Gutfeld! 8/28/24 - Greg Gutfeld FULL END SHOW | BREAKING NEWS TODAY Aug 28, 2024

[Applause] smart people they know what they like and it's me happy Monday everyone so r K Jr has endorsed Donald Trump and it's caused a massive outcry among the Kennedy family but hey it's not like he drove a car right off the bridge with a lady in it in a resurface interview with RFK Jr's daughter she recalls him using a chainsaw to behead a dead whale which now explains why ABC never asked RFK to sit down with the view former classmate of RFK Jr is accusing him of being a coke dealer at Harvard in the 1970s saying he bought a gram from him for 40 bucks which is 300 in today's dollars not a bad price said one [Applause] man meanwhile the secret service has ended protection for RFK Junior following suspension of his campaign this is a move experts say will add years to his life oh my God meanwhile Joe Biden is still keeping a low profile on vacation here he is relaxing in the sun that's awesome I approve that joke the Trump and Harris campaign are arguing over the rules to the upcoming debate the Trump campaign wants the mics to be turned off and the Harris campaign wants the debate to take place in an open field in front of a sloped [Applause] roof we're on baby nice The Washington Post has declared that Doug mhof is a sex symbol and if you don't believe the post just ask his kids Nanny wow meanwhile his wife kamla has now gone 5 weeks without holding a news conference but she did go on Yelp to write a scathing review on nannies I don't care two stranded NASA astronauts are not expected to make it back to Earth until at least February of 2025 but if they want to get here sooner they can always come through the southern border are hidden M and Pelosi is blaming Kathy hokel for the Dems losing their house majority in 2022 they plan to meet face to face so they're sending theirs via FedEx all right let's do a monologue now the Democrats may not create jobs but they do create a lot of EX Democrats because when you hold a 4-day pep rally to introduce your candidates but tell us nothing about where they stand on issues smart people know that you're hiding something and what happens when you hide stuff smart people bail RFK Jr is the latest big name to cut the chain from the sinking ship but you think RFK is unique no let's look at a few others who have fled there's Elon Musk who flipped on the left due to those nutty ideas he has about the First Amendment before Elon took over X Hunter's laptop was fake and Dylan mulan's gender was real turns out both had then there's Joe Rogan who went from solid left to sort of libertarian right he's no Trump fan just a fan of policies that don't mutilate kids and thanks to calling out lives his audience grew faster than Rachel lavine's 5:00 shadow there are others that have left the left Russell bran Dave Rubin Barry Weiss Brett Weinstein Matt ibe Glenn Greenwell namami wolf Oliver Stone Johnny Rotten Jordan Peterson Bill Mah hell Tulsi gabard and another former Democrat just endorsed Trump today you're welcome you're welcome so what's with all these smart people acting smart maybe you noticed something among all these clever original thinkers you don't see any going in the other direction you're more likely to see Caitlyn Jenner doing an ad for Just For Men you laugh at those other ones and not that one people sure we've had Republicans like Liz Cheney and Adam kininger switch but that's not over policy that's personality and ego theirs they can't accept Trump as more popular than they are but sadly for them so is Hepatitis C cartoonist Scott Adams Compares it to people going from Windows to Mac the migration is one way and once you've gone over you never return cuz switching back would be like going from this to this now there's another former Lefty that you all know who also came to his senses me like a lot of us I was liberal in my campus days before I had to face the real world then I saw the half equation of liberalism those Pie in the Sky demands that leave out the second part of the equation which is who pays for well that's when someone explained to me where taxes come from let's not forget the biggest former Democrat of the mall Donald J Trump he used to mingle with sensible Dems in NYC but after Decades of watching their party rot from inside he took his ginormous ginormous pair of balls and went home all right so as the Dems whine about losing RFK and now Tulsi they have only themselves to blame cuz while the left can embrace the American flag once every four years to hide their extremism the Republicans have a secret Advantage reality it's hard to play people's heartstrings when their wallet is empty and their daughter's forced to shower next to a fat dude and what about those dams who are screaming about betrayal over RFK didn't they just betray their own right now as we speak there's a Visiting Angel still cleaning the stab wounds in Joe Biden's back fact is the most diverse party in history is over here in this hot tub of free radicals that's cuz the people in this pirate ship don't hail from a designated group with special demands no one represents blacks or gays or women or black gay women they're all individuals from RFK to Tulsi from Evangelical to Anarchist Anarchist this eclectic brilliant Bunch represent themselves it's not a block but Souls unto themselves it's the Wild Bunch meets The Magnificent Seven with a splash of Expendables thrown in and it's the most rebellious Club on the planet I just spit out food with Trump RFK inance you may be witnessing the most anti-establishment campaign in modern history this is real hope and change not the fake camouflaged in racial dogma and hoaxes