Rhonda Shear Up All Night Double Whammy

[Music] the [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] down [Music] [Applause] [Music] home you don't know what to do hold on baby r she's got you grab your computer log on baby you got the P it's the she social it's hi it's Rhonda we have two great movies and a cool La shopping mall next on USA up all night [Music] w [Music] hi it's Ronda your voluptuous video vixon and boy do we have a great show for you tonight we are coming to you from the Westside Pavilion a mall only La could have wait till you see what this mall has that your Mall doesn't plus we have two great movies for you the first one is the Revenge of the teenage Vixens from out of space and to watch this movie we'll show you what state of mind you have to be in hi hi hi hi if you like Teenage Vixens and you like other planets this movie is just for you it's all about these teenage Vixens from outer space who are grumpy irritable and demanding hey guys aren't you glad they're not like your girlfriends who are grumpy irritable and demanding but not from outer space and we'll also see bikini summer which is girls in the same outfits as teenage Vixens only they're on this planet so sit back relax and enjoy the Revenge of the teenage victims from outer space on USA up all night some scary movie huh it even gets scarier coming up we'll show you a guide closing a door after eating four chili dogs here at the mall that's the kind of child they have in the food court at the Westside Pavilion hey look they're still celebrating Christmas here at the mall who cares if it's it's March 19th here in la Santa never leaves hi Santa well hello Rhonda and Merry Christmas and yeah would you do me a favor and okay if you just hold on to Santa would you excuse me for a minute Rhonda sure hello little girl would you like sit on Santa's lap all right hold on for a second bring up in it just can't be too yeah I mean well I understand that because you can never be too sure nowadays with all these strange things floating around certainly makes sense to Rhonda well I think we're ready now here we go Oopsy Daisy okay now what would you like for Christmas little girl I would like a better Santa you little Dickens well you stick around there are more surprises when we return on USA up all night she certainly told you she Santa sure did [Music] H hey what about this movie these teenage victims are really something you really have to travel far away to see this many weird girls in one place at one time maybe to a bus stop on Hollywood Boulevard it's me Ronda your golden girly girl oh at the Westside Pavilion where people love to shop see I love to buy whatever I needed early in the morning then spend the day running from store to store to see if I could have found the same outfit cheaper boy you know this mall has everything some malls have those you know those little carts where they sell t-shirts and candles from but here at the Westside foran they actually have a Paul Newman Bo look at these fabulous Paul Newman items could you tell me all about these sir sure hi R well aside from the normal PA Newman products you get at the market PA Newman salad dressing and the lemonade there's the new Paul Newman sugar free sodium free fat free cholesterol free shoe polish sh polish that's right and they are delicious they come in five different flavors and one of these last an entire movie by the way wow delicious and also Paul Newman came out with the new edible unies with Paul's face right there with twet with fruit Coast for your health Paul Paul Newman thinks of everything when it comes to your Heth he's an incredible guy and the brand new Paul Newman depends adult diapers with Paul Newman's official face right on the front of the diaper and on the back there's a logo pinch aope on Paul that's an incredible saying he came up with that himself one night and you could save this put it on your wall it's incredible the things that are coming out and for Sunday morning the Paul Newman lock slices with Paul Newman's official face right on the front and uh it's wonderful you just bite right into Paul on Sunday morning and all proceeds by the way go right to Paul for all these things that makes it all worth he got everything there's going to be wonderful uh products coming out there's going to be a lot of new stuff from socks to a shoelaces that's right all everything it get you right through a weekend we'll be back with more from the west side theion but now let's continue on with revenge of the teenage Vixen from outer space I wonder if they use any Paul Newan products h get your goddess of the night and wow what a movie we are watching the Revenge of the teenage Vixens from out of space not to be confused with the old dried out Vixens that can't get a date from out of space that's a different movie from a different producer now in this theme we'll show you the result of Mr Potato Head not practicing safe sex and I say what am I going to do about it what are we all going to do about it you must be be careful out there we'll be right back after these very special messages on USA up all night Ronda loves all of your letters keep them coming write to me at Ronda USA up all night PO Box 5719 Beverly Hills California 90209 5719 hi it's me your muling mistress okay you kids stay away from that store oh it's a visit from the mall police it's so important to have top