oh my God I can't I'm going to ship my pants let's go hold on I have a story I know you mother like stories want to get my walk in today real quick and I didn't take my morning I was up at 99 in the morning but I didn't I don't want to didn't have to take my morning [ __ ] until 1 so had to uh also go into Best Buy to return something so I took my there and I I'm in the bathroom and I'm in there I I clean I I'm a weirdo I clean the seat I don't want to sit where someone else's is so and see this dude walking in I whatever he goes I thought he was going to take a piss so I I clean the SE I go my he goes in the he goes in the other stall he had like a minute long diarrhea explosion coming out of his it didn't stop for a whole minute it just kept going and I'm like oh god oh no I smell it oh no I smell it oh no I smell it it was one of the most violent that I ever heard I was just like what the how is that humanly he must have been dehydrated after that and it just was like you would think all right I mean we've all had diarrhea here before you know and you have like the explosion and you he like I don't know how the dude didn't pass out after that it was and it was the worst I want I almost threw up while I was on the stall it was so bad I was like dude no joke it was there's nothing to joke about no the was real and it was moist coming out of his explosive and I smelled this man's unfortunately it's not me being like metaphorical like unfortunately I literally smelled his and I'll never forget the smell for all the wrong [Music] reasons yeah