no wonder the media has circled its wagons around Harris when you see this Bunch coming wouldn't [Applause] you tonight's guest he likes his watches how he likes his women one on each arm Shark Tank star Kevin o this boxing reporter is a Total Knockout theone boxing reporter Emily Austin as a judge and comic his jury instructions come with a two drink minimum comedian Vince August and his idea of a light lunch is eating a lighthouse New York Times bestselling author comedian and former NWA Kevin Kevin uh what was your take from last week and also what do you make of RFK and Tulsi getting on the Trump train so to speak RFK who I happen to met just 50 F from here in a green room is a pragmatic guy he went to see Harris she said no no nanet mhm and he said okay there's no home for me here I've got a few mandates I want to pursue I wonder what I wonder what the other guy would say to me and the other guy said hey we take everybody in come on down and what do you care about turns out he cares about Children's Health I don't think that's a crazy thing no and he wants to get involved so he did his deal I don't think that's nuts now he said he had about 5% share I don't know how much that contributes back to Trump but the reason all this is happening is within their own part they don't know what it stands for because the leader of the pack won't talk to the Press what do we have the press for if it isn't to rip into to presidential candidates it's a little freaky and I've got a solution to it I think she should come on this show first yes you know why I'll tell you why you know I think we're the show of Joy no no we are the most dysfunctional family in America right here she should join us and talk to us about the future you know what scares me is I might end up really liking her well could haveen what scares me is how big a pair of Bongos I'm G to have to have while she's talking Emily what do you make of this news rfk's family is really pissed off at him more pissed off at him about voting for Trump than you know who driving off a bridge I know honestly you know Bobby's a good friend of mine as well he is way too smart to be part of the Democratic Party party which has become the party of Elites essentially he leaves no question unanswered while Cala running for president has not answered a single question she never goes into policies bobb's been very transparent about his policies but as much as I'd love to give Trump the credit for attracting all of Democrats unfortunately it's the lefties that are forcing everyone to go right which is the party of Common Sense and rationality so ultimately for for a functional Society you need three things basic borders control spending security now when the Democrats leave you none of that they they don't even answer questions they don't hold press conferences for God's sake then you don't really have a choice you feel unsafe the chaos unfolding forces you to vote for Trump and I said this before Trump's best campaigner then was Joe Biden and today it's Camala Harris because the more you let them speak and expose themsel the more people run to the ballots to vote for Trump and that's just final yes well thank God we won't be seeing more of Jo exposing himself yeah Vince though there is one problem in this and that is the media will not put any pressure on on Cala so she'll be you know she might she might not have to she might not be the best spokesperson for Trump because she ain't going to say anything yeah but you you hid the last time and it worked on what was basically we're going to turn this around and it's not going to be what it was but now we've had a full shot at it so we've seen it for four years so that's not going to work the next time um and I think what Trump needs to do is now get out there with Tulsi Gabbert get out there with RFK and even broaden it more bring in Nicole Shanahan bring in all of these people to say hey you know what at least this part is listening to everybody as opposed to we know we look different but you'll have the same ideas this side actually thinks different and brings all those different ideas together yeah you know what I it's something that like you can't something you really can't talk about a lot in America is the weight problem OB like and it's RFK is coming right at that Tyrus he's like yeah I mean he's talking like when he says stuff we can't like you look out there like when we were growing up there was one fat kid in the class remember that yeah but like if you watch me and my daughter we watch Goonies the other day MH and she was like why is chunk they call him chunk not that bad you know what I'm saying yeah uh but and what he's bringing up is he's going after the the two biggest monsters in this country so that's not going to stand so they're going to tear him down regardless because Pharma and the food pyramid world they're not going to they're not going to change uh that's why Europe and other countries are are healthier and happier than us because they don't put in their food that our people do for profit but I think I I have to do screw with everyone she doesn't need to talk to the media because the media is not her Lane she's The Meta candidate mhm all of her people are wers wers don't participate in real life they participate in social media where they appear bigger than what they are it's a mirror it's smoking mirror so she's going to let social media talk for she has the the mainstream media in her back pocket even if she doesn't talk to him they're going to talk for her anyone speaks against them they're going to go after him so there's no reason for her to do that and they don't want her to talk because they know what it is