College Football Watch party with RicoKnows: BYU vs SMU

up YouTube YouTube let's go watch party I just got to get the chat going here I wasn't really ready for this watch party that's on me we're good there dude I was watching an episode of Prison Break with wifey while we ate dinner it's important that we spend some time away from sports for a couple of minutes let's get on the Discord server talk to these Knuckleheads Discord server pissed me off today the hell is that guy talking about oh stunner just said I missed the call today stunner did not figure it out is not my problem don't even see him testing in here that's not my problem sorry guys we got MVPs just straight chewing on crayons bro BYU versus SMU watch party let's go what up MVPs how are we doing how we feeling let's go we are on YouTube live we are on Tik Tock I'm moving the chat over we will get to you guys shortly please bear with me I'm a oneman show tonight today tomorrow whatever it is we're getting after it give me a second here I don't have all my scenes set up for uh live streams I probably should for watch parties but I don't care BR I don't care bro [Music] um this is the moment you've all been waiting for UFC no and nobody cares all you MVPs better get your [ __ ] together what up Bucky shout out to you man thanks for knowing what the freak's going on game starts in six minutes I appreciate everybody for being here what up dck shout out to dck with a big never mind you see you see very predictable very predictable he walks around claiming he's dck the most convenient place to get that big oh oh that's Planet Fitness we go to Planet Planet Fitness every single morning that's what we do Kim and I go grind at the gym I'm on a extreme is it a weight loss Journey or a fitness journey babe fitness journey fitness journey I'm killing it y'all I'm letting you know now I'm killing it in the gym I'm getting fast fast and faster strong strong and stronger it's feeling good all right and I'm here to join you guys for tonight's games I'm not going to be watching that Indiana Western Illinois game you guys can watch it if you want I don't blame you you might want to watch to see just how bad Western Illinois is I don't blame you we're going to have the score up while the game's going on so I can talk to you guys about it but obviously it's dog [ __ ] it gets petrified here we go BYU I just got a message on Tik Tok some guy tells me Rico SMU is gonna blow out BYU blow him out I don't know if that guy's ever watched football but it doesn't sound like he should be giving out picks let's go MVPs what up Gary Clark so do me and my wife okay you guys go to the Jim and grind there you go Bucky proud of you man IU money line this man is at the game Sycamore is at the game MVPs with behind the scenes access remember tomorrow morning I start that chart at 6:00 a. you guys better get in where you fit in I'll be attacking the chart at 6:00 AM tomorrow morning for the MVPs we had a pretty good day of MVPs today a lot of new MVPs it's always bad for me by the way I'll be there Bucky I'll be there in in 10 years I'll be there in 10 years Rico have you done UFC for tomorrow night drock I did it like five days ago dude it's been on the on the patreon for a long time if we if we on here in patreon we scroll down I'm looking at patreon right now if we keep scrolling down before the podcast before I crashed had technical difficulties boom before Dana White Contender series keep going keep going keep going there it is Friday night or fight night UFC Fight Night four days ago four days ago did the full card for free full card for free it's been up for four days you mother flippers don't watch it Rico who's going to win all the fights I don't I don't they don't do that they do I just looked it up we shred it we shred it and put it in the damn trash can they it up on the 16th light they won't they will I just looked it up they're going to say there's trash in it and they're going to leave it matter said they will pick it up long like this the only boxes that you have to break down are moving boxes I don't think that you're just going have trash out on the street lady I'm telling you that's what it said that's why I picked up that box I'm going to just start a bonfire out back what up Jackson I am the goat Bucky don't be flexing on me dude I don't I don't lift weights dude that's you seven months ago I don't lift weights man I don't lift weights I I can't lift weights if I lift weights I got to buy new shirts are cut off the sleeves I'm not doing it I won't touch it I might I might I might I just do cardio I do cardio huh babe push-ups pull-ups dips that's it musular I'm too muscular like I'm too muscular I don't want to be any more muscular I'm 250 pounds of muscle bro like I mean I I run sub 10 minute miles at 250 pounds it's unheard of and I can just I just fly I'm a monster I'll never lift weights ever I did I did push-ups my whole life I could drop right now and do 50 push-ups like it's nothing I'm a military guy I've been in the Army for for [ __ ] my whole adult life I don't want to be big Rico cooking enough for all the MVPs drop the address coach nah Kim is out here cooking her ass I wasn't cooking Kim was cooking I would I sent a video on the Discord server for Kim uh she was grilling she was making enough meat for the next three days bro she's tripping so I sent her to the Mexican Mark Market the uh the Kat ncia is what we call it the Mexican meat market where you can buy like katada and stuff so we buy this thing it's called aob which is like a seasoned pork if you will and so she was making these huge patties of pork but we make burritos out of them like we slice them up cut them up and mix them with all kinds of [ __ ] and she made homemade P Theo homemade salsa tonight that was the business she finally put a sorrano in there sorrano Chile is real so she made some earlier in the week and I was like babe this is pretty good but this is for white people I need this [ __ ] to kick bro if you're going to make me salsa from home it needs to kick and and she was the whitest thing she ever made she was doing it with onions and bell peppers no what what is in there on onions tomato cilantro and some salt and pepper and lime bro that ain't it dude I'm talking about some real [ __ ] so I told her go buy some Serranos which are the green chilis and chop that [ __ ] up and put it in there she did but she only did it for me not for her hey [ __ ] was kicking bro it was real it was real it felt like home all right let's go the game is starting look at sataki bro homie looks like a ninja turtle homie looks like a ninja turtle quiz says speaking of cardo appreciate the advice Rico two weeks ago I asked for running tips to bring down my mile run you suggested intervals on a track I've seen a massive difference thus far I also bought some saone running shoes that help me hey man this man is on my [ __ ] Bro shout out to you quiz quiz on my [ __ ] right there That's it man interval interval interval I train hard on my intervals yeah I do I do I do 400 meter intervals try to do them in 90 seconds and then just rotate them slow lap fast lap slow lap fast lap slow lap fast and I'll do that for like a half an hour bro I'm a [ __ ] I'm a I'm a freight train I'm a monster all right game starting let's get Focus we got we got I'll be so devastated if SMU looks like I anticipated them to look at the beginning of the year cuz I anticipated SMU being the top 25 team I have SMU winning nine games Indiana's already scored just so we're clear Run play action I bit there's Maryland there's Russell Maryland I hope you were on the uh RJ Maryland I hope you guys were on the over for his receptions I saw it on prize picks I was trying to do a nice prize pick receptions one any supplements I would take for workout so I have two that I believe in um one is a Vita pack just a Rand random ass Vita pack from GNC I spent about 700 bucks on this stuff so careful I don't know what the prices are I I don't so to me they're just simple I don't have any limitations so I don't know about you it might be too pricey but there's this one pill that we take for energy right babe is it energy it's like a pre-workout pill and it's it's the real deal so we take that and we take take vit vit packs and that's it I don't take anything else I don't pop no creatine no no whey protein I don't mess with nothing like that I used to I used to only drink Muscle Milk bro choking sack sock we did it baby let's go BYU in the house come on baby you're not ready for this defense coverage sack that's a coverage sack keep grinding Rico these Crown eaters making you pull your hair out hey I'll pull it out I'mma look like Bucky in no time bro I'mma look like Bucky Mr Clean ah we got a sack to start this thing let's go I hope you MVPs took the spread let's go we'll take it we'll take we got we got field position already at the 35 let's go let's go Jack Kelly got the sack dude Jack Kelly is a beast Rico knows Rico knows come on baby BYU need needs to punch these dudes in the mouth keep