Aaron Rodgers tells his coaches about how his billionaire girlfriend eats the players
Published: Aug 29, 2024
Duration: 00:10:02
Category: Sports
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when you have a lot of talent you're not really turned on by winning you just have a lot of respect for your own spirals Aaron's obsessed with his arm strength God I'm so above average way better than anyone he's not motivated by winning Super Bowls he's motivated by knowing that no matter what he'll never [ __ ] suck everyone else probably will and that's dangerous when you're surrounded by NFL players who believe in hard work which doesn't get you anywhere all it does is waste your time someone with Talent they just kind of show up and they're the star they don't have to [ __ ] strength train think about how hard you're working out just so you can feel like a winner well what if you're already a winner I already have the talent I could have did so much more with that time my brain moves at this speed of light and here I am having to slow down or someone who's slow wait so you can understand what I'm saying how come you kill coaches just don't go [ __ ] find smarter people to surround me with the guy's already gentrified he's asking a coaches why do I have to play with poor people I already have the cash I already have the cannon why isn't there another planet where it's just the best players why isn't there a real life Hall of Fame like another [ __ ] NFL that's better than this NPC NFL I should be able to graduate to a higher level of the game Tom Brady has to stop playing because he's at the point in the sport where he just wants to do the thinking part he doesn't want to be surrounded by diversity he has to dumb himself down why isn't there a world where no matter what color you are everybody just acts white like they know the why he told the coaches he's like you realize in the locker room just cuz I'm white when I show up every body feels like there's a [ __ ] cop I'm like a policeman who's allowed to play on the team I got to join a [ __ ] gang to play the game that I love I got to do all these stupid [ __ ] handshakes they want me to sit in the quarterback room and [ __ ] study film I already Ace the [ __ ] test 100% 110% A+ the teacher put a little stamp on it that say [ __ ] great job she drew a [ __ ] smiley face the things I can do with a ball and I have to come to this stupid [ __ ] Blue Collar [ __ ] day job people act like they're worth billions but in their brains they're still broke they're back in the [ __ ] ghetto [ __ ] brain dead I don't know why we don't have a blood dried bus common these [ __ ] guys can get blood donated from kids that grew up in Upper Echelon Caucasian cashr white privilege families from the [ __ ] suburbs that have dollars you know because when it comes to dogs then they wouldn't have a [ __ ] pit and um that's uncontrollable and needs to be put down they'd have a [ __ ] A P ranian that people want a pet that you can put in an expensive purse that you can take inside of a restaurant and you can eat lunch and they [ __ ] let you my [ __ ] fiance is a billionaire they literally I'm not making this up eat black people for dinner like it's a [ __ ] barbecue restaurant I'm not supposed to say this out loud I don't want to do it but I I had [ __ ] uh I thought it was Chili's baby back ribs and barbecue sauce they eat foreigners people from other lands for lunch anything to do with diversity gets [ __ ] turned into dinner why do you think they like the illegals coming here they don't have [ __ ] passports missing people their [ __ ] meals you know how hard it is to control yourself after you've gone past the collective Consciousness and become a [ __ ] cannibal you know I used to see a poor person and I be like what a loser but now I'm like it's [ __ ] looks like lunch and I call someone and I'm like [ __ ] they're right over there [ __ ] kidnap them and turn them into a [ __ ] meal kit that's real power when you start eating people putting them in prison it's like a [ __ ] a Tyson chicken factory for [ __ ] crackheads what do those people have to prove they're not clocking in at work they're not taking classes at a community college where do they go every day do you know the census of your local prison you probably don't it's private people own it it's a [ __ ] Plantation it's a [ __ ] food processing plan they literally take a prisoner and they [ __ ] throw them in a tree Shredder and it sprays is into a [ __ ] pot of hot [ __ ] boiling water they got Ragu in there potatoes [ __ ] uh golden corn kernels uh chicken bullan onion powder garlic powder salt