"Market" Discover it® Card Benefits :30 Commercial featuring Jennifer Coolidge

I'm so glad you're my personal shopper. I'm your bodyguard. Oh yeah, that's right, day and night, right. I actually only work the day shift. Well then who am I talking to at 3:00 a.m? I think you're confusing me  with your Discover card again. I am? Yeah, it's their 24/7 customer service. They also  protect you from fraud on unauthorized purchases. Oh really? 24/7 customer service. What do you protect me from? Mostly yourself. and 0 fraud liability. Oh...