hey folks how's it going we're checking out more Taskmaster hopefully you guys a fantastic day all right dude started off really really strong very funny man especially Joe Joe is my favorite in the first episode and I expected him to be you know because he so goofy and eight out of 10 cats man he was very funny on that show he was very entertaining so I I figured I was going to enjoy him a lot in this as well and also he was funny as the mailman on uh afterlife too yes I will be on on the next poll if you're curious because people have asked me to comments and Via message and I responded to those but in case anybody else is wondering yeah I really enjoy him as the post guy and also on eight out of 10 cats so yeah I really enjoyed Joe he was hilarious man especially when he stepped on the red green and made the shot the first take he's like please please don't take this away from me that was just fantastic man and they did him cold blooded man he was giving the opportunity they gave the opportunity to kind of vote on it and played him and took the score away from him that was just so bogus to be man what's the other guy's name I'm trying to think his name right now he is the tall guy with the glasses the one who won these names aren't going to click as F easy as the first Seasons cuz I remember Doc Brown I remember Joe Wilkinson and Richard that's the guy Richard oh my God and I cannot think of the other two name and I should know the other guys because I watch him so many times eight out of 10 cats and is not clicking right now but the Richard guy the way things are going I'm thinking he's going to win this because he plays things pretty smart but I I know I shouldn't be saying that now but he really thinks about everything carefully and you know but everybody else did have some pretty close scores cuz I think he had 20 and a couple other people double digit so he might not but I don't know we'll see man I shouldn't be guessing so early in the game but yeah man definitely look forward to jumping into this let's just go and jump into it folks we'll talk about more at the end sa hello I'm C Davis and this is Taskmaster only on this show will you find five of the country's most cunning Comics competing for my golden Cranium Alex hello my dear Alex how are you I'm very good I'm slightly worn out cuz I have busy week well you keep me very I think I'm lucky CU you keep me so busy I have to do all your little jobs do your laundry and water your plant and clean your legs and I enjoy it I uh CLE your legs I think we make a nice team we do make a lovely very even team you you did say clean my legs right oh yeah t-shirt of all the Osman but with my face oh that's [Applause] great it's a unicorn versus a robotic dinosaur of some kind some Stoner leing right there classic Clash of this I feel that these leggings are not only flattering but a conversation starter as well everyone loves them they are I mean they're horrific but we'll come on um John what do we know about your chosen clothes other than it came from a kid shop de I brought along a cardigan uh it's very cool so um simple bought my best tie it's on there um yeah it's just the one I get most WF whistles in um these are basically waterproof Converse they're like Wellies with laces yeah I just think they're ridiculous man but like you know that's that in my mind that's what trendy is just you know trendy does mean very fashionable or up to date okay well that rules out several of them straight away I was going to put John in first place he started looking at me like that put him in thir [Laughter] um I'm going to put him in third place I'm going to put I think uh that lots of trendy people will wear those stupid rubber trainers I'm putting him in first place so fourth place to joke hey ah oh man hate eggs eat me fastest wins oh [ __ ] oh ra they so bers I should have knew was going raw me he did one egg every 3 and a half seconds for8 minutes okay did you want to see doc and well I know for a fact that's how you've lined up on the VT I want to see who going straight for raw who's going to actually try to cook it here they are well that's not going to work is it am I going to tr get the best time you think you don't have to there's a kitchen ready if you need it how much time I want to win this task after watching Rocky I tried to do anyone eating it raw oh good question oh Slim Right Out they got to slurp it up dude this is going to be man I remember as soon as it hit the back of my throat I like I'm just not an egg man you know really not I only started eating Poached Eggs a couple weeks ago I know this is like a huge challenge for me oh really hot burnning taste bu so H oh God thinking doc won that one just cuz he has Spilled Out I mean by far my is John being so proud cuz it's all gone mommy like a good it's all gone all come like a big boy you were both surprised that they were hot when I'm under pressure the more you watch this series The more you'll realize like how many bad decisions