we're in trouble and it's one n for Trad within the first five minutes the moment they have put some passes together stringing in some passes some intricate level of playing ripping through our Midfield into the final third TR out unleashes and we have opened our legs up beautifully and Arsenal has slid it through nicely and they are gone Chelsea we are we're in trouble it's going to be a long night strap yourselves it's going to be a long long night get in there that's what I'm saying it's easy we destroy these guys every single year at the EM ever since Etta has come no cut to me cut to me's he moing no cut to me look at his face look at him they're no no we got to get a wide angle Lads yeah no to me I don't want to be involved in this this is the problem yes Dean rice with the assist lovely what do you mean how's it him we're better than you you're in oh how's it in sorry you [Applause] this game will show how much we rely on Palmer I mean yeah it's rice it's trossard it's 1 nil well there you go the first real chance and it's a goal it's going to be a long day boys and girls it's it's going to be a long long day goodness me how long was that 4 minutes I didn't even have time to really get angry about that it all happened so quickly it's just to be expected we knew this was going to happen I didn't expect it quite so quick oh my [Â __Â ] god oh dear oh dear me oh [Â __Â ] oh oh [Â __Â ] it's it's only been five minutes you know I'll be honest I'm not in my emotions yet for the anger and the animosity cuz it's been 5 minutes what now what are we doing oh my God Char for Ral is that One n one n down we losted not even three minutes I don't think I think we're one nil down yeah we're one nil down three minutes three minutes three minutes come on [Â __Â ] oh my God oh God I can't man I can't man we lasted three minutes three minutes there we go yes sir two Arsenal yes Benjamin white put some respect on his name yeah no ask me the question again question embarrassing no ask me the question embarassing ask me the question embarrassing Now Chelsea look at his face once again it's 2-n thank you very surprise looks like P right now just deppressed putino is probably happy I don't think he cares I don't think he cares about Chelsea at all it's just it's just a matter of when it's just a matter of when second goal now there we go [Â __Â ] hell what the [Â __Â ] did I just say did I say at half time do something or they're going to [Â __Â ] kill you off in the second and this is what's happened we are getting played through again just like we were in the first half we decide to do nothing about it not one change not one substitution not one rocket up these players asses cuz you just don't mind mind it's just whatever whatever happens happens who gives a [Â __Â ] we're having barbecue chicken at cin regardless we're having lemons in in in in in the dressing room at the end afterwards anyway who cares sacka shot coming in of course of course of course Ben White scores the goal for Arsenal it was coming it was coming come on it was coming are we surprised are we surprised I'm not surprised I'm surprised that it didn't come earlier enough I'm surprised that it's come so late it's 2N 2N 2N two Chelsea are [Â __Â ] Chelsea are [Â __Â ] we are cmer FC Chelsea are [Â __Â ] it's not looking good it's not looking good we genuinely relegated without Kama it's not looking [Music] goody [Â __Â ] rice deflected and it's 2-0 Ben White scores wow wow we were after all of that cuk couldn't hold on to his man and it's 2-0 game over and that is all she wrote it's a long long day from now on it was a long day anyway oh just want to spark a ala man [Â __Â ] hell whip [Applause] is it free nobody ring my phone because I'm telling you now I'm not answering don't waste your time don't hype up your live chats don't [Â __Â ] ring my phone cuz I won't be picking up I told you this guy was going to accidentally [Â __Â ] score I told you he has been [Â __Â ] today he's nothing impressive they are going to replace him with a real Striker and his ass will be on the next season but it doesn't matter because we are [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] do you understand me we are [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] and our manager is completely a bystander he just doesn't even try to help he doesn't even try to impact the game I told you this guy was going to score because we are that [Â __Â ] bad that sums up the whole game and we are going to get our asses handed to us and you know what we [Â __Â ] deserve it that a ball and a half that was a I'm gone I'm gone I'm G h a scor sit down you know when we said 60 at the beginning you remember I said it goes One n chelse 60 you guys you guys trolled my guy you trolled him if he's your guy I love it yes you guys can't stop us Chelsea Football Club Can't Stop Arsenal not this season you can't oh what a ball from Ard what a ball oh and of course Kai have it was going to score and look at this Shameless person celebrating celebrating he don't care he don't care about Chelsea bro he don't care think he'd be like respect respect that's my old team but he don't care he don't care he don't care he don't care he hated his time he hated his time at Chelsea he hated his time HZ is in kukar is gonna get sent off HZ three nil he's [Â __Â ] scored he's [Â __Â ] scored we got a sack pochettino he's got to go can't let that happen I can't stress enough if I'm karera in that situation I'm absolutely snapping Kai havs his [Â __Â ] Shin take one for the team Kar could have gone down as an absolute cult hero if he had just broken his [Â __Â ] knee do everything you can [Â __Â ] swing at the back of his head it's 3 now [Music] Kai havs oh Roman do you not it's worth Kai havs is the best on the earth the silky German is just who we need E1 Chelsea the Champions League I was yeah he celebrated he's gone he's gone like that hey a remember who you won a Champions League with remember who you just got knocked out by remember that remember that you won a champion Z with you didn't even make it to the semis with them you prick no this is M oh my [Â __Â ] god this is my worst nightmare let this man get a hattick oh we are [Â __Â ] Comedy Club Oh my days Kingdom [Â __Â ] keys to the bimar kai havs with a second goal he is the new Dennis bur Camp he reminds me of Robin van persy I can see it I can see it now he could have easily played in the invincibles team without a shadow of a doubt he could have played with enri it would have been HH can you imagine give him the number 14 next season and I'm telling you for free it's lights out for the league bang again yes you know what I mean why kill them why are we not making [Â __Â ] fat just [Â __Â ] make a change and and make sure it ends 3-0 I want him to you know what I mean just [Â __Â ] make sure it ends 3-0 so stupid why am I sitting there I don't know what you can do I don't know one again you you got five Midfield and you're getting ripped scored again obviously scored have it Sky again oh for the love of God kill me please I'm begging you just take me now I'm ready I'm I'm [Â __Â ] ready just just just take me now please end the suffering they've just scored again hav has scored sorry I just had to get out of the way you always have that tiny little bit of false hope that there there's anything's possible with football but then you get to the realization of Chelsea oh for [Â __Â ] sake it's 40 h it's 40 it's 40 it's 40 we're 64 minutes in and it's 40 oh my God it's havit again it's [Â __Â ] havit again you were [Â __Â ] for us for two years so ass you were genuinely so bad [Â __Â ] off hav stupid [Â __Â ] and it's going to be a f another one another one it's another one it's another one for havit havit is going to score a hatrick havitz is absolutely now creaming it havitz is now flopping it out and just [Â __Â ] all over our face havit has now flopped it and he's just unloading unloading hit's been waiting for this moment for so long he flopped it he flopped it and he said yep I'm about to just juice all over your face now [Applause] [Laughter] ohu it's just becoming unbearable it's becoming [Â __Â ] unbearable at this point I may just break the entire set because what the [Â __Â ] am I meant to do sitting here for the next 20 minutes watching these absolute [Â __Â ] bozos play football they do this [Â __Â ] for a living can you imagine they play this sport for a living and they're paid dock their wages and dock the managers as well what the [Â __Â ] are we doing look at the state of this performance five [Â __Â ] nil at the Emirates this is almost wenger's a thousandth game we're that close it could be six they're getting revenge for [Â __Â ] arson bengo I'm telling you now that's what they're [Â __Â ] doing they're getting revenge for arson bengo this is the day that I get kicked out of my flat like s for noise complaints I am [Â __Â ] I've had enough I'm [Â __Â ] up to here with this [Â __Â ] today these [Â __Â ] embarrassing bunch of bozos unbelievable unfuckingbelievable you take Cole Palmer out of this team and this is what you get then why oh it's five it's five it's [Â __Â ] 5 n oh my good God he's got to go and he and I know it's the players I know it's this that and everything else but he has to go you can't lose 5 nil to Arsenal you can't you cannot lose this bad to Arsenal as Chelsea Football Club you can't he's got to go and and I feel for him in the sense that it's not entirely his fault with the injuries and he's not got palmer but Palmer wouldn't have [Â __Â ] done anything here you have to sack him tonight you can't you cannot physically allow this to carry on another goal coming up and it will be opened up oh my days Ben Ben Ben White is Ben White that's two goals for Ben White more goals to come we're going to cop maybe eight I think we're going to cop eight this is it this this is the slapping we needed this is the slapping we needed this is the level of slapping we needed we need to show the owners the sporting directors where our football club is right now he's accidentally scored what happened now think I was looking at your big head it's a cross and uh don't get personal the the cross it's an accidental cross I don't know what happened oh MRI he's done a ronaldino he's he's done a MRI he's done a m standord modrick you're not giving me a [Â __Â ] Migra 5 n it actually is 5 n is it yes it's 5 n I'm on the verge of stopping watching man I gotta be totally honest with you L it's 5 nil oh my God oh my God I'm on the verge of tears I can't even lie I'm actually on the bird of crying oh my God what the [Â __Â ] if you don't laugh you cry but what the [Â __Â ] God over over