Shannon Sharpe & Nikocado Avocado Own The Internet | Sam Roberts Now

SRNow hey hey hey hey here we are happy lonely Friday night everybody we are back welcome to the loneliest show on the internet welcome to Sam Roberts now and I mean what a show you had to know that Friday the 13th was not going to come and go without some Sam Roberts in your life so welcome I'm glad that you're here and of course because it is is the Loneliest Night of the week we have to hear from there he is the literal biggest disappointment in the history of broadcasting this okay let me give you this is who I deal with on an everyday there he is you'll see it in the corner of your screen an empty chair test test yeah it works now he was so proud of his stupid camera even though he's only in the corner of the screen it makes no difference but this is this is his thinking and this is what I try to tell people and they go oh you're too hard on hot dog no come on he's a nice guy they go he's a nice guy I go no one's debating whether or not he's a nice guy the fact of the matter is he's a bonee head who's makes bad decisions consistently and they're only based on the things that he likes for himself there's no hear me now yes I can hear you oh yes let's go come on what are you talking about he set the C he set this camera up ladies and gentlemen he set this camera up I mean days ago the camera was ready and nobody notices the difference it's not your head's not even in frame you're out of the box like it's too the camera's too low as it is no it's because I mean the fact that I mean this is crazy I'm getting I swear to God Hot Dog's New Set and I don't want to blow myself up okay I'm not in the business of inflating my own e it's not the type of person I am but I get emails from people oh I'm graduating high school this year I'd love to help out whatever way I can I don't know if you accept interns I'd love to come no no no I've got everything taken care of I've got hot dog and then they got to turn on and this is what they see this is this is what they see somebody who is so focused on making sure that his camera look good even know whatever lighting he's got set up is reflecting back in those thick ass glasses that he wears there big a huge light right next to my face of course there's a huge light right next to your face and I don't know if it's just my monitor but it's making your whole picture look like you have a filter on you but let me text it to you the light yeah I mean it's just he's taking a picture of the light now now it's just always something it's always something today the studio the this the Harlem studio is is under construction right now I just texted it to you you talking about not Sam Harlem not Sam Harlem is under construction so I had to put the lights on just last minute right now I see oh my God it's so big it's so big you don't have that kind of space that you would ever need that kind of light I don't have any light nearly that big in this studio yeah I you know the bigger it is the softer the light when it hits you so it looks looks all right but the light's not done yet there'll be changes you know I'm moving this stuff for next week some stuff from Amazon hasn't arrived yet what do you have from Amazon that's coming what are you I mean and by the way this is I swear to God you watch any of these other this is what makes this show so awesome and that you know I'm not bluffing when I talk about how lonely the show is every other show the producer slash you know the right-hand man the guy you know I don't want to even downgrade Hot Dog's position what does hot dog do for you he's my guy everybody else that has a guy did you turn the light off you just went dark uh it went dark for a second I'm I'm open I'm opening something up you're completely shadowed on one side of your face now every other person they go like oh I have some ideas for the studio we could put this in we could put this Lighting in I go oh you're talking about my studio here no no no no no I mean my apartment apartment where I zoom in from mine I'm talking about the camera that'll be on me I've got some improvements for my picture Sam I need you to know I did it for me everything that I do I do for me he really is Walter White I felt alive I mean to be fair that's hot dog that's hot dog on the way home from every gig I was good at it oh I mean haven't I've been jerking off sending you a b-roll of of okay no what I gotta check these you've been what I've been I've been uh for the b-roll that I did for myself this entire week so you know what it's about he's sending me updates on his gigs as if I care as if I and he knows I don't care he's laughing because he knows why would I care he's sending me updates oh I'm working freelance for this other place and here's some b-roll I go what is this okay like all right what does this do for the bigger picture no no Boll this this this is what I can do for you this is what I could bring let's do it then who's stopping you like you don't have to prove yourself you're already the guy I'm auditioning for for you already have the job oh you must be excited about that new phone you're getting yeah well I mean despite you and Travis harassing meally and doing what you Hot Dog orders a new iPhone always do I swear to you I sitting on the couch the kids were at school I was playing Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I was giggling uncontrollably because hot dog I decid so the iPhones get released today and my first thought was well I got the 15 maybe I'll uh I'll upgrade to the 16 and you know I'll get that little button on the side the little camera button you know and I'll get the the better video and the better photos and everything why not who cares you only live once the button now has a scroll yeah yeah yeah yeah the little camera button you know it's a new button it's entirely new and I go yeah maybe I get that new one I go on to my thing and it's like yeah you can get a a$1 thousand bill credit if you trade in your old phone I was like okay great I'll do that and they go but you have to pay $1,000 to pay off your old phone and I was like well I'm not still have $1,000 in the balance right so I'm not yeah so I'm not coming out of pocket $ th000 Dollar to get a [ __ ] camera button I already take pictures it's fine like I'm you know I I I very quickly was like you know Sammy Sammy 3 jobs over here doesn't got the the means I guess no that's right it's because I'm broke I thought it was not gonna be I'm broke what can I matter of fact if you could Super Chat in tonight as always on Sam Roberts now every Super Chat gets acknowledged and I'm broke please clearly Let's help this guy out oh hot dog is getting is trying to get his licks in now because he attempted to flex so we're in a group chat it's me and hot dog and Travis and uh it's a very active group chat and uh yeah yes it actually is quite lit and hot dog Travis goes well I ordered mine because I get you know he's in a different situation than I am he's got you know he's got money this Travis you know so he gets his phone and then he pressur hot dog into getting one so that the two of them can Flex on me hold on no one pressured me to get anything I I was looking at it Greg Schmid said it best I looked at the phone and I said how I said how much is it they said 350 I said 350 yeah yeah no I because I'm I'm two years behind you guys have the 15 you had the 14 or the 13 I have the 14 that's a fine yeah you still got a lightning connector the fact that you don't have a USBC on your phone I said of course you should upgrade you know it's not even like oh don't do it in Flex I don't you know obviously you should upgrade its time if I was two years in it'd be a no-brainer yes and so he sends his receipt which I would show on the screen except just got his phone number on it and I felt but I mean good guy good guy give me my credit out scrible yeah um but he sends it over right and like of course every time Travis and I instantly start dissecting his receipt [ __ ] that's [ __ ] every single time we instantly just start PE we put our glasses on we start looking at every little detail to go like