[Music] [Music] welcome welcome welcome to chump change everybody the post show where we talk about the truth behind the lies and we're joined once again by Barbara Troy Cole and Jacob welcome back all and uh we uh we got some stories to hear got some St there were some real there were some real doozies in there I love a doozy um since everyone lied during the envelope game we can actually just go down the line I feel like and here everyone's real story Troy uh the audience was voting on this one too the held up at gunpoint where when what was that about I don't like that I don't like that it's terrifying Dallas Dallas Texas off of uh like a greenv in 6:35 there was a rehearsal space that um there's a racetrack gas station there's a rehearsal space that we went to and it was late at night it's like 10 11:00 at night or whatever and so I I'm pulling in I've got a uh a 90 guess a 99 Ford Ranger and guys pull up and he was like hey can you give me directions to some obscure City that doesn't matter and I was like yeah man you just want to go there and I was like okay he keeps looking around and I was like anything else he goes can you can you give me some money for gas I'm like I'm trying to be kind and so I said yeah and I turned my back to him and reached into like the the cup uh holder in my truck and I feel his hand go into my back pocket now I know what you're thinking and yes I was flattered but I was also terrified and I I'm not dude at this point I'm like maybe a you know a buck 50 I was a skinny dude I grabbed his arm and I yanked it up and I was like dude what are you doing and he put a gun right into my gut he goes I'll shoot you and my response was this why because I knew the contents of my wallet you were Rob that guy over there has a Mercedes I can't make I don't know how much gas I can put in here man so take me with you wherever you're going I can't and so he left and like drove grabbed my wallet and the only thought that I had was like I was like I have to go replace my driver's license and I was so I was like yeah was the biggest thing I have to cancel cancel everything get new driver my Subway card was I was free I had nine punches I need 10 so Cole you were pretty close because you went for a gas station I mean yeah which is actually I had a friend in college who at I I told his story for my lie he went at he went to the gas station went in get a gatorade and somebody just came in and robbed everyone in there wow the Gatorade wasn't even true about you you didn't even get the gator oh my God no I was never in a dangerous position I I ran home see I thought that story was just fake in general because I feel like if someone came in to rob a gas station they wouldn't worry about the patrons they would try to rob the register well they were getting everyone they got to everyone they were like hey everyone give me your money like oh [ __ ] time yeah yeah bottle down yeah that was the thing yeah because I would figure they'd be a night like usually when you're like it's just whenever there's like they see not many people there and that makes sense that would make sense as someone who's who has not done it I wouldn't know the best time I'd be walking in at night 3:30 doing here that's what I the best return for 3 this has been an improper investment you're right I'm out um Cole you you always have these like farm animal stories you grow up so I I grew up in uh West Fort Worth like super West Fort Worth but this was up here in Austin where where my H where my house is at um one day I just step out and there is 40 goats I counted them because I got they trapped me in my driveway because I was trying to back out to go to like work or actually it was like a Saturday so I was trying to go to like get in and out or something and uh just as I'm walking out all of these goats just start walking by my house and I'm like okay I'll send the video Al like I have a video of it um I just started walking out house was 40 yeah it was 40 um I said I I was there for like a while there for like 10 minutes he SC and like everyone in the neighborhood just kind of got out and was like what do you do cuz we tried to scare them away but none of them would move gos give like zero [ __ ] they're like I will eat your car man I don't I don't care I'm here Reon ran my tree like P at the tree and trying to climb up the tree to get the leaves or something oh my God and then eventually they saw a neighbor's Bush and all ran off to him but driveway driveway in of by 40 goats it's not where I saw that story going the place is real I have like a horse farm I have like my dad has like a we had ostriches grown up Llamas I was like yeah that would make sense but no here in Austin well not only did you just s really bad Dent B too by the way yeah oh yeah yeah opening for the metal saws I still don't no they still terrorize our neighborhood from time to time they still just come and goats are they they're not just goat I don't know they're their own goats Jeremy that's who's i'mi walk outside right now that I'm gonna get ambushed by 40 goats they're not wild goats and here's the thing here's the thing you might think if I that's a good thing but where are the other 20 TR you look at that robber was it a goat per chance you don't need to worry about the goat you can see you need to can't God Mr Baker can you describe the as salent uh yes he was uh he had a beard yes yes like what color like just long white was he an older gentleman no he was a goat and he had 39 other people that was with him 39 friends we've heard tale ofil had all these kids with him they were all bungee cor together sh me with a goat joke he had all these that's my specialty joke that's a great joke yeah Jacob I I thought did really well in that round because not only did you say a place that was you know a real place but Troy there corroborated such location he did I trying to throw you off man it's all about the pregame and the post game with me like true Mario I do love Jacob going into it I was like I'm going to question Jacob first about the goats and Jacob said something like he was like oh boy here we go yep my grandchilden goes down to Jacob uh the your High School's First all male pageant so um yeah was situation what happened yeah it was just like my senior year of high school like I'd been like pretty like quiet for the rest of it and I was like I'm going to be out going