security at the mall don't touch that merchandise protect all the stores and all the goodies inside of the stores what is the SK crew doing here um do you have a permit yes that's why we want you to meet our Mall Security Guard hey you kids don't make me Chase you this coffee is hot hey you kids hey he's got all the latest in Hightech Mall security put that in the trash can you kids he's tough but he carries a big donut don't touch the donut security we'll be back don't touch that [Music] dial hi it's your late night Lamb Chop on USA up all night hey look they're filming an infomercial right here at the mall wow well that's right Rhonda you know we've all seen those commercials on late night TV promising to make your head look carer by simply spray painting your head and you know how much they charge $39.95 and not hair with a hairspray for men we're going to charge you $10 $10 $10 and you know we have a choice here you not don't just have to go black or brown you want to be a blonde be a blonde for a day you want to be a redhead just say the word I would love to be a red head well you want to be a redhe head it's as simple as this WOW there we go just spray here oh oh it's so natural yep you know when you join the club you get the handy travel bag yes and you also got a guarantee if you don't like our product within 30 days you write us a letter saying dear sir I tried your product I didn't like it within 15 days Rhonda we're going to send you a letter right back saying we're sorry you didn't like our product I if I met him in a bar I would say that looks so natural I want to go out with you he does look very very handsome but you know what I love a mustache on a man can you handle that simple with our new mustache accessory it say easy as this voila a perfect mustache every time and it's free all included in that $10 charge oh he looks so handsome so irresistable oh what's a girl to do we'll be back with more of USA up all night right after these messages what oh look at matches [Music] [Applause] it's your favorite friendly flirt on USA up all night and we're watching the Revenge of the teenage Vixens from outer space we'll hear from a scientist who has finally figured out a woman's menstrual cycle they can be dangerous they're used to getting their own way and when they don't they fly into Tantrums that's where your tax dollars are going now let's check and see how our hairspray Club is doing oh hi Rhonda hi welcome back to our hairspray club now let's be honest yeah sometimes you have mood swings you're at a bar talking to a beautiful girl and you say gee I I hate my red hair only I could be a blonde I'd be so much more attractive to sure well it's simple you just excuse yourself you go to the bathroom and you wash it right off under the spets right in that bar right in the bar there are no no traces left of the red it's gone now you're free to apply the blonde look to make your head feel Fuller and more manageable oh my good yep it's goodbye Lucille Ball hello Madonna oh that's incredible Ronda the trick here is sometimes you want to do two layers gives you that full look like a surfer dude it's so natural it's so fluffy look at that oh my goodness you know I must say you look just like a Sur for dude oo well I guess we'll be back with more uh I just lost myself you're just so attractive to me hang 10 baby we'll be back but let's return to revenge of the teenage Vixens from outer space that lawn look totally [Music] awesome it's your bedtime buddy and we're watching the Revenge of the teenage Vixen from outer space they are so bad when they're teenagers when they get to be senior citizen victims from outer space they're all quieted down and don't bother anyone anymore here on Earth we have another name for teenage Vixens from outer space they're called babysitters hey you kid put that garbage back in theage I running here's our Mall police again making sure that the mall is protected with that high tech Mall security it's only in La we'll be back [Music] hi I'm Gilbert C last year Ronda and I went to Universal Studios Florida for GR night well this year Universal Studios Florida calls us up and says let's do it again and make it even bigger so I say how much bigger and they say this is the world's largest movie set things get pretty bigger out here so I say to them if it's going to be so big with lots of stars and music and tons of perky grants could we invite a you graduating high school seniors of our own they say sure you can invite the three grand prize winners of the twitch Brad night sweet Stak so since I went through all the trouble of getting you invited hurry up and send a postcard to Twix gr night sweet Stakes PO Box 3966 New York New York 10185 winners will fly US Air the official Airline of Universal Studios Florida and stay at the Twin Tower send the postcard today and by May 7th you could be having the time of your life in sunny Florida at night hey it's USA up night you know brought to you by Twix Cookie Bars one of life's greatest kicks Twix oh this movie has it all and our next scene will show you scientists experimenting with yogurt as an answer to condoms by the way that yogurt can be purchased from the food court here at the fabulous Westside Pavilion LA's far out mall and we'll also show you one of the worst commercials yet for adult diapers things are really bad up on me more of your Ming midnight Morel