what did he screw up because you know he screwed something up he's not gonna get it he thinks he's got the win he's not getting the win so the first my problem my mistake was just giving you the whole raw screenshot every time that was my of course cuz you don't think you're a nice guy you're a little naive you go no I'm sure it'll be I just you don't even consider that we're going to go through and find the details and that you did screw up that's the best part of it you never see it coming and even if you did read through it you'd be like nope I am very confident with this right yeah so the first thing the first thing I do is I look at it and I go you got the white one who gets the white already already complaining you got like instantly you got the white one it's the I the the pro it's got all these it's got the the midnight black it's got what did I have here I think this is the titanium or something I don't know bu gimms a bunch of gimmicks and you got the white who gets the white I like white M those teeth I had what did I have I have let me see what color I have for this one you which by the way you never tell you're never going to be able to tell as soon as you throw the case on so I don't even remember real don't use cases by the way oh you go raw you doing it raw bro I've gone I've been going raw dog for the last year uh a turquoise I guess whatever the [ __ ] it is that is not what that color is that's a midnight blue turquoise is not turquoise is like turquoise is light the naam wrestling color like the background like that greeny light like tropical blue is like a turquoise Goa got okay so yeah I got I I got this one that's much nicer white you would okay once it's in the case it doesn't matter so I I literally thought about it for two seconds yeah I picked it okay I think of default was like tip the boring looking titanium I was like oh let me just pick white yeah let me keep it spicy so it GOI be case on it I still it's the lamest the lamest thing but but it's an insight into Sam and Travis that they'll just they'll find before they found everything else they were like why they had no idea that there was anything else to it but they were going to find something regardless and how long did it take for me to point out that you picked the white one two seconds two seconds instantly instantly and then Travis goes go back to the receipt he goes Sam look at the storage he picked and I go oh okay great and I click on the thing and it says wait till you hear this wait till you hear this it says I just gagged a little bit it says says 128 gigs I went oh my God who knew that was even an option anymore uh you got a iPhone Pro with a 128 gigs on it if I took my parents shopping for a new iPhone I'd go yeah you want to go at least 256 I mean 128 is that you want to go at least 256 because you're easily going to be in a scenario you think it's a lot but you're going to be in a scenario where you get them I the message in 2024 the idea that an alert would come up that says your storage is full I mean seriously an alert coming up that says your storage is full is even more embarrassing than the time we were watching peacock and Michael Cole said for those of for our peacock premium subscribers we're going to look at how we got to this match and an ad came up and I went oh my God hot dog got exposed by Michael Cole he was and I looked up and Hot Dog's already sweating because he knows oh no oh no we're in my login he's gonna find out I'm on the ad tier and it doesn't bother me I started sweating because I know get but you knew but you knew the point is you knew before I said anything whether it bothered you or not you knew you were broke [ __ ] for having the ad tier these are two different situations you are missing some content you're missing content while having the free peacock account Greg says 128 gigs sir we would need a custom build for one that small yeah hot dog is gonna get like when you deck out your laptop and it's gonna take an extra four weeks because they have to literally build it from scratch in the studio I mean in the factory that's what hot dog is going to have to do for this iPhone like do we even have any of those old is there any 128 gig flash storage even left I mean do we I'll def I defended it no first of all you didn't he def you should see the way hot dog defended this thing he goes why everything's in the cloud I go you still like before it gets to the cloud you need some space no he goes nobody uses all that space I sent him the thing because I said this and and Travis was right with me there's four storage things right 256 is for your parents or your non-technical wife right if your wife doesn't like technology or your parents who technology has passed them by you get them to 256 if you're a human being you get the 512 that's what you get if you're a person and if you're gullible you get the terabyte these These are the tear I don't even know who gets the 128 I don't even know why that's there anymore it you just met him you just met the guy it was crazy when I saw him I said I don't even have a category for this I didn't even I thought it was just there to be like I mean I guess that I honestly thought the 128 gig was there just so they could say starting at when everybody knows that's not the price because nobody would ever get that phone starting at $9.99 baby come on it was a perfect fit and you're like y I'll take the 999 model they're like you'll take the what we don't have any of those what do you mean you'll take the 999 model correct actually actually we made two of them I guess we can give you the floor model I I didn't uh we don't have any we'll give you the one that's like usually on the Shelf in T-Mobile it's gonna set off the alarm when we unplug it but no I mean look I look and then and then he goes like this he goes like nobody uses that much storage so I send him a screen grab of the storage that I'm using and I'm using something like close to 300 gigs just you know randomly obviously I have a big iCloud account obviously a lot of [ __ ] I mean I can't imagine 300 and something gigabytes on your phone what what are you shooting red it's first of all you just bought a phone specifically that shoots highres that's literally what they're selling on but I mean it's in the photos before they go up it's in the text I don't delete the text messages I have them there for me delete text obviously you don't get a lot of them I got 20 which isn't a shop I got 20 gigs worth of text messages all right I'll tell you right now okay okay 20 gigs let's see who's more popping okay all right you want to play this game okay wait a minute I just go to the screen grab I'd go to the screen grab that'll be quicker oh boy that's a big red thing for text messages okay let me go back into uh oh yeah it's in where is it General right right iPhone storage yes oh wow it's way more than I thought 300 I have 185 gigs in text messages ah I must have reset mine when I over the I you know what that is yeah I have it s deletes every year I'll bet you do I'll bet you do maybe every decade yeah no look you are and then and then hot dog sends a screen grab to prove that all you need is 128 gigs and on the phone that he already has it's got 101 gigs filled there's literally only 27 gigs of space left and you know the operating system is going to take more gigs I only need enough gigs to take me to the next two years and then you're gonna you think in two years you're only going to need an additional 20 gigs I'll clear up some space I'll clear up like 30 the whole thing it's like a 48 megapixel camera or something something on it plus it takes like nine photos for every photo these photos are huge now I don't even know if I shootting 4K with this thing I probably have it don't shoot in 4k with that it's two years old uh yeah well there you go okay I'll yeah I don't need I don't need to the file sizes are way bigger I don't need to I'm not making movies with this thing so why' you get the new one I got the new one because one it's been two years so I felt like I deserved a little treat I have I still have the Lightning by the way a very little treat but go