State of Lack - Complete French TV Movie - Comedy - Eva MAZAURIC, Anne CHARRIER - FP

Anything ! Phew. Pamphile, breakfast! Pamphile! Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit…! Hop, and zhoo! Oh, damn! Oh, no… Oh the c*n! Oh, damn! Oh ! But would it make you angry to say goodbye? Um... I didn't want to wake you, that's all. Well, goodbye, so what… Shall we… kiss each other? No ! What's your first name ? Thierry, why? To forget it. Hey, I mean, you had a good one, eh, last night! Oh, you're bragging there...! How hungry I am... I'm hungry...! Mm… Pamphile! I don't want milk! And why ? Milk comes from the cow, which is a sacred animal. Yeah, well that one wasn't, eh, she had only done stupid things. Come on, drink your milk! No ! You will not push me into impurity! Pamphile, please stop, it's not possible! Every time you spend the weekend with your father, he sends me a llama. And not one who spits, one who prays! By the way… Hello, may the peace of Heaven be with you. You are at Valentin, you can leave a message. Valentin, listen, that’s how it goes, right? Stop stuffing this kid's head with your Tibetan salads. I don't need a spiritual guide! On the other hand, if you could pay me his pension, it would help me find my inner balance, you owe me 3000 Euros! So get by, all you have to do is ask for a microcredit. See you ! Crow's feet, my c*l! Turkey legs, yes! Oh shit, the wound! The wound, the wound, the wound! What are you doing here again? Well nothing, I was passing! I do not believe you. No one passes through here, not even the police! Come on, get in! I had a delivery: Turkish delights, pistachios, halwa… What joy! This will do you good, I feel a little stressed these days. Thank you, I hadn't seen… Férid, I'm trying to stop smoking, and I'm afraid of gaining weight, imagine. It doesn't matter, you're going to marry a wholesaler. I'm not marrying anyone, Férid, I already told you! Okay, come on, I'll take you to the office, eh! “The Andromache position allows the woman to take control of the relationship through calculated stimulation of the clitoris…” No! But no, you... you rub the meat with coarse salt!... That's it! “There are mono-orgasmic women and others who are multi-orgasmic, that is to say, capable of having two or three, even four orgasms during the same romantic encounter. However, female orgasm takes longer to reach and sometimes requires coitus for at least forty-five minutes…” Forty-five minutes! “But, let's take a moment to look at the company to which our three heroines devote 35 hours of their time every week, for a monthly salary of 1795 euros, clearly insufficient for their needs. LA PROVIDENCE UNIVERSELLE – insurance and reinsurance company with capital of 70 million euros, counted and recounted scrupulously by two floors of armed accountants – absorbs 647 motivated employees every morning, whom it spits out every evening at 5 p.m. 15, exhausted but still motivated. According to the philosopher Spinoza, universal providence is the natural principle according to which every living organism seeks to maintain itself in the same state or to rise to a higher level... Sorry. … So, Mademoiselle Le Fauconnier, with the aim of improving her lot, intrigues to get transferred to the ground floor, which would save her the hassle of using the elevators, and save her a significant five minutes of sleep per day, or three full nights per year. …Thus, the CEO, Mr. Peter Adams, does everything possible to protect himself from the maneuvers of the board of directors, and retain his privileges, in particular the enjoyment of a chauffeur, a company limousine, and 'a private elevator. …Thus, Aurélien Rinauro, deputy director of the production department, aims to preserve his hard-won status as Don Juan de la Défense by drawing on the natural game reserve that UNIVERSAL PROVIDENCE represents… …The cashmere underwear, I really like it… Hello. Good morning. Marie-Annick, are you okay? Hi, Amanda. How are you ? So, is your diet working? Aah… I have two scales who have agreed against me. I'm going to buy a third. This contract came back?! First of all, you should dress less tightly. Hey, I heard about a cabbage diet. Not with cream, eh! Yeah, I know him. And the one made from cold meats too and the one made from bananas... It comes from my mother, I'm sure, she gave me something in my chromosomes so that I store sugars and fats. Even at daycare , I was the biggest baby! Ah, already! Hello, Marie-Annick. Good morning. Hi, Amanda. Hey, the neckline is superb... a real bombshell! She's beautiful, isn't she? I find that it doesn't benefit him. We do not have the same values. Say, you... can you get Adams to aim this at me? This is the circular for pollution provisions. THANKS ! 45 minutes ! But it’s loooong…! So now you have time to think about your shopping list! I like it when I don't expect it. You see, very quickly! Get over here and bang! Like a capital execution! Yeah ! Oh, the other day, Jean-Loup sneezed in the middle, well, that made me come... straight away! It’s true, eh! But, then… what does it feel like to come? Ooh…! It's... uh... Aah... !Co... like hot water all of a sudden, you know? It’s Aah…! You’re… what if we don’t feel that way? Ah well, it’s a shame, eh! But you know, you're too stressed right now. To really feel an orgasm, you have to be cool! BUT ANYWAY, DAMN, SINCE WHEN IS IT OBLIGATORY TO HAVE AN ORGASM?! Um… Miss Ferrara, I received an inflammatory letter from the League Against Racism. Is it true that we refused to hire a black person? No. Um yes ! But his interview was not very conclusive! It seems that you have set traps for him. Me ? Oh, but not at all! Well, give him his interview again, and don't set a trap for him! We are not in the bush. But I didn't refuse to hire a black man, I refused to hire an idiot! Yes, well you were wrong. There's also a quota of idiots to respect, you know... Don't worry, my dear, I'll sort that out for you. You look great, huh, when you blush. Say, can you...prepare me a list of retirements for the next three years, please? “An orgasm whenever I want”… Hum! Will you lend it to me? “It’s Safia Ben Mokhtar, who is always late! » Your mouth, cancer patients! We'll see when smoking is banned in the street! Did you stop? I won't give you a week! Hi ! Hi. Tell me, I took a look at the new campaign project on the home pack, it's good, eh! Mmm! You tried hard. Mm...Adams should like that. Do you know Kim? She should probably work with me… Hello! Mmm… Tell me, you… you still don’t smoke? No. You make up for it on coke, then, right? But no, it's... it's, uh... it's, it's Turkish delight. Ah... Coke has fewer calories!... Come on, see you again! Yeah, see you… Slut! At lunchtime, Universal Providence provides its 647 employees with abundant, varied, refined and healthy food, designed by a famous chef. It is an opportunity for all employees to escape personal tensions, and to exchange information about their work in a relaxed and friendly atmosphere. … You're tired of it, you fucking get out! ... It's been in the box for three months and... Do you want some mineral water? mm! We sit in the back, there, it's good... ...a little Italian restaurant that I know, quite nice...a little cozy, a little... What's on today? Rooster or roast veal. Braised shellfish or endives. Cock-coquillettes. It's crazy because you... I've been looking at you since a while ago... you have features... of... my grandmother... But you can't pay attention! I did not do anything ! I didn't even touch you! Pff… Oh and shit, huh! Um… Roast veal – endives, please . Oh ! Please, Ms. Pzoniak, it's the last zero percent! I see it clearly. Yes, but... but I... I'm on a diet! That, on the other hand, cannot be seen! I don't like what's there, can you make me two eggs? Ah, no problem! I'll pull down my pants and give them to you right now! Huh… do you think you’re funny? And then without the yolks, it's just for the proteins. Nah, it's just to piss me off, yeah! Y’artik sarta! Chnoua? Didn't they teach