as USA up on night continues right after these messages [Music] yeah hi kids it's me your sizzling sex pot let's see how our hairspray Club is doing hi Rhonda you know sometimes you say to yourself I like my hair but I wish it was a little foer maybe like an afro well with our new afro accessory look you too can have a foer head of hair now you take our new sprouter spray wow which is really simply just apply these Sprouts common Sprouts you may have had them for lunch I don't know you fasten them to your head just like that oh wonderful now we're going to use our blue look for that blue mood oh that's so big beautiful right look at that look at that afro kind of a 70s ABA look to it oh that is so hot now that's truly truly truly incredible but how about cburns you know Ronda with our new exciting cburn accessory it's as simple as this I cannot believe this I'm telling you if Elvis were alive today that phone would be ringing off the hook now let me ask you this one question how much does all this cost Rhonda all this for just $10 not $110.99 not $10.99 just $10 and you get this you get the spray you get the mustache if you want to make a little Sideburn that that Brook Shields look that's fine we'll give you that too we'll throw that and we'll throw in the spray club membership and most importantly we'll give you that guarantee the spray Club guarantee you write us a letter in 30 days we'll write you back oh well that's incredible that's what USA Network is all about bringing you the most upto-date products on on the hi good looking ni I can't believe it it was mine all mine he had so many looks so many moves I don't know about this hair club spray but it is only $10 I would call now be right back she took my man welcome back we're watching the Revenge of the teenage Vixens from outer space on USA up all night and we're at the Westside Pavilion LA's far out Mall oh it's really cool and we'll be right back after these messes Ronda loves all of your letters keep them coming write to me at Ronda USA up all night PO Box 5719 Beverly Hills California 90209 5719 [Music] m m food is so good and good for you it's your spark after dark hey I just found out that the producers of this movie are busy working on a sequel It's called teenage Vixens from outer space on their periods yikes I'd hate to get in their way attention Rhonda there's no eating in the hallway take that M food back to the food court at once um security um okay back to the movie I'm going I'm going move it move it move it I hope that mall Patrol doesn't catch me with my Chinese food coming up we're going to kidnap a hickory farm girl and make her eat her own salami samples teenage Vixens will continue after these words from our sponsors on USA hey you kids put those corn dogs down you can poke out somebody's eye hey where about your donut what [Music] donut hello viewers it's the Ronda tote for let's just see how you're doing three quarters of the way through our movie hold on someone is going to the bathroom right now 25,6 39 we are right on schedule way to go fans let's get back to Revenge of the teenage Vixens on USA up all night oops should I hear another slush hi I'm Gilbert C last year Ronda and I went to Universal Studios Florida the gr night well this year Universal Studios FL in a coldness up and say let's do it again and make it even bigger so I see how much bigger and they say this is the world's largest movie set things get pretty big around here so I say to them if it's going to be so big with lots of stars and music and tons of perky GRS could we invite a few graduating high school seniors of our own they say sure you can invite the three grand prize winners of the twitch graad night sweet s so since I went through all the trouble of getting you invited hurry up and send a postcard to Twitch scad night sweet Stakes PO Box 3966 New York New York 10185 winners will fly US Air the official Airline of Universal Studios Florida and stay at the Twin Tower send the postcard today and by May 7th you could be having the time of your life in Sun and Florida at night hey it's USA up all night you know brought to you by Twix Cookie Bars one of life's greatest kicks [Music] Twix it's your cuddly couch companion on USA up all night now before we show you the conclusion we want to show you the guy with one of the biggest balls you've ever seen and one of the smallest balls you'll ever see and now the balsy conclusion a revenge of the teenage Vixens on USA upid put down the security guard at once served him right with he in his big donut [Music] well there you have it the Revenge of the teenage victims from outer space not to be confused with shrivel uple victims from outer space which you'll see at another time coming up is Bikini summer oh yeah if you want to see totally n women and guys with no morals you better rent another movie because USA Network will not present this trash why because we care anyway bikini summer is a pretty darn good movie it's for serious film lovers [Music] only so sit back take off your clothes let your butt hang over the couch and enjoy bikini summer in USA up all night hi to all you summer Sun worshippers out there who cares if it's still march it's summer to us in La as long as there's Sun out there and there's a riot it's summer in Los Angeles hey how about this movie B summer coming up more beautiful girls and well we'll just have to say one