on I still have the lightning Port so I want to get rid of that that's one last cable to take care of to manage and then the battery life it's not bad battery life is still good it'll probably be better battery life I would imagine but then that's enough and and it's on the house then I even after we were just blasting him for the 128 gigs thing he was getting blasted and I think he thought it was done and for whatever reason I think God told me to do it I think this was divine intervention back to the screenshot I scroll way back up to text I wonder that I was like did he scroll all the way back up because I didn't save it this is why I don't delete text messages you never know so I scrolled way back up to text and I start zooming in and I'm just scanning through everything on this receipt I there's got to be more here because you know what because you said here's what it was you said anyway let's make fun of Sam for being broke and I took that personally that's all I needed so I so so I scanned up and I started going through and I went wait a minute wait just a [ __ ] minute right here I go this is iPhone Pro and I'm like zooming in and out I'm like is there some is there like is there a DOT is there an ellipses somewhere that I'm missing is there something else here and I couldn't find it because I didn't want to accuse you of it and be wrong right you bring a case I go you better you better be right go I'm looking everywhere it doesn't say Max anywhere it says iPhone Pro it doesn't say iPhone Pro Max the Max has the biggest screen there is on these smartphones got a 6.9 inch screen the iPhone Pro now you're just being now you're just being a coastal Elite Coastal liberal Elite Coastal I was about to correct you on that but because now you're there's there's the pro and there's the max I'll guarantee you if you look at the stats it's at least 5050 or maybe more people have the pro than they have the pro Max because you do you do not need the pro Max the pro Max I guarantee you more Pro Maxes sell way more Pro Maxes sell than Pros once you've made that investment to be like I'd like the smaller screen size that's not happening people associate the smaller screen size with the old iPhone nobody upgrades and goes I'd like my screen to be smaller and I'd like Less storage that's what you did I literally want my screen to be smaller and I want less yeah that's what are you talking about what are you talking about literally what I want there are dozens of us literally there's not there's one there's one single individual person that goes into a phone store and goes I'd like Less storage in a smaller screen they're like what do you want a time machine you wanna you want to go back a decade what are you talking about let me see let me let me see how much how much iCloud storage I have is there any way to to take the camera flash off the phone is there is there a way that I could there's too many features on this thing uh oh and there goes my leg oh my God no it'll it'll come back it'll come lights off you're a disaster well okay I by the way by the way can find your evidence I'm being accused here of talking uh out of my whole ass which I'm going to tell you right now if on day one I'm not saying you go into a store it's time to get a new phone you if on day one if you're going on release day I'm gonna sit in the dark in this dark room and I'm gonna order the new iPhone I'm going to pre-order it so that a week from now when it actually releases I'll be the very first to get it uhhuh and the first iPhone that you get has less storage than the phone that you have now literally 50% of the of the storage that you have in the phone you have now and it's a pro not a pro Max and it's white oh well because it proves to me that I don't need that much space I had a carryover of all the data that I had from my iPhone 8 that I had for years so I'm like okay I have 120 or no I had 100 gigabytes used in all of these years let me just make some room and I'll be fine with us why you making room because I have storage I have I have I thought I had a terabyte iCloud I have 200 gigabytes but still that's a fifth that's a fifth of what you thought you had 200 gigabytes is so much less I have 9,000 photos I pulled it up I have 9,000 photos and 2500 run out of space dude how much do I have I have I have 29 gigabytes left in my uh you have 29 giges you think that's a lot it'll it'll it'll take me to 2026 29 gigs will take you to 2026 ABS absolutely you don't take I mean you take pictures all the time what are you talking about you working I take photos I have a professional camera I take photos there I have my own storage facility yeah you won't have any of those photos on your phone yeah there photos that I need to you know you're every time you take photos you're going to have to bring them on onto your computer decrease the resolution then import them to your phone no no no it'll be fine because it's been fine for years it's been perfectly fine for years I'm not gonna go from why is it so dark because my light overheated I think it's too warm in this room I'm gonna wait until the next I'm I'm going to wait until this you know this end and then I'm going to go fix my life but I would like to make my case that I am very efficient when it comes to gigabytes it'll be fine you don't need a big screen if you have a big screen then all of a sudden you have that big you're losing your auto focus you you completely lost your autofocus it's because it's dark here now so that's right the camera can't your phone was picking up all the lights oh my god dude so if you have if you have a Max in a in your pocket it looks ridiculous cuz he just that have that that big ass imprint you've noticed that on people that they all everybody with the fullsize iPhone look too big they all look ridiculous yeah you want something comfier you want something smaller well how tight are your that's just me that's just me bro how tight are your pants I'm Dominican it's just they're all tight they're super tight Dominicans wear super tight pants yeah that's the thing super tight clothes your clothes weren't yeah your clothes weren't designed to be super tight no I know we don't I know we're past the skinny jeans era trust me I I'm aware but I'm still not getting the max I don't want a big phone in my pocket yeah I'm not and I'm not what I'm not watching a an IMAX movie thing I'm watching YouTube I'm watching Twitter I'm watching IG stories this is fine why you you're not watching [ __ ] you know why because your phone's gonna freeze up because it's full that's not how it works I can go on Instagram Sam with with your phone is full of storage it'll 100% freeze up because the memory it won't have any cash there's no cash you filled up the cash it's cache idiot no it isn't no it's not Cache no it isn't you idiot cashet is something that a person has a certain cache that's like a like an aura almost cash is what is what the the the the temporary storage that allows you to free up memory hold on [ __ ] that's sitting in the dark that's sitting in the dark room looking like you're developing photographs hold on I'm gonna listen to this video that's gonna tell me how to pronounce cash okay hold on C like c a c h e not with the not with the accent okay okay Cas it's cash nobody have you ever heard anybody go like free up some call you got this guy said you got you gotta free the problem with your computer is you need to free up uh some C what it's is cash pround cash or cash a what do they say I can't hear it okay all right all right King fine it's cash okay oh yeah now now let me turn on my light turn on the light maybe just turn on the room light just give up no no no no I'm not quitting this okay turn it on turn it on I'll wait oh wait okay let's see let's see I can't believe this is an all-timer for hot dog there we go oh man it looks good I mean look listen it looks good all right okay nobody's denying this it looks good okay we it's a tight squeeze it looks good it's just everything you do has a certain logic but you look past how imprac iCal it is that is a slow autofocus it's my old it's my old DSLR oh oh yeah apparently