that Smith at negative rushing yards here we go LJ Martin LJ just break for 30 yards right now bro just make me look like a mother flipping genius we'll take it that's not good that's not good we got to block people bro that's too many red jerseys that's a man Walker on the tackle 34 is a beast y'all oh he beat the block oh you you worthless left tackle worthless left tackle evening fellow MVPs let's get this cash what up Jared Bush you just starting yourself there you go come on LJ there you go Darth be an [ __ ] by yourself bro I ain't worried about you guys that's that's all arms no legs I don't like that Darius Lasser first game back Darius ler is a stud guys he is a stud he is a stud lb it don't matter I can't show you the game can't show you the game I'm on YouTube YouTube will don't play that I get half these live streams get banned from from revenue due to the audio oh he sent him in motion just to check if we are in man we're not they're zoning it oh that's a good hey that might be a flag that might be a flag well I guess the pass was behind the line of scrimmage but man he was blocking early LJ Martin was doing his thing look at LJ right there 27 that's not LJ turns the corner good job conversion [Music] conversion let's make some bread I've been telling all my friends about you so hopefully some new MVPs in coming within a couple hey there you go lucky lucky go make more friends bro you guys need to go to sports bars and start telling everybody sports bars now your friends probably don't gamble you could be around other losers at the sports book uhoh busted play busted play did he fumble why did he fumble why did he fumble it was a broken play just go down why yeah it's a bad play just sit down you're not a running back bro and now the defense has to show up again it's scary anytime these guys got the ball damn it man sit him down and bring in Jerry banan Jerry bohannan's a backup he's really good who went pun punt on it well it wasn't pun sack up let's go defense eating these boys up there's no way they get a first down they're goingon to have to throw it for a for a damn penalty ah look at that choo choo draw draw draw running a draw play action hey come up make the tackle perfect perfect you're out the game you're out the game 21 21 21 21 [Music] [Music] 21 lb your parlay total points under first half LJ Martin over bashard Smith score anytime nope I'm not going to hit not going to hit way too many things boom he's done oh my God you had it you had it great defense yeah they're 24 not 30 but I feel you they're 22 we got I'm telling you BYU's defense has great coverage out there and they're they're coming they look like Buffalo we [Music] coming what a great job after that fumble wait what an answer by the defense uh D I'm crazy culture what's wrong with you I am the culture I know more about music than any black person I dance better than any black person I know I don't know what culture y'all talking about I got more game I got more athleticism I'm faster than any person you know I I am black my DNA says I'm 7% black but I'm really black bro we get to the locker room [ __ ] start feeling insecure kicking team delay there we go there we go it's gonna be a good game yes oh you didn't know BYU had this type of Defense Watch the watch the season previews watch watch watch the beer watch me watch it y'all don't know the videos bro I'm talking about it you got to watch the video I'm talking about it I have a video on YouTube where I talk about BYU's defense because I'm talking about uh Jack on as a Hidden Gem you should go watch that video and I tell you I just turned on the tape BYU's defense looks different bro BYU's defense looks grown I'm going to I'm going to try to uh show you something I'm G show you something Bucky I'mma show you something Bucky I'mma show you something while we're here yeah they're they're they're mean dude watch this watch this watch this take that take that take that we're doing good babe what are you doing okay okay okay babe can you put that bucket in our closet somewhere so that way I can always see it let me do this BYU Rico knows let's see what comes up let's see what comes up check this out check this out I just finished my film review on linebacker Jack Kelly the newest linebacker Edition on BYU the Weber State transfer looks like the real deal I hope everyone is paying attention ra I wrote that back in June I wrote that back in June I'm watching tape man or have to I'm watching tape no matter what you only get one and then he gets a sack on the first first series but we'll go we'll go a step further we'll go a step further we'll go a step further did how did Indiana score I don't know bro they sneezed I'm not watching the game Indiana score they sneezed hey good luck with that Darth I don't know if if you won any money yet don't be thanking me unless you won bro don't thank me you could have missed let me go to um let me go to Hidden gems watch this watch this snikes watch this sniky sniky snacky snackies snacky snacky snacky oh oh it might have been defense what about when I was talking about the defenses what if remember I was talking about defenses on the live stream I talked about every single defense in America watch this watch this watch this I'm a shocky bro I'm a sh oh not not preseason Kim sorry for all the noise Kim Kim's working there we go there we go there we go I'm getting there I'm getting there take that take that take that shout out to puffy hey shout out to you Jared hope your days get better bro all right watch this watch this watch this watch this pick to finish 13th in the Big 12 yep hold up see what happens no more [ __ ] turnovers go LJ out here let's go man by you about to win this [ __ ] money line you see this defense is doing here we go four yards I run it again go go get that first there it is nothing too fancy just get it [Music] done nothing too fancy oh by the way Badd on defense is amazing 92 there we go oh [ __ ] got batted out that's okay I'm going to play something for you guys on the next commercial break SMU looks like a group of five team that got moved to the power five good blocking there we go we'll take that it look ugly but we'll take it I have their defensive tackles is three not defensive ends defensive ends and linebackers for BYU are seven which is really good look at them total yards baby no not this guy again stop calling runs I don't want this guy running the rock oh this is the the SMU that we saw last year they're even better but you didn't watch SMU in the bowl game when they got blown out by Boston College SMU is not good they were just playing scrub ass teams you get to the Big 12 you got to play real teams come on now I can't wait to play this video I don't even know what I said about BYU's defense we're going to find out though come on defense I'm in offense Chase is the guy but come on man come on I don't care about the weather bro you get beat you get beat both teams got to play in the weather both teams got to play in the weather I want hear about nothing about no weather both teams got to play in third and five that's why you don't throw on Third and five second and five you run on second and five you have a much more manageable third down they got to go by signal cuz the the helmet turns off at 15 seconds on the play clock so they're actually still going signals they're not even using helmet Communications oh a layer throw Lasser oh that's Maran oh holding oh late hit quarterback roughing the passer McGill's the leader of this defense doing that [ __ ] Indiana another tutty let's go Indiana Indiana scoring at will do what you do oh why you got to hit him bro why you got to hit him why even touch him you played Indiana first quarter hey you definitely got that Bucky did he catch it was he down no they're not Target they're not taking for targeting they're trying to see if he caught it and he was down it's College just say the NFL he's down I don't care what happened next he's down okay while we wait on that let's see what I had to say about BYU in the preseason let's see in the rankings at all that's right cuz they they got better players than Pit cuz they took Pit's players BYU BYU's defense is a little tricky kind of like Air Force BYU actually has overly developed players they go on their mission so they're a little older than others some of these guys are married like Ben Bywater I think he's married no not Bywater who's who's one of these guys is married Bro Tyler bad's a beast on the defensive Edge I'm letting you know that right now bagna is a transfer coming in Wyoming where where did bagar come from Boise State I knew it was up there look at that I'm just G giving you a region I think he's from nonetheless um good pass rush shout out to BYU the the Hidden Gem here is their linebacker Jack Kelly coming in he's coming with his defensive coordinator Jack Kelly looks like a mother flipping problem he's on every tackle yeah he he's great I like Jack Kelly a lot popped on tape that'll be grown man and so what I'm saying about BYU is they have the