Twisted Toonz: The Lion King Part 1 at Dragon Con 2024

all right I know you just got here I mean most you are already drunk but that sucked for an opening we got him backstage so you need to tell them that we're all here and how loud you are when I tell you okay so on the count of three everyone be quiet on the count of three as loud as you can so all those morons in the hall way are wondering what they're missing ready 1 2 [Applause] 3 much better now we're at Dragon Con all right you don't know what we're doing yet right they didn't advertise it did they we're going to screw this one up for you can you see it yeah so if you love Disney get ready cuz we're going to get the Lion King drunk tonight all right before I bring them out please like us go on YouTube make sure you follow us because that's how we keep coming back here we love Dragon Con and we want to come back every year so please go on YouTube and subscribe all right first up how about just the legend in general how about Rob Paulson [Applause] all right next up I don't know if he was announced but it's a bit of a surprise we got Mark me to come and hang out with us [Applause] next up I think you've seen him online and even on TV he's is he's probably one of the best Impressionists on the planet would you say how about Ross [Music] [Applause] Maran and for those of you that didn't know all right Nolan North was supposed to be here but he couldn't make it so we had a call in a favor I hope that's okay with you guys no one knows he's here we managed to get Neil Newan to show [Applause] up first first time ever on Tunes yeah you guys get to take his Cherry right here on stage uh you did say this was just like a casual chat so I have no idea what this is oh sorry sorry yeah it's just it's just a Q&A with the fans that's all we're doing here have you have you heard do that do that fake limey accent again try that this fake lime me accents sir that's pretty goddamn cool yeah all right oh so we're going to screw up the Lion King for everybody tonight woohoo everyone has pens you guys need pens you got one you got one I don't have you does anyone have a pen for Mark to borrow we'll give it back maybe I can share this with you buddy oh thank you yeah no not all at once just one at a time thank you there you go all right oh good cool so let's start this out in the first scene as the narrator Mark mhm it's pronounced bof right baloth baril from balers gate 2 not three I mind you balers baloth the Entertainer as the narrator all right as uh Mufasa Neil how about Nikolai from Resident Evil 3 [ __ ] you not even sure how to say his last name but that that's all good that's it yeah as Zazu Ross yeah Eric Cartman from South Park amazing are you good and uh Rob as scar cuz you know you do such evil characters how about Carl Weezer okay so we Ross is doing Zazu yeah you're a scar I'm scar okay okay we we go up to the this you go up to the black line we stop at the black line Neil just so you know I immediately regret this yes you're going to regret this but you can regret it with all of these lovely folks oh good all right whenever you're ready greetings gentles it is I Bao the Entertainer purveyor of the greatest gladiatorial combat the underd dark has to offer in the role of your humble narrator let me set the scene okay so while that beautiful song is going on you know the one and we see every animal that has ever been created all coming to see the new lion cub a monkey cracks open a gourd and down a on the Cub's head and then throws dirt on him then he holds the Cub over the edge of the mountain like a famous pop singer would if he held a kid out of a window we'll mention no names uh his estate is litigious we cut to scar lying in a cave playing with a mouse NY NY NY boy life's not fair is it yeah you see I shall never be king I might be Queen but and you shall never see the light of another day I do didn't your mom ever tell you not to play with your food oh Zazu what do you want I'm here the king me f on his way said you better have a good excuse the miss the this Mr my subtitles are down there folks if you need them I have no freaking idea what you just said but now oh now look Zazu you made me lose my my lunch well you lose a lot more than that when can't get through with you he's as mad as a hippo with a hernia I quiver with fear no no no SC don't look at me that way help help you already screwed me on this one Jeff scar why if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle among the commoners uh Sor and I didn't see you with the presentation of Simba wait Hall of phone that was today oh I thought I was over there hanging with Jimmy's mom by the way just so you guys know Jimmy's mom has got it [Music] going uh okay that was today oh I feel simply awful must have slipped my mind I don't mean to be condescending oh that means talk down too yeah well as slippery as your mind is uh as the king's brother you should have been the first in line [ __ ] well all right now it's on I don't know what it's on I mean I'm on acid but apart from that I was first in line until the little hairball was harvested or born or whatever he did hatch harvested you got to right the first time that hable is my son and your future King oh well I shall practice my curtsy the truth is I'm really comfortable with it there's that don't oh my God honestly Jeff you [ __ ] me man this is a terrible idea all right I'm just going to be the stra don't turn your back on me scar oh no Mufasa perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me