[Music] coming up should you think twice about Grandpa's advice don't listen to old people so Tyrus scientists advise against taking health tips from centenarians those are people with multiple legs because they're longev it may be due to luck or genetic factors rather than specific lifestyle choices which makes no sense because you can't interview the alternative CU they're dead because they're dead why do scientists suck I you know I was this an English scientist I believe it was British yes it was we need to stop treating British people as are smart yes I'm sick of this amen I'm so tired of watching a movie and the scientist comes in it's good evening like no hell no give me somebody with a Southern accent I don't want this yeah the worst thing you could get is wisdom like oh no someone's 110 years old I want to know what was the what was the secret and if they tell me tobacco beer and fast women I'm in yes you know I never understood that fast woman thing CU I would assume slow move on move on someone are married okay or just any woman yes you know I heard Emily this is the best advice Health advice I ever got from an old person he says uh uh the key to being healthy is to get through each decade first so if you make it to 60 you're more likely to make it to 70 and if you make it to 70 you're more likely to get to 80 this is fabulous well yeah yeah if you don't make it to 60 you can't make it to 70 exactly or 6 that's just how numbers and counting work exactly no that's my point counting nobody claps I will beat you up I swear to you are clapping that he can count it's a f act that makes sense it it does make sense that if you want to be 61 you have to be 60 first yes so if you get to 61 Emily not cat Emily okay 62 and get 63 okay in order to get to 70 you have to get to 60 first yes totally so con tra on the 60 and you'll get to 70 yes wait I just have to say how cute is your little um Count Dracula your count muet he just did the impersonation that was totally cute I feel like everyone missed it whatever okay listen you guys here's what we need to know about this study number one the scientists studied metadone worms that was their subject and from that they extrapolated this whole human thing number two they were making the point that governments haven't orted healthy lifestyle CU we like to you know suppress RFK Jr so their point was like whoever did make it to longevity they are the ones that are like I smoke a pack a day I eat a platter full of bacon all that stuff so they were like don't ask them because they all have these nefarious habits but their point was so we should have the government step in and encourage everyone to be healthier because then more people will live to be centenarian and then we'll have a better control group ah I don't get that but it made sense let's just stick with get to 60 you get to 60 and you get to 7 Rich you already look like you're 100 what do you ascribe this current Fitness that you have well here I in the last maybe seven eight months have not eaten like carbs not keto I'm not gay but uh like no like no POS no no pizza no no cookie I'm not lying it was easier for me to quit crack that it is cars although I never gave anybody a hand job for a kaiser roll but what I'm saying what I'm saying is I work out and I try to eat healthy and I'm sober 38 years nicely done that that's a guaranteed Applause wherever I go even in a bar 38 years how old are you how old am I yes listen I'll tell you in the morning when we get up how old am I he's 59 Greg 67 that's pretty good and look wow well that's a that's a happy happy story isn't it cat yeah he's getting close to 70 yeah he has to get to 68 first then he'll get to say it with me 69 we'll be back after this [Applause] up next a McDonald's meal with big appeal [Applause] [Music]