potential to actually really raise their ranking like what I would say is they're at 54 right now they have a chance for their defensive tackles to be around a six like they have a chance for things to improve and shoot way up the chart and that's great for them if they could ever figure out their quarterback play because they have a really good running back and their whole wide receiver rooms back from last year so they have all the receivers back a really good running back and then their defense is just very senior laddin kind of grown man and e e bro you guys can't hear me because I muted myself I've been screaming at you guys please do not tell me that a touchdown happened before it happens I'm so sorry I've been sitting here with my mic off do not ever tell me that a touchdown happened please wait if you're ahead of the stream go somewhere else or sit in silence yes I'm behind step back I'm on YouTube TV sometimes the stream's behind that's the reality of Life [ __ ] out here yelling out touchdown before the the game goes you're on YouTube TV so am I it's different on your on your desktop your TV your phone it goes it streams different at different places in different times I know about Indiana it's on the screen bro it's 14-0 I got five gig internet dude don't don't talk to me I'm on five gigs I'm on five gigs Jessica Andra suing her coach for embezzling 2 million that a divorce failed only fans she's been going through oh she had an only fans that's an awful looking woman who the hell wants to see her this game might not be close B looks really good huh Indiana's cooking Indiana's cooking we need them to be cooking bro the spread is huge they need to get way up I need them up 48 to Zer at half I needed 48 to zero at half these are two locks I got two locks tonight these are them I got two locks tonight these are them we're we're so set on BYU bro boom you should have never dodged that game that Indiana game I told you it's a lot I said you could skip it if you want but I'm not it's a lock don't be skipping locks man don't be skipping locks [ __ ] get 70% of those things right and you're skipping them gotcha gotcha We're The Underdogs babe we only got we got to be get 10 points at the end of the game it's okay the [Music] cool all right let's go sorry about that had to go and give the misses a good night kiss here we go Man in Motion that's RJ oh we got a quarterback swap that's exactly what this team's going to do you guys they don't like their quarterback don't don't you ever believe it SMU doesn't like their quarterback they just bch Preston Stone bringing in Jennings this is this why SMU is no good they don't have a quarterback now we got to deal with this [ __ ] yeah the game that might not make the chart if it was Saturday was the BYU SMU game not Indiana [Music] Illinois RJ Maryland better be in this drive he's in every Drive they'll take RJ Maryland out oh keep keep oh we got a problem here we got a problem this little dude's giving him a spark let's see what Jennings can do what up Cisco uh yeah King enso I'm in Arms Reach for you from everything bro I got a small house man I'm living I'm living like a little dude I got a little tiny house I got maybe 1,200 square feet um I'm not trying to buy a new house until I have a million dollars in the bank I am not exaggerating I'm being so serious so we live in this little joint until we get a million drink a choice Diet Green Tea Citrus used to drink Dr Pepper now we're on this I was overly pissed Cisco I was ready to block some people by the way that little rant in that video it cost me one MVP it cost me one MVP I had a guy reach out to me and tell me he did not appreciate the tone I use towards him I need to learn decorum and I'm not very professional and I lack people skills and all this other [ __ ] bro I'm a 21 year combat veteran retired first sergeant if you thought I was going to talk to you like some customer service dude in a department store you got you got it [ __ ] up bro all right I got PTSD and 100% VA disability for the rest of my life I'm permanent in total [ __ ] don't talk to me I've been on anti-depressant for 20 years stop talking to me like I'm a normal person we got nothing in common he's short he's short is that rooster running he sucks some dude out here lecturing me on my my my people skills and my lack of customer service and I'm like shut up punk take your lunch money I swear I I swear I wish I knew that dude bro forearm to the throat here we go four down fourth down come on watch the ball watch the ball they're going to try to hard count you they're going to hard count you watch the ball no go what's the we call the penalty we call timeout red lashley's punk ass called the timeout that's poor coaching I'm drinking diet green tea it it's got an acquired taste to it yeah man I'm pretty nuts you guys can't get to me though Indiana's over under 72 and a half right now yeah that's pretty mean Rico just got back from work trip right before these these games and just got the pics in loving it there you go Michael Parkman don't ever tell me you didn't watch the videos though that was a nice way of telling me you didn't watch the videos bro thought you were customer rep in India in India hello my name is Tim my name is Tim and I will be taking you how can how can I it doesn't really sound like that it sounds like this my name is so are you saying I'm like yeah man just calling cuz I'm trying to figure out my internet's out okay so to understand you correctly you are calling about an issue with your internet uh-huh uhhuh are you a new customer returning custom man shut the [ __ ] up bro my internet's out tell me what's up I get so mad dude I lose it I lose it bro I'm not even joking I'd be sitting there just mad as hell like why did I have to press one for English if you don't talk like this there you go duffers do your thing bro thank you for your service dang has Jordan Hudson's roll shrunk don't think he'll match last year's prod not at all um so it's not that his his role really shrunk it wasn't that big last year I know that was you when you were having computer problems the other day oh my God Cisco oh man you guys want to know what happened check this out so my computer just took a [ __ ] okay it just crapped out it would not reboot it would not start up now I'm a cyber expert used to work for the NSA for 10 years I know computers but I'm not a hardware guy I'm not even really a software guy I'm more of a a forensicator like I would be do IR or incident response teams so I want you to think of me as like um I don't know the the guy who can tell you about the architecture and the development of a vehicle as opposed to like I need to change your carburator right so like I don't really mess with Hardware like that I mean I do but I don't so anyways my computer's not restarting I'm trying to figure out what it is and I just I I get it I boil it down to I have a solid state drive that I use just for the OS for the operating system so I'm like yo I just need this one to be replaced so and if I'm going to replace it I need it to be cloned over because I have some documents on there so now I need somebody to clone the hard drive for me move it over and we're going to go with a different terabytes and a different drive and all this [ __ ] so I need this done now so I go over to Best Buy and I walk into Best Buy they got geek squ there I'm like yo Geek Squad I need to know what this is going to cost me I start telling he's like okay so what's the problem I'm like listen man I I didn't come in here to ask for diagnosis I don't need any of this stuff I just need you to do what I'm telling you to do I'm going to buy this solid state drive I need you to transfer everything over from here to here do this do this do this okay and I said I need you to load Windows on it he's like all right cool no problem he said all right go byy the drive and we'll take care of it I said how long's it going to take he goes well to load up Windows it takes like 3 or 4 hours I'm like no problem so I go by the drive drive and I come back to the counter and I'm handing him over and I have my tower in the [ __ ] store and I handed it to him I said hey well me and Kim we're just going to go to dinner it's about 400 p.m. I already know I'm not going to be able to do my live stream they got the first down they got the first down so I already know I'm not going to be able to do my live stream so I'm like yeah just whatever it's a it's a lost day lost Revenue no big deal so I I said I'm going to take her to dinner we'll come back you guys close at 9:00 he's like yeah but your your computer won't be ready till Monday that's I said excuse me I said I just talked to the manager he told me it would be ready in 3 or 4 hours he's like uh no uh we you're you're on a waiting list it can't be done until Monday I'm like dude all I need you guys to do is transfer this [ __ ] over do this do this so got him oh [ __ ] get off the block bro it's a hole dude that is a hold that is a hold Jordan Hudson oh no we might be in trouble oh no