SEC Shorts - Jimbo gets fired

can you believe Scott Woodward pull this off hiring Jimbo Fisher away from Florida State I can't believe FSU didn't try to keep them a bunch of smooth brained ignorant yep sorry sorry the future of A&M football is brighter than ever oh look wa a balar fortune teller machine hey should we find out how many national championships we're going to get on the Jimbo [Music] yeah I am the all knowing balar you're future seasons in this Crystal Ball I see a single question you may ask of me ballar how many national championships is Jimbo going to win for A&M M the alloing says oh it's you guys it's a little awkward for balar but uh you put the coin in so balar is legally obligated to give you an answer you guys just promise to be cool okay it's zero like nada nothing Zilo zero zero but he has to be better than Kevin suin the weight of baltar's knowledge would crush you okay okay okay okay so sure maybe we don't win a National Championship but but Jimbo no doubt has this lose a heartbreaker in the title game and finish a close second nope make the playoff not win the conference netive win the division N I have a winning record against om Miss B is sorry but no so in six years we don't do any of that stuff nope and you all sound like future Tennessee fans they thought they were going to be safe this week oh I got to do some stress relief push-ups are you serious but he won a national championship in Florida State yeah it turns out jamus Winston was carrying those teams a little bit more than we thought what was in those CB legs wa and also my man over here just don't even with that plaque okay plaque what plaque you know what plaque what is you he talking about what's he talking about Patrick what's he talking about Patrick Jimbo Fisher head football coach filling the date National Championship plaque I thought it would be a good motivation Technic has Twitter seen this this cannot be happening Jimbo a failure we can't even win the West don't forget Texas joining the SEC what what yeah but we have a handshake deal buddy it ain't on paper so you got Jack I'm going to be sick those fat cats in the SEC office are nothing but a bunch of yellow bellied no good I'm sorry it just kind of comes out I don't really know look it's not all just going to be terrible for the next 6 years or anything there's some great moments in there too like the seven overtime win against LSU a walk-off field goal against Alabama you rush the field there a 51-10 win over Mississippi state with a third string quarterback wow Mississippi state must be awesome if they're in our Jimbo highlights no uh yeah they're not but there is a top five finish in a shorten pandemic season pandemic balo's not touching that one but get ready for Zoom happy hours you know what maybe balar is right I mean sure it's not what we want to hear but Texas A&M is the most unique and loyal fan base in the country we'd show up to the stadium no matter who is coaching the most important thing though we need to keep looking we need to keep trying to find that coach that puts us over the top and on that day friends we'll find that coach that brings us a national championship yeah hey whoop thanks btar this hurts to hear but I think we needed it one more thing GameStop just trust me and start buying 76 million people fully guaranteed non offsetting what you might want to go ahead and start sucking up to Monty Davis and the rest of those boosters you're going to need those checkbooks no and Payton maybe don't live stream midnight yell the internet's just not going to get it keep your heads up Texas A&M fans next week could be just a little bit better unless they hire Bobby Betrina as their full-time coach and this episode was brought to you by renaissant Bank understanding you