hello welcome to the Daily Show my name is John S the second presidential debate has just wrapped up we are live well technically uh technically I guess this is the second presidential debate the first presidential debate of this matchup I can't wait to see who the winner will take on next I think we're coming to you live ladies and gentlemen the couldn't be higher as we all try and figure out who will be the next president of Paul wiev M gank it's an exciting night for citizens of that esteemed Nation as the rest of us watch with great interest from the neighboring country of no one gives a A Stan by the way if you have any friends in p can you see if they can do anything about congestion pricing if you all right foret but so far it seems like this presidential race is going to be a tight one the election now a dead heat separated by razor thin margins neck and neck feels like a jump B race right now for all intensive purposes Hors shoes and H grenades it's a it's a coin flip the tightest race in a generation as tight as it can get as tight as a tick as tight as a two tight bathing suit and a two long car ride home from the beach that that seems very tight it's as tight as a teenage boy's pants during a Sydney Sweeny Film Festival like it's tighter than Sydney Sweeney's scheduling Windows given how busy she is with projects and in demand as a producer to say nothing the anyway she's very talented of course with an election this tip it is important to build out a more diverse Coalition and recently Donald Trump has picked up the unexpected support of former Democrats RFK Jr and telsey gabber and might even have picked up one of Jeffrey Epstein's most esteemed former lawyers I am no longer a Democrat I no longer a member of the democratic party this was not my party I just felt appalled when I watched the Democratic National Convention I can't associate myself with the party itself no wait don't go oh you're no longer the Democratic party well guess what Democrats don't want you anyway cuz the Democratic party has standards okay we don't last week former Vice President Dick Cheney endorsed vice president Harris [Applause] would you excuse me one [Music] [Applause] second I don't know what came over me anyway going into the debate one thing was I'm sorry you know what Dick Cheney can you meet me over by camera one off seriously off you came this close to destroying the entire world we were this close closer than a teenage boyish pants and no I'm not going to have any fun with this and by the way who in God's name is that endorsement going to sway well I I like the democrat's policy on child tax credits but are they bombing enough Middle Eastern countries I there're still