it it it's gonna happen again because apparently it didn't turn off it just went on standby so I'm gonna have to fix that it's my photo light it's not my video light it's a work in progress yeah no it's all uh someone said turn the light back on somebody said be her I'm going to put up your super chat right now uh is Sam interviewing an anonymous whistleblower yes I prefer the pro I meant to order that iPhone it's the iPhone that I intended to order oh man I mean look here's I'm I'll have the 16 next week I'll have the 16 you won't honestly I would far prefer to have my phone than the phone you're getting ah you're gonna wait until you see me scrolling what are you GNA be scrolling with you won't be able to take any pictures because you want to be Memory I'll take pH I'll take photos on my professional camera exactly and I will and I will scroll through Instagram and Facebook and do what I do on my phone that is not what I have a phone for necessarily then why'd you get it why didn't you get why'd you even get a pro because it was on the house Sam why didn't you get a regular why didn't you get a standard iPhone what do you mean they they have the regular ones I could yes there this is by the way all you stupid Tech channels out there this is way better okay this is the greatest yes of course they do there's the iPhone 6 you think they just call it a pro there's I I I didn't question that like earlier today I'm G be 100% what you right now there's the iPhone 16 the iPhone 16 Max the iPhone 16 Pro and the iPhone 16 Pro Max it's a lot it's a lot why wouldn't you just get the iPhone if I mean yeah I I there was not that much thought put into it and I'm not too sure that if I clicked you know how it has the options 126 250 whatever I'm not too sure that if I clicked 250 that it would have raised the price it probably wouldn't have it probably still would have been on the on the house I didn't even bother clicking on it you didn't even know there was a like you're not going to use any of the pro features you're saying because you've you've designed you have somehow designed an iPhone Pro that is incapable of handling the features of the iPhone Pro but you did not just get a standard iPhone let's see okay all right so I got this text message today look up the iPhone 16 it's in different colors too you probably would have liked the colors better I don't care about the colors dude for I got a case you could have got a blue one I don't care okay so this is this is the text that I by the way blob more chairs is pointing out you don't need the iPhone you have your own personal cameram man yeah but this is the what I have to depend on with my personal cameraman okay so I got this text today and you know one of those automated you know sales texts Verizon iPhone 16 Pro is coming upgrade to the new iPhone 16 Pro 128 gigabytes on us when you trade in a qualifying iPhone I got a link I clicked the link I hit add to cart I switched it to White I didn't look at the options I wasn't curious I didn't care and then it said on us okay let me make sure free cool purchase that's it no headaches no looking through settings I this it'll be better than this probably not let's get it probably not what do you mean what do you mean probably not it's got half the storage is a smaller screen it probably won't be better I'm not I'm not here to get the biggest iPhone of all time 24 27 inch iPhone over here I'm just trying to get a mod a modest if you want a shitty phone you could have just bought a shitty phone and sold the iPhone that you have and actually made money say that again if you want a shitty phone uhhuh instead of like Verizon saying hey it's on us but number one it's only on them if you stay for the entire length of the contract because it's still it's still a 36-month deal if you get out before the 36 months is over there're like oh it's not on us anymore you have to pay the balance interesting interesting see see that's why it says it would be $30 a month or whatever but it'll be zero for you but if you go like okay 12 months from now I'm going to upgrade to the next iPhone they're like okay well then you can pay off the last six months see okay number two interesting iPhones hold a certain amount of value that's why they ask you to trade it in right so if you wanted a phone that was shitty you could have paid less money for the phone and then sold that phone that you had there are places that like specialize in just selling the phone so I would have gotten more than a how what I got for this I don't know you could have to look that up I'm not your [ __ ] guidance counselor apparently you are Mr Mr phone over here Mr shitty phone over here forgetting the new6 pro pro not a regular Pro mid-range I would say a nice mid-range upgrade who's ever said that I'm looking for a nice mid-range upgrade yeah I'd like to uh whatever of of all the new phones if you could give me the one that would become obsolete the quickest I'd like that one please we have this we have this tiny iPhone with very little storage but it's still an iPhone Pro so it's kind of expensive yes that sounds perfect is it mid-range oh I mean look look I'm sorry I had to come at you so strong but honestly like Shannon sharp has changed the game on internet content in like just this massive way and it's making me sweat like it was one thing when it was like Shannon Sharpe goes live this guy decides to step away from podcast or step away from you know sports broadcasting traditional television broadcasting and do podcasting and just instantly is amazing at it is coming out with just gem after gem after Gem and drops that Cat Williams interview and lets everybody know I'm now the pace car in this podcast game it's like he's like he's like the Oprah Right Now podcast right right oh the Shannon sharp interview did you see that right you got to see what an who ank is talking to every time what I didn't expect because I go but then I would go like this okay well he's probably good at that but you know we do Sam Roberts now live you know I don't I doubt that Shannon sharp is that great on a Live Like Anything Can Happen yeah exactly exactly no safety net here can what can what can Shannon sharp do on a live that would get the whole world talking and he said hold my beer and I went oh wow this is quite a compelling uh it's quite a compelling Instagram live that we're watching here h i mean are we are we playing it no no no I'm not gonna play it copyright you think I just yeah I don't want to get struck by oo cinko uh I think he now owns it um but yes uh Shannon Sharp's Instagram ank big ank his Instagram went live and of course the sounds of fornication rang through uh unmistakable didn't see anything camera was clearly it looked as though it was not intended to be on pointed up to the ceiling or whatever that's what you heard and I mean just these moans of absolute pleasure the likes of which I'm gonna tell you the truth I've never heard another person make in my presence I've never heard anything like that before sounds of ecstasy absolute ecstasy and I'm going like this I'm watching the highlights on Twitter because I missed the Instagram live the highlights right the highlights and I go it's a 90 second video they probably only need what half of it that's how long I would need 45 seconds like you know if I go on Instagram live it's not going to take long they must have included the foreplay and then the aftermath that's right 90 seconds what you also have the cigarette after I mean this is a long video little did I know multiple videos multiple part one one part two just dropped yeah this is George Lucas I mean this is this is a a uh a uh uh Shannon sharp sexual Cinematic Universe it's just video after video after video and finally I mean this guy he growls when he's done did you know that he growls when he's done oh that was the highlight that was the highlight of the highlights I mean incredible and that doesn't even doing Justice no you can't you can't you can't formulate that level of masculinity I couldn't either no and then and then the Instagram story goes up and he goes I want you to know be on the look out cuz I