I think he's said challenge I'm very I'm not entirely sure because you know you're are this and it's hard to see how that could be a threat to me yes I listen dude I've got an inhaler and I'm not afraid to use it temper temper I wouldn't dream of challenging you well pity why not well as far as brains go oh pinkies I've got the lion Shear but when it comes to brute strength I'm AF AF I'm in the shallow and of the Jean Pool bro scar slinks away while Zazu and Mufasa watch him leave there's one in Every Family sir two in mine actually the stupid cheesy P [ __ ] actually and they always manag to ruin special occasions like when watching Terence and Philip special heartest bit with Mr [Applause] Hanky you know I'm starting to think this was a bad deal all right what am I going to do with him though well he'd make a very handsome throw rug that's actually a [ __ ] good idea z okay get the gun and just think whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him woohoo and [Applause] see that go all right yeah all right you guys in the back you with us back there all right just making sure okay right next scene as the narrator Rob yeah how about Arthur from The Tick okay not in the face that's a good one uh let's see as Zazu Neil Heisenberg from Resident Evil Village oh yeah okay right um as Sarabi Rob yeah it's just a line can we do foul mouth yeah any good tiny tune fans for foul mouth out there all right Dad Gum it yeah that's me as Mufasa Ross I think this crowd wants to hear Trump okay oh my God yes I don't know about that but all right you know what half of you love it all right half of you hate it all right we're going to go with it I can tell by all the red in the audience this is going to go over great woohoo and as Simba uh Mark yes how about venom venom okay well now je you understand I've never actually played Venom in anything and I'm not a brilliant impressionist like some people on stage but I am a cosplayer so I think I might be able to do that's Simba as Venom right yes okay all right hold on one second we're going to let him try it is that all right with you guys all right so as Venom now and then we'll get get things going while he gets prepared I can get these pretty far out there does anyone want a free bandana you in the back wake the hell up I can almost reach you ready look at that I told you stay awake in the back I think that killed somebody all right holy [ __ ] look at what we got up here oh Jee We Are Who that's he just had on hand all right bet go through he turns on demand all right whenever you guys are ready let's try this this is a first okay we watch several month pass by and the monkey finger painting in his tree you see this is the adventures in syntax and the monkey finger painter as opposed as and the monkey finger painting got it that's like what's that in the road ahead or what's that in the road ahead totally we watch several months pass by and the monkey finger painting in his tree we learned the lion Cub's name is Simba dad Jesus hey Dad Dad Dad come on wake up Dad Jesus Jesus Christ I bet you go through floss like crazy bro ah hey your son is awake all right H Before Sunrise he's your son not mine okay God you promise okay okay I'm up only because you scare the B Jesus out of me God damn yeah oh all right all right all right look Simba everything the light touches is our kingdom it's a beautiful kingdom it's the most wonderful Kingdom you've ever seen believe me [Applause] okay oh wow a king's time as ruler Rises and Falls like the sun except for when the election was stolen from me it was very sad uh uh excuse you know crooked Hillary and uh and Joe Biden sleep Joe and gambla Harris they're all out to get me it's very very sad cuz they're losers all right anyway one day Simba the sun will set on my time a and will rise with you as the new king it's going to be terrific you're going to love it oh and all of this will be mine well yes everything me under excuse me what what oh excuse me Don dirty diaper Donnie I just I don't mean to interrupt the proceedings here but I I kind of had a couple of tap dances with some young ladies too and I and I thought I thought maybe later y'all you and I could get together and compare notes okay we'll talk about this in private not in a prank call prank call I don't know who you are all right all right I'll be up in my room I think I think you know which one okay please please Venom go ahead have at was he one of those radical left Democrats you're always going on about well uh anyway I don't want to talk about that that was a very different time I'm a different man now very well oh yes and all of this will be mine everything believe me everything the light touches what about that shadowy place ooh ooh ooh that's beyond our borders we're going to build a wall around that believe me okay you must never go there but never go there believe me okay but I thought that a king can do whatever he wants just like a president can do whatever he wants according to your Supreme Court I mean that would be nice but unfortunately with this woke culture everyone's getting cancelled it's very sad but uh more or less you're able to do whatever you want but uh it depends which kind of King you're talking about Mercy like resurrect expected me youc to come back and help my good friend uh fart was it Trump trump Trum was Trump Trump trump that that you call that joke kills in England cuz Trump means fart in English yeah you didn't know that in Britain that