I make but there was it was one stage I about six six years older and my sister explained to me what periods were and then she explained to me that an egg is is the chicken version and then no never really done eggs well that's put me off eggs turned me on to them I would have fores for coures isn't it mate oh no real gangsters Run Red Lights you know what I'm saying oh [Applause] no I'm tempted to say a gentleman waits till it goes green but that's do it this seems familiar like I seen it in a compilation or something 10 minutes 46 to eat an egg took a hit on that one mate took a hit on it of saus you know standard stuff really well done last place so far we want to see how C are going to achieve egg and her well done in last place in the same sentence well done last place far uh we've seen John and Doc burn their mouths eating hot eggs and Joe eating six sausage rolls we've just got Katherine and Richard to see do you want to see Catherine first yes I do well we can here she is I'm sad because I've already lost thanks Catherine all right oh she need you to cook it another I think you'll find Katherine that those disgusting boys won't have just eaten the of beautifully seasoned done display well thank you for keeping your sex as Fus yourself I was shocked by that I thought for sure every single person just going to drink the egg and as soon as I hadn't done that I thought I've lost now I've never seen someone sip an egg before I can't believe she just uh dropped the whole thing man now she's in last place oh he actually went for it bro I should have knew he was going to go straight for it the table like some egg hungry [ __ ] I I would say what left with what Catherine ate these guys cancel cancel each other out right I mean I don't want to be involved in this decision- making process because I Think Jesus John's going to be angry Joe on four and uh I don't think Catherine scores cuz she didn't do the task time to look at the scores after the first two tasks Alex okay well do is way ahead on nine points yeah def I should have knew he is going to go for cuz he take seems to take everything pretty serious this yes please not a trap is it if it's make a baby I'm going to win he the did the course the cat did a p we used to sing at school hey diddle didd the cat did a ped yes all over the kchen floor a little doggy laughed To see such fun so the cat did a little bit more is that one your find you really distracting okay I'm all over [Music] it none of us know that song cther and you know why because it's clearly a fever dream you want would it when you open the envelope do you want to start with the youngest male I don't mind who we start with I love videos I love songs I love nursery rhymes put them all together let's party okay well here is here's a party held by Mr John Richards oh my God you like murder The Three Blind Mice [Music] that's bully that was pretty good that was good I mean the response say it all incredible incred incredibly disturbing you too I I I beg to differ it's no more disturbing than seeing a peanut [ __ ] up by a train's next well Catherine did aim more at the youth Market candy crisps and sweets gave him Brit roots for Feats that's James James the dirty tooth brush brush I love James I love James in spite of tooth decay Ginger bite to go to the dentist thank you that it's incredible it's like an audition for gay and yet strangely creepy still so listen I wrote it because I really care about oral hygiene and I feel I want children to know about about a dirty tooth no one will like you if you don't brush your teeth so you to make n there's no rules against that yeah oh then it's great she also wrote the music Illustrated it sung it and used my awful teeth to demonstrate how bad you have great teeth thank you for Cameo I can fit a pound coin through my FR two teeth that not that way that way out that so you don't get stolen from Supermarket day is vus you call shart theing the coming the M when she comes she'll bearing red pajamas when she comes she'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes she'll be wearing red pajas got a lot of volunteers [Music] rapper one from an actual ridiculous man you to the right Joe looked up like which one's which welcome back to Taskmaster where Katherine Ryan might give Richard Osman her unicorn pants kids you know a lot of these nursery rhymes chat pure gibberish fantasy this one's got some real talk for you yeah # true story yo it goes one 2 to the 3 4 five once I qu offish life I said six seven my right I mean what's your problem with fish manate not Fish Man fish right that was really good was it do you want to contrast that with Joe Wilson what you mean it's just different energy levels these two I'm so ready for this Joe it's gonna be [ __ ] in it Mo moooo here mooo there every mooo with a nigh nigh here and a neigh neigh there neigh neigh with a cut clock here and a clock clock there everywhere clock clock with a bar bar here well I found it genuinely annoying I