was hacked and I'm like okay okay literally this woman who I guess we now know is Michelle uh Michelle Michelle who people have been train Michelle Beetle not Michelle Beetle has she made that clear she made that clear okay she tweeted out she tweeted out that wasn't me y'all okay good okay all right because that was my first concern not Michelle Beetle um we have a hacker on Michelle was calling him Shan in the video however somehow this hacker I guess got into his account turned it on had a woman call him Shannon as he brought her to the heights of uh ecstasy um cloud nine that's right now he did something very very smart this Shannon sharp he understands content he waited until later in the day when it was time for the night cap his podcast with Chad ooo and he did take full ownership he did say that uh it was uh indeed not a hack which I was relieved because I thought oh no one of these digital hackers is out there I gotta turning on lives turning on lives I gotta protect myself at all costs uh and uh uh and he explained how embarrassed he was which I have an extremely difficult time believing because there was not one thing about that video that was embarrassing for anybody involved especially sh no one's making fun of Shannon no no nobody was making fun of Shan and I'll tell you what that Shannon Sharp video Not only was there nothing for Shannon sharp to be embarrassed of but our truth proved that he has a future in play-by-play the observations that are when you're just going through the chat right because people are chatting live as it's happening and you start laughing oh who that that was a funny Ron killings is that our truth that's that a that ain't PG dog yeah part of my French but are they do you have to screenshot for that I mean it was it was something it was something um you know I I I I I I feel uh some people are still looking for the conspiracy in it some people are are still looking to see if there was any evidence of of it being purposefully done maybe I'm gullible maybe I'm naive I tend to believe Shannon Sharp's story that what did he said he said that he basically he just threw the phone and his Instagram went on now I'm assuming he was probably checking stories or he was probably on his Instagram because at the beginning of the video and I have analyzed the video because I take my job uh seriously I'm a professional uh it kind of the phone kind of Falls at the beginning of the video right so I think it was just one of those worst case scenarios where his phone wasn't locked he was on his Instagram and just it tapped the two things that it needed to Tap maybe his foot hit it something like that and it just went on now when you click on live does it just not give you a warning like if I did that try it let's see let's see try it and then point it to the ceiling and make the sounds of a woman achieving climats so let's go on live okay all right so so you have to yeah you have to click on on the thing then you have to no I don't see how that's possible unless there's a shortcut there's a lot right now that I have to do three two one okay checking connection okay so it doesn't tell you hey you're going on live if you click on it okay but you still have to do you still have to do a lot to get there you don't think that there's enough there's there are there is there enough that you could do before the throws of into intimacy begin that it would stop it yeah yeah I I'm not I'm not too sure unless he has a shortcut unless he just came back from live or something like that he said he has never gone on live then I don't yeah I don't see how that's possible he could have been checking his own stories and like tapped his own thing it's like three Taps it's not adding up Sam well I think this was PR he doesn't need the PR and there are easier ways if you're trying to prove your your heterosexuality there are easier ways to do it you just go to a game with a woman like you don't have to have sex on someone on live I guess you could a lot less a lot less effort yeah yeah that's true and you just do it like we're here like why go anywhere make sure the Press is there let's just do this yeah I mean I don't know I mean I do you think is going to open the door to people trying other things to compete you know the internet competition is so severe I mean didn't sexy red flash her tits earlier this week she did but that feels like I mean it didn't feel like insanely out of character for sexy red to do that no but you can get away with it's a lot easier now to get away with this stuff because a mistake quote unquote on live isn't going to get you in trouble obviously when you could only broadcast on TV or whatever you get in huge trouble but now you can just yeah do that for 20 for 20 seconds and then let the internet take off they did so first he went on night cap with ooo and explained the whole thing and then like the next day like last night they had like an Allstar list come in and roast uh uh uh ank so like there Allstar list of people people zoomed into the podcast so that they could roast Shannon sharp I mean they're making good content out of it it is crazy right to go this far for Content but they are making good content out of they had like Kai sonat on there they had uh everybody was on there Godfrey was on there nice yeah I mean how could how could you not when something like this happens you have to you have to but that is the I mean there are a lot of people that would try if it were truly an accident that would try to like avoid it avoid ah no this didn't have like just try to move on and I think people do find success when they realize that they can lean just lean in plus like I said I mean this thing went on forever and clearly he's a professional and he's like in his 50s also if me or you accidentally went live bless you thank you if me or you accidentally went live while you know that was going on people probably wouldn't notice for three or four minutes they'd be like oh it's so quiet in there and Sam must have just accidentally that's right just a dark room yeah just dark room nothing's happening and you just hear a woman go is that it then the phone would move and i' go [ __ ] turn it off yeah your phone would go off and no would be like Sam you're having sex on live they'd be like Sam did you just leave that in the dark by mistake or it's on mute can you turn it on at least wouldn't that be great though like you go like oh my God this going to be so embarrassing but people were just confused it requires no statement whatsoever you're like yeah all right well if you guys don't have any questions I guess no I mean it appeared to be the absence of anything yes they couldn't tell no no um but I say I you know I I don't know how many people are familiar uh I feel like to me going through the internet this week it was Shannon sharp and it was uh uh nikocado avocado do you know nikocado you know is nikocado avocado never heard of him okay I figured that that might be a possibility because he's he's like he's a true internet guy have you never seen this face before hotg no interesting this is nickado avocado right he's been on Nikocado Avocado Fools Everyone YouTube for years and years and years a very successful mukbanger the mukbang mukbang is when you eat a lot of food and people watch you eat the food kind of like ASMR yeah but this he doesn't do it in an ASMR way he does it in like a I'm completely falling apart way like it's a crazy thing he's doing right like this is his energy I was given a paper that says that I have them I'm very upset that I'm having to do this all the time even though I chose to tell you about them it's your fault it's your fault y'all take what I say and you TW that one but that's the only yeah yeah yeah I've never actually been blacked by ntion I said that to make people angry oh no I don't so he like is constantly this guy losing his mind having breakdowns and eating tons and tons of food now what makes him interesting is that when he started YouTube this is what he looked like oh oh wow when he started his mukbang Journey the third floor is finally finished let me show you that was him and over the years