you politeness in your slum? Y’artik j’reb, ya blid! Nah but repeat that, you monkey, go! It's okay, that's enough Moncef, the intifada, there! Make him his eggs, we're hungry, right? No, not even if I die! I don't get treated by a girl! Do you know what the girl says to you? Your eggs, all you have to do is put them back where they came from, there, there! Moncef, come back! Moncef, stop! Do you have to look for it, do you? You know how he is! Wait, I don't have to eat his liposuction residue! And not even the dogs of Calcutta would want it! Enjoy your food ! Moncef! Rhoo…! Universal Providence, my ass! It's a universal catastrophe, eh! You should try putting them in the washing machine. Oh, I should definitely throw them in the trash! Damn, plus, I'm going to spend the afternoon with wet feet! Well, my colleague has a hairdryer, if you want, I can pass it to you? What floor are you on? On the 9th, Human Resources. Office 927. Ah... I seem to have seen you before, right? We already spoke at a Christmas tree, or… something like that. My name is Amandine Freycinet. Elsa Ferrara. Nice to meet you. Um...I'm Adams' assistant. Oh, Adams... He doesn't look like a tap dancer, does he? One day, I'll kill this guy! I tell my brothers how he treated me for two fried eggs, and I swear, hey, they're ripping his throat from ear to ear! …Do you mind if I smoke? Ah, in principle, it's forbidden, eh... What, are you looking for lice on me too?! Well no, go ahead, smoke! I don't want to have my throat slit by your brothers! I had stopped. It was that bastard cook who made me take it again! … Safia Ben Mokhtar, I work in communications. Nice to meet you. We meet, but we don't know each other. That, too, sucks. …I'm getting paranoid, huh? I want to kill everyone! … Have you stopped too? No… Well, I… Yes. Alcohol yesterday. You're lucky, eh! It's less difficult, alcohol. Yeah, that's what you think. If you want, we'll exchange! Oh, look, it's not better for me, eh: I stopped eating. I gained eight kilos in three months. I'm disgusted. As soon as I have a problem, I eat, and I gain weight! No, I have no willpower , and it's driving me crazy! But tell me, how does it feel when you want to drink? Well, like… uh… like a void. Like…like a reverse orgasm. At the same time, fortunately we still have this, eh? What ? Well, the orgasm. Ah, yes… Besides, I wonder how many calories an orgasm burns… Hey! I spoke about your problem to Miss Le Fauconnier… Ho, but it’s not true! You're not going to let the whole tower know, though! But she has an address! Another sexologist, I've seen fifty of them. But no, he's an African marabout. Thank you for having me excised! Oh, Elsa! The film is at 8:10 p.m. Does that suit you? Great ! I just have time to go find a really hot little skirt that I spotted! Oh well, where? Mmmm… Can I come with you? That works, my love ? Elodie, have I told you all the good things I think of you? No... No really, I... I recognize your files just by their scent. It's surprising... What do you do with it? I spend my nights on it, Mr. Rinauro... And, what do you wear to sleep? … It was beautiful… ! Oh yes… ! Oh, there, there… It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a film like that… I love it! And it's funny!... Shall we have a bite to eat? Oh yeah, why not? Ooh… I have to negotiate this with the babysitter, it’s not going to be easy! Well, go ahead, walk in front, I… It was great, anyway Oh, I love it, I love it! Oh, the second! Do you remember… ? ... No, no, he's cute... Hello Nadège, are you okay? ... You see, it's small details, it's... Yes, everything is going well, Pamphile is good?... Reincarnation?... No, no, it's nothing, don't worry … … It was last week, at the coffee machine… And… do you have anyone at the moment? Guys who drink my coffee, who pee next to my toilet bowl, and who leave. And you ? No. I have nothing to eat. But uh...I must not be very social. I have an ex who is ruining my life: he is unemployed, Krishna tendency, and he poisoned Pamphile. He is our son, and the future Dalai Lama! I have Férid who would like me to become Madame Pasta and Couscous… - that's the name of her company - and live in an apartment decorated like the Kuwait City airport. I don't hold guys back. They slide on me. It must be because I... I don't have an orgasm, I can't do it! Well… you just have to pretend. Oh, well, thank you, I did n't wait for you! …But it’s still humiliating! Before, all women were frigid, no one minded. So, this thing is new! Stop eating if you're afraid of gaining weight! ... Excuse me... I... I'm a little on edge, I... Mmm... Damn, she's good! You pull one shot and the world puts itself back in place! I will never be able to stop. That's because you have the strength of character of an infant! Say… I saw that the works council offers a week in all-inclusive thalassotherapy for less than 300 euros. Don't you think that would do us any good? You for the cigarettes, you for the alcohol and then me… well… for the rest. 300 euros! But, it's nothing! We get rid of stress, we regain our health. Goodbye gloom, and hello mania! Yeah, it's valid. Yeah… Oh, just what am I going to do with Pamphile?! Damn, this one is unbreakable, pfff! … It's mean ! No ! Your kid freaks me out so much! Me, I mark, serious there! Stop talking young, it ages you... You just have to stop listening to him. Hold on ! He told Annie's twins about the crucifixion of Jesus in real time, and they didn't sleep for two weeks!... Why didn't you bring him, anyway, huh? And stop eating cake if you want to lose weight! He's at his father's house for once! ... Then, it's okay, come on... I'll manage on my own. A thalassotherapy! Talk about a gogo catch! Why what do you have? The swimsuit complex ? But you look beautiful in a swimsuit, my darling! Yeah, that's it ! Two kilos five in the front, two kilos three in the back!… And… what if I give you a new television? Yours is rotten. Full HD? If you want. But not one you buy on credit, then?! But what does that change for you? I'm the one who pays the credit! Well, for me, that changes everything, I don't want a TV on credit! Because the day you stop paying the credit, they come and take it away from me! …Okay, that’s okay, I’ll keep it for you, your kid! But on one condition: you agree to meet this Jean-Philippe. He's a very good boy. He has just won 150,000 euros in the lottery. ...Yeah, be smart, but you don't have a penny in front of you! And I showed him a photo of you, he finds you sensational. Wait, what photo?! Not the one in the swimsuit, eh, you promised! But if. But like that, he saw that you didn't have any complexes. Are you parked far away? No, there, next door. Oh, this elevator is a snail! Okay... I'll leave you because I don't want to miss the weather forecast , is work okay? Flawless. Come on, big girl! You're fat, but at your age, that doesn't matter anymore, does it? THE! Lè, lè,... Lè ya khouia! THE ! They are stuffed with camel poop, your dates, Abdelaziz! What did we say?! We said deglet in nour, first choice ! .... Okay, I'll send them back to you postage collect! Dabarassek! … Bésléma! Wow! He's a dishonest man, eh, this Abdelaziz. He gives Arabs a bad name, it annoys me. Ah… And you think it comes from him? Um… You know, I never understood this thalassotherapy thing, what is this fashion?! I have a great hammam at Place des Fêtes, and what's more, it has great prices! Wait, I feel like a Chinese ravioli in your hammam! And… you… are you going to get naked like that in front of strangers, or…? ...Listen, I already have four brothers who would have wanted me to be born with the veil, so that's okay, eh! Ok… Férid, listen to me carefully: we are neither married, nor even engaged. OK ?! Well, we set the date whenever you want! The apartment is almost ready, there's more than just the wallpaper to choose. What's he sweating... Next time I'll get on it. Andromache's position ... Why Andromache? Who was it ? Hector's wife? No, that’s a song by Brassens… “La femme d’Hector”… Pfff… How