would have killed yeah Trump means fart sorry oh than Sor sorry going goe how is it in you're not really dead are you I I dead son Elvis is within all of us isn't it all are you in Memphis or where are you well I'm I'm currently uh here oh good tell me more about the radical left Democrats please thank you for the save uh well listen there's more than being a king to get in your way all the time I'm kidding I'm kidding of course that's it is all about that what there's there's more well Simba okay everything you see exists together in a delicate balance I mean we all say you know Democrat Republicans all [ __ ] but uh as king you need to understand that balance and respect all creatures from The Crawling an to the leaping anvelope and those weird looking gazelle things are very strange but don't we eat the antelope well yeah we're not vegetarians God okay I mean but Simba let me explain when we die our bodies will become the grass and antalope will eat the grass and so we are all connected to this great big uh I don't know what you call it a a circle of life okay oh right is super sight [ __ ] I'm sorry sorry man I was just talking to the maid motivating her how you doing man' you're uh you called oh I mean good morning um El DUI good morning Zazu hey what's going on well fire away what's the morning sh yeah okay um I'm just checking in you know see now the morning's going for you giving you a report and ah just Bally telling you about everything SW man great the antelopes are [ __ ] doing their thing you know the people are grazing and well not all I mean some of the people are grazing you know have you been eating analou dung again maybe I told you not to it's very it's laced okay believe me anyway so here's a thing the buzz and the bees is at leage in the bit of the spot oh really yeah yeah the baboons are going eight you know can we say that no you can't say that what are you doing son what are you doing what wait do I have a line yeah pouncing no no no that's not how you bounce let it let an old bro show you how it's done if I may continue the report sire uh the tick birds are picking on the elephants I told the elephants forget it but uh you know they can't they can't [ __ ] Let It Go man no zzu would you would you turn around for one second please oh yeah I would seem safe enough okay here's what you do you stay low to the ground like never okay stay low right course sir there's a a lot of good stuff what the [ __ ] hey we're having a pouncing lesson it's a pouncing lesson calm down jeez anyway Simba pounces toward the butterfly and misses Mufasa notices but Zazu drones on have you ever listened to the puns that Disney put in here check these out I have no idea where I think you jump did I miss something oh backwards we on page seven I you guys I think I had a seizure salad up try not to make a sound do you smell toast yes I do I actually thank you all right uh sir sir what are you what are you what are you telling him uh professor professor simber well well you got to try not to make a sound first of all and you're doing a great job with that you're making so much you're going to scare all the butterflies away I tell you with these the okay thank you okay and here what okay okay now now now now come on it's okay you could yeah I know I know have no [ __ ] idea where you are man oh oh oh yeah all right try not to make S oh no it's that's your life oh cool okay we're doing a panel great this is going where ah what are you what are you telling him professor what are you what are you telling him man what's uh Sim uh well that's wait oh you got to who's the line he's a good he's the guy okay Simba flies through the air and hits his Target ah very good you pounch like a natural Pro I'm very proud of you very nice terrific and scene so thanks for having me Jeff I'll go and get my cat I appreciate you with Trump you never know where it's going to go just tell me you love me more than Don Jr and Eric Jesus I am so terrified looking at you right now it's not [ __ ] terrifi good Lord with a tongue no le scary [ __ ] wow how about a round of applause for Mark as Venom oh my God all right so not that it wasn't weird but let's get a little more weird uh as this one Neil I'll give you an easy one as the narrator David Attenborough yeah cool all right nice English accent I think you can do it um as Simba Rob yeah pinky yes and Ross ascar how about Matthew MCC MC okay all right cool oh you're going to love this very interesting pair who is so pinky pinky who else was it Matthew MC he he is Matthew MCC David oh he's the narrator I'm the narrator he's going to take a breath oh yeah we're good I what am I do I just lost two lers of liquid so I excellent okay he need to recover giving him a break on this scene all right all right whenever you guys are ready all right okay here we are in some dingy conference room in the middle of Atlanta before you see some very interesting characters indeed we cut to apparently a lion scar as you can tell by the face he's seen better days in scampering in like the little champ years is a smaller lion is he going to be no it's his son apparently called Simba which quite frankly needs some adjustment one things yeah isn't He Lovely he D hi Uncle scar guess what no ah man I despise guessing games man apparently the older lion has found an interesting route to chew on I don't know if I'm smelling you know burnt toast or weed cuz there's a lot of that around you my dear here we go I'm going to be the king of Pride Rock again oh