we might be we're in trouble it's going to be another first down so anyways dude tells me manager comes out and he goes oh I thought you were just asking how long the process takes I didn't know you wanted your computer done tonight late hit with targeting so anyways long story short these guys tell me I can't get my computer done in time I looked at them and said bro I just bought a hard drive from your store on some [ __ ] you told me You' get it done in the next 3 hours now I'm sitting here you're not going to get it done I said you know what give me back my computer man I'm not waiting so give me my computer give me my hard drive I'll fix it I'll make it work I ain't got time for this [ __ ] so I brought it home and then I had to work on it get it done and um uh what about holding on Hudson bro I think Jordan Hudson's holding flail your arms bro when you got a guy if a guy gets on the inside and he's got your your shoulder pads like that you there's nothing you can really do when somebody grabs your shoulder pads you're just punked at that point you got to flail your arms and make it look like it yeah Geek Squad got geek bro they're tripping so I came home got it fixed reason 100 why I find computer guys in my area working out of their house to handle my issues Best Buy knows exactly what they're doing it's like mic Center OH bro dude tried to charge me like $300 for the for for the process too and here we are no no $300 spent we're here we're doing fine they were bastards bro they pissed me off yeah they had all these old people at the counter talking about well I I want to be able to play bejweled on my new touch all-in-one touch screen I'm like what the [ __ ] are you doing bro he's like did you bring did you bring your monitors and your cables I'm like no why the hell would I do that fix my computer bro you don't need to be surfing on this [ __ ] yeah they said there was a line for other customers keep this is bad there we go there we go there we go clean it up te take the ball take the ball all right this is bad but it's Tak a long time that's good for the under the total to slow down the IU total bro what you what you talking about what's it at am I not hitting refreshing time is this thing not updating over here I just hit refresh is Iowa already scoring oh my God it's [Laughter] 28 I had no clue bro oh my goodness it wasn't updating on my screen pressing Stone won't be playing anymore we know oh what a great throw what a great throw Hudson's got to make that catch but that's an amazing throw to get it over the corner but inside the pylon look at that wow what a throw bro you got got you got to want that Hudson take away his nil oh they're going to pull their starters out at halftime I'm telling you that's the worst team you'll ever see the worst team they haven't won a game in two years three years they won a game since Trump was in office BL we got him no no get him get him there we go he's short he's short field goal they're going for it bagag got him huh going for it let's let's stop him right here let's stop him right here another timeout quarterback [Music] sneak up quarterback keep they knew it they knew the play and he dropped it yes yes baby they knew the play good film baby let's go look at that [ __ ] oh nice nice yeah they they're they're overthinking it bro you got RJ Maryland on the team just throw it up on a fade 50 50 ball to RJ Maryland it ain't a real 50-50 ball they're overthinking it oh my goodness let's go take the points yeah just throw it up there Marland out there somewhere here we go LJ there it is that's all I need from you LJ that's all we need baby that's all we need Armen some MVPs are smarter than others bro some MVPs watch the videos some MVPs are in the live streams and watch the videos ah let's go I think MVPs are going to eat tonight here he is ah all right listen we need to we need to get a first down we need to just keep this L this under just going oh my God Rico you might hey I might have been surgical on this joint I might have been surgical on this [Music] joint it dro to 67 yeah cuz it's 28 points in the first quarter bro 28 points in the first quarter come on now Western Illinois taking that real ass woman some of you guys can go play for for for Western Illinois I'm always surgical but sometimes bro sometimes option way to string it out damn it oh wait that's not Martin now we got a punt and let the quarter end told you guys if you're going to bet those squares 7 Z is a number you needed if you were going to bet those squares 7 Z is a number you should have bet I do sometimes I pull out the scalpel sometimes sometimes I pull out the scalpel would you go for it on fourth down I would Punt and and trust your defense let's I don't think SMU can do drives consistently without mistakes just no way bro that whole Drive was assisted by a a [ __ ] call Martin got hurt some people need over 40 oh okay well you picked the wrong one I don't know what to say some of the bets are going to hit some of them are I just the the one that matters is me picking against the spread guys cuz that's the one I have to advertise to the world you see a difference yeah they do too they've been seeing a difference but they don't want to tell that to Preston Stone alter it over was 45 and 48 oh yikes but that wasn't the top one man you got to go with the top one the top one is the most confident oh man I'm going to feel terrible SMU ain't getting no 35 points though oh wow that plus 759 looks beautiful you guys saw that plus 759 that we have on the chart we got A plus 759 parlay oh my God it looks ready oh man it looks ready to pop you didn't feel terrible when I lost on Monday on the hook nah bro I don't the hook is your problem the hook is the hook bro half you guys lose on the hook because of too many parts you're telling me LJ Martin's hurt he just needs to rest a little bit ice it up bro he can't be hurt hurt what up Redskins good to see you 41 and a half taken my unit flip my book wouldn't go lower damn R you like beu live money line um bro I don't I don't I don't make live bets like that I gave you guys the spread what the [ __ ] we talking about half you dudes are just sitting there with your phone in your hand just trying to bet do another live bet and another live bet and another live bet that's why you guys ain't winning bro you guys just out here sinting you guys ain't winning you guys remind me of them dudes who swipe right on a girl and then keep going and look at at other women and keep swiping right and keep swiping right keep swiping bro when I was on a dating app I didn't Mass swipe right I'm the known commodity up in here I swipe right once until you until you hit me back bro we're going to figure that [ __ ] out uh no women get swiped left no women get swiped left every single one of them has has the option and the luxury life whether you pay for a meal don't get me wrong if she looks like the worst person alive I'm going to say hey you want to take me out to dinner your treat and if she says no Then okay well then she missed out on an opportunity but I'm not paying for that [ __ ] you look terrible I'm going to be with you in public you better pay for this yep treat yourself like a high like a high level man you are you are that guy here we go here we go Indiana driving Kanani sataki bro I have real tender stories you guys ain't [ __ ] with me I was single and and making six figures that you get all kinds of women bro you can get them from every every every edge of the spectrum I was a senior leader in the Army dude women like dudes in a uniform panties dropping everywhere bro that's a real thing they got no standards here we go good snap please oh no they came after it they came after it oh no they came after it I you on a war path uh bro it's Western Illinois I Indiana gets more work at practice I promise you practice is harder for Indiana than western western Illinois dudes I mean I don't know where they're recruiting I need to help west Illinois recruit I know a ton of guys who didn't get scholarships I know a ton of guys who didn't get offers in the PO you know didn't get offers and they would love to play division one football come on Western Illinois y'all got to call up your boy somebody needs to call I could help that team get much better I can find them all kinds of players a ton of them bro oh here we go he he gave it up he shouldn't have oh he can't let that little dude catch the corner [Music] bro cannot let that little dude catch the corner this is bad smu's got a little juice to him now look at that you can't do that 33 33 you can't do that Shard Smith is fast here we go pull kick got him there you go look at that [ __ ] minus 9us 9 you were DME minus [Music] n dude I've had some bad experiences y'all I once went out on a date with a girl we had we did we did one date we were cool just a normal dinner date right I liked her I thought she was cool I said I'll do a second date told you guys this story before got him got him barely got him hey so I take this girl on a date and um we meet up for the second