long has it been? Not even 4 minutes ! In 45 minutes, it will have melted... Let's see: warm socks, my two cashmere sweaters, underwear, my battery charger, a wool hat... Did you like it? You're a real Formula 1 driver, you! Did you see ! Mm… Excuse me, I have to go pack my suitcase. Don't hang around too much, eh... A particularly effective works council allows Providence staff not to lose sight of each other during the holidays, while taking advantage of charming hotel infrastructures, even during peak periods. Fitness centers take care of it to maintain tone, balance and harmony. … No no no !! Oh, you're annoying, aren't you!.... Oh, it's okay! Come on, let's go, faster! ...The sun!.... ...The sea!... ...And the wind! It's great, isn't it? Oh yes ! Oh damn… Oh, I’m good!!! …I have to find a pharmacy, I have my period! Oh... Pfff... What is she doing, is she trying them all, or what? I personaly do not know. What made you gain weight? ...I don't know, a guy who dumped you... Wait, take it easy, anyway! Oh, it's okay, I'm talking to you as a friend, just to help you! It will stay between us. No, but if you keep everything to yourself, you'll rot your insides... Did it end badly? Did you love him deeply? ...I didn't think that one day I would miss Moncef's cooking! Pfff… no, I can’t! Be careful, people are watching us! So what ? It's a bit lacking in a guy, isn't it? Especially since they are a little old here! Why, how old was yours? Eh ? What did you say? I didn't follow? Nothing, she was dumped by a guy she was completely crazy about, and it broke her shell! Ah well, say so! It begins well ! Did you need to tell that? You're both starting to piss me off with your moods, aren't you? Ooh! Ooh, she's booonne! Ooh! She's booon! Aaaah! Aaaah!...Oh that's good... No, but is that really what an orgasm is like? Well, I'll never get there. You're talking, it's rubbish! It's really boring, other people's pleasure. You open a magazine, you see sublime creatures . You watch a film, they cum like animals! And we stay at the dock… Oooui, yes, yes, yes! Aaah, Aaah… Speak for yourself! … You smoke ? What ? It calms me down. I don’t eat, I…I don’t drink, I’m not going to stop smoking, eh! Wait, you're not going to smoke under my nose just because your ass is on fire?! Wait, we're not going to argue over a porn movie! Oh, you, the lazy one, Camembert, eh! … Do you know what they say at home? “Obese woman falls asleep when we fuck her”! … Well, at home, we say: “frigid woman develops wrinkles”… - Louder! …Go ahead, go ahead! ... -… Ooh!... Aaah! … What happened ? Oh, they're everywhere! … What are you doing ? Well, I'm eating, imagine! I smoke, and I eat! Abstinence is going well like that, eh! And… what does it taste like? Veal-prune. Can I have one? But no, you can't, you're on a diet. ... Oh, she's good!... But what are you doing there? But... you smoke, I drink! Pff… it’s lamentable, eh! All this, because of one guy! … Two types. …Three guys. Ah good ? Because you too? Well yeah… Well, you hide your game well, eh! The worse the game is, the more you hide it. Don't you have banana and fig? …Oh she is beautiful! ... Yes. Thank you... Aah... Mmm... Ah, he's my favorite!... Mmm... When I think about it, he called me his little soldier. Its what? His little soldier. He loved making me stand at attention in scantily clad... Well, what, is that bad? Who was this patient? Well, it was… Well, go ahead, answer! Who was it ?! Hey, it's okay! Don't torture me , eh! … It was… Aurélien Rinauro. But how do you know? We were part of the same army, you and me! He made me act like a little soldier too. It's not true ! And me too. Ah, shit! Aurélien? But how could he do that?... And with you?! Oh ! Why are we too ugly? It's not true... I'm fed up... Are we going to the wall? Oh yeah ! Hey, wait for me! …When did that happen to you, with Rinauro? Me, at Eid, in October. Same for me ! Oh, the bastard! … Wow!... Wow, wow! Hey ! Sir ! Sir ! Hey, sir! Please sir ! Hey ! Oooh!... Asshole! Brrr… My feet are freezing and a hairdryer on my head! Do you really need to smoke? We said we were on leave! … And you, when did that happen? In November, on All Saints’ Day. That means he fucked us all at the same time! Wait, not quite at the same time, though... You're still in love, it shows. ...Yeah, but I've been holding on to cuddles for two years. So… obviously, it weakens… What’s more, I collect humiliations in love. Aurélien even supported Pamphile. He said he was a gifted child. The dream, what! And you walked! You know what ? Our worst enemy is us! ...Me, he realized from the first evening that I had no orgasm... Must say, I overloaded the mule a little. I should have shouted less loudly... He was so kind... He told me that... that it took time to get used to each other... that with him, I would get there . And I took everything at face value. Except, of course, I never got there… But they're annoying, guys who absolutely want to make us cum! No, but it's true, it's sadism! It still makes me really angry! …Oh, you will tell me, at the same time, I took advantage of it. Are you saying that for me? Oh, look, it's okay, eh! You're not going to argue over him! We don't argue for him, we argue because of him! Because of his fucking delinquent angel smile... Oh, I'm cold, what a stupid place! Why didn't we take the stay in Djerba?! He promised me a trip to Tunisia. I wanted to lose 6 kilos to be beautiful for him: for two weeks, I ate nothing, only sachets. I went to get my hair removed, I did UV so as not to embarrass him on the beach… And the worst! The worst ! …I was so sure I would lose weight that I bought a swimsuit two sizes too small. It was monstrous, it made me bulge everywhere! I looked like a wimp in there! And you know what ? A week before, he arrived, and he said to me: “It’s not going to be possible, my father is ill.” Pfff… Done, death penalty! And that swimsuit, that damn swimsuit ! Well, I was never able to throw it away, it cost me too much! And you ? Well, what, me? Well, what did he do to you? Well... he forced me to... write him some rather dirty letters, really. Finally, you see the type? He said it boosted his libido! And you know where I found one? In the photocopier! NO !!! Shame, shame! And did you sign them? Well no ! But it doesn't matter, then! You learned to write. … You know what ? We should get revenge. How ? If there's three of us, we could ruin his life, but that's the way it should be! Make a mess of your files, lose your contracts, torpedo your clients... ...Spread rumors, sabotage your IT. In two months, it is torn to shreds, and our honor is cleansed. Pshh… Would you agree? Yeah, yeah, yeah... He looked for it. So, “All for one, and one for all!” » Wow, wow! ... It's less good for women. Treated as privileged, regenerated by these quality stays, the staff, on their return, face their tasks with new energy and competitiveness, which benefits the community. SO ? Listen: I made the three elevators, and Elsa took care of the car. Okay, what about you, the computer? He forgot his cell phone on his desk, this idiot! Come on, I'll hurry. See you ! Hello, you have no messages. To change your greeting, type 1… …After the tone, record your new message. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Oh, how good she is! Oh, how good she is! Aah… You are indeed on Aurélien Rinauro’s email … Oh! Yes… what am I taking, what am I taking! Ooh yes! He puts it on me, he puts it on me! Aaaah… You can still leave a message after the beep… Oooh! Aaaah! …Mm?! Ah, hello, Amandine. So, thalassotherapy? I wanted to ask you, because... Listen: 300 euros, 300 grams, do your accounting. Excuse me, I'm in a hurry! ... It's written on his face, eh, by the way... Well, so... Hello! So, Amandine, are we still chasing the Shapiro file? Yes!... Well, thalassotherapy has transformed you, eh! You can not know ! I'm in a hurry, goodbye! Ah! Rinauro… Are you okay? Yes… Woof, woof! Woof! … That’s not nice for dachshunds, huh! Woof woof ! Woof! Woof! Wait, shh! Here it is ! Good morning ! In my opinion, he hasn't seen his car yet. I arranged it well. It cost at least 5000 euros to repair. He gets the franchise plus a penalty. He's going to try to blow it up. It must be referred to by Adams... I'll take care of it: refused! Oh ! Oh, I bought myself a pair of moccasins, damn, I want to be buried in them! Oh, they are beautiful! Is your kif problem still at a standstill? Pfff... But you opened my eyes... I'm going to try sapphic love. But… ! Not with me ! I don’t think so, no… I don’t think so… You’re scared, aren’t you! Well, I'm leaving early today, eh! Are you going to your vet? Woof! Wow!... But anyway, what is this new stupid game? Woof! Woof! Woof! Good morning. Good morning. How are you ? Great. Things are getting better, eh, for the black guy. Mmm… Which Black? Well, the ones we hired... well, the one we hired... well, the one we didn't hire. We found two more! … Mm…Are you going down there? No. No, because... I have to go back to... the 19th century to look for a... something I forgot... Ah... They are just as black but more efficient. GOOD. It's good... Yes... It's good... Very good... Well, are you sure it's okay? Yes ! Good morning. Good morning. How are you ? Yes ! Aurélien, my darling, your car! What happened to your car? It's nothing, mom. It's just sheet metal. How ? How “just sheet metal”? How ? How about sheet metal? Did you have an accident? Tell me the truth, are you hurt? You're hurt ? But no, mom. I wasn't in the car, don't worry... I don't believe you! Raymond! Raymond, come quickly! The little one had an accident! But stop shouting, I tell you it’s okay! How are you " ? Look at the condition of your car! No! Don't look, it'll scare you! If you're afraid that I'm afraid, why are you screaming then? Good point for him. Are you okay, my little daddy? Ah, my son, my son! Show me ? You didn't get anything in your face, luckily, God bless. You are beautiful, you are beautiful, my son. It's okay, it's okay... Well, my old man, he didn't miss you, eh! Okay, shall we… go back? I'm cold here. You are cold ? That's the shock! Come on, come on, darling, come on... I hope you have good insurance? But, good insurance?! He works in insurance! It does not mean anything ! I've never smoked, and my lungs are in ruins! Yes, well it’s not just the lungs…! What, were there riots again? I didn't go out to see, but it seems they burned trash cans. When I think about how peaceful it was here before... Again, you're talking about that! Pfff… Was that trash yours?! You're not going to argue yet, are you? Sit down, darling, sit down. That's what marriage is, my old man! Go ahead and disgust him while you're at it! That way, we'll never see our grandchildren! You won't escape it: the other day, with Madame Valensi, they made a list of all the marriageable girls in the neighborhood. I know two or three… you’re going to enjoy it! Hello? Hello? Ah, too late. But anyway, mom…. But what mom? You left it in your coat pocket! So… Come on, Raymond, give me your plate! There you go… Yes? Do you find yourself funny, Aurélien?! Ah, you really are a bad guy! Who is this bitch? I…I’ll call you back. ... Who is this bitch?!... I... I'll call you back. Aurélien, can I serve you? Yes, please… There you go. A little meat... Are you eating well at least? With the life you lead? Every day at the restaurant, it's not good, eh! It depends which ones eh?! It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, thank you. Ah, nothing beats the family ration. Here, look. Eh ? Huh, Raymond? … Well, you don’t answer? At this time, it can only be annoying, anyway... This is the time when I usually call you. Yes ? No, you never call me again! I never want to hear from you again, okay?! You really are a weirdo! A mentally ill person! You're a real scumbag... Mm, it's okay, what you did... It's... And you? what did you do? Eh ? Can you explain to me why there are all these women yelling at you? For nothing, mom. Don't worry about that, okay? It's my private life. And you think I'm an idiot, too! Besides what?... Ah, it's you Amandine. You put a copy of the draft contract in front of everyone, don't you? Yes sir. As per usual. And don't forget the coffee! Lots of coffee! They are Italians… …Finally where is Rinauro? Did you see him this morning? Oh no, sir, not yet. What is he doing ? Do you want me to call him on his cell phone? Yes, that's it. And then pass it to me! Here, sir. … Aah… You are on Aurélien Rinauro’s email… Oh! Yes… what am I taking, what am I taking! Ooh yes! He puts it on me, he puts it on me! Aaaah… You can still leave a message after the beep… Yes, Rinauro! I don't like this kind of humor AT ALL! Ah, here they are! … Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Mr. Adams… Please. Peter Adams. Good morning. Good day. Hello Sir… Please take a seat. Good day. Hello Sir. Excuse me sir. I had a... little car problem, I took it to the garage, and there was no taxi... Damn, he's going to annoy me all day for being five minutes late, isn't he? But no ! Scusi… Hey, psst! Bottle operation started, the baby will soon be snoring. Elsa? The sandman came by... It's rolling! ... And we are committed to providing our clients with the most comprehensive insurance and risk management solutions possible, as my colleague will explain to you, Mr. Rinauro!... Mr. Rinauro? ...so... concerning helipopters... helicopters , ... our company is... is able... to insure the most diverse... xe... risks associated with... with... helitr... winching... Our policy being... always having been to attach ourselves to… to blankets… Attach to blankets? … Uh… … Our policy has always consisted of offering innovative solutions and coverage in the field of new risks linked to the development of modern society. We have carefully studied all the problems posed by this very particular segment of air transport with the constant aim of offering our customers flexible guarantees, adapted to their needs... Concerning your company, our experts have analyzed its sectors of activity. activities, and made a diagnosis of all the risk factors… ...And, as you can see from this diagram, we are now able to evaluate the different… …sections of the dachshund's anatomy. Here, the respiratory system. Here, the digestive system, and here the genital system which can, in an adult individual… …Aurélien! Where are all these women? Eh ? But what did you do to them? Aurélien! Tell me the truth ! BUT MOM ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? ...Excuse me... I...don't know what's wrong with me...I...I'm sorry. No, no, don't look. Just listening to your messages makes us exhausted... You are part of a new breed of employees, Rinauro: the integrated junkies! And this one, with merguez? Ah, merguez, it's for me. The vegetarian is for Pamphile. Pamphile! Come eat your pizza! For me, it's the one with cholesterol. Elsa, Safia, I present to you Pamphile. Pamphile, these are my colleagues. Be illuminated by the truth. What is he saying ? …I don’t know. Okay, have your pizza. What do you want to drink? I do not care. And I therefore ! Desire, greed and lust, are veils of the mind. Damn, he… he’s still nervous! Wait, he spent the weekend at his father's house, he came back like this... Oh, shit!! I stained my new 300 euro skirt! Oh darn ! Ah, thank you... Can you pass me the hot sauce, please? … And say, our offensive against Rinauro sucks! Have you seen the new car he bought? Looks like we did him a favor! Yeah. And what's more, he struts around pulling this Kim behind him, as if he's going to ride her in the next race! Do you think he did it to himself? Negative. She still drinks in his words, and she laughs at his lame jokes... It's my favorite game to guess that. You see, in restaurants, the girls who listen with their eyes shining and their mouths open, the guy praising them about the advantage of diesel over gasoline... I assure you that every time, it's not done yet. Ho! I love this song ! Na, na, na... So what could we do that's