goody yeah my dad le brain just showed me the whole Kingdom and I am going to rule it all well forgive me for not leaping for Joy but uh bad back you know well Uncle scar when I'm King what will that make you a monkey's uncle later the small lion finds out it is not actually a monkey's uncle that was a funny comedy joke wasn't it okay um a monkey you're so weird you have no idea so uh your father showed you the whole Kingdom did he every bloody piece of it he didn't show you what's beyond that whole northern border over there did he well no he said I can't go there and he's absolutely right I mean that's far too dangerous only the bravest Lions go there you're not one of them are you no well now easy I'm I'm brave what's out there oh no no no Simba I just uh no I can't tell you why not well Simba I mean as I'm I'm only looking out for the well-being of my favorite nephew you know what I mean well lost I checked I'm your only nephew yes all the more reason to be protective you know I mean I mean an elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince oh my God whoops I didn't mean to say that and an elephant what he God man you know what let me roll back the whole time thing cuz time is a flat circle and we can do that and let me just say oh dear I have said too much I suppose you'd have found out sooner or later but Hey listen you being so clever and all I just do me one favor all right promise me you'll never visit that Dreadful place all right yeah I I suppose I could do that all right that's a good deal yeah now you run along now and have fun and remember it's our little secret you know I've heard that from ground men many times oh jeez and seen oh Lord oh wow as a as a gent reminder we we all understand up here that there is a fine line between funny and felony so we will we will honor that all right uh moving on and the next scene as the narrator uh Ross Jack Nicholson all right as Zazu Rob Dr scratch and sniff all right as Nala Mark yes Fred Flintstone okay yay all right and Neil I think it's time as Simba do you guys want to hear aarion all right as Simba there might be a song in here but you know we're not going to sing it cuz that's not what we do that's not what we do but you you know the words and at the end of this when you see me do this you know what the audience is supposed to say right we'll get you ready while they're getting ready yep the end of the simus song oh I just can't wait to be king right you guys are asleep we're going to practice that one time on the count of three oh I just can't wait to be king one two three I just toing perfect all right I'll give you the signal for those of you sleeping in the back oh and don't forget at the end Neil Ross and Rob Mark has to go somewhere unfortunately they'll be signing autographs in here you won't have to wait in all the long lines tomorrow I'm just saying if you want to get a sneak peek at an autograph or a photo all right I'm sorry I can't Sak around I have to go to Dragon conon yeah Mark has Mark's busy all right whenever you guys are ready okay all right I got to get into my Jack face all right here we go it's so good I think it hurts after a while but all right forget it Jake it's Chinatown simber goes running to find his friend Nala and uh she's having a bath and he's grabbed by his mom she starts to give him a bath too and the animal turns means she's licking him clean I remember uh Miss 74 once did that with anyway U just wanted to make sure we're on the same page anyway they make out they make Zazu escort them into the watering hole and uh well I I feel a song coming on little song a little dance yeah Batman's head on a lance no you do step Lively chop chops as soon as we get to the watering hole which is my favorite club uh the sooner we can leave all right all right all right where are we really going a broth I mean an elephant graveyard not the Water Buffalo lodge wow oh shut the [ __ ] up sorry Zazu oh I said I said something externally how are we going to ditch the dodo ah now just look at you two little seeds of homans blossoming into savan your parents will be thrilled what will you being betr and all it's LLY be what betroll intended manacled together all right Einstein enough with a $5 words what does that mean a faned it means one day you two are going to be Mar over your dead body E I can't marry her she's a friend we're colleages yeah it'll be so weird besides I'm already happily married to Wilma Flintstone well I'm so sorry to burst your bubble but you two turtle doves have no choice it's a tradition going back Generations well when I'm Queen darling that'll be the first thing to go not so long as I'm around in that case you're fired ignis mhm well nice try but only the king can do that all right hold on like uh he's the uh what do you call it the future king that's right use your words very good so with that in mind and the ink still drying on the blood contract I think it means you have to do what I say darling well I I don't really un this an attitude like that I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic King indeed darling I don't need a reflection this looks fabulous it's working very well for me thank you very much indeed thank you oh [ __ ] really yeah I'm going to be a mighty king to enemies beware I think well I've never seen a king of beast oh that's your line isn't it with quite a little hair well [ __ ] it I'm going to be the main event like no King was before I'm brushing up looking down I'm working on my raw meow and D