people watched him turn into this that's kind of depressing right now not only did he you know gain literally hundreds of pounds he's fat but but also like his whole life would spiral he'd have these like toxic streams with people he'd have like a significant other that he'd be screaming at they'd be fighting and breaking up but everything also like when you watch these videos everything seemed like half performance right like there was never a clear indication like it all seemed kind of fake but also all seemed like this is really what he was spending his time doing so it was almost this thing the work or a shoot well a lot of Jabron marks had worked themselves into a shoot you know what I mean but but I asked Logan Paul do you think this nikocado thing is a work or a shoot he goes I don't know what the hell you just said I don't know what those words mean so which by the way him not knowing what those words mean I think it was a work oh that's my that's what I'll get into that on the wrestling podcast but I think that okay that I think was a work um okay so uh so yeah so he gets a ton of hate on the internet but he also like draws in the hate you know and I feel like there's a lot of he created this character and wanted to come across as like nuts but then kind of lost where the line was and lost who he actually was and who this character that he has on the internet was and so all of a sudden you know this weird performance meets real life like it just gets now this is this is who you are now right it just gets all blurred up and everything well he uh uh let me see is this yeah so in April he put and lots of people have made like uh long like documentary commentary videos on him like witnessing his journey he's had several uh highlights on the road of uh like oh he hit a new low oh people are really worried about this guy oh this guy really needs to get help he's obviously he gained weight to the point that people were like yeah no you this isn't survivable like you have to stop doing this but people also kept watching because what's more fascinating than a train wreck you can't stop watching so then he puts out this video I wish I would have never decided that this would be a fun way to make a living that this would be a fun way to have a life this would be a fun way to provide my family that's what it was all really about so he puts out this thing where he's crying I think this video came out in April or somewhere around there where he puts out this video of like uh just talking about how much he hates his life how even a lot of the videos didn't get monetized so you don't he didn't even make as much money as you think that he Mak because he's super successful he's got like three or four channels like millions and millions and millions of views across all of them but and he's made money for sure and people were there was an uptick in downfall of nikocado avocado videos and then all of a sudden last weekend out of nowhere this video comes out two steps ahead I am always to steps ahead this has been the greatest social experiment what for my entire life what it's luring it's compelling it's gripping to I see I mean are you just so over the fact that this is how we're talking I see your face what is he doing I know wouldn't that be great somebody's like what are you doing like what what what is this what what suck cut to the chase tell me what is it are we going to eat noodles or are we not going to eat noodles what are we doing to observe all these no I'm trying to present did we bring the Doritos are we gonna eat what are we eating I'm here for the mukbang wasting my time that's me Todd Phillips knocking on the door yeah I'm uh here for the mukbang unwell disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories oh ideas rivalries where they feel encouraged and engaged do you think I'm not Sports entertained do you think he had the script written and taped it to the front of the panda mask inside really close super close he like right here and he's reading it he would need a light in there yeah [ __ ] it went out it overheated it's on standby again where they involve themselves with with the stories and become a product of influence what thirsty for distraction from time unspent spoiling their minds yet stimulating them at the same time do we get there it's brilliant and it's dangerous to consume we go so I am the because I hot dog this is his big announcement this is his big master plan this is actually like insane it truly is nuts he two years ago he made a video that he was always two steps ahead and so people were like oh he must be working on something behind the scenes you know maybe he's going to lose weight or something like that but then he just kept putting out videos and people kind of forgot about it he filmed two years worth of videos in advance and then stopped making videos and lost 250 pounds in two years and then just showed back up and said ha I got you you son of a [ __ ] that's very interesting but also you didn't get yeah I mean why would we assume that you would film two years of videos in advance that's a Nutty thing to do that's not a gotcha no and also I don't like that he goes like this was all a social experiment like no like you didn't gain the weight as part of a social experiment like maybe you lost the weight and you considered that a social experiment but like for it to be a social experiment this would have had to have been something that you planned from the very beginning but I do not believe that he planned to gain all the weight he just made a plan to lose the weight and so maybe what was the experiment on the audience maybe the the experiment was that like he would make a whole bunch of videos where he was breaking down and people would talk about him breaking down but little would they know he was breaking down a long time ago not right now my experiment I made you believe I was going crazy but I really wasn't and you all believe it yeah like he okay he kind of still comes across as like a I like a in really good shape guy who's still kind of toxic made myself one and you will continue to consume these stories about me what year after year after year I also like I never like that when people like lol cows and they're like yeah but if I wasn't awesome you wouldn't be watching and it's like no like if I self-destructed and just decided to broadcast live every day in the middle of my Life falling apart hot dog you know me right you know my family you care for us don't you sure if my life was falling apart and I decided it's a good idea to live stream it would you watch and enjoy I I can't say I would enjoy you'd be you'd be biggie with the popcorn I can't smell no yes you would and you'd be texting Travis about it yes you would I would I look I would watch it I would not enjoy what I'm seeing you would enjoy it you would text Travis you would eat the popcorn like Biggie and then you would try to pull me aside I'm super chatting in yeah yeah and then you would try to pull me aside and be like homie you got to get your [ __ ] together you all of those things and I think that that's fine I think that's what makes you a normal human being but this idea that people like fall apart and people keep watching them and then they go aha but see I'm the smart one no no dude yeah we watched it because it was entertaining and you didn't get us but you surprised entertained us like okay what what's the point here it was still entertaining yeah and it's an incredible story it's nuts that you filmed two years of content and secretly lost 250 pounds that's incredible but to come on like a super villain is already like all right I don't think I'm interested you know yeah the shoot the shooting two years of her stuff that's really cool and he could have came he could have revealed that in a not smug douchy way yeah be herb wants to know if I'm going to come on next week with a panda head on and take it off and all my hair will be back that would be great that would be great if I got with you and Jim and WWE everybody that I do shows with and I was like look I'm going to Turkey to get my hair done I want to shoot three months of shows as if