Tigerlily and Mega Chad meet in Before the 90 Days Season 7 Episode 2

have you or your loved one watched debate last night and now you're afraid of immigrants eating dogs well you are entitled to compensation over stupid dumb [ __ ] that you believe [Music] in hey friends this is d man Johnson third and today we're going to talk about before the 90 days season 7 episode 2 and now we get to meet Tiger Lily significant other Chad from Jordan let's check him out we learn way too much about Chad one is that he likes to be washed by men man also they will push me I will be so comfortable and so clean you can't touch my body it's just so sexy you know what I mean you are straight right but I'm not going with every girl because because oh I mean maybe you aren't are you listen if being gay is playing with other masculine men in a bath house and throwing us in the water and splashing each other then I don't want to be straight pretty sure that's what Chad's saying over there who knows he's a model that's what he does for a living and he's boring and vain so I don't give a [ __ ] about Mega Chad let's not talk about him or let's talk about him let's watch him Splash his friends some more first time when I am looking to Tiger Lily their eyes maybe magic do something with me it's called being horny and never having a woman I mean if you're not allowed to be in the same room with a woman anything will will get you horny like when your friends throw you in the bath house don't think I didn't see your little peee sticking up I know I didn't see anything I'm just joking I wasn't looking towards this peee now that I mention it though we're all going to be looking towards that peeee lamb Squad put me back together they cannot go meet unone like this oh my God look at this [ __ ] they're doing her hair there can you imagine you're just on an airport and you're just riding and then the person next next to you is doing this and you're just looking at them like come on man this is coach get out of here like life already sucks on an airplane why do you got to make life suck more on an airplane so like I got to bring my kids through you know how stressful that is so I'm already at a level 10 seeing you with those burners in your hair and feeling the heat radiating off of it by saying next to you I'm going to be at a level 12 and when I'm at a level 12 we all know what happens oh wait no no no I don't want any of that okay God this is this is so inconsiderate and this lady tiger lily she she continues being inconsiderate whenever she lands it's so funny cuz she lands and you see that everybody's waiting on her even the guy's like how long is this [ __ ] going to take and then she's in the bathroom doing her hair for damn near two hours being like do I look pretty yet and what's up with these lip injections fillers [ __ ] [ __ ] which makes your face look all wonky this lady's 40 but I swear to God I thought she was in her like mid 50s because of all this [ __ ] she has on her face like do people actually think that looks good it looks horrible I have a friend who got into all that lip [ __ ] and now she just sort of looks like a weird Muppet sarper shikida they look like Muppets also we're living in the Muppet land so let's watch 90day fiance Muppets on a plane all right now we get the infamous meeting scene I usually like these they're usually the cutest and most wholesome part of the Season some people like to screw it up by doing something crazy but you know I mean this one's not wholesome this one's stupid this dude's walking like he's on a Runway to a modeling show look at him that doesn't look like you're walking up to the person you love that looks like you know the camera's on you so you're just going to give just my little swag nobody walks like that dude oh God these people these idot this Mega Chad anyway they meet they hug everybody's happy are you happy no then let's continue so Tiger Lily and Chad meet up for the first time remember this is the first time they've ever met and they're going to start the rest of their life together so you think that there's going to be tons to discuss a lot to talk about even like little stuff like oh it's so great to meet you yeah so what do you plan what's you know what do you want to do all this stuff let's see how they actually react when they get in a car together for the first time oh maybe these two are incompatible maybe getting married right when you meet somebody wasn't a good idea okay somebody can break the silence not you second Chad in the back or you woo girl none of y'all all right then fudget you don't want to maybe wait today no I can't wait go on a first day you want to meet his family first see where he lives how he lives listen [ __ ] I got money in the goddamn hand and you're about to ruin it you say one more thing and I swear I'll slap a hijab on you and get you stoned not stoned as in high though stoned as in with big old Boulders yeah [ __ ] I'm trying to make this money from this lady and you're ruining it so just shut your goddamn mouth how is this baby come here then see they get into their first roadblock Y is a clothes it's always about clothes anybody remember mcmo and whatever her name is they they always argued about clothes clothes is going to be the death of almost every relationship from Jordan I swear like who cares what she's wearing obviously he does okay it's okay this is not going to work out it's already the controlling aspect is already starting he's putting doubt into your mind I don't know why adnan's hesitating I mean I think that I'm completely covered you can tell she wants to make him happy and he's putting that little doubt where he's like no no it's fine I guess I hate people like Mega Chad get out of here you're a model you're vain you can go around and have women lust in you being a model but she can't go around wearing something which shows her curves Fu off this dude's just horny I swear he's just like I can't wait to kiss you do these after we get married so I know a few actors and there was this this actor that I know and uh this lady wanted them to get married so they could have sex so it could be okay with God and then they were going to get that marriage an old in Vegas and I'm like that's a lot of steps to do and this guy isn't even into her can you imagine like there's way easier ways to have sex especially in Vegas isn't prostitution legal there dude don't marry her in Vegas pay the annulment money and get some hookers and blow and don't worry my mother will be there well of course your whole family's going to be there why wouldn't they I mean you're getting married I bet it's going to be an actual wedding and she doesn't know she probably thinks it's going to be some Courthouse small [ __ ] hole wedding and then she's going to go and it's it's going to be a real wedding oh God I don't care about this lady you know what get married have this Mega Chad control of your life have all your finances go to him after y'all split up I don't know how money works when y'all are in two different countries and y'all break up if you know you're the Sole Provider if you have to give them money maybe you don't but if you bring them down here guaranteed it will all that money you got on your divorce is g to go bye-bye because of your stupid decision don't get married to this Mega Chad don't get married find somebody be alone be alone is better than being with mega Chad and being controlled nobody wants to be controlled be by yourself enjoy your own [Music] [Applause] company hey guys two things I made the entire long video before the 90 days I talked about the entire episode so I'm going to split that up into three videos instead of just one long video so it's easier for y'all to digest and it's easier for me to edit honestly it's the second part uh if you're tuning in for weight loss Wednesday I'm dropping that there's no more weight loss Wednesday I'm still eating healthy and I'm still working out every day I've lost three lounds since last Wednesday so I'm still continuing on it maybe at the end of every video on Wednesday I'll talk about how much weight I lost if you're interested I don't know you know whatever so I didn't do an outro either uh but I want yall all to know that y'all are doing great and y'all are awesome thanks for watching