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Published: Sep 06, 2024 Duration: 00:35:10 Category: Gaming

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Football Saturday man let's go let's go man let's go College Football Saturday let's go man let me get this package I had a basetball coming in mail yesterday and a few shirts but when I was on live yesterday the UPS man just passed by the per because it was raining real bad but he double back around and dropped the package y'all so I got my so I'm going to open my package while I'm on live and I'm going just turn up I had ran some errands today I'm back at the CRI cooling right now so I'm going to get this package and get it jumping you already know what the deal is you already know ready to I'm streaming I'll be [Music] running you already know hey pretty g r I'm doing good I'm going to open my uh package that came in yesterday cuz uh the UPS man just passed by my house and he didn't drop my package off cuz he was raining too bad but they ended up coming back oh [ __ ] hey no redhead I haven't been on Instagram hey I swear to I promise on God I haven't been on Instagram you did send me a message damn hey I promise you I promise you I have not been on Instagram redhead I got you I swear I'm logging in on Instagram when I get off then I'mma post my Instagram pictures too I I haven't been on Instagram I I I I've been logged out I promise to God I've been logged out no excuses I promise you I promise you damn you did see me yeah you sent me that message about the uh it was a picture or something damn I have not been on Instagram I I put that on every I put that on everything I put that on everything I'm telling you I got you right here I'm the yeah with the yeah yeah I'm I'm logging in on Instagram when I get off this [ __ ] I'm telling you I got you Dam dam that's tough dang that's tough man shoot the Chick-fil-A hack and the food I made last night see that you you had let me find out you had Chick-fil-A last night let me find out you had Chick-fil-A last night and you a let me know I'm and I'm yeah with the yeah yeah you supposed to let me know something uh what you got Chick-fil-A and you had a at G or you must did another Chila hey yeah you must have did another one it had to be another one but look my basketball like when they shift it it's flat so I'm going have to put air in so I got to get I got to get that little I got to get that basketball pump I made what you what what you cook for dinner what's for dinner what's for dinner what's for dinner red here uh just Jan you don't got no profile picture I don't talk to no people who don't got no profile picture I know red here head I know red here I don't know about this other person they tripping they tripping I got to open this pack but I got to get my uh my air pump so I can pump the basketball up for y'all I'mma turn y'all up I'mma turn y'all up let me get the basketball pump yeah I'mma turn yall up man real talk man redhead I promise I got you I got you redhead I got you I got you I promise you give me a shout out shout out to Harpy picky shout out to Harpy Harper picky yeah what up what up with it Harper picky shout out I'm me cut the light on for y'all man you already know what it is man this is Jordan P dog shout out to Harper picky I told you what I'm what I was making you ain't telling me you supposed to come here and cook my deer meat that sound crazy you supposed to come over here and cook you playing games Harper picky redhead supposed to be cooking for me driving school expensive yo you in driving school man I'm glad I ain't in Driving School no more it is expensive I didn't know driving school was that expensive until I went to driving school I was like damn you might as well buy a car paying for all that TC forever what up TC forever man I'm going to open this package I had a back of ball coming in MA it look like one of them Olympic backs balls and I got a few a few clothes a few clothes in here and stuff and I got a little Gadget I order too n Fam I'm looking at this paper right now bro you fa uh oh you f to go to driving school I think this my little Wi-Fi adapter I mean this like a uh this like some type of electronic I got yeah I'mma plug this in later I'mma try this out later nephew should I up the blicky on my wife don't up the blicky on your wife just leave if you got to up the Blick it just leave y'all treat me like I'm on y'all [ __ ] think I'm on I must be un that's that Uncle Dude 39 for a small package oh that's crazy $ 390 yeah driving school do cost around $400 and that's the price I I paid like $400 s you think you funny huh that [ __ ] say un you up the blicky bro y'all think I'm unle man if I'm up no it's not a LED basketball it look like one of them Olympic basketballs I'm going to show you I'm going to show you see all this all this right here this it's like a little um it's like a Wi-Fi repeater so like if you in like it like it helps the signal and stuff though it's some other [ __ ] I ordered but this