing paying her anonymously for video I know I can't was it delicious though ever since then I've been doing the same thing paying her anonymously for videos that would include a guy just so that she keeps using me I feel bad deceiving her especially since she gives me back some of my own money but I feel like this is the only way I would have this opportunity that is delicious is he actually asking if he's the [ __ ] so not only is he a rapist but he's stupid it's really devious there's there's no he's he's he's after without her knowing turn her into a prostitute yeah basically yeah and he's he's even get getting a 50% reduction on his fee because the money is coming back to him as well this is so devious in so many levels oh my God crazy God there's so many horrible people out there oh my God and all because he's infatuated with her again another guy that can't take no for an answer yep we are surrounded people women everyone surrounded well like okay fine what happens when she finds out cuz she will uh he will go to jail I wonder can you do him jail for that he's not breaking the law is he is he I don't know um technically is he breaking the law it's a deal between her and him yeah but she doesn't know about it so it's not a deal a deal is where two parties agree well technically she's providing a service that's being asked for she just doesn't know who's asking for it yeah it's not against the law but it's not par for the course either I mean you shouldn't have to expect that behavior really it's morally corrupt there you go yeah there probably no legal implications there I think it's just a really she finds out she just awful to do she just has to take it well she doesn't well she is is it um not a cyber crime in in some way shape or form and that whole thing I think is against your will or there's non-consensual well I supp the thing would be nonconsensual if she knew exactly my point she wouldn't consent to her there is no consent cuz she doesn't know it's him technically she does know but she doesn't know she doesn't know she doesn't know it's him anonymous that's a weird one it's a weird one isn't it yeah I'd hate to be in charge of that one trying to find a crime in charge of it so what you're saying is I don't I I don't know how you'd deal with him I well I think he knows he's the [ __ ] there's no question that there whether he's an [ __ ] or not oh sorry dear path he can be sectioned in am I the lunatic am I the absolute creton when each wants to try something new all he to do is send her message that's why I'm say it's so devious on so many levels it's manipulative have a crack one manipulative oh yes got it one um so yeah yeah dear P wow what a story what a guy what a guy what a standup guy yeah I bet he's one of the nice guys as well if he told her and she was like Bravo that was I did not see that coming fair play you're unreal I always the money's big money I doubt she'd have that reaction and they ended up together her no they wouldn't cuz she's not that way inclined I tell you whatney triple or quadruple my fee from him and give him nothing in return I can't um like she's doing gay for pay obviously right because oh she's not she's doing the opposite she's doing she's doing stuff that she's not orientated with do you know what I mean well we live in a capitalist world and you make money however you make money I couldn't do that no I couldn't pretend to be gay for money yeah no sir I don't know how anyone even does sure I have one but I'm still not sure I I know someone through through someone who had an only fans I don't know if they still have it but they were able to buy a house out of it and like hats off kudos to them but no couldn't I think there's a lot of head stuff to deal with afterwards well maybe you're just not very um what would you need to not be to be able to do that you'd need to have a completely disjointed relationship with your sexual orientation and not value it in the same way that most people do in society there you go what she said What She Said So remove emotion from it purely transaction for yeah exactly for monetary gain oh imagine like dirty old men yeah no no sir much watching it buying it off you even the TOs you I think it worse than that is having to massage a dirty old man stop oh no no no no no no no immediately no cuz going I was thinking about getting into a physio one time but imagine and then I thought about the dirty old men literally the dirty old ones I'm tight there in my grain are you yeah will you stay tight you they don't be going to physios do they everyone goes to Physio I don't everyone should go to phys do you remember the time we went for um massages in Karne and I was assaulted I'm like I my I paid for it to so like me I didn't know what a deep tissue was she came she came out of the room I was like that was amazing cuz I'm like go harder she came out of the room with tears in her eyes like what's the number of the garden station there inar oh it was just deep tissue well I think it was she hadit bone Soul there wasn't an organ untouched no I I wanted to fight back but I didn't cuz I was Face Down fight away I what's that prone I was lying every get that know again you need that everyone should leave me theone and never touch me again ever that was assault sorry I'd say she saw me coming and she must have not liked me from before I remember we went to this fellow in Li before me and Lena and straight away big hairy fell creep alert my was tingling so I was like okay I'll go first and it was like a back massage right came out and like wow I feel violated and know what did he use to massage your back his penis wait is that not normal I can feel the vein on my back um he you know worse than his Mickey he used his arm right worse again horse again because he had one of these arms where there was three Ines of hair and he was grinding his arm up my back and I did your hair standing in then it was like a dog dragging himself across my back it was disgusting and I was imagine all the oil and sweat stuck in his arms and yeah do you know what I mean he's smelly and and he was French what I get to do then no but he was French okay so