this year um and then when they announced that thing was happening my friend and I were just like oh let's just like do it just like fine let's just do it why not oh it horribly embarrassing um and I mean Troy was kind of on the money with the four like cool kids and one joke except there was 15 cool kids in one joke and that was still me go yeah but yeah I did that um it entailed like we had to where tuxes at one point there's like an opening dance number with a bunch of girls um there's a swimsuit thing which I mostly just did a joke as I wear like a snorkel mask and flippers and inner tube and all that yeah it really fogged up though so when I was walking back to get behind the curtain I couldn't see anything and uh so I just tried to go to the right of the stage and cram myself between the curtain I ended up getting stuck um I still don't believe him this is the thing I still don't believe hisory so ridiculous I back what did I do that no that's his story like he's lying the bungee cords [ __ ] n he's lying I have to know if you actually did that as a kid oh um definitely there was no mailbox but we did do that there was trueu true yeah yeah you Bunch corded yourself to the other person so that when one of you turned the other was forced to turn with them yes or the other way around you go Jacob go in the garage and play with your friends with the bungee cords it's like that's sure well they didn't know about the bungee cords for the most part bunge cords at home yeah it wasn't like you didn't have like you had access to bungee cords though yes easily in the in the garage it worked about like 60% of the time it worked as intend so how how did what's the setup would you like both in one hoop oh like through like our belt loops or well because it wasn't long enough so that's what we'd have to do is just do it through like our like up do our pants oh okay oh oh God which you know that go that would go about how You' expect and you do that stuff with American healthc care yeah we Bo we just having a good time look guys we do that but we have a responsible healthare system that when we still played Red Rover in school yeah we're like seven we don't know any better we just like Clos line your best friends like run full speed towards each other and try to get stopped there was no one kid on the playground who like oh guys you need to think about the healthcare ramifications of Red Rover how many out their kids tied together going do you know how much this will cost me mailboxes a side yeah it's gonna be a fortune well was it a mail or was it just a box on a stick in the grass that you put I myself you threw yourself off ohy toy as for our uh new game our high school game so uh Troy was voted most likely to end up in the principal's office um not shocking not ouch but also yes uh Cole Jacob Barbara did you guess have any superlatives that you remember you were uh I you were given don't remember my high school having I do yeah for sure officer didn't have superlatives this is for worth we don't believe in superlatives we won't be having none of that superlatives here economic social studies class gave him out and that's where the my friend actually did get the most likely to be a park ranger because he wore cargo shorts so that was true wait you have I'm saying one class did that one class did that like it wasn't your whole High School a social studies class see I had a small I had a small high school we only had uh I think 200 people in the grade and 40 ghosts uh but we had superlatives I was actually voted biggest Trends Setter even though I was not very popular so I don't know if that was supposed to be like mean towards me because I wore weird things and people yeah you do your thing yeah did not make a lot of I didn't I I didn't even show up in my in my yearbook like there was no the coolest picture ever of anybody in any yearbook was I there was me and then there was Troy p and we became friends because everyone kept confusing us for each other because both of us were tall skinny dudes and but Troy P was the cool one and I was oh no no we're talking about the other guy actually but no one ever was really talking about me there was they were always talking about Troy pool there was this picture of Troy pool looking like James Dean and the and the um the parking lot and he was just sitting there just smoking going and somebody got like this great black and white and it ended up in the yearbook I was like that's the coolest picture I I wish I was people like is that you I like no it's Troy pool no it's not Troy Troy that was a shitty story but I'm glad you guys stuck with me so thank you you you can call up Troy pool now and go look where the way you explaining I thought you were going to be in the background like looking at him like wow he's cool it's the only picture of me is behind the cool Troy well to everyone on our episode today thanks again for showing up for this one thanks for coming and telling your stories uh because we actually got a lot of lot of lies on this one which I always like to see and um so it was good to hear the truth behind those uh Troy I promise the next time we have you on we're going to select that story that is going to Nicholas I got the video he said it's ready if we want to watch the goat goats oh can we put it up here oh my God my God 1 2 3 4 5 6 78 11 12 13 14 15 16 that is nowhere near oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God what is happening that's 40 goats see very confused that's the cutest reason to be late oh I can see you question your vertical recording in last second oh man like I've already startedit yeah your definition of trapped I wouldn't want to back out with that many goats I got in the car like and they wouldn't move like they've seen some [ __ ] those goats um yeah I'm not going to be able to come in for work why hang on a second did you get it shut the [ __ ] up dude for tuning in and uh remember next week 5: PM central time will be another episode on Wednesday uh RTV make sure to check that out and thank you for being a first member and watching chump change and uh yeah can't wait till the next one there's gonna be I don't know well let's try to I don't know if we could top this one with the goats and the pageants and oh it's just insane we'll see but I'm sure y'all do I'm sure improbable well we'll see you then everybody have a good night goodbye