do dude why did you think I find that so annoying because he wasn't getting the song Right Greg correct CH anink there an oink here a quack there a quack we didn't know where the Ys were all the qus on that farm he had a pig e e i-o with a what what song are you see you want to make your your mind up you want to go from least favorite do the other way do it the other way this is the way I see it and the audience will back me up on it Joe I mean clearly is in last place I'm jumping up to Richard living in his shed then Catherine I thought was excellent but that's where I'm placing her take a picture of an inanimate object that looks like you easy I look like everything closest resemblance wins okay time starts now all right this should be pretty funny I take a picture of an object that looks like me cool really I saw that door and I thought boom I don't think you look like Marvin from JLS and I think he should be disqualified for racism wow D on what grounds going to enjoy this you think doc should be disqualified for racism yeah he thinks that two black men look alike that's racist oh do you want to move on to the toaster yes you've deduced its Joe and I have yeah we do have a second picture of Joe where he looks well there's more of a similarity is that your toaster with a punch in it yeah it's just it's a de-stressor no I'm not going to let it go why do your toaster got a big punch hole in it because sometimes it only Browns it on one oh man yeah the actual thing's incredible actual size cold blooded this is exactly what it looks like if John's standing next to me used to have incredibly wide L lung breast it's come a box of the shapewear known as Spanx yep you know about spanks I've seen them yeah and honestly I found them really upsetting Double Take when I walk by I always feel safe when I'm around you as well there you go that's really brilliant the scores are as follows in first place it's Richard Osman second place it's John Richardson onion bacon without tomato and cheese you may not use the following words extra large vegetarian pizza pepperoni bacon tomato cheese bacon Tom that's you get a bonus point if you can make the pizza child has not been recognized I'd like to make an order please I'd like a uh one of your round doughy meals please the biggest size extra large yeah oh so I no without the red s cular Thin Meat um what's that called the circular thin hello yeah when you say when you say pork what kind of pork do you mean there do you mean like the type you have for breakfast you know that you fry up that kind of slices of pig oh yeah I I like a pig like a pig yeah but slice is a pig what's that um oh oh God my's gone blank you know like you'd have with eggs in the morning no no eggs no not eggs oh my God you know what I mean where you have sausage and and eggs and sausage pork is a sausage I know sausage is pork I I do know that um there's the title bacon yeah damn it c o n be no not bone be peoni yeah it's a different Pizza yes it's a different pizza for a different guy maybe you'll remember me oh no she was great I can't believe I said Pizza though you said she was great at the end halfway through you were clearly irritated with yeah sausages I do know that she's the dick in this scenario right how many mistakes you're not allowed to say the word extras and you said it I said no it looks like cheese but that's just the the base it's meat on bread just how I like it we're now going to see Katherine John and Richard order the pizza hello can I please order like a venti you know like your biggest size yes uh it has beeps sausage bacon ham pepperoni um could I have the last one I mean it comes all together no but if I if I if I could just get it specially made all I want is two types of meat and that would be sorry I'm so sorry I've I'm surrounded by people here all of you know yes that's it no Dairy on it if possible okay you want Che no no no no no please do they call it a white pizza or a Bianca dang so you got one with like a barbecue Bas uh we do we do barbecue Bas have an order I I don't want the the um pie to have the stuff on it that melts you know the oh I forget the word for this as well I'm not from England that's it okay thank Youk you thank you bye she made it look super easy the rest of struggle I would struggle too Richard was the only one to not say any of the words Katherine said the one John said the two do you want to see the pizzas are Catherine and John's I think yeah you can see John yeah smothered in cheese so yeah they were very muddled I loved Katherine's I'm not from England excellent I speak fluently but I do not know the word cheese welcome back to the final part of Taskmaster where our four Comedians and quiz show co-host Richard Osman are embarrassing themselves for the chance to go home in one of John Richardson Cardigans u b b l s that's perfect do you need my name yeah it's okay what's your name my name is bubbles bubbles yeah exactly anyway can I have the name yes you my Michel Jackson