he was like you are so tin and I was like that's cuz you're so hairy and I was like get me out of here now okay I think I'm done so I left Mom I'm telling my mom the dog did something to me um Lena went in after youa went in after me I'm sorry you allowed her to go in after you did you warn her joy in fact tense up as much as you can enjoy the hair she was like what she unrelated how do you feel about gorillas I'm said you said to lenaa I like him why no no reason okay do you like hairy dogs W hairy dogs on her back okay so she went in for the back massage he was rubbing her back for 2 minutes goes okay you can turn around now she was wearing not to and L's like uh how about I don't you psycho and no no it's okay I need to work in your your your dorsy across there you know the dors which connects to here and the dorsy connects there I need to rub that out really I'm going to walk out through that door me now second and she was like okay I'm finished now bye um were there any certificates hanging on the walls yeah but it was incred the windows were blacked out with like black plastic stick and cell tape it was like I are a physio in crayon no regrets no regrets help me written on the wall regret nothing where did you find him Jesus in France you were in friend no I was going to say that did explain the accent he's in Li so if anyone out there is using a French fell for physio don't cuz you will get assaulted by a wet hairy dog Right Moving on our film and review for the week sioban take it away for your imdb2 so this week um I've heard these also behind the scenes you have looked these up I didn't I know for a fact you did I did not I absolutely did not just to try beat me this week but no I didn't go ahead I I watched June 2 again excellent excellent movie I absolutely love it in fact I'll watch it again and again and again because I just it's so good it's so so good no it's excellent it's okay it's the second part of the first book they make you want to like it so much um correct they succeeded doesn't everybody do that what's your point job done it's really good it it has everything there there's just a great story great acting sand and monsters in the sand it's so confusing J N part you paying attention yeah if you look down to check the time and then look look back up you're gone you're lost like where did where where did he come from I didn't have that problem no I didn't have that problem that sounds like a you problem in fact so annoying why would you want to check your watch anyway check the time I just anyway really really bloody good I highly recommend obviously watch the first one and then watch the second one and pay attention and don't look at your watch um and the second thing that I watch you said no one says bloody do they I say bloody a lot I know yeah you picked it off your no I didn't I say bloody if I have to mind my language in front of people that's why why I blood if there's blood coming out of me and then they'll say what's I am bloody and then I'll say it's just a bit bloody that's the only time I ever say bloody you're saying Bloody because of an name no I know I know I know I know no no I've had that word for a long time all right yeah bloody anyway the series that I watched um I you know the way you be trying why don't you shut up while I am talking LIF moving still talking anyway um a series called taboo with Tom Hardy it's a series it's a series it's really really good that's about it is highly rated but I watched that it's so hard to understand him it's absolutely not and I look at his face all day long it's not he comes home from Africa and his father has died and there's an inheritance and there's a relationship there with a half sister and it's basically that story until they set up off again really really good highly recommend and it's really it's dark and Gothic and kind of Victorian and it's brilliant it's a good story but you can't understand him he sounds like he's from a mountain in manahan and that's his take on a South African accent is it no no he has his own British accent in it I remember looking up at the time and a lot of people had the same issue they couldn't understand him and he has that a lot in all his movies no there's only one Series where you cannot bloody understand the main character and that's the Witcher what oh I was nodding there I wasn't going to agree with you actually you can't understand no Tomy in no couldn't couldn't watch blinders I couldn't understand him in that yeah cuz he mumbles a lot okay that's there to Siobhan you literally Googled two high rated things cuz I'm giving stuff that I'm watching or have watched cuz actually I didn't watch much TV this week cuz I was very busy actually so you said give me to to I top I well no I've just finished taboo and I watched D two a couple of weeks ago car on Chris okay my movie recommendation is incoming it's a new one on Netflix again it's a kind of a Coming of Age comedy another easy watch it's not um Oscar worthier in thing 2024 uh yes D from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is in it and also Bobby canaville I love him he's very funny and it's that typical kind of um character that he plays and it's good just a nice easy watch again and the other thing that I'm watching that I'm absolutely and I love when I find a series like it you know the one where you can't stop watching it's so good chaos oh my God and the lead character in it is is was my first crush ever who guess guess Brad Pit no e Brad Pit's nice no I would T your if I was do gay stuff I'd probably pick him No E no no yeah yeah there's like a million other fellas better looking than him you always do that you always go against the Green and pick some fellow wearing Willies no Daniel Craig he's [ __ ] beautiful no I wouldn't go for him either no actually gor he's wrinkling his Travis fiml who Travis fiml who you have a computer in front of you do you see that square y you Travis f f fiml f e m i l i know f i m m e l oh I think I know who it is is he a drummer nope what is he an actor don't know an actor I would than you for him Vikings Vikings yeah no which one the lead the dad ragar ragar oh oh yeah