lucky dog more Springtime Shenanigans as USA up all night continues right after this very special [Music] welcome back to USA up all night it's your nocturnal NightLight o and we're watching bikini summer and I haven't seen this many partly naked women since my car wash put all their pictures on sale this movie was shot entirely on on location at San Quenton prison and using real sand from the prison Beach thanks guys next the president of the Michael Jackson fan club now back to our movie I'm not kidding kids I'm not kidding get away kids don't make me use my flashlight I'd like to see him use his flashlight it's USA up all night and we're watching bikini summer you know being at the mall you can really tell just how our economy is doing of course everybody's talking about President Clinton's tax plan to get the economy moving well Rhonda has her own plan here's my Sixpoint plan to get our country going again one all police will go on commission just like salesman all police will work on commission only two all firemen will only work on tips three everybody will give everybody change every day hey if it's good for the homeless it should work for everybody else too four there'll be no late charge on video rental I hate paying for something I've already seen five no number five let's just cut back six return at least one purchase item a day used or not that helps bring your budget in a little I'll also cover this later on tips from the mall yeah hi I'm Gilbert Cy last year Ronda and I went to Universal Studios Florida for grand night well this year Universal Studios Florida called us up and says let's do it again and make it even bigger so I say how much bigger and they say this is the world's largest movie set things get pretty Bigg out here so I say to them if it's going to be so big with lots of starts and music and tons of perky GRS could we invite a few graduating high school seniors of our own they say sure you can invite the three grand prize winners of the twitch Brad night sweet space so since I went through all the trouble of getting you invited hurry up and send a postcard to Twix gr night Street Stakes PO Box 3966 New York New York 10185 winners will fly US Air the official Airline of Universal Studios Florida and stay at the Twin Tower send the postcard today and by May 7th you could be having the time of your life in sunny Florida at night hey it's USA up all night you know brought to you by Twix Cookie Bars one of life's greatest kicks Twix can you believe this movie Lisa Moritz was supposed to be in it she was a star of hot chil a movie you saw last week on USA up all night well she was supposed to star in this movie too The Producers made her a gigantic offer but she couldn't get off of work at Arthur Treacher fish and chips where she is a fish inspector USA up all night continues right after these very special [Music] messages it's me your bikini babe and you're watching bikini summer in USA up all night isn't this movie great next we catch some hidden footage of Kenny Rogers in a sex scandal let's go back to my pad we'll mix up a batch of nice cold mark teis and watch the sun go down now back to the movie yeah it's your cague couch companion on USA up all night with the fan phone call of the week and I've got Darren on the phone I'm so excited because he's from lovelin Colorado a Rhonda kind of place hi Darren how are you oh Rhonda I can't believe it's you the biggest thing that's happened here since G almost got blown up I'm flattered you sound like an excit kind of guy Darren what do you do uh this is a hard not more than I possibly have to I thought that might be a tough question well you know do you have any um any hobbies uh I don't know we write weird letters and Dr a lot watch alternative television and you watch up all night every Friday night right every Friday night I know that you actually do this is so distressing to Ronda but a Gilbert godf impression could you do that for me okay stand back all right here we go hi this is Gilbert Godfrey and tonight on USA out all night that was great thank you just as obnoxious all right Darren I want to thank you for speaking to Rhonda because you are our fan phone call of the week and you were most excellent this made my year wow you keep warm in Colorado okay we'll keep the fires going TV on I'll try to well I'll warm you up okay like that all right Darren byebye Sizzle kiss Le lean over and give and give a Sizzle kiss well just give me a big smack okay give me ready ready I love that and say up all night up all night bye Darren bye-bye don't go anywhere we'll be right back Rhonda wants to hear from you write me at Rhonda USA Up All Night P box 5719 Beverly Hills California 90209 [Music] [Music] 5719 and now another great moment in Ronda history Ronda Ramsey Shear was the first first model in recorded history the first modeling job posing for the Sphinx historians tell us the literal translation of the Egyptian word Sphinx is one of crossed eyes this has been a great moment in Rhonda history [Music] hi I'm Gilbert C last year Ronda and I went to Universal Studios Florida for GR night well this year Universal Studios Florida calls us up and says let's do it again and make it even bigger so I say how much bigger and they say this is the world's largest movie set things get pretty big around here so I say to them if it's going to be so big with lots of stars and music