CAR VLOG ON BROWNS NEW COACH AND MY CAGAGGLE - Elpresador reupload

what do I think of the brown tyring Mike [ __ ] PTI PTI ptin whatever I think he's a goddamn Beast every defense he being a part of whether it be coordinating it or coaching linebackers or whatever has been a top five defense since he's been in a top 10 defense he took over rake last defense last year and buffalo made it a top 10 the guy had the second most sacks with the Buffalo Bills last year in NFL history something that we thought Ray Horton was going to bring to us um me personally I thought chinski even though I didn't think chinski was I I had no problem with chinski I thought he lost the team but I'm not saying he was a great coach I thought he should have got another year but the team didn't quit on him so I had no problem with you firing him I hated to lose Nerf Turner because now we got no OC uh Ray H I didn't mind losing his ass cuz that [ __ ] defense gave up three game-winning drives the last four [ __ ] games of the season and plus he never ever got the pressure on the [ __ ] QBs that he promised oh we're going to be such a good defense after Thanksgiving [ __ ] you didn't do [ __ ] after [ __ ] Thanksgiving you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you didn't Blitz nobody you never brought the [ __ ] pressure so we couldn't you couldn't run on us until our defense got later in the season you can run all over us the last two three games whatever so I wasn't disappoint we got the talent believe me we got the [ __ ] Talent defensively we just need I think patine is going to be good job I really do now granted in the circumstances last year I mean [ __ ] Brandon weat Brian Hoyer and Jason Campbell who the I mean come on man we gave up big Jason Campell threw for 300 [ __ ] 90 yards and we gave up 14 points in last [ __ ] mid [ __ ] game that's Ray Horton that's Ray Horton there he gave up the Jacksonville game that's Ray Horton that's Ray Horton there he just gave up too many [ __ ] leads um jiny I mean Jason Campell was erratic one game great two bad games when we had a chance to win that ision W to Cincinnati we had a 143 lead and the [ __ ] team choked and I blame that on [ __ ] chinski come on [ __ ] you see me pulling out speed the [ __ ] up I hate people I hate I hate Society I'm a [ __ ] time bomb in society but anyway yeah I got no problem with ch being gone PA I believe he's a winner a lot of people make up this bull got the head coach who gives a flying [ __ ] no one the fact of the matter is no one wanted to coach the Browns cuz it's a [ __ ] Radioactive [ __ ] tough cell when you got [ __ ] Joe bner running your [ __ ] franchise it's going to be hard to get someone in the place so that's why patine took it I'm glad he did and you know I like the fact that he said if they waited any longer he was going to get ready to pull his name out I like the fact he said that cuz he's letting that little [ __ ] snake in the grass Banner know that I ain't your [ __ ] puppet you got four [ __ ] years you got me for four years a possible fifth you want to fire me go ahead [ __ ] I'll keep collecting like the rest of the Browns coaches Jimmy has some stupid decision he ever made in business wasn't about ripping off truck companies I can't give a [ __ ] about that them dumbass truck companies probably deserved it the problem with Jimmy hasm is you hired Joe Banner you made your bed with Joe [ __ ] Banner the worst [ __ ] snake in the grass ever so they change see this is why I almost got this is why I almost got wck the other day here they changed this [ __ ] light to no [ __ ] arrow and I almost got killed here I [ __ ] sue you [ __ ] they [ __ ] pissed me off I almost got killed here light turned and I went right through it you know cuz usually it goes to the left and y'all know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about if you're going down Mahoning Avenue you know what I'm talking about but anyway Joe Banner is a disgrace we need a quarterback we get a quarterback in place I believe patin is the man now he runs a 34 variation of a 34 I heard so that's going to be good cuz we got 34 Personnel maybe can get mingle to [ __ ] add some [ __ ] ball we can get him to play the [ __ ] game like he's meant to be played we have the pieces in place but [ __ ] Ray Horton never promised he never delivered what he promised and by that I he he was going to bring an attacking defense [ __ ] you couldn't attack water if you had water on your [ __ ] brain surprised you got another [ __ ] job you talk a good game for a minute there I thought you was a beast and then you didn't do [ __ ] so I believe patine is a good hire considering we really had no one else I believe Kine is going to turn his franchise around I really believe that but in order to do that he needs to stand up like he did the other day when he said that he was going to wait if any longer he just going to pull his name out he ain't Joe B his puppet [ __ ] you B you ruin this franchise everyone in NFL circles knows that you are the [ __ ] sole reason why no one wanted to come here Jimmy has I don't know you got to fire this [ __ ] and if we do suck this year you can blame it on your [ __ ] Joe banner and his drafting mean come on man Devon best like that [ __ ] didn't do any background search on that guy come on man Joe Banner you need to be fired for that [ __ ] the overpaying of [ __ ] uh Paul Krueger come on man anyone could have told you was a product of [ __ ] Terell sucks and the the I I mean I think Mingo will be good but come on man [ __ ] he needs to do more than they did man they only had what four sacks last year I don't think he did [ __ ] the last [ __ ] eight games of the Season we need receivers we need to sign we need to sign our [ __ ] lineman the [ __ ] Alex Mack we need to resign dequel Jackson keep his ass happy don't let him go TJ Ward we need to resign this whole we have a core team right now sign the [ __ ] up and let this coach