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[Music] where do some of America's most successful people get their start did somebody say McDonald's [Music] Jean shot says Analyze This piles on the comedy a bracing blend of SASS and crass that really Nails it says Rolling Stone Ace comic teamwork by Robert DeNiro and Billy Crystal I'm going to see a lot of you please don't kill me a laugh Riot the most inventive comedy in years the best film of the year and the funniest comedy in a decade honey it's thees my God Analyze This Vadar starts Friday March 5th at a theater near you at the JC Penney 25% Offspring shopping spree you pick what's on sale come in grab a 25% off certificate and use it over and over in stores at catalog through March 15th such big savings so little time I want it I love it I'll take it break out break out today in a new Ford car or truck break out get off road with an Explorer or Expedition go wild in a Mustang or ZX2 get away in a windar or tourus or get tough in a ranger or F series hurry before the Ford spring breakout ends breakout I'm going to the movies hey [Music] [Music] PHS high def home [Music] theater it's another beautiful day one of those days you never want to lose to seasonal allergies talk to your doctor about Claritin just one Claritin tablet daily brings you 24 hours of non-drowsy relief from seasonal allergy symptoms Claritin has a low occurrence of side effects such as headache drowsiness fatigue and dry mouth don't lose a single day take clear control take Claritin you're watching Just Shoot Me on NBC what's up Monday Caroline's back with big news I'm going to announce my retirement What will she do take up a life of leisure there's the remote why the the highest mountain we star at a Bradway musical with her best friends it's Caroline as you've never seen her following suddenly Susan NBC Monday D is out spontaneity is in too much is never enough during vsale at goodies Family Clothing the bestest Styles the bestest Brands everything in the store is on sale Friday and Saturday only did I say everything's on sale plus shop late both days till 11:00 p.m. it all up to Fabulous savings on the brands you want during vsale so move fashion forward goodies Family Clothing where low prices never look so good oh hey the way while you're at thek wind Dixie got gold kiss Farm's grade a fryer breast for just 98 cents a pound WD brand boneless rump roast is a low $1.98 a pound bring home a wd grade a broad breasted turkey for 48 cents a pound and Harvest fresh California strawber berries are a sweet 98 cents a pine while you're at thek windk is life to listen we're all a part of the Circuit City customer service team from the minute you walk in the door our goal is to give you 100% customer service we want you to have the best shopping experience ever if you're looking for a new TV Circuit City can make it easy for you so you just tell us the size of your room and we'll help you pick out the perfect TV and screen size right now you'll save on this 27in TV with stereo sound take control of your home theater with the universal remote and enjoy two shows at once with picture and picture now just $329.99 plug into to low prices at Circuit City the cleanup and the need for more storm warning sirens tonight at [Music] 10: I got a new car with the red light like blue on the corners and it's h ins tight got a rack up [Music] she let's go the 1999 mazana set it free and it'll return the [Music] favor Stanley cop was supposed to be here 3 days ago we hear that 20,000 screaming people that are going to tear me apart thank you very much goodbye in the got an important package next time send it FedEx and be absolutely sure at the JC Penny 25% Offspring shopping spree you pick what's on sale come in grab a 25% off certificate and use it over and over in stores at catalog through March 15th saving so little time JC I want it I love it I'll take it does your skincare product offer incomplete care most do even some new ones don't offer everything your 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clean smells clean and feels clean every time you shampoo new Neutrogena clean shampoo works like the first time every time Sunday 8:30 7:30 central if one man could start World War II I'm the commander of the ship can another man stop it I'm assuming command now Oscar winners Denzel Washington and Jee Hackman God help you if you're wrong hang on everybody God help us all at an earlier time Crimson Tide 8373 Central NBC Sunday for millions of Americans Fridays have been changed by Providence I would miss this for the world this Friday for those who haven't seen it a special 2 hours to discover the magic you'll be back Sid darling you can't do this alone providence starts 87 Central NBC Friday okay so what did just shoot me and Will and Grace have in common well both shows have a guy who dances a lot and well both shows have great costumes would you mind turning my little wooden friend into a real boy just shoot me has big lips holy crap Will and Grace as a big baby but mostly Botho are all down funny hey what's going on with your hair looks like you got moose and squirrel in there Will and Grace Just Shoot Me NBC Tuesday no stay tuned for a compelling ER next on [Music] NBC he's a SM ladies man with one thing on his [Music] mou he's a nacho loving fool don't stand