the basketball though I gave this woman 16 years of my life no bro man don't up the blicket hey y'all just get y'all divorc man oh this shirt raw hey this raw I don't know red hand still in here man this shirt raw No Cap this shirt wrong this B pressure hold on bro man what Bry this is player man this bit player this bit player oh this big player boy I'm going be fresh as a bit I got post on Instagram all I am scroll up what red heads said let me see yeah look oh yeah I'mma show you uh just W I'm just trying to open open some of my uh my clo I got clothes Cy and a basketball so I'm opening a few things this big going to be fresh let me see what red here said pork chops chicken rice and I ended up doing mixed vegetables because he forgot to get the man you should came cook for me see he forgot to get the green beans you supposed to come over here I got the green beans I got the pork chops I got all type of stuff you supposed to come here and cook for me why you trying to cook for him you know I'm the yeah with the yeah yeah you supposed to come over here and cook hey y'all like my shirt though yeah hey this B is preure appreciate y'all man hey I like this it look good on the picture too but now I'm like oh yeah I'm about to be stepping I got to get to the basketball hold on I got to get to the basketball I know y'all want to see the basketball bro some people probably left this bit that's fresh for real oh yeah appreciate y'all and then to go with the shirt to go with the shirt it to go with the shirt it's going to have like some pens so they got some uh I got I got some white and black shoes but they got some other ones I'mma order to go with it this like it's like a warm up it's like a warmup pan it's like material it's cotton but this this material is like a silk so like you got to iron you got to be careful if you iron this shirt this like a this like a player this player material this a player material when I hear collard greens I just hear Camila ass talking about washing or cooking collard greens and damn Tabasco sauce y'all I got some Donald Trump shirts and I've been meaning to tr and talk some [ __ ] about camea Harris and all these crazy ass presidents KLA Harris pissed me off too she can't cook and she ain't even black she fooling the whole world we can't let her get President we might as well get Trump but look man this shirt player so it's going to match these pans it's going to match these pans then I got some shoes I'm I got some shoes to go with it right now I can wear this with some Jordan 13s or some other white and black shoes I got but I'mma order these I'mma order these other ones that go that can match that b going to be player this going to be player man this going to be player I'm going have to put this on the ground yeah cam Harris slow yeah uh redhead when I get back on Instagram I'm going have to go live and troll on my Donald Trump shirt and talk some [ __ ] about the presidents and all that [ __ ] like cam Harris slow ass she ain't [ __ ] come hairs ain't [ __ ] yeah hey appreciate y'all man hey I like these pant too I'm glad they came in thank y'all for liking the live too real talk now we getting to the back ball heyy I got to go hey appreciate it man for show here go the basketball and I was wondering how I was going to come in cuz I was like if they if they mail a basketball to me it's going to have to be flat cuz they ain't going to blow the basketball up and ship it to me camea that woman in the Indian F yeah her her grandparent her uh her mama Indian her daddy Asian or something like that and her Grandpa Jamaican she all hooked up man she better take her on somewhere and see when Trump did that fake assassination for people to tune in Biden couldn't compare it to no fake assassination Biden had to get out the way Biden probably he's so old he probably still think he going to be president camela Harris took them took them took charge she done brought Megan the stallion and all them hoes twerking on the stage I don't know what I'm going make tonight uh redhead you coming over here and cook for me stop playing games stop playing games on this internet like you ain't coming here to cook for a real one that was a super fake assassination they was wrong for that [ __ ] they was wrong for that then he done hit us with the black power fist y'all want to see my Donald Trump shirt y'all want to see my Donald Trump shirt redhead I ain't playing with you redhead y'all want to see my Donald Trump shirt I haven't made no videos trolling about it yet but hey that that shirt so funny and he hit the fist man that [ __ ] Trump bro Trump y'all Trump that dude Trump been trolling and acting since ww eat wrestling bro and the whole world fooling him redhead is uh n Clark yeah that's my home girl but she acting like she don't want to come cook for me man she playing all them games right now on the internet but it's cool it's still all love bro babe bro damn bro I bet you could fix the whole country with your feel grade reading level hell yeah