I always have and then I want to appear again one week with my new turkey hair do just the next day yeah one day later and I'm like it grew back hair grows back it's what happens or you just come in next week with an announcement that hot dog has was passed away two years ago actually would that be amazing Hot Dog's been gone for a long time we just we just banked these in yeah Mike monton is like who have I been doing these bits about then oh all right now before we're gonna just so you know the rule of Sam Roberts now every Super Chat will get read here on Sam Roberts now every Super Chat well acknowledged acknowledged sorry hot dog I always misspeak every Super Chat will be acknowledged so if you'd like to add in to tonight's program uh Super Chat it in and we'll acknowledge it we're gonna keep going for a little bit because right before we do super chats I do want to talk about a film that I've been wanting to talk about we weren't uh on last week that was when I wanted to talk about it um however we're on this week and it being Friday the Strange Darling review 13th I couldn't not do a little bit of movie talk know I love my movie talk I'm sure I'm going to watch Friday the 13th Part 8 Jason Takes Manhattan at some point this evening uh it's going to be a banger of a Smackdown I'm already assuming I'm gonna have to do an emergency podcast after so maybe after the pod that's when we get to Friday the 13th Part 8 Jason Takes Manhattan but first not Sam movie review yes hit hit the graphic by the way it would have been nice if you had created one I I did create one oh back in the day that's right we tried a lot of stuff so during the content uh initiative right it was we still have not samam gaming ready to go yeah that's because you want me to do a gaming thing I do I'll start a channel you joined but let's go movie review okay okay okay okay so I want to talk to you about this movie uh uh strange darling I went to see strange darling in the cinema now we're not going to spoil it um uh because this is a movie that a lot of the reviewers I think it might even be on the poster uh one of the most fascinating no that's not it sublimely brilliant you must go in blind this is what people are saying to watch this movie properly you must go in blind and I don't know if blind is the right word but at least don't have your glasses on you know what I mean to to to go in yes yes anything we do know this is a a a thriller right not a supernatural Thriller I talked to you about long legs and why I didn't love the super I don't love Supernatural elements unless it's a straight up Supernatural movie and that's what I paid my ticket for like I go in going okay I'm here to see you know add and Lorraine Warren get a a a a demon out of the house like if that's the cas you don't want to be you don't want to be surprised with Supernatural no because then I'm like oh it's cheap it's a cheap out right yeah it was like when I watched the first episode of lost and there was a a polar bear running through the jungle and I was like oh we could just do anything then okay all right yeah all right I'm not watching this show so uh so but strange darling uh takes place in the real world very realistic da um basically without giving anything away it's the story uh of a man and a woman who meet up for a romantic encounter and what follows is uh one of the most insane violent uh nights in today that anybody could ever expect to see it's uh it's It's amazing And the reason that you go in blind is because the story kind of brilliantly unfolds in a way that's only possible if it's told the way it's told so from the beginning it set up that the movie is in chapters and little uh chapter screens pop up first of all it's shot in 35mm film and to some of you that'll mean nothing but you even if it doesn't mean anything to you when you see it visually you can see like it's got that old kind of warmer feel that some of the Thrillers and horror movies of yesterday might have um but it's separated the story is separated into chapters and the chapters are told out of order now it's not doesn't make it confusing at all but what it does in a way yes but Tarantino is more directly like reversed like it starts here and then it goes back like this is more like here's chapter three here's chapter 5 here's chapter two here's chapter six here's chapter four you know what I mean like it's all mixed up but what it does is it allows the reveals to happen organically you know like like they wouldn't it happened the reveals come together as they would in life but you don't see them on the screen until tension has been built and relationships have been built and it and it counts it makes these reveals count and I didn't walk in going yeah this is gonna be my movie you know sometimes you walk in like I'm wearing the shirt Maxine I walked in I said this is my movie I can't wait and I was happy with I was thrilled this one I said I'll give it a try people are talking about it you know we'll see we'll see how I feel and you know I was like okay that's interesting and you naturally start to think about where it's going and why certain things are happening and and okay I realize the chapters are out of orders so maybe that's gonna happen there and this is g to happen there I hope that this isn't just being done for artsy reasons you know you always worry that it's just like a filmmaker was given Freedom so he's exercising freedom for the sake of Freedom as opposed to exercising freedom for the sake of making the story better and I was I am am thrilled to tell you that that Freedom was exercised for the sole purpose of making the story not just better but so much better I will tell you that it is not scary in the sense of like I don't know I don't know what's a I don't know what movies scare people I think it's a weird thing when you're when you ask a horror movie oh well is it scary I I don't know are you asking are there jump scares are you asking like is there a a killer on the loot I like I don't exactly know what you're asking when you're asking is it scary right but I I I couldn't name one right now that was like ah I don't know we're adults what do you mean scary movie like we're you know so scared yeah yeah yeah but it is uh thrilling and as a thriller I found myself thrilled you know I thought I thought it was great I was so invested and by the end I was like godamn I love this I'm having the best time ever I mean I'm I'm thinking back oh your lights went out that's scary that's scary we're doing a horror movie Now You See my teeth yeah this is yeah this is like the baba um yeah I I I am going through all the movies that I went to see over the summer and man I might say that strange darling was my favorite movie all summer I saw Maxine I saw Maxine I saw long legs I saw I saw a ton of movies I I did pretty well this summer when it came to seeing movies and I really think strange darling might take that number one spot because it's just so uniquely told and it's one of those movies where like there's a reason for it to be like the people who made this movie made it because they wanted to tell a story story not just because they wanted to uh let's just make a movie you know like like like it's like it's one of those things that feels like okay you've really created something that didn't exist before it I feel like uh once it's out there uh streaming and on home video and stuff I'm gonna watch it many times I also feel like even though there are some questionable scenes some sexuality some violence it is a movie you could take a date to that's not necessarily into like the most gory gory horror movies you know there there is it's it's a because it's a real it's a story you know um I'll put that I'll put this one down for the with the misss that's right that's right but I I really uh I really enjoyed it quite a bit it's a small movie so if you can still find it in theaters go see it in theaters and if not I'm sure it'll be streaming soon like but I I I would make a point to see it if you enjoy like sort of genre e Thriller it is a very genre e movie it's not a thriller like a sort of mainstream detective Thriller it's