and action I can't I didn't hear action this the best part coming up right here action you got to be super smart to count cards okay oh really okay let's tell that to M okay ready I'll do it again oh really well let's tell that to raid M sorry oh really maybe we should oh really well let's tell that to Rainman he B shoot sorry oh really maybe we should ask rman cuz he uh he was a now I got it stuck in my head he was a you're not really wearing that are you we what sorry you're not really we action why are you laughing you're supposed to be because you're breathing on me are you sure you're qualified to be handling that baby what are you talking about do again I'm sorry what are you talking about I found a baby [Music] before you all right still sorry cuz the baby's staring at guys let check it [Music] out and she thinks we're in Napa Valley oh my God that's so pathetic having a bachelor boy wine weekend see H sorry paron me say that again excuse me can I ask you a question don't so far I'm sorry we got it are there toilets in the room yes absolutely good the toilet's awesome okay well we have you in a two-bedroom Suite on the 12th floor is that okay that sounds perfect actually I was wondering if you had any billas available Felix are you going to pull your are you going to pull your pants down doctor can I ask you a question is uh does that come with old AG or that particular this there okay just put it in there I don't want to resterilize okay is come on it's just a just a car Doug I mean you want to put the Armor All on okay ready yeah oh just make sure you put some Armor All on the tires when you get there so the I can't see how was Vegas a come in again excited I don't even know where the car is yeah it doesn't matter you're just looking up like you heard trucker had the same reaction Tucker and I went to the same school we trained together actually I've got so much peanut butter in my beard right now what you think about 40 minutes and Mike says don't make me come back for him now don't make me come back for him now okay not said now she now let's do it again action quiet quiet action action action oh that be quiet quiet this the best part coming up right here music a man thing I don't I know I know when you're trying to say something you can't say what happens here tonight may as well never happened never Happ never happed come on pay now forever regret hold on let's go back for a second what did you want me to say Todd what's the line ready [Applause] and that again it's right up there by the [Music] way cuz he thought we was all together over this you know he did not a sailor I know he didn't she did hey okay and I'm I'm sorry I know you were coming to so early I'm sorry I it [Music] up you have a funny looking body sorry your titties are far apart why would you say that look like you drank a barrel of molasses you look like a pregnant Sasquatch what's your what your heritage why cuz you look homosexual I bet I could beat you up yeah I bet you could all you'd have to do is sit on me you look like a you look like a fish I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt you don't even know you're insulting me do you you look like a pregnant wook you look like you just swallowed two frozen turkeys Happy Thanksgiving what you look like someone puked tear on your chest you look like someone puked hair on your face guys did you see his body watch hike your pants up more yeah good thanks Fatso sorry what happens now we wait you're going to take the baby downstairs in a robe and what whatever the that is it's just so wrong is so [Laughter] wrong oh [Laughter] [Music] God you would love it it is so quaint yeah no there's no TVs no phones Jesus Christ Christ he's with us right now he's in the bathroom we just stopped at a at a Burger King um product placement good good that truck you know what that truck one more you win a million dollars and you won't be stuck in a van down by the river that's basically what he did don't talk to me you want some hot chocolate like just kill me time to Boogie cuz I have something that I would like to show to you down want this okay Stu can I have you lean back a little yeah we're trying to use your head to block the sun okay flag Helms okay but uh no one remembers anything from last night remember classic hospital I'll move what you me do just be still I'll be still here we go action the hiccup I think hiccup mean can't get C get a close up please you have a little water or no I get rid of it hey little got the hiccups little hiccups get the fake baby little we'll scare her Justin I am you I had to do it got it out of my system we're good to go true true is this dude that he didn't kidnapped us he kidnapped black stew sorry I'm really guys what was it what I just want to know is he here to see us off or what how did this well I'm a little confused is he here well I'm a little confused is he you ever heard of that guy dude ever heard of that guy do well he turned out out out ever heard of that guy doy DIY haer wait hold on we went through this in the first movie nope God damn it uh oh I'm sorry I was waiting for a what you just realized you're acting he's just falling asleep off the fun thing i' ever seen fine sorry can you do that to to shoot the load line is tell you put a c on maybe they can take a look at Urus phone phone who is