Pregnant Joker?

they get the Joker pregnant he fell deeply in love with zatana intensely wishing for her to be the mother of his children irritated by his constant and annoying harassment knocked him to the ground and stomped his head into the mud no one else will ever have your baby you guys are lucky I Don't Put a Spell on You too after a long night of restless sleep The Joker wakes up to a shocking surprise he realizes his belly is extremely swollen as if he were pregnant he quickly seeks the help of Dr phosphorus but even he doesn't know where the baby is going to come out from so he asks him to try pushing suddenly Joker starts to vomit expelling a huge amount of mud the interesting part is that the mud came to life they tried to kill it but being made of mud the bullets passed through without causing any harm they spent quite some time chasing it around the house until it emerged from the basement once again now it was no longer just mud but a bizarre miniature version of the Joker