bro keep it up bro my reading level is amazing I'm a smart man I'm the one need to be present president I'm the commanderin-chief cuz see we got all these old people as a commander-in chief and Putin and uh all these other world leaders will kick his ass Putin and uh k j w they'll kick Joe Biden ass and they'll kick cam ass man I'm the president I'm the president I run this YouTube channel and I run this I'm I I need to be the president of the United States y'all need to vote for me y'all need to vote for me man player pawns Jordan pwns yeah yeah salt water is crazy you look like someone who adds salt to their drinking water look at this fool another fool of they got a fool born every day with no name it's always somebody with no name talking I drink water all the time while y'all drink sodas and y'all unhealthy y'all don't drink no water I drink water uh-huh here go to basketball he go to basketball bro we fin to stand on business fin to stand this they pack this bit to the to the tee here it go oo they even gave me a stream and they gave me a little needle to pump to pump the air in the tire yeah salt water you fish looking [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] I don't let no damn fish I look like the president of the United States and look at this dog on uh basketball this bit official they look like the Olympics Putin was never the bad guy in the scene that's the funny thing that's what I'm saying bro Putin man bro all the other all the other world leaders cool we got these old we got these old [ __ ] falling asleep and on some pervert [ __ ] man man I need to be president dog I'm the real deal I'm about to pump this this look like it look like a football right now but man look I'm about to pump this [ __ ] and the grip on this basketball is good bro cuz see my old basketball it was time for it to go but now that I got a new one is uh what redhead said Putin know how to fight too I know Putin will kick Jo Bing ass Putin would kick Jo by n president of SeaWorld that dude said president of SeaWorld bro these people are fool bro I bet you no name can't swim I bet you that fool can't swim he love water and Fishes you can't swim you ain't got no Talent let's see how this basketball go yeah this fool talking about some president of the dog on thing let me see something bro damn this B look like it can't even blow up they fold the [ __ ] out this basketball man let's see how this go man I should have made the title Jordan puns gets a new basketball he probably smell like dirty fish yeah he probably smell like dirty fish water that's why he don't got no profile picture no name he probably his house probably smell like fish probably he probably can't afford Fish Man use a bicycle pump I don't have no bicycle pump I got the basketball pump I keep it simple that see it is a lot of work but guess what I'm a hardworking young man that's why I need to be president of the United States of America you goddamn right it's hard work hey we getting somewhere though let me put the bar y'all can see hey we getting somewhere we getting somewhere look at that that [ __ ] say feeble approved bro oh my gosh the grip on this ball is crazy so I got to make a basketball video I gotta make a basketball video bro low key man high key this [ __ ] highkey pumping y'all see this [ __ ] man we getting somewhere hey the basketball park across the street across the street from the neighborhood I don't feel like going no and it's I might make a separate basketball video bro I don't know my man JP What's Going On Gucci Gamers what's up Gucci Gamers man this what's going on bro man I got me some new drip in the mail and I got a basketball in the mail bro I'm living life to the fullest and I got to make a separate video too uh showing off the deer me that I got from my friend that uh redhead supposed to come cook but she keep playing games with me but it's all good still love her though it's all good rain the queen be popping in and out on me but it's all good bro this basketball is crazy oh yeah hell yeah oh [ __ ] yeah man oh oh got you that [ __ ] say feber Fe approved this is how this the ball that use in the Olympics LeBron James and Stephen Curry when they shot Stephen Curry say Stephen Curry say good night just wait showing off what did you up with a father or three generations of females I grew up with my father and my mother I grew up with my father and my mother and I thank God for that I give God the praise and the glory I know both of my parents I give God the praise and the g you need to get some breakfast from that one spot you be going to red head you want to know what's crazy about that breakfast spot the breakfast spot the go down and a place called chicky Sandos brought it it's called chicky Sandos now I was so mad when they Clos that damn breakfast place down it's called chicky Sandos Real Talk boom man I might have to uh man I might have to go to the park like this ball here I don't even want to use it outside but you can use it outside bro oh my gosh I may