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this just in Nico avocado has stopped eating fast food oh no that means stocks are down I hope father doesn't find out hey Daddy everything's great over here okay I'll tell you it's horrible our most important customer isn't eating our food anymore hey Dad [Music] [Applause] Nico avocado I know him as the oversiz rotund man that's always screaming crying growan food and knee deep in Hot Cheetos a few breaths away from a heart attack learn something but if you're a follower of Nico avocado you know him as the past skinny vegan I ate five avocados for dinner tonight turned vegan mukbanger I in a hungry sloth dropped that and started eating meat he was a little confused at first why does it do that like it should be I don't know what I'm doing that hungry sloth got used to it and had one taste and he was overwhelmed with joy and started morphing into the screaming crying temper tantrum having emotional round man with his gut hanging out everywhere we know today until now recently the king of mukbangs would shock the world and reveal that while you all thought that he was sucking up pounds of spicy noodles and swimming in pizza boxes he was actually going through a whole Extreme Weight Loss journey and was two steps ahead of all of us literally that's the title of the video in this video he revealed that he's no longer that tummy bouncing weirdo he's now a slim weirdo listen here come closer no matter how much weight you lose you can't lose the weird and his 25 minute video not only proved that I was right but it also showed that he's also a villain according to the comments and if you don't want to sit through that whole 26 minute video where he comes out as a furry paired with a very slow solemn and kind of creepy voice two steps ahead don't you worry I'm going to break down all the important parts of you and all I'm going to ask is you subscribe come on it's free my father just yelled at me I'm losing business here the least you can do is subscribe is it that hard Nico avocado lost over 250 lb of fat and you can't hit a button thank you okay let's start Nico avocado surprised the internet with his big reveal he starts out the video with a panda head I am always two steps ahead honestly this creeps me out more than the gut flapping and crying but you know what we're almost to the best time of the year Halloween time so it's fitting throughout the video Nico reveals that through all these years he had a master plan to gain all that weight for a social experiment that you fell for no he really does the whole villain monologue with a panda head on his head this has been the greatest social experiment for my entire life it's luring it's compelling it's gripping which has sparked comments saying you did all of that for a social experiment to observe all these unwell disoriented beings roam the internet you did all of this for years of damage to your body eating copious amounts of food screaming that was the social experiment your kidneys and everything else in your body are screaming help me help me please we can't breathe and you said no we must experiment for science you know for me love it your body not so much so in the video he said he knew it was dangerous it's brilliant and it's dangerous but the best part is when he started critiquing the people that watched him saying you people are so stupid you'll watch anything a man that presses buttons on a bus a man that flushes toilets and a man that drinks water and a man that slashes his fat body around eating copious amounts of food and occasionally sings over it you people have no death no brain just mindlessly follow idiots online I feel as if I'm monitoring ants on an ant farm one follows another follows another follows another it's mesmerizing it's spellbinding all these little consumers all of these lost and bored people it's giving my uncle Joker I don't know if you guys have heard of them but in Nico's version it's renditioned with a panda on the head if you're wondering it was never cleared up why there's a panda on the head so if you're wondering about that we will never get the reason people consuming anything that they're told to consume so after the very long monologue he removes the pandae head and says so I am the villain he continues on and says you know what even though I'm the bad guy I'm the evil one I'm the villain you're so dumb you'll still watch me and you'll watch the videos about me no matter what and you will continue to consume these stories about me year after year year after year for as long as I tell the internet which I thought was funny that he was trying to call everyone else stupid and dumb and Mindless for watching him and watching videos about him and he's the enlightened and smart one for putting on 250 lb and screaming while in a rascal at Target with his gut hanging out a pitiful hand scoop we're the dumb ones for watching a train wreck brainwash the end you are the hands okay well let's move on today I woke up from a very long dream and I also woke up having lost 250 lb off of my body that just yesterday people were calling me fat and sick well that's because you were uploading old videos Sir when you were fat and sick you are wearing one of these things while mixing about five servings of mac and cheese that's your eight what are we supposed to think that's what sick people do people are the most messed up creatures on the entire planet you know what he is right whatever this is it's very messed up weird borderline mentally unstable so he continues with his monologue on how everyone who watches him is dumb and I do have to say this might anger some of you who watch him kind of agree I don't get watching a fat man screaming throwing his gut around I like those men in my lineup work with that being said I also think that he's them sosing guts and Hot Cheetos all over your body makes you a lot of money but you don't have to be smart to know