I'd agree there ragar looks a bit like um bread pit no like Loosely relation would you not say bread pit was Unreal in Troy the L Bland here no no no Fight Club NOP yeah no no yes no there you are I see people find him attractive but not for me the lead in chaos is Jeff Goldblum oh I yeah stun I can see it yeah stunning yeah yeah but like what an excellent series cannot wait to start watching that again I just started it it's it's excellent really good excellent excellent highly highly highly recommend that one all right Patrick here go um see I'm in this position where I'm still watching Supernatural cuz there's 114 episodes in a season but I'm going to go to some things that I watch on the side which is the series I watch on the side is Rick and Marty oh my God I love that it's so funny me and Freddy watching no one again and I know Freddy should mat it but are sure he doesn't know half the stuff that has be going on Rick and Morty I wish he would stop repeating it though you looked up that you 100% looked that up I'm telling you he he's the one cheating I did I not put this into the group there a couple weeks ago that I said Rick and Marty is so good like you couldn't have looked it up there don't believe you for one second no I mean like six seven weeks ago before this that's hor [ __ ] anyway movie guess is winning liar oh my god um the movie we watched it yesterday morning um when we got back from Portugal we watched we watched the second uh endg game end game end game Avengers in game oh that's what we watched so that's like a million IMDb I think thank you I think those movies these are stupid Avengers end game the two ending the two rubbish your man with the the hand with the jewels and like no was it the 2018 or the 2019 none of the latter one the longer one it's 3 hours and 5 minutes and I wish it was 6 hours I wish it was 700 hours i' watch every minute of it I would all day long and I I I thank you for it okay let's go to our scoring we do series first I win so I said taboo taboo is like three 8.3 [ __ ] yeah I got a half right. oh my god um chaos Chris 7.1 I don't care cuz I like it I know I'm bit disappointed I feel like it should have more okay and Rick and Morty you absolute 9.8 or something 9.1 oh for God's sake oh I didn't know it was rated that highly 9.1 God is it a nine though I never heard of 9.1 yeah yeah I haven't either wow look at your it actually looks surprised sure okay oh I didn't know it was 9.19 I IM DB look how surprised I am I didn't know it was I knew because um we were watching it last week and then I came across the thing on Facebook where it had the IMDB rating is it and it was top comedy series of all time and that was like number one I was like that' be a fairly good indicator but loads of people giving out in the comments saying this the biggest joke is this list a lot of people didn't think it was oh friends was thir well I mean yeah fairly Universal okay on to movies then Dune two I say don't even bother reading out my one uh Dune two remember what you said 8.5 June 2 8.5 incoming go on 5.6 5.8 oh you're too away and Avengers 8 8.4 did I be you I win oh you picked you too it's okay I like it murder on the Dance Floor I'm just going to say like Chris it's okay cuz they just wanted to watch so okay so I like it anyway I don't care about anyone else I forced Freddy to watch it watch it like that um meme her eyes [Laughter] all right all right all right so I win again and he's so humble it's tough the top I will say that much being related Lely at the top don't think it's like I'm not I'm not watching anything other than Supernatural Supernatural I am finding it difficult still no I'm going to stick with it I'm going to I want to get I like the way like in this Seasons they add in different little themes in seven season five and six they add different teams there's one thing where like it goes through it starts going through um time zones so I can jump back and forward oh I don't know if it depends on the time zone where they going to they only go back for an episode and come back home again come on here Lads 45 minutes is up come on um do you remember Quantum Leap that was so good oh I loved that show what's that on IMDb actually I'm recommending that one now anyone that has never watched that go back and watch it my favorite episode shut up yeah shut up did sh if you know you know um do you remember the one where they made and come back as edol fitler I don't remember that one do you remember yeah the start Quant leap 1989 to 1993 so that'll just give you um four years of it Four Seasons SOA oh wow guess the rating has to be good go on guess it oh 6.7 8.4 8.2 wow that's actually really good um that start of the episode with Adolf Hitler right so Jo way he used wake up turn around and give his wife a flog and I was like a marshmallow what a marshmallow he gave his wife a marshmallow a flog that's a flump oh flump you're some flump you would want a flump you guess who's next um yeah and then it turns out he looks in the mirror and he's raring the uniform oh my God I remember two episod like I've seen all of them I can remember two episodes that and the other one the other one who was the fellow that used to help him jump Sam oh yeah yeah yeah great epode anyway folks that is us thank you very much make sure you check us out P the podcast 1@gmail.com or you can email me Patrick OWI atm.com get into us with your stories ghost stories ghost stories stories in general if you want to be on the deer PA or if you want to be the am to see you next Tuesday make sure you contact us as always thank you very much thank you sayk you oh she said it herself this time next we'll see you next week when I will be getting reports back from Wolf tones and Instagram I suppose and Instagram hopefully seven days I'm told seven days the hoers when did you start that clock and were you counting the days right I'm counting them that clock started at half three this today Saturday Thursday right so we'll have progress on Instagram don't work weekends seven working days seven business days same thing I need food get this man some food immed thank you all I will see you later bye