date and now we're going into the second date and I decide while I'm driving there I decide uh I really like this girl I'm going to pursue a relationship with her I thought she was good looking I thought she was worth my time everything works so I'm like yeah this work hold up so we're supposed to go on a walking date so we're going to go on a walking date and um I I know I like her I'm about to tell her I like her this was probably three years ago I think it was three years ago so this is pretty fairly recent three four years ago so we're we're going to meet up for this walking day we're going to go on this trail that I know really well she doesn't know the trail that well but she's wants to walk on it I'm like all right you just want to go for a walk cool it's a cheap date I like that so she gets out we start walking and within the first 200 meters of the Walk she's telling me she doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me because she thinks there's too much competition online like in in social media whatever she thinks there's too much competition and she just doesn't feel like competing and I'm like bro like if I like you you're not competing with anybody that's what I'm thinking right but at the same time she's essentially friendzoning me right now like we're walking and she's friendzoning me as we're walking she's like I think we're great together I think we' really be cool if we could do this do this but I don't if I get in a relationship with you then I think you're going to cheat or I'm not going to trust you and then I'm not going to be good enough for you and all this [ __ ] like she started talking crazy bro and I'm just walking with her and I'm just thinking I'm getting friend zone right now or at least she's making up excuses man I don't even like this girl's lack of confidence like I really don't like this girl's lack of confidence right now I'm not attracted to this girl like right then and there the the the flip switch the switch flipped my bad so we keep walking though we keep walking and we got a walk on us like I would say we got a a thre mile walk to get back to the car it's a it's a circle if you will and as we're walking she starts slowing down y'all she's walking I'm walking and she starts slowing down and she's wearing leggings with knee high socks it looked weird like her style was weird you know what I'm saying she looked like the type of girl who would like shop at a thrift store or something I'm not mad at her just do you boo boo but you look a little crazy cuz you're wearing leggings with these tall ass socks over the top it just looked a little you know I wouldn't dress like that but whatever like that we're walking but then she starts slowing down and her gate slows down you guys know what I mean by her gate like her stride she stopped She really started slowing up so I looked at her and I'm like are you okay and she's like oh I got a blister on my foot I'm like okay well I'm not carrying her or nothing you got a blister [ __ ] keep walking bro we're I'm I'm 40 years old I at the time I might have been late 30s I don't know how old she was but you've been walking a long time in your life like figure it the [ __ ] out you got blisters keep walking so finally we keep walking and I want to say it gets really bad guys like she starts limping like like if she's hobbled like she's injured and I'm like cut cut it the [ __ ] out bro you got a blister tough it out keep walking she finally just stops and sits on a bench and she's sitting there and she's like I got to rest I got to rest this hurts so bad and I'm like okay and she starts to take off her socks bro while we're at the bench she takes off her shoes and her socks and the and I'm standing there and the whole time I'm thinking like bro we got to keep walking you're being dramatic I don't want to see your blister I don't care bro she took off her socks like it was no big deal like it was another day he sack thank God thank God it was no big deal you hate feet you hate feet well listen to this one Kyros uh she took off her sock bro and she had only a big toe she had no other toes but the big toe she was missing all four of the little toes yeah true story hand of God true story swear to God all that [ __ ] she only had her big toe and she sprung that [ __ ] on me real quick and what's crazy is we need to miss this field goal he made it dude he made it he's a big that's a real kicker she took off both shoes and she had I call her Ti from now on two toes right she only had two toes her big toes and nothing else so I'm just looking at her I'm like you just sprung this on me like no [ __ ] real right so I'm like yo Twinkle Toes right so I'm like what the [ __ ] two toes and she goes oh I probably should have told you when she was a a little kid she was the victim of a burn and so when they burned off her toes they burned off her feet they had to amputate her toes and somebody spilled boiling water on her right and then they took the skin from her back and put it on the bottom of her feet like skin graphing well if you guys don't realize this we don't realize this but our feet our callous our our souls they're made for wear and tear they're made for walking but the skin that she has on the bottom of her feet are not made for walking this [ __ ] could have told me this before the damn date bro she could have told me this before we started walking we ain't got to go on a walking date if you can't really walk so I just felt terrible but we're far from the car I exactly so I told her Hey listen you don't need to walk anymore you just stay right here on this bench I'm going to run and I jogged all the way back to the car and drove on the trail as close as I could get to her and then I told her let's go and I put her in the car dropped her off at her vehicle and literally and I'm not joking guys as soon as I started driving away I blocked her on the dating app blocked her on my cell phone as I was driving I've never talked her again in her life I don't even remember her name to be honest I just call her tit Twinkle Toes I can't do I can't deal with that [ __ ] bro like some people are built to take care of people like that not me I don't care about you like that I don't I'm not in I'm not in it for the long haul like if something goes wrong with you medically I'm not that guy somebody else has a bigger heart than me you got to throw it you got to throw it you got to throw it uh no I'm not a toe guy but that is a true story that isn't the worst date I ever had the worst date I ever had was this girl that I met on Tik Tok before Kim the girl I met before Kim you know I was on Tik Tok guys I was just a thirst stapper I was just dancing working out my shirt was never on I did that for my first 15,000 followers true story I didn't start talking Sports till like until Coach Prime got hired oh man so anyways I was just a thirst Trapper and I met this girl and all her pictures were beautiful all her videos on Tik Tok were amazing she was in New York she lived on Long Island she had everything going she looked banging and everything till this day she looks great in every photo and every video and everything so then she pays for a plane ticket for me to fly up to New York she's a like a real real important person at at Hoster University and she was trying to get me to go up there and be a cyber in uh instructor anyway she flies me out there now that's real that's real right she flies me out there she picked me up from the airport in a Mercedes and all this [ __ ] guys I couldn't begin to tell you how what a terrible experience was I was supposed to stay there for a week I'll never forget this I landed on a Sunday my my flight to leave was going to be the following Sunday so all these girls were cheering me on all these ladies watching me on on Tik Tok oh my God Rico's love journey and I was I was [ __ ] vlogging the whole thing I'm going on a plane I'm going to meet the love of my life I'm going to do this oh my God she paid for this she paid for that and she's gorgeous and we facetimed a 100 times over so I knew what she looked like I knew everything I I'm not getting I'm not getting uh you know what's the word I'm not getting catfished she flies me in I I land she's not there at baggage claim I'm like what the hell why is she not at baggage claim oh I'm still in my car I'm driving around I come pick you up I'm like all right soon as I get off the plane I get my bags I go out to the curb she's picking me up from the airport soon as I see her pull up in her car it's a Mercedes it's one of the Mercedes SUVs that's terrible looking one but it doesn't matter she gets out and I'm like oh my God no this girl oh no she looked horrendous bro she looked the word I want to use is hideous she looked hideous and it was not good it was not good y'all I was like oh no I can't be seen with this girl in public and we went to go eat at this restaurant Serendipity in downtown Manhattan it was super expensive and everything she paid for all the drinks all everything and then she drove me an hour over to