that being stupid online gets you the views does the audience agree with that so after the monologue the henchmen comes out Mr Noodles the parrot how's it going Mr Noodle did you miss me you look like a big green ball I personally wish you had a little mustache but you know what very interesting henchman I give it a four out a five I also don't watch the channel but I'm guessing he hasn't been on the Channel Mr Noodles hasn't been on the channel for a while it was a very long segment and he kept saying Daddy's back home but Daddy's back we're back the parrot's like what the hell is going on after him and his parrot talk [ __ ] about the people that watched him for years for about 5 minutes you miss all the peasants he does exactly what he's been doing for years that had gotten him such an extreme following these are my favorite spicy noodles of all time that's right making copious amounts of spicy noodles oh my God and you idiots watched it didn't you well over 4 million of you did that's a lot of noodles that's a lot of idiots you're proving him right you fool Mr Noodles is laughing at you while he eats the noodles he seems to like it too so the bulk of the 26 minutes was him and Mr Noodles eating noodles and him continuously saying the past 8 years of obesity was just a dream we were all just dreaming Mr sir I am pretty sure you doing some sort of ritual around Hot Cheetos definitely happened for the rest of the video he messily eats noodles there was a lot of mouth noises and talking with his mouth full it was gross and like I said I do have to agree with them how the hell do you all watch this because I will leave the room Sprint for my life in real life if someone eats like this I'll be damned if I watch this willingly on YouTube it's probably like 3,000 calories you all know me I can needle I'm ready to see the Lord maybe that's why he didn't mind doing the experiments of potential death so after eating a pile of noodles as he has has done in the past for 8 years he leaves us with some last motivating words they don't call me the mukb king for no reason I know how to slip yes he does Jesus that was horrible but it left many people confused with a lot of questions many people asked what was the timeline that he lost weight somehow everybody was saying that he lost this weight in 7 months and I say if that's true I personally think in my humble opinion That's not healthy but I'm just a clown but it screams that he hasn't done it in the healthiest way Les than over a year 250 lbs I mean I love that he proved many of the fat acceptance people wrong it's clearly not genetics and he literally has filmed himself overeating for years and now that he's not he's not fat anymore but that's some damn Quick Weight Loss many people are saying he looks so healthy and honestly when I first saw him the first thing I said was wow he lost the weight but damn he's very thin and it just seems like he went from overeating binging with drastically High calories and the comments the controversy that you are nothing but a fat loud sloppy Java the Hut comments could have gotten to him and then he drastically dropped his calories lost weight quickly to try and prove many of the people who talk about him wrong went to an extreme calorie deficit and said ha it was all actually a social experiment you idiots that is the biggest cop out in the universe it's Child's Play baby but that rumor is dying down and now people are saying 2 years because in the video he says that he didn't film for 2 years as a trainer that can mean a lot of things but it's definitely way healthier than 7 months my goodness there was also an oille video that came out a long time ago where Nico was on it where he said that he's going to lose weight and the fat thing well it was just a mere character I mean that's some dedication I do have some critique though many people are calling him a genius to me he's not a genius you fools please there's a whole show that trainers just gain weight and get fat this is not a original people gain weight every day they're just too shy to take off their shirt flop their belly up and down and swim in some hot Cheetos every day genius absolutely not someone who doesn't mind looking like a fool on the internet and monetize off of it hell yeah the quick and rapid weight loss has also sparked a lot of controversy many people think that if he lost the weight in 7 months he definitely took oh oh oh oh Zing I want to know was it oen piic was it like hiding the vegetables in the burgers well his possible OIC butt cheeks is having a grand old time he even started a new account skinny Nicholas Perry welcome to my new account but people are saying that's not real it's fake and he's still fat and trolling us and this is from when he was still a vegan it's really me it's him there you go so if you're interested in him staring deeply into the camera at you and Whispering instead of screaming at you and shaking his gut I guess you better follow him good morning be awake but remember he said if you follow him you're a Mindless idiot and he already has over 8,000 but that's the Nico avocado weight loss drama that broke the internet thank you so much for watching wait a minute you should be thinking me this time I sat through slurps and one burp Sho that was my first burp of the entire video and I made sure not to include it because ew can I please get a thank you and then I will give you one piss upon your forehead and a slap for the people who didn't subscribe and then for the people who did you also get one free Big Mac just walk into McDonald's right now and tell them the daughter of good old Ronald McDonald said you get one freebie yep just do it right now I swear it'll work I promise up up up you see the drippy I'm f it up in my car and get it up the bagg I get the pick it up pick it up you see the drip f it up in my car and get it up the back get the it up it up it up been on the fle F neighborhood your scar