I'm sure every one of them has been in a closed door meeting with him we've been that way where someone comes and like hey I got some ideas for the show MH and they're like I think I should be you know naked juggling behind you and you're just like yeah right thanks for your time Tyrus get him out and that was Brit Hume if I yes that was Brit Hume he was like but to that point what you're going to see is this is she's going to rely on Facebook insta and all those things that will support her and anybody who puts it like if I put a picture I'm like Greg gutfeld's tall no one will be able to see it it goes against Community guidelines you know what I'm saying and it's it's a blatant lie but it's not the point but but it doesn't work this time because all of the things that you said that made you a Democrat are all the populist things now that are actually pushed by the Republicans yeah so the the people that are going to follow the policies rather than the person are saying wait a minute everything that I believed in as a Democrat is on that side now yeah so yeah but that's something people she's going for it no Biden in the basement she's going to hide in the metaverse kamala's strongest said it's not that people actually like her it's just that their ego won't let them vote for Trump a vote for her is just an F you to Trump it's not cuz anyone actually thinks she capable excellent points made by all especially me I made the best points I made the best points yeah when you spit that food out your mouth I know what that was I don't know what that was but that's never happened it was just flew right out and I go I got to acknowledge that there was food flying out of my mouth that ever happen on Shark Tank never happens on shark Tech because we edit it out all right up next the liberal rag says Dougs Doug has swag a story in five [Music] words doggy is a sex symbol why are you laughing Emily look at him verl hyper masculine according to the Washington Post her Doug is celebrated as a modern Progressive sex symbol Dudu his willingness to prioritize comm's Ambitions over his own and that demonstrates his secure masculinity and uh that women seek Partners who respect and support their careers do you agree did you see all of that when you saw him yeah he definitely screams sex symbol no the first thing I see when I look at him is the word beta that's what US gen Z people call them it's like under alpha male he's a beta male MH and he looks like the type of guy where if he were my husband and I'm like babe there's a spider in the house he's like you kill it that's not my job like no that's absolutely your job but the problem is that today they they act like subservient men is the new norm and they actually shame masculine men you know and if if he's a sex symbol then trust me Nancy Pelosi could be the cover of Sports Illustrated nowadays I mean the the bar is very low there's no chance for me if that's the standard I'm sorry Greg I have to defend on this she's going to have to gain 5 to 600 lb the sports illustr to be fair Tyrus they called him a hyp high achieving Alpha fantasy man enlight I love this phrase enlightened machismo which means no machismo yeah you have to kind of consider the source yes uh when oh what's the word I'm looking for uh puny beta bags of oatmeal women with no men calling him a sex symbol shows how bad the dating scene is out there to where a guy who looks like the assistant to the assistant principal at the school is walking around they're saying he's sexy he I mean I mean he doesn't even have a top lip no he has he has four cheeks he's got a front cheek and a back cheek and he you can't you're not tricking me that's not tobacco oh man he's just I mean I I don't know if him and I were standing next to each other and I said I'm an alpha what are you are he would probably say I'm available terrible but you know what them nannies like them hey look I respect the multiple uterus child raising thing that's cool I dig that I'm with them with that but that's what's amazing is a person like this who can't Define what a woman is can immediately tell you what a man should be and what a man is um and it never looks like me um it never looks like Kevin oier which is the rich version of me um yeah but you know this is toxic male that's white devil this is gets everyone pregnant that one might be true um yeah all right that one might be accurate uh your leaders to a pot of gold you know there's always like smash Now Greg or later tell them we're going out for drinks later yes to the Pine Barons Kevin this article went to press which means it was seen by a lot of people along the way proof readers editors maybe a fact Checker or two how did they not vomit over this remember the story is he's mooy Macho because he gave up his job he got behind Harris atvp and said look I'm going to commit everything to keeping our family together I'm behind the scenes I only have one question what happens if she loses he's unemployed Nat so mu Macho yeah I mean can he get his job back I don't what did what does he do is he a lawyer he was a lawyer with a with a firm or maybe it was Private equate I can't remember but the whole idea of this is look I'm going to change the model I'm the person that's going to stay home take care of the kids and whatever is insinuated with this but man I'd want an option because it's only a 50/50 kind of thing with this election and if she doesn't make it he's going to say honey bunny sweetie Poopsy yes this was not the plan I miss gender rules yeah you know what I just realized how Donald Trump cheated us out of a first man Bill Clinton like like we just like we were so happy he beat Hillary but could you