really bad, that would send him to the mat for the count? And do you find this Kim beautiful? Ugh. Oh yes anyway ! I find it vulgar... I have an idea for Rinauro! It's what ? I know what can fuck up a serious guy! But go ahead, give birth! It's because everyone thinks he's having a tuna! Oooh…! But a real tuna, from the high seas, the real humiliating taspé! That, for a Don Juan, is a downfall. No more girls look at him! … Eh ?! It's not stupid, that... You see, it reminds me of a guy I was crazy about, in my city, whose name was Alvaro. You see, I looked at him, he made me burn like a microwave... And one day, I saw him with a bitch from bitch, eh, but shame incarnate! There, it was over. Instant healing! But be careful, we need the cannon tuna! Not small farmed cod! And after that, we manage to shove it into his paws, and… And where are we going to find it? Full tower! Just on my floor, it’s teeming with tuna! Who are you thinking about ?... Look, Jennifer from accounting: that's premium canned tuna. White flesh, a little soft, and buttocks shaped like a drop of oil. Pffff! It's small frying. Small frying?! But look at how she's made up! It… it looks like a funfair! Yes, but she's missing something, I don't know what... It's... it's the big bangs there, the long hair, it's... It looks provincial, not tuna... And Christelle Jabeleau, behind ? No, it's not a tuna, it's a sardine! And what's more, she's not stupid, I know her. Ah, because it also has to be… : Ah… Inevitably! Stupid, big mouth, made up, and if possible with breast prostheses! Or grouper lips, that's not bad either. Note, it's stupid that we're looking for a girl, because Guilbert wouldn't be bad! It's a guy!... Hey, hey, hey! Babette Powell, over there? Look, we can see her thong. Hey ! The thong does not make the tuna. I wear some too, eh. Well, all you have to do is introduce yourself! But it's too late!... Well, listen, if we want to get there, we have to agree on the definition of tuna. It's easy ! Tuna is simply defined by the anxiety of going unnoticed. She must show off, and speak loudly. There is no such thing as a shy tuna. No, no, but the physical first! Rinauro, he doesn't really care, whether it speaks or not. The proof: Kim! You see, for me, it's more the behavior, the chewing gum, the voice, the walk... Damn, it's worse than Miss France! Oh!... And if we did like in the film: a tuna dinner! We each choose one, we look at them, we listen to them, and then we vote! It’s not stupid… YEZZI AAD,! My brothers just need to mind their asses! Do I choose a wife for them? You're wrong, family is sacred! But why me ? But what have I done in heaven to make you set your sights on me? I'm skinny, I smoke, I drink, I dance, and I don't do Ramadan. You won't always offend your soul and body!... You will need me... So please, choose a sample: blood and gold, or green? No ! Blood and gold, it's not bad! Blood and gold, it’s… it’s the colors of Bab-Souika’s Esperance Sportive! I don't really care. … What are you doing ? Come ! What is that thing ? It's my parents, they left you a message. It will happen. Aslema benti, marhaba bik fi ayeltek el j'dida… Melli chouft sourtek dkhalt fi qualbi kif noktet laassal… Do you understand? Uh no. So, there, she welcomes you to your new family. And she tells you that, when she saw your photo, you immediately entered her heart, like a drop of honey. There you go… …Besléma!!! Do you want me to leave it to you? No, Férid, but... I will be a bad wife for you. You know, with... with love and money, you can sort out a lot of things. Well, I can't... ... I think...I'm going to choose, uh...blood and gold. If you don't like it, well...we'll change! ... Say, you! ...Did you dive again? Hello, anyway! No, I talk to them up close to enjoy their smoke, that's all! How are you ? No, my third scale agrees with the others. Okay, so for me, we can go easy on the tuna dinner. I found a superb one! Ah…! Hello ! Hi, Kim!… That’s it, I found mine: great! Oh, will you give me a few more days? I'm not happy with mine... Oh well no, old girl, too bad for you! We said the day after tomorrow, it's the day after tomorrow, you just have to manage! Pfff… ...Okay. Around what time for Rome?... 12 p.m.... Hello! Good morning. So, you should sign... there! Wait, first I'll see what it is... ...Yes, yes, I'm here, sir. Of course I understood: departure Thursday, stopover in Rome; then, a flight the next day to London… When do you want to come back? ...Ah, Do you want to go to Dublin too? Hi ! …Ah no, that doesn’t pose a problem to me, sir… Cool! Thanks, see you soon! See you later. Excuse me, I have a double call, I'll call you back right away! Who was it ? Who was it? Wasn't it Mr. Adams? No but... The girl there who just came out. Who was it ? Well… It was Allison Flamand from litigation. For what ? For nothing ! … Hey ! …And you know what he says to me?! No, what does he tell you? When I see you, I don't see the others anymore!... Wait! Which one is yours , Jezebel? No, Jezebel, it's Elsa's. I'm Stéphanie. Look!… Is everything okay, Stéphanie? Listen, it’s great! No, but it's true... Uh... on the other hand, everyone calls me Stef, but I prefer Stéphanie, eh! It’s classier, eh! …I love your necklace! Did you buy it from Marquise? I bought one too, it's the same one as Cameron Diaz! Ah, I saw it! Nooo?! Yeah!... But for me, turquoise suits my complexion better. Yeah yeah. This summer, with just that and a thong, I refused people! Oh, but you're lucky! No, but it’s v… I’m accused of being a little stuck up. That's exactly what I said to myself when I saw you in the elevator: so I said to myself, that one has a clothespin on her pussy, right? Oh yeah ? Ah, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah. Hey ! I'll explain to you, girls. My credo is: I have fun, you have fun, we have fun! And if I come across a guy who doesn't think like me, it's straight out the door!! Oh, but you're right... Ah! That must be mine! Its what? His…guest! So he told you that?! Hin, hin… it’s crazy!… Hello! Cuckoo ! Oh no, I can’t see that one… Wow! You are amazing! Eh, you saw, eh! Very swinging London. Yeaah! Allison: Safia, Elsa! Hi ! Welcome. Oh, by the way, I found this on the sidewalk, I took it for Pampryl! Ah… Pamphile. Hi ! I'm Allison! Hold ! It's super seventies, right?! Yes, we put it in the trash this morning. Come, let me introduce you...: Jezebel!... Good evening! … Hi ! …Stephanie! But we… haven’t we seen each other before?… Ah but yes, but we’re all from Prov! Ah, I didn't recognize you!... You were in the sixth grade, weren't you? No. I'm on eighth, Disputes. Ah, but yes, you’re at Laborit! Oh, he looks so sexy with his vintage ties! Absolutely a winner! So that's really the type to please bitches! Nah, but it’s true! He dresses on the Internet, only copy, no class! However, he is in love with me. Well… from me too! Naaaan! He took a rake, I crushed him! There's one thing I can't stand: guys who are overconfident! Wait, I'll give them to you! Hin, hin, hin!... Ah yes, that’s great! ... Me the same, the hatred is direct! Superbad trips, no thanks, I'm overbooked until 2050! And me… No, what turns me on is cool, romantic guys! Oh yeah ! Like, uh... James Dean? Who is it ? He's a silent film star! Hey ! What I hate is guys who don't talk to me! So, I don't ask for poems, but I don't lie down if I don't have an intellectual connection first, eh! But I too, I too, am all for talk-love, eh! Confidences on the pillow, when we recite songs to each other, that's... that's the bomb! So what I can't stand with guys is the beach! But it's true ! All you have is the cell phone, the swimsuit, and the glasses to know who you're dealing with! It's unbearable ! Mmm, that’s right… Mmm, yeah. …Eh ? what do you think about it ? Hin Hin Hin Oh, I'm hungry! What are we eating ? Ah, I made a tagine. Oh yeah! Oh…! Oh, I love ethno-food! All these spices turn me into a sexual target! Oh, the other day...the other day I'm going Indian brunch at… uh…, at… uh… A stupid name there, like “Hey, I’m in pain”… But yes, but you know, there’s Lady Di who had her photo taken in front! You… you see, this… The Taj Mahal. Ah… yes, maybe… Well, anyway. I stuffed myself with spices, Human Bomb! All the guys were watching more than me! And I was with Vicky, my girlfriend, she was totally disgusting! …She had everything redone… …No, but she looks pretty good!