Back to School | Schedule Release 2024 | Chicago Bears

Ah... A new year. Exciting isn't it? Let me show you around. You've got your class clowns. Your sport-o’s. Your popular kids. Let me introduce you to DJ. If there is anyone who knows their way around this place, it's him. I saw DJ wearing a beige jacket, so I bought a beige jacket. Well, that's intense. Anyway, as the kids say, he's a pretty righteous dude. Aw. Thank you. Can he hear me? Y'all don’t hear the bell? The bell has rung! Get to class! And here's The Dean. You should probably avoid him. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Detention. That’s where you need to go. Make that two people to avoid. So, yep yep yep. Turn around. Ah, here we find the Mathlete. They were runner up last year, but that's Purdy good. This kid right here went completely unnoticed, and then, bam! Suddenly they're the envy of the entire school. This exchange student was actually from Florida before moving to England. Or was it England then Florida? Oh, wait. Who's this? He doesn't even go here. And if you can help it, avoid your ex. Well, that's just gross. Try not to get on anyone's bad side. Watch this. DJ. I'm not feeling so well. What's wrong? It’s my [gags] Don't you throw up in this class. I might be able to... Nope! Out! Ding ding ding. Record timing. Not my best performance. But never a doubt. You guessed it. Drama class. They can't all be the greatest show on stage every year. What's up man? I got those keys you asked for. Thanks, fam. Where's Teven? Teven! Group detention. Nice touch. I don't know why y'all don't wanna listen. Listen, man, you want to get You want to get money? To be able to be fashionable, like like your dean? Come on, man. You gotta do all the right things, baby. It's real rich coming from you. Okay. Okay, okay. You know what? You just got a detention for Sunday too. Sign me up. That's another one. Destroyed. Okay, you mess with the bull, young man. You gunna get the horns. Time to go. You see anyone come in here? Just some old dude out of breath. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Ya’ll think it's a game out here. Okay. The season moves fast. If you don't slow down once in a while, you'll miss it. Ah freshman year. Here we go. You're still here? It's over. Go home. See you this fall.

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