and tons of perky grants can we invite a few graduating high school seniors of our own they say sure you can invite the three grand prize winners of the Twix grad night sweet Stakes so since I went through all the trouble of getting you invited hurry up and send a postcard to Twix grad night sweet Stakes P box 3966 New York New York 10185 winners will fly US Air the official Airline of Universal Studios Florida and stay at the Twin Tower send the postcard today and by May 7th you could be having the time of your life in sunny Florida at night hey it's USA up all night you know brought to you by Twix Cookie Bars one of life's greatest kicks Twix [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] boy sex makes the world tick doesn't it and it's all in my book sex and ticks we're watching bikini summer and not many of you know that bikini summer was originally a oneman show starring Hal Halbert that's the kind of class we present on USA all night now more big boobs and bathing suits here on page 4 198 you can actually tell how to know if your tick needs to be rewound by the book find out for yourself [Music] well there you have it bikini summer is over and Cheryl won the first annual hot bikini contest setting goals is so important for women in the 90s remember to stay put as Ronda keeps going with cannibal women and come back next Friday when we'll do something completely different all over again from The Keeper of the sizzle kiss if it's La it's Rhonda up all night nighty night it's Ronda remember me from USA up all night I know I got you through puberty admit it well guess what now you can find me on cameo.com sheir you can book me and I will send you your own private video message message you're going to love it or you can send it to anyone you would like I would love to do that for you so check me out at cameo.com rash share and remember from The Keeper of the sizzle kiss if it's Rhonda it's up all night nighty night from your bedtime buddy time takes you beyond the news and you are there time cries and let's to care you understand the world we share when you leave time each week you know more you understand throughout your world throughout your land time put it all right in [Applause] [Music] your where have all the stars gone they're right here on Entertainment Tonight as ET salutes the golden years of Television a quarter Century of television history we'll bring you an exclusive behindth scenes look at TV's blockbuster hits of the past plus revealing interviews with the superstars of yesterday and today there's never been anything like it before 25 years of television in 25 days on Entertainment Tonight [Music] w [Applause] [Music] right the camera's rolling but the show isn't all right all right um our first movie is called fast food Americans love fast food McDonald's Wendy's Arby's Roy Rogers roast beef when you taste Roy Rogers roast beef you'll know what he did with trigger and our second movie is assault of the killer bimbos here's a fact you may not know B MBO stands for be in my bedroom often and here's a clip from the movie you're didn't you didn't I tell you never to use that word around me don't you know that's the most you damn deating thing you can call a woman I mean who that H you are stupid Party Time here's another clip he said a goodlook babe like me doesn't need to wear any makeup and another that's enough don't want to spoil you now as promised fast food based on Victor Yo's novel Le Fatburger Miser Rob welcome back to the up all night Cafe where tonight's special is asparagus pie Rhonda's favorite anyway tonight I was going to cover the early days of soap soap of the colonies soaps of the Civil War soaps of the early West the great soap Rush soap of the Cowboys soap rustlers hanging a scummy soap wrestler soaps of the raring 20s prohibition making Beth of soap bootleg soap the big soap crash of 1929 does anyone know what soap is made of can anyone explain why our country doesn't have a museum of soap I've been through every Smithsonian Museum and didn't see one bar of soap on display but walk into the Smithsonian washroom and what do you see soap bar soap powdered soap liquid soap even in the Bible the word soap never appears in the Boy Scout manual not once is soap mentioned even Alistar cook has no idea where soap came from and what does he wash his hair with his shirt his summer suit his skin his ears behind his ears the ignorance of soap has got to stop next time I'll trace the evolution of man through broccoli and if you care about soap and you want a soap Museum in this country write to us here's our [Music] address this is Ronda and you're watching USA up all night on Friday but I suggest that you also watch USA up all night every Saturday same time same place oh hi there this is Ronda at the up on night Cafe this is Rhonda's Booth you know what the hardest part of living in Hollywood is introducing stars to each other for example there's a comedian named Kelly montith there's also an actor named Randolph manth Mr manth this is Mr Mantooth Mr Mantooth Mr Man teeth Mr mon teth Mr Mantooth my teeth Mantooth montooth man teeth now last week I was at a party with Sandra d Kenny G and Bobby V Mr V this is Kenny G and Sandra d Kenny G this is Sandra d and Bobby V Bobby V Sandra d Kenny G Miss D Mr V Mr G Mr G Mr V Miss G Miss V Mr G Miss VD see what I mean welcome back you're with Rhonda in the Up All