Atlanta keeps it chugging on the ground until cousins finds pits for a field flipping Gainer but wait there's more this one's coming back and no you will not pass go and you will not collect $200 very next play again the Falcons attempt in shockingly poor fashion to block the Eater of Worlds with mere mortals and TJ watt gets another Earth shaking strip sack which like most of the big plays in this one is instantly wiped off the board with another penalty ah still though one must remember that Kirk Cousins may be able to set his wife side of the bed to a different firmness than his own but he still can't see the Mac Truck that is montravius Adams screaming at him up the gut for a crushing sack remember when I said nothing was real well Strawberry Fields Forever I will make my first bold proclamation of the young season right here and right now I do not give a damn about the status of Mr unlimited's calf I am thunderously planting the five-star flag in The Firm Lush Green Green Grass of Justin's field I know it wasn't perfect but it's the way I feel on September 8th in the year of Our Lord 2024 speaking of perfect though you know who still is and always will be Steelers dink another through the posts and extend their lead to a hefty five hey that's two scores if touchdowns didn't exist into the fourth and final stanza for Mike te's boys and that's winning time big first called off on another penalty followed by a really terrible screen attempt and the crowd is literally rockus in favor of our boys in white as TJ pumps up the crowd Falcon forced to take a timeout as their discombobulation is too much to overcome waste of energy though because on Third and forever all Kirk can muster is another almost pick and it's right back to Justin and the Steelers weirdly sort of vibing offense man I can't tell you how much a play like this excites me on First and 10 I know some will say I'm glazing Fields but the Steelers offense has been starving for quarterback Mobility now for the better part of a decade follow that up with the best run of the day for the always effervescent n man who gallops down to Midfield and are the Steelers asserting their will even more in Rhythm type stuff this time to the money mman who hopefully I think is set up for a huge year after getting his bag have you heard that the electric meatball plus no longer needs to plug in and it has Bluetooth more mobile quarterback stuff here for fields to set up a second and mid and even more play action gets it to Mount Washington but he's just oh so shy of the sticks what was I saying about a mobile quarterback godamn serve me this play for breakfast lunch and dinner absolutely Unstoppable if the defense lines up like that football is all about having multiple answers to questions and today Justin Fields had those answers when they were needed tick tick tick tick tick NJ gashes them with another Gallop outside the numbers as the clock ticks under eight little chippiness never hurt anybody as offsetting calls keep the ball in place but on Third and two the van can't get out of neutral and he gets stopped a smidge short of the line to gain faced with either extending the lead to eight or going for it the surprising aggressive Tomlin decides to go but in probably Field's worst play of the day he neglects to call timeout when the team is barely set and he gets absolutely squashed on the sneak attempt I got no problem with them going for it here but you got to get things right take the time out that's okay though because the Falcons offense is an absolute mess and they don't even know how to line up apparently beautiful tip at the line of scrimmage by Alex the great sets up third and Eternity for Captain Kirk who can't get the job done and it's right back to the Steelers rolling boil of an offense to finish this one out oh um about that I hate football terrible drive by the Steelers and they give it right back to the dirty birds oh but wait there's some more great Steelers finally go out and get themselves a really nice punter that they've had on layaway for 5 months and what do you know his first game of the season a Defender barrels directly right into his kicking leg and we're back to the drawing board not only that but the penalty is on Pittsburgh so we're backed up and that sets are five star play of the game he's doing something he's never done right here though [Music]