… …She had her ribs done…. …Nah but wait... Is it worth it, honestly?! …Ah no, but not at all… Damn, sangria with tagine is deadly! I have one of those headaches!… Don’t you? Ah, well, no, I hardly drank any, so, uh... Do you ever drink? Nope ! Alcohol is not feminine, it makes me snore. It was a guy, one morning, who told me that… Oh, you’re talking about a debriefing! Ah, the shame, serious! Speaking of shame… Have you been in litigation for a long time? Um… well it’s been 8 months! Before, I was in accounting, but... the boss got the hell out of me, this total bitch! All because Anthony had a crush on me. No, but really... So now, I send reminder letters to people: like "If you don't pay, because you owe us so much, well we'll tear your dick off!" ". Me, I… I hate it! When I was little, my mother received lots of them, and... it made her cry, so... Oooh... Hey, you know I'm in Human Resources? If you want, I can try to move you. I heard that Aurélien Rinauro is looking for an assistant. What floor is that one on? At the direction. Ah, yeah… Would you like that? Well, yeah… Well, do you think… I would suit him? Oh… ! Like a glove ! Hello, Allison! Oh, hello! How are you ? Cool ! Hey, your dinner was top class, eh, thanks again. It's nothing... Hey, Amandine, you know Rinauro well... I wanted to offer Allison to him as an assistant, it seems he's looking for one. Oh yes ? This is a very, very good idea! Hey, look, it’s actually him. Good morning. Hey... Wow... Wait, did you see how he looked at you? Psshh…! Ah, but that’s my magnetism. I've done some tests, I'm at maximum. Say, he’s…he’s super glamorous! Don't you think?... All you have to do is make the contract! Okay, well… Okay, okay… Well yes!! Ah, Mr Jabert, so what do we do for Aurélien Rinauro? Because Cathy is on maternity leave, he needs an assistant... I don't know, Elsa. Can't find one for him? Yes it is. I would have one, almost bilingual, but he absolutely wants Kim… Well, hey! I would like it too... Except that Villanova had asked for it before him... so it's going to cause a fuss. No, it won't make a fuss! Rinauro will take what he is given. We are not a modeling agency! Who did you think of to replace Cathy? Sorry... To...To the little Fleming, some contention. Oh, Allison Flamand?! That UFO on the executive floor? No, you're crazy, Elsa... It's a tuna! Ah, not at all!!! Finally, if I may, Mr. Jabert, you are wrong! She... she's better than she looks, huh! She speaks English well, she worships you and she is even very fine…. She is thin ? Oh yes ! You are sure? Hum! Good! I trust you. Do as you wish. In any case, even if he complains, I will make him eat by force, eh! Because this guy is a little too inclined to consider the female staff of Providence as his harem! I'm going to get myself a coffee! No, listen, I...I've already had a lot of problems with them, I'd rather not. No, uh...No! All right ! Okay, well... Well...y-y-listen, I have someone in my office, I uh...I'm going to have to leave you. Can you call me back on Monday? All right ! Thank you Are you okay, Jabert? Miss… Aurélien, I present to you Allison Flamand who will be your assistant during Cathy’s absence… Um... who decided that? No… because I… I already have someone in mind, eh! Who do you have in mind? Well... Kim Delannoy Well let's see!... Kim was promised to Villanova a long time ago, man. Yes, no but uh...ex...excuse us, miss... Jabert, What is this story? Are you kidding me or what? What do you want me to do with this attraction? Well what you usually do with Cathy. No, but this kid has never been an assistant, it shows! Ah good ? How do you see that? Bah…outward signs of incompetence! No, but what do you want me to do? I'm going to look like a carnival with this thing in my office! Ah, you attach too much importance to looks, Rinauro. Yours and that of your colleagues. Good day ! Oh, did it go well? And you ? Oh look, she told me that…. I had built up an image of myself as fat, and that's where the whole problem came from. What is it? A psychodietician. 60 euros per session! But where is Pamphile? In his room. Pamphile! Have you prepared your bag? No ! Dad called, he's coming to pick me up for meditation and he'll bring me back afterwards. What ? What is this story ? It's his weekend! What's more important to do? He has to go door to door to relieve people! Well, it will give people relief next week! This guy is something… eh! So, where are we with Rinauro? The tuna is in place. All that’s left to do is… Ah, it’s you! Hey, what's this Valentine's story again? We've been saying this ALL weekend! It's okay, it's okay, don't attack me. All problems have a solution, you just need to approach them with enough serenity... And what are you doing there? Uh, well I'm taking off my shoes. No, no, no, no, you do that at home, not here! A friend, Elsa…uh… Hello. Nice to meet you. Okay, I’ll help… Pamphile. And I forbid you from making him beg in the street, eh? And you bring it back to me Sunday evening with 250 euros! Two hundred and fifty euros! What do you want to do with such a fortune? I want to sign him up for fencing. I am against all forms of violence. Don't you have a cigarette? No ! THANKS. Are you sure you want to take this? Yeah ! Okay, come on, cover yourself well... Do you have homework? No ! I want to go door to door with dad!!! It's not even a question. Dad does what he wants, but you obey. So what's the point of me shaving my head? That's to look like a cancer patient, my darling! To make mom worry. I've had it up to here ! Hey ! If you want, it is an art of loving ecstasy which combines the sensual and the spiritual, and which allows you to improve your sexual performance by delaying orgasm indefinitely. To infinity ? Oh ! And… you… you know how to do it? Yes of course yes. But uh… I’m working eh! Hey, do you know this poem? “Abandoning themselves to the rising and clawing passionate flow, causing an intense pleasure to emerge, lacerating their bodies with ardor…” Ah ah ahah, it’s hot eh… And how! One: you enjoy and two: you get closer to God. Oooh… Allison! Yes sir ? Come this way. Did you type this letter? Yes sir ! Who do you think it is addressed to? Um... I, I, I, I don't know... I... Ah well, to... to Mr. Max Chabat, Golden Beauty, 4 rue du Sentier in the 2nd? That's it ? Yes ! But it will arrive at: “Reference: 2238C, contract 146632X”. You think ? But yes, Allison! You typed the address in the wrong place! This letter is intended for an envelope at WINDOW! So I sign it, I fold it, I slip it into the envelope at WINDOW…. And what are you reading? Oh yes!... It's funny. Do you find that funny? We...maybe we can put it the other way around, right? Upside down ? Yes, Universal Providence sends its mail backwards? I, I, I... I don't know, I... no but, I... I'm going to do it again. Yes Yes Yes! And take the opportunity to write La Défense with a capital D, because it's not an elephant's tusk! Hey, do we agree? Yes ? And then put the real date! February 21 yes but what year? We don't know, we don't know! Eh ? 2008? 2050? 