between the man nachos Nach oh yeah fun right now at Taco Bell big bad nachos Bel Grande are only 99 Cents when you buy a large drink that's over a buck off D whenever you call wherever you call wherever you're calling from now every longdistance call on Sprint is just a dime a minute including calling card calls even calls to your personal 800 number so whether you're at home or on your way there now every minute of every day can be a dime well spent come live in a world created around you call 1800 pin drop Sprint ahead help me please stop fing us I'm drinking up that too bad Toyota doesn't make parachutes the 99 Corolla grounded in reliability research shows more of us would rather just push a button now get power windows power locks and AC with a Corolla C extra value [Music] package ever reporter Steve ever has a bad reputation you're the guy who led that crusade to get the rapist releas aren you a troubled past he was a drunk then he isn't now and a knows did you kill that woman or not for the truth now come on there was somebody wasn't that you my opinion of reporters who have punches Clint they're going to kill the guy tonight do you believe us yes I believe you True Crime radar starts Friday March 19th [Music] who call this meeting I'm out of [Music] here after 3 years of development 300 scientific studies and with 23 patents filed comes a breakthrough in Dental Care introducing the Revolutionary Oral B crossaction its unique crisscross bristles penetrate to lift out and sweep away more Flack than any other brush clinical tests prove it now you can too the new cross action toothbrush from Oral [Music] B Sunday 8:30 7:30 central if one man could start World War III I'm the commander of this ship can another man stop it I'm assuming command now Oscar winners Denzel Washington and Jee Hackman God help you if you're wrong hang on everybody God help us all at an earlier time Crimson Tide 8:3 730 Central NBC Sunday you want these people my people I want my people who are you m the man saved the lives of thousands the movie touched the hearts of millions coming to television one week from Sunday 7:30 6:30 centr the winner of seven Academy Awards including best director and best picture Schindler's List presented with limited interruptions in part by Met Life the list is life NBC one week from Sunday 7:30 6:30 Central from faucets to fences from colors to cabinets you'll find over 62,000 ft of ideas for your home at the Home Products Expo this Friday through Sunday while you're there visit with some of Greater Montgomery's Premier Home Builders at the Builder on Parade and enter to win $10,000 towards a new home or renovation project from fireplaces to floor coverings from Spa to security systems come see thousands of cool ideas and talk with the experts at the Home Products Expo and builders on parade this Friday through Sunday at the Montgomery Civic Center here's the two leaders of this team they only have Helter Skelter themselves but Manson says he was mostly concerned with bailing a follower out of jail and called a meeting to say get the money they said how do we do it I said don't ask me how to do it I don't want to be no part of no conspiracy but however you do it do it and get it done now if it don't get done then I'll move on it do it get it done and these were people that you had talked about Helter Skelter you had talked about about bringing the Vengeance of of the world down on people you had told them you told them that to kill others was to give them life yeah yeah exactly but you didn't expect them to go out and do this no no wait whoa I don't live in anticipation woman I live on now Charlie came and woke me up and he said get up I want you to go somewhere and so I did why did you do it I was following Charlie's orders because they were Charlie's [Music] orders do rich people have more friends than the rest of us are they more deserving of a comfortable to get Dante bottom her thong at him she knew exactly what shot the ball great and just made Park is where students truly love to live I know I've been a fool and introducing the penum I this Mar only on Turner Classic Movies can you if you're going to go that far you got to get there an hour early guy next door open shots in these two teams here they're both excellent at screening on my car I see you of disgusting [Music] listen to that audience listen to you you guys I need a couple of people from the audience to help me you two you two here here YouTu come come here help me with come help me with something here right here hey come on come on come on come on coming up in opal like a man is behind bars tonight charged with the murder of his wife we'll have the tales we'll take you into the classroom of the future on Millennium series continues and you speak some is coming up 1010220 let you call all over the world at [Music] amazing and we are C in Bur this is not something that we should be proud of what has happened here is a second tragedy these families have had to endure and suffer I I can cannot understand um that the man who killed 20 people and among which were my dad and my sister Mindy that this man is not guilty Captain Ashby is free to go now but he may have to return to court later Ashby faces separate action on charges surrounding a videotape of the flight that disappeared after the accident Kate