her house I got to her house I was supposed to stay at her house for like a week and she was going to go to work and I was going to hang out there and then we'd go on dates every night that was the plan I'm going to hang out at the house do all my Tik Tok stuff she'll go to work come home we'll hang out do our thing we're adults right whatever bro I got there as soon as I got there as soon as I saw I was like oh she's awful looking she's hideous something's up the angles she was holding the camera the filter she was using everything was just wrong guys it was just it was false advertisement like a [ __ ] so um I remember I called up my cousin and I was like man what would you do my cousin's like bro I would just stay all week and smash and then never talk to her again and I I said you know what man it's actually really terrible I don't think I can do that I think I got to leave so the following morning she's getting up to go go to work and I just stopped her I said hey this ain't going to work out I'm going to take a flight back home I C I caught an Uber back to the airport 60 bucks 100 bucks whatever it was I think it was 100 120 bucks and then I grabbed the next flight home and flow back home I I didn't spend a week out there I came back home and then I just it wasn't happening bro I I'm not going to subject myself to that for a whole week nah it would have been highly stressful every single day I got to pretend like I'm interested in that [ __ ] nah no thanks true story and then the next girl I dated was Kim I met Kim a couple months later and that worked out and here we are now we've been together for a couple years that's all a true story Kim Kim ain't got no problem what up Rico I hope you're having an amazing day sir I was until all this stuff doing how we doing tonight MVPs Evan Kramer we're Domin uh we're on BYU cover the spread or I'm sorry we're on yeah we're on BYU to cover the spread they got to figure it out IU tutty there we go keep tuty we're also on Indiana to cover the spread I think the spread was only 42 points Indiana is going to do that no problem third and 17 there is no magic 17 yard play so please don't do anything stupid just get some yards and then punt it give me some LJ Martin yards oh is LJ out the game what a terrible throw we need Ro we need Roberts to get yards Martin's got to get back in the game is he injured still is he still injured oh R laugh is really bad no I didn't get catfished Darth I got I'm going to tell you that I got um it was just misleading it was misleading I'll give you an example so she's paying for all this [ __ ] and she's driving Mercedes but then I find out when I pull up to her PL she lives in a two-bedroom apartment with with her son and she had a bed and it was like the mattress was a cheap ass box spring mattress or something it was like an all-in-one mattress it was really bad I have like I have a better mattress than her like everything she had was just fake she's just showing off fake like I I didn't like that at all nails were fake hair was fake eyelashes fake everything was fake it just wasn't about that I didn't like it Shane she know she had a gastric bypass and I didn't know that until I saw her and she's had a lot of excess skin that was like um I don't know it looked like she was trying to pack it into a pack of sardines or something and I just don't like if you're lying to me like a pack of like a pack of busted biscuits or something I don't like the fact that she's lying to me and I hate to be shallow cuz you know you got to love people through it just you got to love people through it not me I don't have to I don't have to yeah I got bullshitted there you go Tanner and sometimes she'll join my lives and watch me and [ __ ] bro and I just I keep it real every time I see her like yo you you're not pretty you're not pretty you awful looking lady kept it real the whole time no she already knows JD clatt she's heard this story 10 times and she lived it phrase first I got to tell the truth man I got to tell the truth I just looked over at Tik I have not looked at Tik Tok chat this whole time I've been talking and some girl wrote Oh My shout out to you clades yep that's real it's just you know you you pick and choose and when you're when you're single man I would I recommend any dude out there who ever gets single in their life is don't settle right you don't have to settle there's millions of people and everybody always dates or chooses their partner by proximity you don't have to do that bro your soulmate is not three Three Doors Down your soulmate did not go to school with you like that's all [ __ ] s look around a little bit look around a little bit that's all say look around a little bit but you also have to know when to put you put your roots in like you also have to know when to stop you know if you're only 20 bro I don't remember a single girl I was with in my 20s I don't even remember their names and I was with a lot of women in my 20s that that doesn't matter grow up just forget about all of them like it doesn't matter May mistreat them too who cares just make poor decisions bro it's it's part of life and now look at me I don't look for nobody Preston Stones back in the game that's the best thing that could happen to us but we do need Martin to come back who's more busted between Western Illinois and the sardines looking looking chick uh definitely Western Illinois the other chick was pretty bro she was pretty don't get it twisted at least she looks pretty in pictures she's pretty and she you know whatever just not my type I also I also didn't like that she was very uh uh materialistic like I'm a minimalist right I like money in the bank she's obviously in Deb suck hey they're going to pull this man out the game dude what they bring him back in for would they bring this dude back in for you would have ran too Rico no bueno yeah it is what it is D Line's nice for look at these guys stunting hard fooled you is that Hickman Hickman fell for that [ __ ] oh no Hickman's gone Hickman plays for somebody else now my bad that was that probably bad joke he's sacked again pick it off oh my God dang it we had it that dude can't be in the game bro look at that he's mad at the offensive line offensive line hates them bro they're not blocking for him when I did my research for this game but BYU kept within 11 between Kansas Oklahoma and Oklahoma State last year oh there you go yeah Armen a little different but yeah last year certain things take place that you can't see on the box score for some of those games things like weather starting quarterbacks the defensive um Health like there's a lot of things when you look at old games like from last year or the year before you got to be careful because you might be looking at some data that's old like that doesn't apply got to be careful assu o line looking soft as that ASF yeah look at that look at Stone he's gonna go how do you guys fall for this [ __ ] the offensive line needs to be watching film not the quarterbacks they look terrible I'm late where's Preston Stone Tennessee minus n and a half tomorrow boys I agree Nick I got him 35 and a half easy smack if he plays I went with BYU plus 12 in Duke money line I did sprinkle BYU money line only take Duke Stone played hopefully Martin is fine hopefully Martin's fine is that Martin right there what is he doing why is he struggling that is not Martin tobac up running back what is he doing what was that throw oh I lived a very wild life a very wild I dude I used to date strippers I used to I used to make the poorest decisions I remember I used to fall in love with with people that I could never be with like they would just be across the country or married dude you're you're young dude you just do dumb [ __ ] BYU quarterback is trash yep they need Jerry banan right now this guy is not going to throw for 25 yards man LJ's really hurt with no LJ we got a problem where's LJ I just know that the under is real why were we going quickly why were we going quickly what the hell was that Lon Rico Rico rodri Daniels making Cuts hey we can't let this little guy go nowhere he fumbled he fumbled he fumbled he's hurt he's hurt he fumbled oh [ __ ] I done come on these games are not hard to watch Conference USA games are hard to watch I'm not no that's not exactly how that works tin I don't walk into strip clubs and tell these girls I'll take you away from all this I literally walk into strip clubs and just mind my own business and then they look at me and go oh my God we've never seen a man like you in here before we've never seen somebody like you before you're not like the other customers you actually smell good look good feel good yeah and then I think to myself oh she's never said that to anybody else before I'm special and then I'm out of [Laughter] $20,000 that's not really how it went but that's how it went like kind of sort of Cu in in all fairness like one of the girls I bought her a car she did become my girlfriend and move in with me for a whole year and she stopped working at the strip club and all this stuff but