get I might order another one yeah that chicken Sandos place I'm doing good bro I haven't made no new music yet though bro I know I've been bullshitting I know a lot of people be waiting on my music but I've been doing good bro I'm doing good I'm doing good I hope you doing good too bro and I got that new NBA 2K 25 so I've been playing that game since your name Gucci Gamers I've been playing that new 2k 25 bro I've been going crazy I got a sharpshooter and he got some dribbling and some good steals I've been going crazy I'mma I'mma upload a YouTube short so y'all can see it rhead better stop playing man yeah redhead they closed down on on your boy and I was mad as hell but the chicken sandal place is all right I'mma go live at chicken Sandos one day I don't want to go today I don't want no I don't want no Fried Chicken sandal today I want rhe to come cook for me I'm mad too it be times I be like I'm I want to go to that breakfast spot and it's closed down and I'm like ah chicken sandal right there I don't want to go no chicken sandal you mean nandos no chicken Sandos good it shows when you grow up with both parents I'm happy for you bro thank you uh Mr T Dr Tim it it it shows bro it shows cuz a lot of people who don't grow with their parents they be angry they go through a lot and life can make anybody angry but it's how you go through it see that's my call I'm here to reach people and help people bro make it laugh sometime act a fool but my spirit you you you you can see people's Spirit you be like that's he got it he got it he got it man I'm ping the ball like an NBA player hey kids stay in school you want to go to the pros like me you got to keep working hard I'm make a commercial hey kids stay in school rhead you added my new uh Snapchat redhead like this boy bullshitting I C him a DM and I ain't open I a logged on Instagram I got log back on Instagram my bad red here man this FEA basketball go crazy sounds like a politician I ought to be a politician no I'm the president I'm the next president I got to go on Instagram and make my Youtube videos and talking [ __ ] with my Donald Trump shirt talking [ __ ] about these crazy ass presidents so they can um tune in I got to go viral I got to crash out and I got to go on Tik Tok and make videos I go on that Tik Tok be like man yeah bro dog on camel hair all the people fake ass assin naations bro let's see this [ __ ] the game at Brazil was insane oh bro talking about that football game the football game the shirt let's see this [ __ ] the shirt oh okay all right stay right here y'all stay right here I'm com right back I'm going to go get it stay right don't leave me now don't leave me I swear I'm crash out I need and a TR oh no the D no the D playing man Georgia whoop them Georgia whoop that team like a mug all right here we go y'all put the back bro I just really like this bball CU I really like bball this thing is crazy like it needs more air but I'm able to PM it without having too much air in it damn that basketball nice I got okay here we go here it go yeah this it all right let me put these other packages up so man I got these Trump shirts and I still haven't like made no freaking uh content with them on I just show it on live bro like if I just just if I just make my content bro and just stop overthinking bro bro this merch I can make the whole world buy this [ __ ] I ain't playing y'all this shirt so funny and when it came in the mail it had me laughing because they printed the picture on the front and the back I was like bro these people are so [ __ ] bro oh my God y'all y'all ready y'all ready bro man look at this bro man this [ __ ] so funny bro gosh bro if I put this on my Instagram bro cuz they going be like Jordan you so crazy bro the front and the back bro I can troll so bad on Tik Tok I'mma go viral off this [ __ ] bro I can go viral off this [ __ ] the way I talk bro they'll put me in the algorithm bro I got to stop being scared bro I'm running from my blessing I'm running for my blessing not making content I'm a goddamn Superstar Man y'all see this shirt and then check the other one out bro one more time bro one more time bro bro this [ __ ] is crazy you can't tell me this ain't crazy this is crazy activities dog so let me see what y'all saying on here bro oh it's good I've been thinking about bu yeah Gucci gamer uh bro 2K go hard dog It Go Hard It Go Hard the gamer Brazil which football who who play it was the Eagles and the Packers uh let me show y'all the other shirt let me show you the other other shirt let me show you the other shirt I got two of them it's two of them so after I go viral making this crazy ass video with this shirt on I got the one the Eagles versus the Packers the Slackers the all Packers here go the other one here go the other one people hate the truth truth really upsets PE uh truth really upsets most people and it spells Trump in the acronym in that bro this is [ __ ] bro this going to make people mad it's going to make people laugh it's going to make people like