pepper little Cayenne a little ketchup for the kind of sugary sweet it's like a a black person beef stew I had a bowl I said what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] delicious they told me one of my football player friends was in then I [ __ ] spit it out they said they it was LeRoy Butler I said he he [ __ ] went to 10 Pro Bowls won a Super Bowl with Brit they said they were just kidding and then that's when they told me it was Greg Jennings and I started to gag but I didn't care because he's mean to me on the talk sports shows I looked down at the crockpot I said who's cooking now all these people serve is carcasses from the [ __ ] Caribbean you go out to Epstein Island you eat an Islander I went out to Egypt and inside the pyramid there's a restaurant where you can eat a mummy literally they [ __ ] murder someone and they wrap them in bacon strips you unpeel them and you [ __ ] put little pinch little chunks and put it in your mouth you [ __ ] eat them and swallow their [ __ ] penny o land you get like this adrenaline [ __ ] rush you get so [ __ ] high and you meet God and he assures you that the person you ate wasn't even going to get into heaven anyways don't feel bad and that's when he tells you that hell on Earth is literally Hell's Kitchen if you do bad things they have you for dinner you die and your family sells you to a funeral home who turns around and sells you to the [ __ ] government what a life you end up a burger at Wendy's half of these [ __ ] people are going to get turned into 8020 hamburger meat your soul becomes a [ __ ] sirloin steak on sale in the little bin where it's half price it was 20 now it's [ __ ] $4 dollars it expires tomorrow they're gonna die again as part of someone's diet you go to these third world countries they got these private chefs they [ __ ] kidnap people they cook them you sign something that says that they're going to put surveillance on you for the rest of your life you say anything you'll just be walking a sniper will shoot you you live the rest of your life in fear but you'll never [ __ ] forget how [ __ ] good it was I'll chew on a human bone like a [ __ ] dog on the carpet makes you burp people are fruitarians I'm a face I I eat people's faces literally I have a deli machine I put someone's skull in it and I shave off their grouper cheeks and I turned someone into a [ __ ] sandwich you know how people put their hand in a plastic bag to pick up dog poop that could be your friend [ __ ] dog who died from diabetes because he had diabetes he wasn't allowed to eat candy and sugar when he [ __ ] dies he actually becomes like the diet version of someone they would cook for dinner like someone who ask for like no salt low sodium they sell them diabetes Doug for supper I spend all this money trying to find the cure for people who are just going to get Co and then end up in a crockpot it was funny this melin starf he served as human brains inside of a bike helmet and here you are like taking a spoon and you're scraping out like the last bite he left the the skull shell in the bottom this is crazy who thought CTE would taste this good and he puts little pomegranates in the brain it looks like the little black jelly beans you scoop them out you get a little pop you know they say Jesus Christ was on the cross and pontious pilot and they're [ __ ] throwing rocks at him they were cooking him they [ __ ] all the all the cavemen they were cannibals they literally [ __ ] ate the body of Christ that's why they serve you [ __ ] bread at church and the wine for the blood our country was created by [ __ ] cannibals oh you go to jail if you kill someone that's because they don't want you [ __ ] eating from the cannibals crops if everyone just starts [ __ ] disappearing they're going to think someone's eating them for dinner we don't want the [ __ ] diverse people to find out and next thing you know they'll [ __ ] start eating whites for dinner is [ __ ] uh you know payback our skin is so soft swimming in pools and having access to showers I mean a Caucasian is a [ __ ] Mah chef's kiss all the Warlords in Africa they eat white people why do you think we really don't care about that country when it comes to Wars we don't really fight with them because they're like blacks that fight backs the ones over here in America that listen to rap music you just [ __ ] they're easier to put them on a menu they're [ __ ] doing a crazy dance and next thing you know they're dinner I seriously have no virtue left I feel like a velociraptor don't cut someone on the team let's cook them get a black Aker now a bad P will turn him into a pizza go to [ __ ] B