Night Lounge I'd like to introduce Michael Thompson on guitar and my musical director Stephen Ray you know when I see a motion picture like fast food it triggers so many beautiful memories of all the food that I've tasted I remember the warmth of Mom's homemade suck attach as the lime of beans squished against my teeth and Mom thanks for the okra and the butterbeans and the hubard Squash what a great life I've had here's that ever popular Evergreen the theme from fast food Stephen let let's do it as a Calypso shall we okay [Music] when you travel near or far don't you go to a local bar use the drivethru in your car the best thing to do is tar I love that song Thank you thank you thank you thank you right now we're going back to the film stay with us on USA up all night it's Ronda here at the up on night Cafe and here is my stage manager Richard head who's a little sad today aren't you Richard well that's appropriate because it's now time for the sad news I guess that you've all heard that parallel lines never meet is that not sad parallel lines never even get introduced they never buy each other a drink is that sad or what and parallel lines they're so perfect for each other they have the same shape the same size the same basic ideals the same beliefs they don't even cheat on each other okay I see you're taking this hard Richard so go cry somewhere just go away thank you now the morality of parallel lines should stand as a shining example to every man woman and child whoever hopes to fall in love faithful to the end it's Ronda here just hanging out with you in the up all night Cafe thank you Richard hello are you sure well what is your Source Professor the Columbia School of mathematics thank you very much for calling Professor thanks Richard I don't believe this that was Dr Morehead a mathematics professor he claims that if parallel lines are extended and lengthened and continued that parallel lines do meet somewhere in space there's a moral to this Richard and the moral is that parallel lines are very similar to people if we remain true and steadfast and patient we will get together with the one that we love or is it don't get involved until you're ready or is it there's a lot of parallel lines hitting on each other in outter space that's where the action is huh somewhere between Mars and Jupiter parallel lines finally lose all control they must feel so cheap parallel lines can be such sluts that's so sad but then again this is sad news hi I'm Rhonda and you're watching USA up all night and what a boring toast here's a better toast a toast May the happiest days of your past be the saddest days of your future I forgot who said that it was either William Shakespeare or William Shatner H hi it's Ronda here and you know I have to tell you the story that happened to Jim Varney one night he was sleeping he rolled over his nose got stuck in his ear and he blew his brains out oh this is r on USA up all night now I have something to show you this is a killer trombone it's been said this Rogue trombone attacked the entire Fort Worth Symphony Orchestra now I'm showing you this trombone because we live in an age of unusual occurrences from time to time I want to tell you about the weird occult and unusual occurrences that happen Happ in today's world you may doubt the rity of these happenings but I believe that weird things are going on all the time a man in Vermont claims he was viciously attacked by a stuffed dog a farmer in Indiana claims he was bitten by a swarm of invisible bees in Montana there was a wolf that was raised by humans I'll be right back I hope in a moment we'll see a gentleman mixing dangerous chemicals it seems we've discovered a powerful aphrodesiac apparently the substance affects a part of the brain that triggers complete sexual Freedom one whiff and you lose all your inhibitions but first a chemistry lesson does anyone know what H2O is of course it's water what is h1o nobody knows Rhonda knows h1o is fat-free water thank you now why do the cops always come in and break up a romantic interlude I say this to every policeman who ever wore a badge get your own girl that's a WAP do we all know what that's a rap means it means we're done our director on this show also has some wonderful Charming show beas Expressions things like tell him he's off the show where's my beer what are you doing for dinner sweetie oh and the immortal Ronda you'll never work in this town again hi it's Ronda here and you're watching USA say up all night and would you look at the schnaz on Jim Barney EG these kids are killing me business at 194 is down 86% now I tried talking nice to that girl he actually went to a plastic surgeon to have his nose let out hi this is USA up all night and I'm Rhonda your little bedtime buddy you know Wrangler Bob is about to get very upset about his profits but then Wrangler Bob is not that bright in business last last week he invested in a revolving door company and a toilet paper company guess what happened he was wiped out before he could turn around you're back watching Rhonda and USA up all night you know whenever a strange car is in your driveway report it immediately for example last night when I went to bed there was a strange car in the driveway and a handsome Iranian in the bedroom then I realized I was in the wrong house you're back watching USA up all night and coming up Wrangler Bob gets hounded by reporters