imagine Bill Clinton as the first man so embarrassing well in a lot of situations wasn't he the first man yes no you know what you know what sexist though Dr Jill didn't have to stop being a doctor that's true why stop why does a man have to give up everything that's a great question why give up your job just in case she doesn't win that's my whole point I still love you but I just don't want to give up the income yes they'll be fine with the unemployment benefits they'll be rewarded actually for being unemployed don't worry about that it is a shame that Dr Jill wasn't really allowed to practice her medicine yes are we back to using man and woman now like now it's cool actually I didn't realize that only when they say so only when they say Jeff bezo should buy should sell the Washington Post to Elon Musk and say do whatever you want cuz you know Bezos is tired of this you know it'd be a lot thinner if he did that yes that is true all right up next the Beyonce rumor that spread like a tuba it's coming your way hey hey it's video of the day [Music] hey thank you thank you can you blame the media folks for pushing the Beyonce hoax our video of the day comes to us from the shame scuzzy media who wouldn't shut up about Beyonce's surprise appearance on the final night of the DNC roll it Agatha Beyonce or no Beyonce well I just say we start the rumor now that it is pulsating throughout the city that Beyonce is going to show up I'm guessing she's here president of All Things music and fashion and style I.E Beyonce is going to show up Queen B of course like everyone else we we're hoping that Beyonce makes an appearance those are the Whispers around here that Beyonce may show up but I guess we'll all see remind me what night Beyonce is performing God I think that's the most asked question I've gotten over the last week or so but just like that supermodel I met in that AOL chat room Beyonce never appeared and what a shame Tim Waltz had a dance routine planned for single ladies but the last time I saw a crowd that disappointed they were promised Brian killme and then and then he showed up yeah your face a tweet from White House political director Emmy Ruiz started the Sinister rumor which she then blamed on her six-year-old kid who took her phone which means that six-year-old has interacted with the Press more than kamla [Applause] Vince she blamed her child for this hoax what do you believe that do you think that like that's like it's like a you're throw first of all you're throwing a you're throwing a six-year-old under a bus exactly I hope it was a short bus yeah but this is wait no you don't wish it was a short bus well I mean how about a toy bus there you go thank you how about Jerry bus good thank you but Tyrus is going to know what this is too because this is that that thing thing that you would see in Time Square where people would tell you there's a great comedy show and Chappelle's going to be there we have comics from Letterman this and it's just a dupe to get you there and then when you get there you're like oh it's just Joe Macky Joe DeVito FAA it's all and you're like okay just ripping them but it it's it's it's a ploy that you use to get people to come to an event that they're it's like Yankees White Socks oh no one's coming you know what do bobblehead night and they didn't even have a bob head yeah I don't I don't know about you guys but I woke up at 5: in the morning watching a bad infomercial saying did she come on did she come on I had my clothes on thinking let's reverse it and see if she showed up but now you have to ask yourself is she really actually a republican is that what happened here but she waited so she waited until the very end to say she wasn't coming so she was in on this like Shenanigans if I can use such a profane word in mixed company but you she this was designed to get people to watch and it was a dishonest hoax but you kind of like it didn't you well that's six-year-old has to go to jail yes that's it you do the crime you do the time that's what I say Tyrus uh do you think the CH like I think it's worse that she blamed her kid CU here's the thing and take it from someone who's blamed his kids for a lot of things um when it finally comes out the kids will dirty Mack you out so just like Kamala the six-year-old's not getting any press time yeah because if press she'll tell the truth like Mommy you wrote it on the phone you said it to Daddy that you going to do Beyonce who I feel bad in this whole thing is like they did have pink what happened to Pink right pink came out there there was upside down drummers that's not good enough for you guys yes but this is they had to make sure they didn't have the mistake that happened in Georgia where they had make the I'm not calling her a stallion make the the horse came out that came out and performed and the whole place was rocking and when she left they started leaving right and KLA hadn't spoke yet yeah great smart crowd but they didn't want to have that so what they needed to have happen was so that would not happen again on the grand stage they probably contacted her people and like can we use your name because here's the thing why are they not attacking her yeah if I said help me if I said Greg gutfeld's coming to my show this week and he doesn't show up when I see you at the water cooler on Monday I'm like where you at like you know what I'm saying like nobody's upset there's no one on CNN with a deep dive like we've reached her for comment she's not answered yet we got Jay-Z We want to find out no one's saying anything they also blame they also blame TMZ for it yeah TMZ for reporting the scoop yes so again it goes back to the whole thing when you're