learn something it's going to be so funny but it's this [ __ ] is troll activities dog and the shirt so clean Trump got the best merch in the world dog Trump gear is man imagine what my gear would say oh my gosh bro all I got to do is make a video bro all I got to do is make a v i don't have no hats I got to get a hat next and they got a trump chain so all I got to do bro just build some more confidence bro CU see I'm so bold on YouTube but I don't make my content like I used to on Instagram I used to post on Instagram a lot I just slow down from it so I just be on YouTube time to time bro y'all I really got to like make uh some get on Facebook Tik Tock Instagram bro bro this [ __ ] Bro nobody wearing [ __ ] like this dog this man nobody have no shirt like this I'm going be the first one to do it then bro with this merch bro this is just it's a bummer it's a bummer I'mma make a shirt called bummer I got to get a I'mma get a t-shirt press make my own shirts but man these shirts are so funny bro like I laugh so hard when these shirts came in it just been sitting in the bag bro I just Haven even hav uh made bro this [ __ ] so funny I had showed my friend they was like bro nobody but you bro you just crazy nobody but me so bro man one more time for this dog on Fe basketball bro God damn this is crazy man this fever basball go crazy I'mma order another one I'mma have one strictly for when I go to an inside gym and one for the outside gym cuz dog this [ __ ] yeah I feel like uh Anthony Edwards was going yeah basketball video on the way dog that black one was fire yeah bro that's one I'm I'mma make my video off that black shirt then I'mma double back with the white shirt on hit him with a two-piece special bu hit him with a twopiece yeah dog yeah bro I'm hit him with a two-piece on that one so yeah bro I got some ideas but I got to make the content cuz they they they F to do this little stupid ass presentent debate soon so you know I'm going have to troll Facebook Tik Tok Instagram Jordan pun I'mma go crazy I'mma go crazy I'mma show them crazy see everybody playing I'mma show I'mma show them crazy I'mma show them how it's done mm I'mma test this out too this little Wi-Fi repeater supposed to like extend the signal like you C you in certain places in the house somewhere or you far in the house by the area you could use this to help like extend your Wi-Fi or you know your area but yeah man y'all seen the drip y'all seen the basketball I got to put this on the hanger I'm have to post some on that Instagram this this outfit it's going to go crazy it's going to go crazy man I watched uh Charles right on YouTube he got a he he got a trump shirt that says uh you [ __ ] couldn't hit dead fish in a barrel I thought that [ __ ] was so funny cool beans I hope you have a fantastic day thank you uh I hope you have a fantastic day two uh zc I hope you subscribe and you come back to my live stream real talk real talk man thank y'all for coming to my live and turning up with your boy I'mma put these back in my room though these shirts I had even put them on the hanger yet bro got to put these in a safe or a vault these shirts too exclusive bro this that man it's a lot on the line in this country bro about to have two we got two clowns running for president one I rather Trump we got we got some Nut Cases going for president bro America is doomed bro the youth is Doom we do oh my God quity ingredients notides good that code Prime game started I think 6:30 I'm going to be tuning in for that code Prime game on everything bro I'm sometime I be want to stream 2K on my computer I might have to do that I might have to do that hook it up hook up my stream get it going for that 2K cuz you already already know how I be rocking plug this in what y'all got going on today man whoever in here I don't I don't know how many people in here it don't really show but man what y'all got going on today bro it's college football bro it's college football Man Standing on business standing on business H got that 2K you already nio so where would I plug this at let me [Music] see let me see something like where would I I'mma clean this screen off too while I'm in here clean my uh my TV screen on man just staying on business bro my phone holder is here here go my phone holder I'll be running R step D [ __ ] it's my it's my office gaming area standing on business man I might go ahead and stream something might have to start streaming something man stop playing I be running young [ __ ] fig some oh [ __ ] hold on all right this one oh I almost broke my dog on thing God Dogg it see how I'm going do this I might plug it over here how going do this bit where would I plug is I want to test this out I want to see how this work this like adaptive I don't have no more plug either man what if I do it like this let's see let me see how that works [Music] m yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that 2K 25 bro I'm going go ahead and end the live bro I'm

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