even when she stopped working there I just remember thinking oh man this girl used to work at a strip club I couldn't get over it I couldn't get over it I'll be like 32 and be like nah she used to work at a strip I can't mess with her nah that's not wifey material I'm good oh and now what's crazy is I actually have more money than I've ever had in my life and I would never go to a strip club I couldn't imagine what I was doing back then like how much money I would spend I couldn't imagine doing that today I would be so scared like I would feel like I'm going broke but the difference is you're in the military your checks just keep coming so you don't care you just you just live free military dudes just blow through their cash cuz you know you got another check coming it's no big deal here I'm an MVP like I'm I'm doing patreon and [ __ ] like a and the no paycheck I have is guaranteed like everybody could wake up tomorrow and just be like I'm not paying for that [ __ ] and they're out and then I have no paycheck that's real so I I take it very serious but like I'm paranoid and I don't need to be paranoid I I got enough to make it but I'm very paranoid about everything I don't ever want to be but man I I get scared like our big purchase was that Blackstone Kim bought a Blackstone yesterday and then today she went out and bought all the extracurricular [ __ ] with it and she's made like three or four meals on it already and we're loving it that's a big purchase for me I don't really go that like I don't spend any money I'm a minimalist I don't do nothing like that man I'm stacking I'm stacking forever I told my kids I want to give each one of them a million dollars and I know they're rolling their eyes at me right now I know they don't think I'm being serious but I figure I got 40 years left in this [ __ ] I'm 41 I got 40 years left that I can think of like that I I think I'll be coherent and and I think I can make it so I want to get them each a million that's my goal get the kids a million and live live pretty good I'm living pretty good bro lifestyle shout out to Rich Homie Quan my just beginning you into investing um no I'm not only Investments I'm making are real estate look at that difference different offense every single time this this dude comes in the game sh Smith is fast no I don't love that song at all Kyra I hate that song it's been out forever I hate that song I hate that how's it feel to be a dad very rewarding you know I was in Florida last week at um Palm Bay Florida right next to Melbourne on the beach and I was actually going to watch my daughter play in a volleyball game and then I took her to dinner with the other two kids and the next day hung out with my two kids my two oldest ones they just want to hang out and play cards with me we play like this card game that nobody else knows about um it's called a dbg or deck building game we've been playing it for 10 years so it's just nice to hang out with my kids even though they're adults they still want to hang out with Dad cuz I'm cool like that and we hung out for like four or five hours and then I sent him home with a Little Caesar's Pizza cuz that's what they wanted they're like Dad can we get a pizza I'm like I got you so got my daughter on the payroll that's good my daughter gets paid every month my oldest daughter so I like that as well yeah I like taking care of her and helping her out I I'm so impressed with her shout out to her she's got a lot of money in the bank I was super impressed I didn't realize that like a lot of money in the bank she's only 19 years old and I I could not believe she could buy a house I didn't know I didn't know maybe I'm paying her too much you sub for a year there you go free some ribey cut them and thin strips make a cheese steak out of it flat iron steak works good too so uh shout out to you King utensil I don't touch the grill bro I buy everything I don't I don't do nothing Kim's the cook man I I Believe In traditional roles in relationships I don't really do that kind of stuff even the grill I don't touch the grill I don't prep food but she buys uh hellofresh those meals from hellofresh she makes those amazing so most dinners are hello fresh unless I want to go to like the local kadia and buy something so today she went and bought me what we call Mexican meat which is my meat like from my home like being my my upbringing so that worked out for us but most of the time she's making a feast of some sort she's coming up with something what cologne do I wear I've worn the same cologne for the last 15 years um the cologne I wear hold on come on the cologne I wear is called Ras for men Ros for men it's a it's in the shape of a snow cone you can usually only buy it online it's not in many stores so Ros for men it's the greatest smelling cologne in the world I can't even smell it um I'm immune to it but I get compliments on it every single time tip tip hey um I think BYU going to lose this game I don't think BYU can score I've been thinking about it their offense is so bad no LJ Martin to move the chains and rats laugh is complete dog [ __ ] their defense is great but they're going to bend but don't break at some point I mean they're going to wear down at some point you can't do this to them it's only a matter of time you know what part of Mexico is my family from um so I grew up in Southern California in the Coachella Valley my sister grew up in Baja California meali I'm not quite sure where we all crossed over from I'm a second generation American my father and them they were born in California as well so we don't really talk to I wish I could describe this man I come from a huge family I got 83 first cousins 27 aunts and uncles not including their spouses so we have a lot of family like I just don't we don't know how we get down we don't even communicate and talk like that oh good coverage good coverage good pass rush too hey let's beat this dude up man let's get let's get him tired straight ass water bro you said ass water I know they say Georgia is is oh they always say I know they say that that dry heat but there's an ecosystem in my pants right now but there's an ecosystem of swampass this guy's an amazing kick he kicked 53 earlier he's got the leg he's got the leg oh my God oh my goodness this is not hitting the over y'all of any sort limps off the field LJ Mart lift off the [Music] field oh we're screwed LJ Martin got hurt for real for real LJ Martin bro injured how unlucky can we get dude man that sucks that's why I said take that [ __ ] straight across don't parlay it take it straight across Indiana covering the spread Indiana covering the spread what's the spread 42 and a half that's a big Miss he was on his way man he was on his way the analysis was right it's I can't I there's no way I can predict an injury hope he ices himself at halftime comes back get a nice shot or something give him the booby miles come on BYU BYU needs to play Jerry they need to play Jerry right now Jerry bannan give me Jerry Bohanan at quarterback he's he's athletic he's experienced why do I want to see this criminal get this criminal off my TV bro I don't watch NFL I don't support criminals K rash R off my [ __ ] bro what up sunshine in the rain he did drop it what up what up what up I was having fun I'm sorry yes I was I was having fun in life God this guy just throws it so wrong he throws it so wrong he didn't hear footsteps Kobe Wilson's great but he didn't hear footsteps that throw was just there's no touch pass out of this dude you took under 55 Jared Bush you're about to make some money tonight if no LJ they cover but I don't know about this offense this offense is just look at them how does the defense just don't brand don't break they're going to run it they're going to run it they're going to run it to kill the clock hey put the fries in the bag you took the plus 14 and a half BYU there you go Western Illinois and field goal range that'll kill us man that's bad you need to punch him you need to go out and punch it in the end zone to make him pay for it fumble oh my goodness keep blocking bro holy [ __ ] get this guy out of the game Red Zone Indiana called timeout Indiana call timeout coach said fix yourselves right now this is crazy zero offense from BYU it ain't even defense by SMU what up Rico hey don't let that bounce back Rico he touched it he touched it he touched it it's our ball it's our ball he touched it with his back you can do it put your back into it you could do it put your back into it you can do it put your back into it I'm Ice Cube oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh it's goingon to be one of them nights something goes our way you don't need to review it bro you got to go deep fade go to lass or deep Bro stop [ __ ] around L it or deep go keep your balance oh man we had this we had this yo it's Friday TGF it's Friday bro got in the gym 2 hours I'm feeling Slim Trim and sexy again I do need a haircut I do need a haircut I need to get that fade figured out but other than that man my life is great my life is great and the MVPs drove