it who is it Lord's dad great I just remed it no what did you say he just made me remember okay ready okay I'm just going to forget I was reminded and remembered in one I remember this Chas me back in the games D get your head back in the sorry listen um we we don't have a clue what's going on oh I'm good I'm good I was acting Mr the child can't whistle signal monkey window come on come on come on you got to open his window child I I child locks on come on isn't this your car I I get hold on hold on done wait a minute I turn on engine yeah real still and I go back to one Stu what the hell is going on you lost Alex what who you're in Bangkok put Foo on the put Foo on the stud wow put stew I love your daughter and there's not a damn thing you can do about it you're still on board right yeah you can't kiss Jamie and not get thrown off what is the L fact is I'm part of a wolf uh what did you say about blackouts oh with an inadequate from the beginning mind action hello hello hello hello hello no it's not coming come on man hello hello all right no but let's do it again here we go ready ready roll Action Sound video slating now mother food belly now mother fish sticks tater tots now please mother hush puppies and Oreo smoothie now please mother bacon and fruit rollups now in here darling now you slow your roll Phil okay my what slow your roll what's that mean your roll slow your roll you watch bet nope well that's where it's from got it slowly roll you said you'd always love me no matter what I did I know and I do you're my best friend going to be friends with an old man marker ready guys and action it hurts good job blue eyes ner fatty which one are you talking to stay out of this fatty steu I think he wants you to leave okay we're good what yeah okay somehow how do we fix Zach's face there well I was born this way I mean there's not much do the first have while we're rolling lesie Chow stole $21 million from me on a Tuesday if we could actually do this on a Tuesday it might be [Music] better how dare you it's okay if you laugh I mean it's funny if he laughs to me I don't Ed I'm sorry have a little disciplin yes do try reading a map yeah Allan try reading anything ever yes dude try not being such a dumb nerd are we doing this yeah Allan try not eating every Arby's sandwich ever made yes dude why don't you try having an American Wife yeah Alan try taking a bath once every 6 years jokes on you I had one 2 weeks ago jokes on you my wife's American All right yes dud try not having such big big horse teeth jokes on you it's uh prestigious in my field what the Kentucky Derby if they ever did a TV show about a talking horse he'd be perfect for it Mr Ed Helms W you just got schooled son you just got told son you just got told Burn Son Scorch boy he just tour you a new buttock hole CH we now you want to talk blue eyes no more silent treatment Leslie no no Leslie no say hey action I got it hold on I got it what I'm coming to you I'm coming to you I'm coming to you turn left turn left turn left you got he and I are getting no oh man God hit me right in the head are you on your mark there um right here right here I got it got it got it got it got it got it I'm all over it I see it I'm spotted I'm focused on it like a laser just qu do it again from the top and all when you come in could you go to your right more and can you be more on your que so you're not that far off when you say Phil also act better and act better and change your wardrobe here we go sometimes I feel like I'm not even in this movie who's talking right now ready I'm not very damn it it's my one L acting with a t piece of tape well yeah is it hard nope nope it's actually much easier for me exactly you ready to go yeah yeah yeah bro [Laughter] unreal all right here we go our first blooper very funny that is our first blooper right no you had plenty uh Zach Why by signing on did I skip a bunch of he's in Vegas bless you he's allergic to Vegas just yeah okay you were [Music] for way better than your way better than what I'm just I'm laughing at myself cuz I know I'm going to screw it up again thank you for saying that she is an amazing water water say it one more time and then get a teleprompter what I'm trying to say is that what am I trying to say can I just take this opportunity to let everybody know I'm running for sag president pensive yeah where'd you learn that word Words With Friends what friends Alan Marcus 54 Wheezy Joe cat lover Sheila and Penn State Jerry what up excuse me not a cop I'm just in town well I've got to make some changes in my life and this is one of them Alan are we breaking up like it says on my Facebook profile it's complicated Hector run upstairs and grab a pair of sweatpants for Allen here this is a sweat run upstairs and grab a pair of sweatpants for Allen here I'm a 44 portly run upstairs and grab a pair of sweatpants for Allen here I'm allergic to nylon a cotton blendle do make sure they're not made out of rayon cuz I chave under my undercarriage you if you'll face me so I can do your butt think I'll be in the limo Okay Tiger no hard feelings I wish babies could Skype he gave sh fighting chance that's all I ever need what up Doug we don't get to spend enough time together good to see you man I didn't mean it I have boobies [Laughter] now you went like this so proud of them oh my [Music] God