far I mean there are only eight notes dude how hard can it be okay and thus far a rather uninspiring thing oh I just can't wait well you thank you two people appreciate it thank you for the support great thank you you've a a rather long way to go young Master if you think no one's saying do this there a modern Stone Age family from the town of oh wait sorry no it's uh no one saying be there but uh yeah whatever no one saying stop that no one saying he here there's a lot of ease in this here keep going darling you're doing all right what it free to run around all day all right free to do it my [Applause] where and scen very good very good how you how are they doing up here what do you guys think everyone's clapping but that guy back there I don't know what we got to do to get him to clap yeah I think you're looking at me all right next one next scene as Simba Ross John C Riley oh excellent as Nala uh Mark yes uh Jan The Prostitute from Dragon Age oh Jan the pro well please if I Jathan the sex worker if you don't mind sorry SE sex worker all right that guy in the back knows what that is uh Rob as Zazu George te oh my wow amazing uh as shenzi Ross I'm going to have you do alpacino oh as let's oh as Bonsai Mark I'm also going to have you do Gilbert godfried G godfried all right yeah as the narrator okay there's two voice we got to choose which one Neil's going to do so don't say anything yet the choices are going to be Mickey Mouse and Patrick Stewart so if you all want Patrick Stewart scream all right and if you all want Mickey Mouse I think Patrick Stewart won that one so Patrick Stewart will narrate and there is a there is one line in here where all the hyena laugh so when I point to you you have to all be ridiculous Hyena's laughing and while they're getting ready we'll practice cuz you guys just half of you are already hammered yeah I'm looking at you that guy in the back right there yeah orangee shirt yeah I see you he's like raising his yeah oh no not you the other guy all right on the count of three let's hear your hyenas 1 two three whoa that was actually pretty good Terri all right here damn all right whenever you guys are ready couple oh it's me [ __ ] four lights okay so um we just had a well choreographed song with all of the [ __ ] animals doing all kinds of weird [ __ ] and at the end we had a rhino sitting on zazo oh my the Cubs get away although one of them was tortured and he was screaming at the end they four lights but we're not entirely sure if that's accurate only Che Nala pin Simba twice and they are now in an elephant graveyard all right it worked I didn't wreck it I'll say it worked after all I pinned you twice what and I'm afraid well we lost him I am a genius wow hey genius it was my idea yeah but I pulled it off yeah I've pulled off a few things in my time but I would point out that you pulled it off with moah this is me all right we made it wow it's really creepy yeah isn't it great we could get in big trouble and speak speaking of things getting big uh anyway hey come on let's go check it out wrong the only checking out you will do will be to check out of here a man you ruin all the fun Zazu we are Way Beyond the boundary of the pride lands look banana break banana beak is scared it's Mr banana beak to you fuzzy and right now we are all in very real Danger danger all right I walk on the wild wild side I laugh in the face of danger take that danger I'm laughing your face stupid danger stupid think you're stupid I'm smarter than you stupid danger I put in a little steeve Brule for this from inside a skull hideous hyena laughing Echoes out well well well Bonsai what do we got here okay bunch of hyenas yeah I don't know SII other hyena friend a trio of [Applause] trespasses quite by accident let me assure you a simple navigational error oh oh oh wait wait wait I know I know you you're Mufasa's little sto aren't you I Madam am the king's major Domo oh and that would make you the Future King [Laughter] H oh that's my line [ __ ] uh do you know what we do to Kings who step outside of that Kingdom uh uh you can't do anything to me well now wait wait wait rit in Jr technically they can yeah but Zazu you told me they're nothing but slobbering mangy stupid poers day on theid stay oh my hey who Are You Callin open stay we are hyas and that is Pig Latin oh my my my my look at the sun it's time to go warp factor 12 what's the hurry we'd love for you to stick around for dinner okay yeah we could have whatever's lying around you get it Ling cuz that's where you are a lion oh wait wait wait wait wait I got one too make mine a cub sandwich what do you think hey hey hey did we all order this dinner to go no why cuz there it go oh [ __ ] and [Applause] scen you guys having fun or what again everybody but that guy is screaming where is he where is he all right I can see him from here orange shirt yeah his beard yeah I can see you all right I hope you guys have had fun you know we're at the last scene you've all seen your watches but the good news they're signing autographs after you're more than welcome to stay I hope you do all right and like us so we can come back next year and don't forget Saturday come back to see the finale we're only halfway through the movie after this all right as the narrator Rob Raphael from the original Ninja Turtles before we excuse me before we go may I just take this opportunity those of you out there of a certain age whose parents purchased Ninja Turtle action figures for you please please thank your parents