the reporters want the answer to an important question when is this movie going to be over thus endeth fast food oh a footnote fast food premiered at the victory drive-in theater in Burbank two of the Stars attended the premiere and after seeing the movie The Audience ran over them now assault of the killer bimbos here's a brief clip let me briefly trace the history of the bimbo the bimbo is a direct descendant of the Amazon Woman while the Amazon Woman remained in the Amazon the bimbo tribe headed north through Central America through Mexico into Baja California where they were picked up by drunken Sailors and brought to this country they are now known as bimbo Americans and are entitled to all the good things our country has to offer bimbo Americans are not repeat not second class citizens and I would know they have their own customs and language their Customs include frontal nudity lwd behavior and every day at 4M they face Fredericks of Hollywood and just as a group of lions is called a pride a group of bimbos traveling together is called a jiggle a jiggle of bimbos a bimbo traveling alone is called a pickup armed with that knowledge enjoy assault of the Killer gimbos we're back in the Up All Night Lounge you know a beautiful song came out of this movie actually it was cut out it was called salt of the killer bimbo I'd like to do it for you now [Music] [Applause] [Music] stepen assault of the killer [Music] bimbo that [Music] flut with her legs a [Music] Kimbo thank [Music] you we'll be back with more of USA up all night thank you Michael thank you Stephen it's Ronda here your little bedtime buddy on USA up all night and you're about to view the most the violent scene and assault of the killer bimbos the technical director of this film was actually with the mafia and he can currently be seen at the bottom of the Hudson River let's face it these two bimbos are going to get caught and end up in a halfway house that's for girls who won't go all the way in case you didn't know you're watching USA up all night and I'm Rhonda now the girls are about ready to pull over and change their clothes watch let's Go [Music] bimbos always change their clothes every two months or 2,000 miles whichever comes first well our three girls are about to get into deep trouble they just finished a Mexican dinner and the next restroom is 50 miles away o I'm Ronda your little bedtime buddy on USA up all night and this next scene is so embarrassing three Surfers passing an evil weed to each other and those B after the movie these guys all quit smoking but they found out that their teeth were Brown anyway you're watching USA up all night you know Ronda loves to put the pedal to the metal unfortunately I drive an eight-year-old car I have a light on the dashboard that comes on and says add Parts you're watching USA up all night and I'm Rhonda hey notice how every scene has cars in it I think the producer was Mr Goodwrench you're watching USA up all night and how could those girls give their car away not only are they dumb they're really not that attractive they should use the cattle crossing guess what more trouble ahead for our bimbos the cops are on their [Music] Trail oh that's just AR how to do officer Arbury your usual jelly donut too under arrest put your hands up nice and easy trust me Darlene oh no a bimbo with a gun oh I remember the last time I got arrested I told the officer flat out if I was speeding so were you it's Ronda here on USA up all night did you ever stay in a Tijana Motel the rooms are so small the rug is a post postage stamp my room was so tiny I put the key in the door and broke the window the girls are about to meet a Hispanic jiggalo hey let's check this guy out to the sexiest Broad in the world I think this is going to be the beginning of something big whoa I once went with a Mexican gentleman who played water polo unfortunately all of his horses drowned let that be a lesson never allow a male prostitute into your room this happened to me once well maybe twice I called him a rotten two bit prostitute he got so mad he hit me over the head with a sack of quarters oh in a moment our bimbos offer a man their bodies but will he respect them in the morning My Philosophy is if he's good-look enough give him till the afternoon you're watching USA up all night and I'm Rhonda now these bimbos are definitely malfunctioning in the sexual Arena remember man has two appetites one for food and one for love I always try to distract him by offering a breaded ve chop first you're watching USA up all night and I'm Ronda your bedtime buddy you know in the next scene our girls face death from the barrel of a 44 unfortunately all these girls have a pair of 34s I loved it and I learned something that bimbos are just like the rest of us they wear their heart on their sleeve that means they've had a very sloppy [Music] transplant you need a scream that from your friend [Music] give it to them [Music] it's Ronda she remember me from USA up all night I know I got you through puberty admit it well guess what now you can find me on cameo.com sheir you can book me and I will send you your own private video message message you're going to love it or you can send it to anyone you would like I would love to do that for you so check me out at cameo.com rash share and remember from The Keeper of the sizzle kiss 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