1914? Before or after Jesus Christ? Huh, Allison? Afterwards... But... what's more, you've rewritten the letter for Mr. Langlois four times... But... what exactly are you? Um...distracted? Dyslexic? Illiterate? E... emotional, sir... But look what you look like there! It looks like a panda! No, but, wipe your eyes, you'll think I'm tormenting you... And then... why do you dress like that? To be fashionable! Oh but you are beyond fashion! Well beyond ! You are a… a prototype! No, you have to push uh...Allison And where are you going? Well, put on my makeup again... for the meeting at Mr. Adams's... No, no, no, it's not worth it! I will manage on my own. But it’s magnificent, a prototype! That means there's no other girl like you. You are a special case! Yeah…a tuna while you’re at it! Oooooh… But not at all! You, a tuna? Don't make me laugh. What is happening ? Oh, there's Rinauro who's falling in love with her and it's making her cry. Ooooh… He told her she was beyond death. From the MO…DEUH! Hello ! Hello ! Hellooo Ooooh, come on, come on, shush...go Where did I put the file... We're not going to get there anymore, sir! Eh ?? Yes… but hey if only I knew where Cathy put the expert's answer… Do you mind? Go ahead… Ah, here’s the report. That’s good Allison, you have order, that’s something… I don’t deserve it, eh! My mother was a neat freak. I had better take it easy otherwise, a dance! Well, I feel like we just have to pay. Can you check in your files that Ms. Devannes had indeed taken civil responsibility for her dog? File No. 14 A, slash, 229 slash, 75. Ah yes! I have it: “RC pets. » What did the dog do? Obviously he crossed the road... A guy wanted to avoid him and he wrecked his car... The expert says it's a wreck. Are you popular? Yes sir, yes. 7,512 euros. Well, send it to accounting, I'll sign the voucher. I...I think it's a scam, sir. Pardon ? Well yeah you know: the guy, who has a broken or rotten car, spots the dog alone. If he has a collar, he grabs it, locks it in his garage, calls the dog's owner to claim the insurance... And that's it! Well shit, then! Well, I'm going to ask for an investigation... Well, uh next case: Madame Agnès Robinsky, Paris 18th... Say, Allison... Yes? What made you think it was a scam? Um, my mother made it. She knew a lot about it. “… use of the indicative in relation to the subjunctive. Two types of uses clearly illustrate the value of the indicative by showing its opposition with the subjunctive…” Oh damn, I don’t get anything! Allison! Yes sir. Um, call me Allison! But it's me, sir. Say, uh, say uh… you know where the damn Shapiro file is? Well I...I reclassified it, sir. Because you wrote it sometimes with an S and sometimes with a C. That's why papers were always missing. So, I asked the archives for his file. It's spelled with an S... There it is. Say, y…did you take a look at the Berthomieux file, the restaurant that burned down? Yes why ? For nothing... Are you sniffing anything special? Does it look clean to you? Well, yes… well, I’m not a specialist. Did your mother never do the fire incident? Oh no ! No, it was more like water damage. There's a meeting tonight at...Adams's...I'll need you. Stopped ! But, I can't go to the same store as you, I already have them in black, I'm not going to buy them in plum... Oh no, no, no! But I’m not telling you… Girls! Hey ! It works really well! He brought her to the committee at Adams! Oh... She's totally high, she takes his files to him, she gives him a drink... Oooh... And...and him? Well, he uh, looks protective, a real slap in the face! I even think Adams looked at them askance. Oh, that’s not true… Here we go! We will win ! We will win ! We will win ! We will win ! We will win ! Okay, Pamphile, I'll take this up to the 2nd floor, I'll have five minutes. I am coming with you ! Out of the question, it's not a shopping center! You stay there and draw quietly. Anger is one of the three poisons of the mind, hmm? Well what are you doing? Nothing. How are you ? Is she there, your mother? No. Ah good ? I needed a report. I'm going to leave him...a little note. You recognize me ? Hey, do you know who I am? Of course. You are mom's tuna. The what ? Mom's tuna. They had a dinner to choose the most beautiful one. And…you won. Finally, mom…. But why ? I think it's to get revenge on a bastard who let them down... But these bitches still love him. “There is no worse fury, even in hell, than that of a rejected woman. » It was my father who taught me this phrase. Do you understand it? Otherwise I'll explain it to you... Say, are you interested in knowing the Buddha's real name? No. Bitches! Bitches! I will kill you! You bitches! I will fuck your face!... Scum! I will avenge myself ! Is this circus over? I ca n't concentrate! Yes I'm coming ! Allison! Did you find this Baudoin report? Here sir. Thank you… Well, what’s wrong with you? Did you cry? No, no, it's nothing, it's an allergy... Not mine, I hope! Hmm? Miss Please ! Miss ! …Something a little bit more… Hi, Allison! How are you ? Well, you changed your hairstyle! Mmm! You look funny… No, no, it’s okay… I…. excuse me. I… I wanted… I just wanted to ask you, something personal… Mm! You and... you and Aurélien Rinauro, you have... well, I mean uh, you had a love affair, right? Well uh?! But it's stupid why are you saying that? Oh, you don't have to apologize, Elsa... It's not your fault if I'm crazy about him and you're ruining his head. Me ? Oh, then that would surprise me! That…that didn’t last long enough, you see! It was brief, you know! Very very brief, eh! Except that he really had a crush on you... and he's still super addicted. Well, wh… but what makes you think that? Do you think we put the photo of someone we don't calculate on the screen of our computer? To stare at him fifty times a day? Oh ! fifty times a day… Good evening. Hi. You changed your hairstyle, it suits you! Thank you Amandine, you...you swear to tell me the truth? On Pampryl's head? But uh, about what? About Aurélien and you… You had a story, huh? Yes, finally… The truth, Amandine! You promised me. Oh uh, it was a long time ago, you know, and then it was uh... Anyway? Yes, very brief! He still loves you, Amandine! He is seriously in love with you. Ah good !? But do you believe? You went to see a show together, right? Yes one time. A Bénabar concert. For what ? Because he kept the tickets and he wrote behind them “Souvenir d’Amandine”. The other day, I saw him, he was kissing the tickets... Even though I found it a bit quiche... a bit, a bit too much, in fact! Hi ! Why too much? Hi Safia! Hi. How are you ? And you ? Yeah ! Oh by the way, meaning! sense ! And tell me if this perfume suits me. Well uh, it’s “Joli Coco”. Yeah ! Well, it’s not new… it’s been my perfume for centuries! It's yours ? Well yeah ! Safia… are you my friend? Tell me the truth, did you have an affair with Aurélien Rinauro? I don't know what makes you say that, uh... So, is that it? This what? He sniffs your perfume in secret like a big poison. ...Goodbye, have a good day... See you soon... There, there you go, yeah, exactly, and a little bit... spicy, you see... Mom, are you making me recite the three caraté... characteristics of existence?... What what are you doing ? Well, you see clearly, my darling, I shave my hair. It's disgusting ! But not at all ! It’s your mom’s hair nougat… Do you want to taste it? YUCK! No, here, I recite. So: So… “Impermanence: Everything is constantly changing, everything is in flux, nothing is fixed once and for all” Do you understand? But of course, my darling: nothing is final. What we thought was lost can come back. I had the guard put a handful of cockroaches in it, and I lowered the price, by 20,000 dinars! In five years – five years! – I sell it, I make a capital gain of 100,000. I am the king of the transaction. Even Mounir recognizes it. And I told him! I told him Mounir, it's not glory that I'm looking for, at most notoriety. Note it, the “at most”…. Where you go ? On the sidewalk with the smokers, I need some air. I can come ? No ! Uh Saturday? Saturday, I can't, I'd prefer Monday Hi, Aurélien... I... can I call you back? I'll call you back ! Hello… Is it me you were waiting for? No ! Um yes I...I...do you have five minutes? For you, always! Oh, stop... I, I wanted to... warn you about something... I put you at the top of the new CHP list... What? “High Potential Executives”… Oh, you know what that is anyway? Yes, yes, yes perfectly! Yes, the new HR gadget to motivate us without increasing us! “Work harder and earn miles!” » Oh, but it's interesting, you know! And how ! Yes, when I have 100,000 