Michael Jackson no that's not the name though no we don't have that kind of thing you don't have any drink without um guys no we don't have uh okay do you not remember the name of the monkey no okay not to we we we will see you in about 15 20 minutes all right when it melts it like gets puffed up with air and it makes those there we go just ask I love that he said no no I won't say bubbles right I also love the idea of Richard osman's Pizza person going ah he's going on about Michael Jackson we were getting on quite well I didn't realize the mess he was going to make in my order we were getting on is when you ask for a fizzy drink John do you say sometimes no bubbles without the without the bubbles in it Richard okay that's the first time you've ever R out a score and John hasn't had some sort of objection weird well I I actually think no how's that affected the scores ah well uh interesting a little will you all please head to the stage for the final task of the show there they are in all their Glory um Joe would you please read out tonight's final task there we go Jo using these big Chopsticks get these potatoes into your basket I you must only hold the big Chopsticks once mate yes you can you can pick up your chopsticks now if you want do you think we should penalize straight away cuz these are like normal size Chopsticks good luck everyone your time starts oh oh oh Richard hman A oh this is interesting thing it yeah thought so in a wayman's [Applause] finished 15 seconds do in the [ __ ] thing oh clearly thank you the cu's alone may touch the potato and I think they weren't alone in touching the potatoes I'm I did not hear him say that what you heard was the q's and big old massive hands I really hated that task Alex why you're not a potato man not Catherine got half her potatoes in five out of 10 and John Richardson managed to get not 10 out of 10 11 out of 10 he took one of Joe's 11 great what's that on to the final scores well I can say uh the person who's won the show is also taking control the overall lead of the series and that man is uh Mr John Richardson wow right to eat an egg we've learned C Ryan can write genuinely brilliant nursery rhymes we've learned that John Richardson is shorter than a snooker que we've learned Dr Brown punch his fish we've learned that Joe Wilkinson is definitely going to come last in this series but mainly we've learned that tonight's winner is John Richardson thank you everybody good night all right man yeah Joe was still my favorite in this one man it was very funny even his nursery rhyme was so stupid it was good oh no when they were singing a song back up what song you sing oh he just he just really good really funny man in that breakfast clip look familiar I cannot remember if that's the one Taskmaster clip I've seen or if it's from like a maybe a Joe Wilkinson compilation I watched but it look very familiar him like sitting there eating the eggs I feel like I've seen that somewhere may have been a couple years ago but I think I've seen it earlier in the start of of of this channel you know she knew Richard was going to be the one to drink the egg like after he went through everybody like fing up something like that because he's I don't know he seems like listen very close and take all the tasks pretty seriously and work pretty hard on him and you know Joe just kind of of fools around but I thought he might get disqualified because he spilled some of the egg though surprisingly um I didn't expect his music video to be so funny it wasn't the funniest one but it was still it was still pretty funny I figured doc had an upper hand when it come to the music video thing because of course like you know he's done like comedy music I've seen the one when he did with Ricky dvas and also uh you know him doing music on on Derek and stuff like that figured doc was going to do a pretty good job with that challenge Katherine and John did pretty good as well though tell you truth like the three blind mice thing was kind of creepy and weird but funny and when Katherine kind of went on a tangent that was funny and she wrote that song with pretty short notice she did a really good job with that song and two stuff is very important taking care of your teeth you know I brush my teeth every day with mouthwash on your bang I still got to go to the dent I have to go to the dentist tomorrow and get two teeth pulled I'm not looking forward to it at all but I have to do it I've already had several root canals now I got to get a few teeth pool so even if you floss and brush your teeth and take care of teeth every day yes there's still going to be times you have to go to the dentist and get major stuff done including like a deep cleaning and stuff so I'm not looking forward to that at all God bless him but yeah man this was fun stuff I always enjoy this and um looking forward to the next episode all right folks man that is it that is all for this one hopefully you guys are happy safe and healthy I'll see you next one later