[Music] welcome to tonight's presidential debate between Butthead and kamla Harris due to the new pandemics of monkey pox bird flu sloth fever and mosquito vaccines our candidates will be joining us remotely from their respective locations let's meet our candidates Butthead joining us from his parents basement and Comm Harris speaking to us from Obama's house in Washington DC let's begin you chicks want to like get it on or something comma you got your start with the help of Willie Brown would you continue to see Willie if it meant that doing so would further help your career yes I would W I would I think I think it's really important I I have spent my career and I think um it would be to the benefit of the American public but what would you do as president uh I am the President of the United States the most powerful Nation on Earth and you must bow down and kiss my butt yeah the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers commo what's your response would you kiss his butt if he becomes president yes I would any same old tired Playbook next question please whoa any way you want it baby [Music]