do his [ __ ] job and stay out of the [ __ ] business Banner cuz all godamn it Banner you [ __ ] suck Joe Banner is a [ __ ] cancer to the Browns organization but that being said pa patine whatever I like the hiring I do like the hiring I think patine whatever the [ __ ] his name is is going to lead this brown I think we'll make the playoffs this year and I think we'll be [ __ ] if we get a quarterback Jo I mean you got to look at Josh Gordon his numbers were [ __ ] unbelievable and 14 games only with [ __ ] scrub quarterbacks and he actually did better with Brandon weed you know why cuz Brandon Weeden believe it or not is a Scrub but he's not afraid to take chances one thing you need to do in this league is not be afraid to take chances Jason Campbell check down Campbell basically there was games when you couldn't even find Josh Gordon because he was wide open and Jason check down Campbell was scared to throw him the [ __ ] ball cuz he sucked so you could probably say Jos Gordon actually played maybe six full games and had all them yards Jos gor's the best in the league I'm going to tell you another thing too I'm a little L of uh Brian H he's good he's good but he cannot throw the beat ball like Brandon Weeden can sling it there's a lot of time if you go back on the film and you look at Josh Gordon had to come back the ball was underthrown to him but you know being a great receiver like Gordon is he made the adjustments and caught it I'm going to end this video right now in a minute in a minute maybe but I'm going to keep talking um yeah we got problems we I mean we had problems in the internally in the front office and Mike Lombardi We all know you were popping on banish strings why did you take the job just so you can say you have that title cuz we all know you ain't [ __ ] to this team you ain't even had no press conferences why the hell is that angry little [ __ ] owl at the Press confence and he tries to make a wise ass joke [ __ ] that wasn't even funny about oh I'm Jim we're looking for curly whatever [ __ ] looking for a goddamn two we're looking for someone to run the [ __ ] team so anyway I pumped up by my Bron X year football SE is the only thing out there and without football who the [ __ ] even watches it I don't even watch anything else basketball sucks it's gay other than that I got to go there's a cop looking at me cuz my windows are very dark tinted right now I seen them slow down why I don't give a [ __ ] man my windows are Ted because you know what I don't like people looking at me someone looking at me is not a good thing for society so I'm trying to prevent me from beating people's asses if you know what I'm saying cuz I'm a [ __ ] time bomb I'm not going to lie to you surprise I ain't going to say it I'm just I'm a [ __ ] time bomb everyone knows I'm a Time anyone that knows me I'm a time bomb I'll travel wherever the [ __ ] I got to to get even that's just out ofone I'm just turn this heat down I will say that get my ready to pay let me an order all right he's about no he's he [ __ ] see I'm paranoid he's about six cars behind me $1 hey man you all count your money when you're going through a drivethru so you can have the precise change cuz I don't like to be on you know what I'm saying precise change I like that precise change that's just me though you know so it is what it is let me turn this heat down it's still [ __ ] e 1° out of this [ __ ] vehicle my charger believe it or not has it has that uh what do you call it climate control but it's not digital why how the [ __ ] is a $45,000 vehicle not digital I don't understand that don't make any sense and I hate people that come through these [ __ ] drive-throughs that have a whole [ __ ] family for take them inside you [ __ ] another thing real quick I hate people that leave a car length in front of them in this drive like this dumbass in front of me and I hate [ __ ] at these uh you can't talk back to these dumb asses at these places because they don't do something to your food now granted I'm only getting the coffee but I don't want no [ __ ] foreign saliva in my [ __ ] coffee you see what I'm saying so I'm always courtesy court is whatever with these [ __ ] but you know what though if I'm inside I watch everything they [ __ ] do so I can give them a [ __ ] attitude if I don't like the way they're [ __ ] serving me but in the Drive-Thru you just you know you get these dumb ass I used to go with this one [ __ ] all the time man we'd go out get food whatever this [ __ ] get smart with these [ __ ] right I be like what the [ __ ] [ __ ] is your problem man I ain't I ain't ordering nothing with your ass they spitting all over your [ __ ] food you dumb ass yeah that dumb ass same [ __ ] me and my boy the cameraman would always be out getting in fights we'd be out there fighting this little [ __ ] me in the backseat of the car curled up on the bar like a [ __ ] everyone has a [ __ ] like that and I know this motherfucker's I won't mention his name but I know he's watching the video and damn well you know who the [ __ ] you are always curling up in the bar remember the park we had guns Drawn On Us by the police where were you at you were curled up in the backseat of the car like a little [ __ ] yeah you remember that [ __ ] always having a [ __ ] excuse this [ __ ] be over his house eating he'd go inside we look through we'd be all I mean we' go over his house drinking we'd be all hungry you know get the munchies we look inside his house he's in there eating [ __ ] Pizza hey he go to Taco Bell he'd be like this uh this when we I had no money back in the day this years ago like in late ' 80s ' 90 early '90s he'd be like hey you want to go to Taco B got no money man he'd be like uh oh I'll buy you a taco tacos are like 49 [ __ ] cents anyway camera knows cameraman you know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about I'm gonna cut this video short cuz I gotta get the [ __ ] out I'm getting hyped up I need my coffee my