full of all all you can do is pack more yes Emily did you believe for a second she was going to show up or did you see through this ruse I thought she would do it for them honestly but to me it's a lot deeper for me it's more so reinforcing the point that the Democrats know their only way into winning this election is into bribing the American people and all of these Taylor Swift and Beyonce endorsements is all a facade to to cover the fact that they can't address any of the policies but this is just one of the many lies we see over and over so I watched the highlights if you can even call it that of the DNC they lied about project 20125 making it sound like the most demonic thing Trump has planned for America they constantly lie about Trump Banning abortions when he said 100 times himself that he does not plan on doing that and it shows the only way they think they can win is by bashing and lying about the conservative agenda and then you watch this the playback of the video if you didn't show me CNN I'm thinking that's E news this is a presidential election and that is concerning well the thing is you know Kevin you and I are both in uh in you know big Hollywood entertainment ugly people you know the ugly people in politics they get very giddy over celebrities it's kind of sad I don't think it makes one damn difference what some celebrities says who I should vote for I don't care what they think I care what I think and I think most people around the kitchen table right now don't care what Taylor Swift says or Beyonce says it's great for the convention because you're selling tickets you want to keep people there at 2 in the morning but that's over with now the sugar high is over and now you still got to buy bacon and eggs up 25% I think they do care and the fact that she didn't say something says a lot the fact tell you who to vote for I like their music who Angel Reese is voting for The the WNBA player is now trending on Twitter that she said she's not sure about Cala who cares who she's even voting for she just plays basketball think this does over they do I mean the biggest thing from the convention to me Greg and I was waiting I sent you their whole thing was strength through Joy yeah but this is when being being stupid comes back to bite you on the ass a little bit they've been calling Trump Hitler from day one yeah straight through Joy guess where that Playbook comes from Yes Google it when you get home ladies and gentlemen it starts with a N yeah and ends with a [Laughter] Nazi look it up it was their political yeah no celebrity will influence my vote except for Ruth Buzzy yeah me too if Ruth says it you do it I do it right I'm not getting hit with that purse coming up some thoughtful chatter about peanut Butter's state of matter five more [Music] words peanut Butter's a liquid according to the TSA Tyrus so the TSA tweeted a reminder on Friday quote peanut butter is a liquid we said what we said apparently this is like a they're at their they're at their wits end but then ex users added Contex saying that according to chemistry peanut butter is a Bingham plastic which is is a subset of non- neonian fluids so it's not that Peter peanut Peter butter peanut butter is a liquid it's a freaking plastic RFK Jr is right we're eating plastic what say you doesn't this drive you hold on man I got to drink my peanut butter hold up well look I want to disclose something I am a member of the peanut butter community and there's a huge issue raging through the community many people particularly when they get natural peanut butter where the oil goes to the top mix it up with a spoon and put it in the fridge to solidify when it becomes definitely a solid when it comes back out again it turns into a liquid so what is it the community can't decide no I'm going to the government can't either I'm going to solve this right now you can have a water balloon fight or a peanut butter balloon fight do you want to get wet or do you want to concussion cuz if I hit you with a peanut butter balloon I'm going to knock you out it's a solid listen this is for Greg the only time peanut butter is a liquid is when you eat too much of it okay there you go Greg yeah happy birthday thank you I don't think it's it's this black or white if if you get like a jar of Skippy which is like the garbage stuff RFK is warning us about then yeah it's like Rock Solid but if you get the Trader Joe's more organic and natural brand it's liquid but my question is why Skippy has real oil in it I mean crey I don't need what the hell is with Skippy about Peter P he works for Disney he's slanging their evil peanut butter get off Skippy you wonder why you stay so small I'll take Skippy over Peter Pan any any day I this Skippy is a boy's name I got a tattoo of Skippy right here on my chest how dare you and you know why you know why Peter Pan is carrying a knife cuz he needs it to spread the peanut butter because you ever said Skippy in a bad mood ever I I say I've heard the okay it raises another important question no one who's taking peanut butter on an airplane what I'm saying how was this such a proper Deb no yeah it's protein a lot of times easy to travel than protein yeah no yeah [Applause] yeah are there any liquids you've had to give up Kevin do you ever didn't wait you don't even fly when was the last time you flew commercial I should have said I should have rephrased that have you ever flown commercial do you know what commercial is it's what US common F BR I bring my liquids with me I BR realize there's a plane where strangers get on do you know that that's a thing yeah you know what remind me later I'm actually Flex right now I'm a community notes contributor I'm