Snow CNN locally a for bidding soldiers Behind Bars tonight he's charged with raping a taxi cab driver police say private Larry Hicks called a taxi to the enlisted nightclub on Fort binning early Sunday morning when the driver arrived police say Hicks told her to drive to the candlelight motel and viory drive reports show that hicks then asked the driver to walk him to his room because he was intoxicated once in the room police say Hicks raped and sodomized the driver Hicks is in the Mogi County Jail in charges of rape and aggravated sodomy golf around the State House the test vote on the lottery in the Alabama house is Governor seagan strutting and the house voted 68 to 25 today to start debating the governor's proposed Constitutional Amendment at 2 p.m. Tuesday that's five more V votes than the 63 seagan needs in the house to pass the amendment and send it to the Senate but if it gets to the Senate who knows what will happen then the Senate was idle for a second day today as the 18 Democratic senators continue a boycott and a dispute with Republican lieutenant governor Steve wendam the Senators are threatening to stay out indefinitely unless wendam to a top 20 guard by Butler he owe the benefits both KN Hound back to five for the Cardinal Oregon pushing it every time down the floor scal missing the out of a first team all Big East performer in the tournament versus the two top te they for me not everybody else next flame game yo what's up this is razelle the go father the noise and this is how I got my name [Music] when I was young I ain't have no turntables so every every two every three had no access to video games [Laughter] [Music] the blame game on MTV is brought to you by K it's about time and money world he walked in and I could just see the barely see the top of his red hat he had so I knew it was 6 foot high the bushes Bigfoot wears a red hat no my friend did he could have took one of my children but he chose to you can only do it at the we'll be back tomorrow and um there were girls I remember four girls and I remember they were from the University of Wisconsin and and they heard me talk about it and they started speaking to me but I don't even know which one she's talking about oh so it it wasn't flirting in your mind how was the conversation with Jennifer over dinner do you remember well there weren't any long uncomfortable silences but it was just kind of you you know just kind of frivolous and nothing we don't really finding anything out about each other how would you sum up this date Martin um well no one got hurt or injured but I mean it wasn't that great [Applause] and that is the most important thing to us that no one get hurt let's take a look and see who the audience voted for oh boy the audience chose Martin too 55% of our audience also chose Martin for you Jennifer if you'd like to go out with Martin again we'd be happy to pay for it oh right the audience likes him I think Martin's a really great guy but I don't I don't think we go out again well thank you for being with us though Jennifer we appreciate that Martin I'm sorry things didn't work out no problem all right we we enjoyed meeting you come and see us again will you do that all right we're going to take a break and'll be right back with another couple right after this if you also need project pornography I get them I get a lot of them I get like 30 a day I get them all the time I don't know how they got my easy man boy the only thing he's been sinking his teeth into around here has been us wait a minute honey you must you we go through the right back hello sports fans KY man and Steve ly on news leer morning and here now are some of the stories you'll find in tomorrow's Columbus Ledger Inquirer in to-do find out about the 1941 musical Oklahoma opening all inette I wonder what ever happened to for the murderer flew on December 1st 1977 and the first test f117 took to the sky on June 18th 1981 less than 31 months from the time the Air Force gave the production goahead in late 1978 59 planes were ordered flight Commander for the seventh fighter Squad sadon Captain Mark Reese it's a actually a dream to fly emphasis in the legal profession upon the bottom line billable hours much more challenging when you're Paul wck one of the great thinkers of a free copy of the shocking new book year of the rack about us security being compromised for Chinese cash don't wait call now 800 358-3522 [Music] welcome back everybody you know Robert Posen could be just as easily called maybe the prince of Pensions I don't know he heads up the Dey Investments parent company the largest manager of private Pension funds on Earth keep in mind that is part of fmr run by Ned Johnson but he's a big wiek in his own right and with Uncle Sam looking to possibly Fork over more public social security dough into the stock market the princess Kingdom [Music] could we're back all men and shorts Pistons Cavs Sean Camp in the Cavs getting roughed up here bison daylight pokes camp in the eyee going to be okay Joe Dumar to Grand Hill Hill with 28 those two Pistons up 48 37 at the break two seconds left in the third Pistons inbounded Grant Hill Jerry stack out lost it gets it back and then drops with the buzzer piss up 14 another scare 9 to 84 and [Music] realized old even your sinuses hurt you know a small blood vessel but first it's just in