for their laress because as a result my child's teeth are straight [Laughter] today cabanga as Bonsai Ross you and McGregor Oh yay as shenzi um Mark Commander Shephard gotcha uh Rob Ed doesn't have lines he just laughs and makes noises can you just do something I'm I'm 68 years old I make all kinds of noises yeah when he makes noises that's a hyena laughing all right uh let's see for scar see for Neil we had two voices to choose from I'm going to read them both don't say anything then we'll scream so the choices are Diamond Joe Quimby or David Bowie yeah that's what I said so I'm not going to make the decision you are so if you want diamond Joe Quimby scream do we even need to ask all right if you want David Bowie scream that was pretty damn easy all right lyrics this is so cool that I was going to choose before Mark yeah yeah you know people have heard me do Commander shephard a lot so I did I actually worked on a couple of impressions for this we didn't get to them dude if you don't mind as a different character sure so as Mufasa Mark's going to be either Roger the alien from American Dad or the ghoul Walton goggin as the ghoul from Fallout now if you want Roger the Alien scream if you want the ghoul scream I don't know that was tied Roger was that tide half and half okay okay we'll tell you what I could do Roger the Alien as seni and then do Mufasa as the ghoul that means no Commander Shepherd they'll always be Commander Shepherd all right done and done so Roger the Alien is Mufasa okay and the ghoul is shenzi okay Neil is scar scar yes as David Bowie as the crowd so dominantly said so uh I think that is it oh and a Simba with the new movie coming out Ross how about a little Beetle Juice okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right this is the this is it folks I hope you had fun please please like us so that we can come back and uh enjoy and stick around after for autographs whenever you're ready all right over the next 14 pages we see whoopy Goldberg chich Maron Jim Cummings chase the Cubs around the bones in the graveyard and then Shredder I mean Mufasa Saves the Day beats them up and takes the lion cubs home we see scar hiding in the cave Simba I'm very disappointed in you [Applause] [Laughter] hey Babs get line everybody's disappointed with me get the [ __ ] out of here well I'll tell you what Buster Brown you could have been killed you deliberately disobeyed me and what's worse you put Nala in danger well guess what I was just trying to be brave like you well I'll let you in on a little secret I'm only Brave when I have to be Simba being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble yeah but uh I mean you're not scared of anything not even sand worms sh no no I was today you were yes I thought I was going to lose you oh [ __ ] well I guess even Kings get scared huh mhm mhm M I'll tell you yeah mhm but you know what what I think those hyenas were even scared her that's that's cuz nobody messes with your dad Dad hey we're uh we're Amigos right we're Hermos hey yeah we're we're all those words you said yeah uh and we'll always be together right chuck all right Simba let me tell you something that my father told me look at the stars the great Kings of the past look down on us from those Stars holy [ __ ] are you [ __ ] me I [ __ ] you not so whenever you feel alone just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you and so will I if if I may I'll be right here a little creepy not going to lie it's a reference to a great Spielberg movie the fact that Simba is as dumb as a hammer notwithstanding we cut back to the heest cave where they're licking their wounds their wounds okay that's what they're licking and from James Earl Jones kicking their butts oh man that lousy Mufasa I won't be able to take it for a week [Laughter] I mean sit for a [Applause] week eat more grass no it's not funny Ed oh really shut up well if the giggling circle jerk has been completed would you knock it off well he started it look at you guys no wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain oh man I hate dangling yeah well if it weren't for them Lions we'd be running the joint oh I hate Lions too yeah they were pushy and hairy and stinky and man they oh ug ugly oh surely we Lion's not that bad oh scar it's just you that's okay you remind me of the actor yeah sorry there fell we just thought it was somebody important you know like muasa oh I see now that's power o tell me about it I just hear that name I shudder oh m FAA oh oh waa yeah do it again MOA oh yeah yeah now that that is one very small drop in a very big bucket of drugs Mufasa Mufasa muasa oh yeah woo it just tingles me I would say I'm surrounded by idiots but actually quite like whatever you two are [ __ ] on right now now you you scar you're you're one of us I mean you're are PAL [ __ ] o yeah I like that he not the king but he still so dang proper and seen big round of applause for these four guys I hope you all had a lot of fun if you want autographs or photos stick around uh we're going to have three tables Neil will be over here Rob will be right here Ross will be right there so start lining up if you want and in the back you still want one a free bandana I want to try to hit someone in the back oh oh all right folks have a great night thank you very much please come see these guys thank [Music] you you had my heart inside youur then you it to the me [Music] [Applause] [Music] baby I have no story to be told but I've had one on you and I'm going to make