far more based in genre which is good I love that stuff would you say uh this year has lowkey been pretty pretty good hor movies yeah yeah I think they figured out I think it was right around the time that Megan came out I think that Studios figured out that okay Marvel is losing its grip a little bit every now and then we still get a hit but Marvel's kind of losing its grip what do we have that's going to Keep Us Alive well we got these lowbudget high concept horror movies and when they don't work we don't lose our shirt but when they do work we make a boatload of cash and they don't have to make a billion dollars to work if one of these movies aers no no if one of these movie like if this movie made 30 million doll that's a hit right so yeah I think I think Studios I think horror movies have done a lot to uh get the that that shot in the arm back for theaters while Marvel is is putting themselves back together and it seems I think it's I think it's this it's like the Oscar baits you know that that come out at the end of the year and then it's horror movies because like comedies are kind of just like streaming sources now you're not theater for that the Nostalgia stuff like Beetle Juice right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean like I saw Wolverine in Deadpool it's fun I mean you're not gonna go to the theater we see a comedy not in 2024 no I watch I watch [ __ ] blockers at home yes and I love John Cena people who like horror movies it's not like like they love it enough to go to the movies like if you're into a horror like you're go to C it's so good in the theater it's so good you're eating you're eating this year oh I'm eating we're all eating when I eat Everybody Eats but I need you guys to SuperChats feed me uh and you can do that through super chats every Super Chat will get uh acknowledged here on this man needs to pay off his iPhone 15 he's broke that's right hey James Malino says uh we survived Biden doing a 911 never forgot never forget yeah yeah I was really worried yesterday he said you know what I'm going to go do I was like I mean I knew he was mad I didn't know he was that mad um B herb says is Sam interviewing oh yeah we got that one uh justtin case says uh Sam how long can you last without using a phone you mean in the bedroom I got get that that that that those those adult websites up on the thing no I mean I don't uh if my phone's near me I'll be on it but also if I leave my phone at home I won't even turn back to get it like I don't I'm not like that's wild yeah yeah if I leave I can't imagine I can't imagine that yeah I love that if I leave my phone at home I'm like well I wasn't meant to be this time um but yeah I mean I'm also always like hustling always grinding don't forget about the grinding part too uh you know I'm putting up clips and stuff like that there's always something going on fishing for likes you know uh let's see bad guy Rob after watching last week's satisfying episode I immediately ran to Costco and bought a membership you and Nicole brought the boom well while you're there I would get to try try the double chunk chocolate cookie we went back in this week on satisfying and went deeper into the Costco guys you're welcome because I told you told me what told you he was a wrestler I don't even I I'll take your word for it okay you should he was he was a wrestler I have his name written down somewhere I don't know if I have that pad near me but we went American power child yeah something Eric Justice the American power child is that it yeah yeah he is a power child too yeah check out the satisfying podcast Nicole Biggins and myself dude this was a real good one this week uh we also got deep into the Kendrick Lamar stuff in Super Bowl you can get get it uh on the satisfying podcast YouTube page or uh listen to it wherever you get podcasts um Rob also says I give hot dog five big Dooms doom doom doom doom doom that's not nice no that's not that nice Weeden Hoff says hey Sam of all the things wrestling has allowed you to do where in the top five is getting to know Lars from rancid all also hot dog if you're broke just say it does look like I'm going through some struggles today yeah I mean I think that that's fine look I have to tell you um hanging with Lars down on six Street uh we knew that I was in trouble uh hanging with L watching WrestleMania in person Wrestlemania 40 this year with Lars from ranid and L is going bro Cody's the here Roman rule Lars and I were I swear to God just sitting there while everyone was cheering for Cody it was me and Lars from ranid that were just like Roman shouldn't lose I was like Lars Roman should not lose and Lars said he absolutely should not I'm not ready for Roman to lose it's not the right time it's not the right time that's what me and LS were saying get out of here I mean it's awesome it's it's it's it's it's an awesome thing for somebody went I mean I was listening to ranid when I was in like seventh grade it's amazing Paul writes in here's five dollar to show how little apathy I have today that's very very good very good look at you being a human being be herb writes in this money is for Hot Dog's electric bill it's a $1.99 very much appreciated I think it's a little bit more than that but every every dollar helps can you imagine you get a nice new camera you get new lighting you buy a phone and it leads people to think that you're broke did you ever think this is all this is all I need in a million years with everything you had set up did you ever think oh people are gonna think I'm broke after this not I mean thanks to you not people because you put that out there okay this is an FM kill for hot dog okay Shannon sharp nikocado avocado pre-weight loss or Angie F Mary kill Angie the former love of your life Wow former love of your life who friends owned you with the severity I've never seen in my life I don't know about that oh yeah oh very much so nickado avocado pre-weight loss or Shannon sharp and we know how Shannon sharp does his thing yeah so uh I'm going to [ __ ] Shannon Sharp because you know because you know and and I want to hear my name on that live know that's cool that's cool I want I want people figure and they're they're gonna think it's a girl too yeah so we go that um we're going to because we can't live without his amazingness we're gonna marry nikocado avocado and unfortunately for Angie that means she's got she's got to go Ah that's a bummer that's a that's a that was a tough one too I get it because you know you want to be a part of the next big nikocado avocado plan next big social experiment next big social experiment now before you wrap up though I feel like if anyone didn't get their Super Chat read because I feel like I saw two super chats and then I refreshed it and it wasn't there um I don't know if you see anything Sam but I mean maybe it's got I don't know I I think I saw two but uh it was like on top oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay uh that's weird not Sam leman's didn't I don't have it to pop up on the screen but I see it not Sam Leman thank you hot dog said I want to see hot dog pull a Shannon sharp but it's mostly him apologizing I'm sorry I'm sorry uh inward uh writes in you should get uh NFL Red Zone it's the best way to watch the Foosball uh I mean I think I'm still uh pretty well satiated uh the way I'm watching a lot red Zone's a lot I feel like yeah right now I think I'm okay although we've already and you know I mean you know how I roll hot dog I like to uh uh step up my game every chance that I get and uh this season is the gambling season hey hey yeah you well you're down are you down or are you up no I'm up but then Giants screwed me over pretty pretty yeah they did pretty heavily yeah I don't know that much about football but I know that that tends to happen the Giants screwing people over yeah yeah yeah yeah it does well I'll tell you we'll never do that to you guys you can bet on us and you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot hey you got five styluses you might as well use them by the way that stylus thing comes from the original iPhone I'm going to share this with you later