going to try to community note that let's see if that works I'm going to say that it's actually a solid and see if I can Community note TSA well I think it I mean I I'm interested in the fact that it's a non neonian fluid because then what's a Newtonian fluid iSell what the hell you're saying yeah why why is jelly what happened to jell can you why is jelly being left out of this why is butter allowed peanut butter the same butter is allowed but peanut butter would be the worst anybody who brings Jam On A Plane well wait a second here's the thing about peanut butter again going back to the community do you add sugar or not now many Brands including those for mentioned are full of cane sugar very bad what about four yeah what about Skippy wait so what do you what do you use you don't use any sugar again the community is split the community is split half go for the added sugar which I think is terrible and the other half are purist but that's the stuff that gets really oily cuz all you're doing grinding up peanuts and of course the community doesn't like that what do you do stick it in the fridge we're back to where we started this is see this is fascinating to me our next segment is about jelly have you ever had anything confiscated that is embarrassing when you go through TSA a child a child all right we got to move on I guess I should ask what's TSA you should aspire to be this man not mock him Yes again do not be angry at the rich because they don't have to go through TSA want to be the rich why are we having billionaires on the show anyway so we could use his one billionaire in your neighborhood next you know you got eight of them hanging around property value goes up come on Greg you know what this is who we're robbing after the show everybody all right are you ever in the mood to give robots [Applause] attitude should we be concerned people want to be nice to AI Kevin this is really disturbing so a recent survey finds that 48% of Americans believe artificial intelligence should be spoken to politely and that there should be some form of manners should be used this struck me as ve is extremely true I was listening to a friend of mine talking to Ai and it was a young female perhaps ethnic voice and he was telling it to stop like when it was giving it going stop and I thought I I felt like he was being rude that means it's over right it's over if we feel that way right now like that we're like we actually are putting feelings into something that's not real this going to take over I don't you know I don't care what their accent is I'm still trying to figure out how to make money with this stuff I mean this is so much hype I can't believe it I mean very few companies have figured out how to make money with this and so I think we're going to take a little breather on this AI thing but okay and isn't it more like the internet boom then where it just goes boom and then it kind of like seeps out everywhere no well it's supposed to happen that way except I talk to companies and they say yeah we spent about $2 million on it last year we made squat we're going to cool a little bit now till we figure out actually how this works there's some great ideas like you walk up to get your your fast food order it says you ordered cheese last time and you said you really liked it how about double cheese this time it turns up people go ah screw that yeah Vince uh it if there is a likable voice you're going to get attached to it you're a lonely man absolutely I'm going to be as polite to that thing as I possibly can cuz like I said I'm the poor version of that and I'm never going to get a real girl so that's going to be what I'm dating so I'm going to be super nice to that thing listen it depends what it's doing yeah um if the robot is in charge of something like a car that's self-driving I'm going to kiss its ass to make sure it doesn't crash me or yeah it depends how if the thing's doing surgery on you yeah you're going to talk real nice to it um I would I think there's going to be a whole rise of of AI bullying like a self-drive you saw see people throwing at self-driving cars why were you bullied by an AI I I'm so mortified now cuz I didn't think it would go this direction if y'all heard the way I speak to my Alexa at home if one day you see on the news that like my private conversations are leaked you know exactly why I curse my I'm sorry feel horrible now but I curse my Alexa out cuz I start off polite like Alexa turn off my dining room lights and sorry I don't understand I'm like turn off the damn lights and then it's like okay Miss Austin lights are turning and I'm like oh so now you listen now you know why you're Amazon bill was $40,000 last exactly no but for whatever reason they respond to rudess more effectively try on chat GPT just take take my word for it all right Tyrus this is the first step AI WR then I ain't worried about AI I'll beat up the nerd who made it um this is just for the men out there uh do not talk polite to Siri and all because you're going to hear I wish you talk to me the way you talk to Siri so don't do it she's right that's it that is so true like I when I talk to customer service I'm like very nice and then my wife just looks at me like who are you no poop jokes call them out their name call them stupid you don't give directions like my girl does piss off ways and see what neighborhood you wind up driving to no it's like does no one else yell on the phone no one yells Operator Operator it can't be only me I refuse that all right we'll be right back Kevin o Emily Aus studio audience Fox next time great gutel good to be back at 10 [Music] [Music] w [Music] fore [Music] foree foree [Music] fore foree [Music]