miles, Providence will offer me a ticket for a Nile cruise… but ONE ticket! What if, for example, I want to take you with me, hmm? Who pays? But, I... I don't know. Me ? Are you on the CHP list? No. Too bad... No but it's... it's a catch galore, your thing, eh! But it's... it's nice of you to have thought of me, really it's... But, but, you think of me too, right? I...we...maybe we could both have a drink one of these days Well listen uh, why not? See you in front of the coffee machine! Oh !!!! Pfff So? Are we making a pact with the enemy? You scared me ! Whatever you were talking about, you two seemed intimate. You're welcome...from...his urination costs... Mission costs. Frs…I’m going to go, eh! Mm… Aurélien! Yes ? Hi ! Hi. Um, say, that… would you like to do 8 days of snowmobiling in Canada, with uh… the person of your choice? Um… when? In October. You know, we're organizing a seminar... uh, in Montreal on the theme: " Get some insurance"? Yes, that's for those who lack it. Do you think I lack confidence? But no, you're stupid! Well no, I just want to share the good things with you! Rather than all these badgers... A week of fun, all expenses paid... with whoever you want! Look, it’s tempting… I’m not saying no. Let's talk about it again, because I'm in a bit of a hurry...ok? No problem! You know where I spend my days… Yes! Yes, I know… Aurélien! Yes ? Can I say a word to you? Um yes. Can I join you in my office? Yes ? What are you doing here ? Are you... are you going for the jackpot? Stopped ! No, I… I wanted to see you to talk to you about Mr. Adams’ reception! No, I wanted to tell you that... I put you on the guest list. Oh yes. You are happy ? I should ? Well yes anyway eh! It’s good for your career! When is it? Tuesday. You are free ? Tuesday, I'm not sure. But yes, I will be free. I will... can I come with a friend? No just kidding ! Well I'm going Allison, eh! Ok thank you. Wow, great class! Do you have personal wealth or something? I took out a loan, sir. To be up to the task. GOOD. Well uh...well, I have to...I have to go to Pantin to Fibracom. We're playing a big game there. Is that the file? Yes, yes, I gave you a summary. It seems that the boss, Mr. Manékian, is a big golf fan. So, I have prepared this for you... You will say that you are a beginner... and also a little summary of the latest trophies... You can read it in the taxi, if you want. He'll arrive in two minutes, it's a red minivan. Perfect ! Well uh, see you later… Say Allison… Yes? How would you like a week uh…snowmobiling with me in Canada? With you?... Uh, I've never done one! Me neither ! Well, I'm going, the...the taxi Good luck. Ah, Yeees! Vrooomm! At work. So who do I start with? Amandine is the softest! “My dear…”. No. “My sweet Amandine…”. No. “My almond paste…”. Oh, that's great, that's going to kill him, marzipan! “ I find you bewitching, you strike me as an Afrodisiac…” “Afrodisiac”? Oh, it doesn't matter! “And I realize how crazy I was to try to tear you from my heart…” Oooh “… Your indelible memory…” Indelible! He's dyslexic, how cute! “...is music in my heart that will never die. If you knew how much I miss our caresses and our kisses…”. Smoking is prohibited! By now, you should know that. I'm going to beat the shit out of her, it won't be long!... "If you knew..." "...the words of love that you whispered in my ear, your perfumed skin, the union of our two souls, our celestial harmony..." "...we were like fetuses of straw, lifted up by passion... I remember our loving murmurs...this song that came from our souls..." Ah pfff when is he going to give it to me , this fucking date! Aaah That, we're going to take it again in blue, in a white reserve, okay? Mmm! But what are you doing ? Nothing. I check my email. Again ! If you do a calculation over the year, you realize, firstly... That... I'll come back... I'm just going to check something. Well, where are you going? Amanda? How's it going ? Ah… yes, yes. Ah, uh... actually, I wanted to tell you, I can't come to the cinema on Friday... My mother is celebrating her wedding anniversary. But I thought she was divorced? Well, you don’t know my mother do you! Ah, well that's good because I ...I have a girlfriend who is burying her bachelorette party. Ah! Well, uh...I'm going, I'm in a hurry Ok...ciao Hi! The cow ! I don't know this dress! Still happy, we've been separated for three years! Will you pay me right away? When I get home, right? No, I owe money to a friend, he's due to come by later... Ok, how much do you want? The union rate is 7 euros per hour with a minimum of three hours. Here… Not the taxi. The metro sucks at this hour. You get by with that… Well, Pamphile is sleeping, you’re not playing too loud, are you? Come on, I'll go. If you sleep, let me know anyway! Hello madam, welcome to the Garden of Delights! Ah I have… I have an appointment. Mr. Rinauro's table, Yes, ma'am! You are expected. Oh thank you. What are you doing here ? And you ? Well I…I don’t understand. But you, you... do you dine there too? For what ? Have you reserved the room? It's not possible…. Oh it's okay, it's okay, it's okay! Who invited you? I received the same circular as you! He couldn't have done that!? But it would be wrong to be embarrassed, with idiots like us! Ah, the trap! …What a bastard! Ah, it's not possible... I do n't believe it... I don't believe it... He's not going to come? Our fucking Prince Charming? Better not wait for it. The young lady said… that, for you. Thus, Universal Providence which strives – as we have seen – to maintain in human and professional relationships, a climate of trust and camaraderie, Universal Providence, we said, never fails to celebrate the happy events which mark the life of the Company and its members, from the most eminent to the most modest... Thank you... Congratulations... Thank you... Thank you! So, when did you get married? THURSDAY ! It was great ! And where are you going, then? In Mauritius. Ah, and you think it's good? Cuckoo ! Ooh! Congratulations… Oh Amandine… Say, it seems you… you are moving up in rank Like you! And I'm taking your place, old man. I'm going to hit the whole tower! Oh, Elsa, are you okay? Are you okay, Valentine? I still haven't received your check... Oh right? You surprise me. We don't see each other much anymore, huh? I'm coming... It's wonderful, I stopped drinking. That's it ! I had one. Well, several, even! With him ? But are you sure it was one? Absolutely, like in the movie. Have you seen Safia? She's smoking downstairs. Do you know that she is going to marry Férid? That's it, Elodie is trying to tax me, but what a nuisance that is, I shouldn't have told her about the orgasm! Hey, Hey, Hey! It's still mine that he marries with tuna Eh, well done! Hello ! Will you give it to me, this cigarette? Yes, hey! Eh…Give me a cigarette! You've already smoked three today, that's enough. Yes, but today is a party! Ah, and so during the holidays your lungs don't get clogged? Neither your arteries… nor your bladder? My bladder! You want to control my bladder too! But I don't believe it. Wooallah, Férid, I'm going to kill you! …and I had the curiosity to look in the dictionary at “Providence” and here is the definition that I found there: “Which occurs opportunely by a happy coincidence”. This is exactly what happened with Allison, she was sent to me by providence. In other words, by all of you. So thank you to everyone and in particular to Elsa Ferrara, Amandine Freycinet and Safia Ben Mokhtar whose self-sacrifice no longer needs to be proven and who did not hesitate to force the hand of chance. But after all, what is the insurance profession, if not a daily battle against chance? Thank you, and long live “Universal Providence ”! Well done ! well done ! Do you think he's still mad at us? We haven't finished shitting yet! But don't be dramatic... Valentine, my darling, stay here... Hey, hey, what about the gift? Yes ! The gift… THE GIFT! GIFT ! What is it, is it a wheel? Well, go ahead, open it. No, go ahead. No, go ahead… No, come on… Good!