did you hear salmonella this is happening everybody salmonella outbreak all over Wisconsin says that it's going to be a nine different states I think look out eggs come out of the CLA of chicken what's a CLA you ask a cloa is like the same it's like a butt and it's like a vagina it's a vagina don't you don't want to eat things that come out of a vagina but some people do and they get salmonella the wi Wisconsin Health officials initiated a recall of eggs following an outbreak of salmonella infections among 65 people in nine states that originated on a Wisconsin farm 65 people are now now they have a bagina because when you get salmonella have you ever met someone who was in the throws of salmonella it is horrible it is unspeakable you're on the toilet with a trash can next to you so that you could score out both ends violently violently projectiles out of both ends we're talking it's it ain't good don't eat eggs dummy and think about the chickens these poor chickens they they take them from their mothers when they're just this big and they stick them in a cage right and then they force them with light and through breeding delay to have their period once a day even though they should only have every about 28 days they're supposed to have an egg like it's supposed to be about 10 a year like a human they have their period once a year once a month is but instead we uh We've we've bred them and also exposed them to just to these lights so that they U they lose track of time and they produce more eggs and they go through all of this torture while other birds are pooping and peeing on them and they're burning off their feathers because of all of the uh all of the monia in the air and all their bodies their legs are deformed because they're living on top of grates and their little feet they can't they're just on these metal grates their whole lives and um and then they ship off their eggs and now they're going to recall those eggs and just throw them in the garbage there's got throw them in the garbage you didn't even need their eggs don't eat chicken eggs disgusting human don't do it the Wisconsin Department of Health Services said in a statement on Friday that most of those infected by salmonella are 42 people in Wisconsin I mean they're eating cheese curds up there so they probably like are primed they're probably just showing the most symptoms because they're they're this close to diarrhea as it is where the eggs are believed to be have sold to have been sold the recall includes all egg types such as conventional cagefree organic non-GMO carton sizes and expiration days guess what this is a little hint all eggs are the same it's all Bs it's it's all lies oh it's funny they're recalling all egg types H you mean the cagefree eggs don't come from different chickens and the organic and nonong GMO and carton different carton side they're not all from oh how interesting so it's all the same and it's all been a a crazy lie to make you feel better about yourself yes as a matter of fact containers labeled Milo's poultry farms and Tony's Fresh Market but don't bother with that trust me they all have salmonella prevent the US the CDC us Center for Disease Control prevention confirmed in a statement on its website that 65 people in nine different states were infected by a strain with 24 hospitalizations oh God just thinking about it oh if you're hospitalized with salmonella oh boy oh boy you are ah you're in a bad way boyoo no deaths so far states include Wisconsin Illinois Michigan Minnesota Iowa Virginia Colorado Utah and even my home state of California you dumb asses eating eggs this is what you deserve you get what you deserve egg recall was undertaken by Milo's LLC yeah what do you know anyone who purchased the recalled eggs is advised to not eat them or cook with them or to throw them this is what people are so stupid they're like well what if I boil them for for a really long time H dude it's salmonella don't take any chances it's on the shell it's everywhere you know when you touch an eggshell and it gives you that that like nailed down a chalkboard when you touch an eggshell do you ever think that maybe that's a warning that that's like an ancient warning from our vestigal like from our vestigal alien you know reptile brain that's back there like they if you touch an egg you kind of like G like something about the something about the the shell of it when you touch your fingers just the right way it's it's nasty it's a warning don't eat me I'm going to give you salmonella the department advise anyone who ate the eggs and experiencing symptoms to contact their health care provider immediately diarrhea abdominal pain abdominal pain fever vomiting for several days holy the US Department of Agriculture is going to take new new measures to limit salmonella and poultry products though so hey that's good six particularly sickening forms of the bacteria this is what's so sad to me people are so dumb the proposed directive included requiring poultry companies to keep salmonella levels under a certain threshold under a certain threshold that means that there's an acceptable threshold of salmonella do you understand when they say keep it to it under under a certain threshold that means that there's an acceptable amount of salmonella in all eggs it's kind of like when they say that people are dying of eoli because there was an abnormal amount of poop in the beef well guess what that means that there is a normal amount of poop in your beef stop eating animals stop eating poop you creeps bacteria exceeding Theos standard and identification of any of the strains would prevent poultry sales and leave the products subject to recall so here's the here's the real kicker the CDC estimates salmonella causes 1.35 million infections annually in the United States mostly through food and about 42 people die and I know that it seems like a low number like 420 every year you know that's not so many they're and vomiting themselves to death it's not like it's not a good way to go okay like if any of us are dying of salmonella we should all be ashamed of our of ourselves that we've allowed it to happen the the agriculture Department estimates there are 125,000 infections from chicken every year 43,000 from Turkey each year that's chicken and turkey where are the other million come from I don't know but I'm telling you what um it's all from amals stop eating eggs stop eating animals stop vomiting and yourself to death Humanity oh bleby oh Humanity