me crazy today I lost my mind on you guys wake up at nine and find out exactly run go go there we go Rico Rico they give me the straight Razer they don't allow that in Georgia hey these [ __ ] everybody needs to stop talking to me when it's not time man I'm so mad I shouldn't say I'm mad animals get mad I'm upset you got Indiana at minus 33 and a half well that's happening sorry hydrating Fade up top look where you going bro your your blockers oh my God what are you doing LJ Martin's injured lb lb comes in and says K LJ Martin get some yards LJ's injured LJ's injured he got hurt he's not in theame game hey I've let you know happy hour I'll run your help desk for a free subscription uh Darth nothing's free in life bro I don't give a [ __ ] about none of that we'll just shut down the help desk [ __ ] can hey I'll leave everybody on red they can ask whatever they want I'll leave them all on red I got kids to feed man if rotti's hurt who do we call I don't care Darth I don't care I'll shut everything down and just post on patreon only I don't get man I'm I'm on another level of fed up I'm on another level of Fed Up dudes asking me for months of access give me two months free yeah I do need a videographer when I go to camps that I do need this what you guys got to deal with right here this is what you guys got to deal with right here what up boss any shot I could get your locks and leans for college football week two absolutely drowning for money right now we'll purchase the $25 package when I get my next paycheck swear to God I get paid on Friday any shot I can get Early Access for patreon you're the goat stop gambling and leave me alone what is wrong with you bro stop gambling and leave me alone that's what I said here the go hook me up oh no [ __ ] man oh he's lying for sure I know what a terrible play call oh my goodness I got a dude named stunner who calls me stunner calls me on the phone on my on on Discord he calls me he can't hook up his stunner can't hook up his stuff so he starts call my my computer starts ringing I'm like all right how can I help you sir you know I'm the help desk I'll help you out and he says and I quote Oh I'm trying to connect my patreon to the Discord I said okay cool man hey well let's go ahead and log into patreon on the website and not the app oh I don't know my password how the [ __ ] am I supposed to help you if you don't know your password you telling me you can't log into the app no I can log into the app it automatically logs in but the website I don't know my password bro this is real oh no oh no Ratliff is gross is there a flag he thank goodness it's rigged he broke he thought I knew his password bro he thought I can log him in he's you run patreon right you run patreon I need that that's perfect yeah rat Ratliff is is smother status where is Jared bannan we'll take that two minute two minute warning two-minute timeout damn 42 to three at half we need to keep scoring Indiana it's crazy y'all poor kids sad they know you you don't care about them dying I really don't care about anybody else's kids but my own if you cared about your kids and I care about mine everybody will be okay instead of trying to take care of everybody else's kids just take care of your own bro feed your own people take care of your own people and we'd all be better off the world would be great if you did that I don't walk around dude I ain't worried about one homeless person out there I'm just not I lost zero sleep over it I'll be going past through I'd be looking at because you know what I think about when I see a homeless person I think you had to burn every bridge with every single person who cares about you in this entire world like you didn't grow up and and come into this world without people caring about you so I'm talking Aunts Uncles cousins brothers sisters mothers fathers kids friends you had to burn Bridges with everybody to be homeless like to be where you're at so why the hell do I have to care about you why is it on me why is that burden on me look man I don't want to date single mothers you know why cuz I don't want to raise your grubby ass kids some that that burden is for somebody else to bear it's not for me bro I can't pretend to care about your kids they're not mine they're not my DNA I love my kids I cannot pretend to love your kids the same first time your kids need school clothes they're asked out bro I can't help them they're not for me I remember I dated this girl her kid needed daycare and I just thought I'm not paying for that and she thought I was I don't like your kid like that bro where's his dad my kids no other man in this world has ever paid for anything on my kids never I'm a provider so get get like that man become a provider and stop trying to lecture me about giving a [ __ ] if somebody died like I don't care dude I'm not paying for your funeral I'm not even going to your funeral dude I didn't go to my own grandmother's funeral loved her to death I'm not going to your funeral I'm not going to some strangers funeral so when you die I don't care like I all you guys pretend to care there's a St school shooting two days ago I bet not a single one of you missed an ounce of sleep over that [ __ ] you still playing fortnite still jacking off when nobody's looking you guys are all losers bro oh Rico doesn't care about this Rico dude shut up pretending like you care about [ __ ] you don't know it's [ __ ] pathetic pathetic you know happy hour is so true they made poor life decisions I'll tell you one happy hour I I can remember there was a time um there was a time one of my cousins needed $11,000 I was in my 20s early 20s and one of my cousins needed ,000 to fix the air conditioner at their house the air conditioner's out it's 100° they need $1,000 to fix the AC so they call me up I'm in the Army I got money I'm working I don't have $1,000 lying around I'm paycheck to paycheck I'm a [ __ ] private I think I was nobody and and I didn't have $1,000 and I remember thinking man I'm going to give him 500 somebody else give him 500 and I remember my dad talking to me one time and he was just like hey don't ever help them he's like in in six months in a year from now that that air conditioner will be fixed their life will go on and they will have done it without your help they'll figure it out everyone will figure it out whoever can't make rent this month whoever don't have the money for this they don't know how to pay off their credit card they can't pay the minimum they're in the red they have insufficient funds all that [ __ ] they'll all figure it out and without your help they'll figure it out man we got to stop playing prevent this guy we know this guy's got a leg so that's that's the thing they'll eventually figure it out they don't need you and the worst thing you can do is give them the thousand and then you come find out they didn't fix the AC it was on warranty and they didn't need a thousand [Music] Run come on defense we need a turnover right now they're already in field goal range yeah we're screwed we're screwed Tanner do I be drinking the kids Capri Suns I probably do I don't I don't really like Capri Sun there's not enough dude I'm a big ass dude like I'm there's too much too much of me to be drinking Capri Sun that's a gulp that's one that's one swallow oh [Music] no he's still up y'all uh no they still got to read their signals from their their position coaches oh I wish he fell good what a good hit what a good hit we needed that yeah we're in trouble Jay we're in trouble we can't score Indiana has completely fit from the last two years uh yeah what the hell you're talking about a great team Kurt zetti is him as a coach brought in a bunch of great players that is not Indiana like scrub ass Indiana that's a it's an amazing team they would beat both these teams goodness and we're losing I don't know they already put it out lucky Luchi HT himself there he said he just limped off the field we're screwed and the backup limed off too that's why they're doing all these [ __ ] plays now cuz they don't any running backs that know the Playbook same with Nebraska no Nebraska did not do anything like Indiana man I wish you guys would watch the damn transfer portal videos watch the transfer portal videos it's crazy dude if he can limp he can carry the rock hey all I know is whoever's in that suit right there is an athlete bro I saw him doing push-ups and jumping up on tables and [ __ ] hey that thing went out of Bounds at the one bro we need the penalty here's ratzliff 42 seconds is he going to score what are the chances he scores who's ready for an awful game tonight Duke Northwestern are we are we rooting for this under are we just going to be sitting there hoping every every Drive goes to [ __ ] I'm rooting for terrible football in that in that final game I'm rooting for terrible football hope you're all down with me first down Roberts there's Roberts on the catch come on time out he said American Fork they're the dudes who just beat IMG right who beat IMG not American Fork you feel like he only throws when his feet aren't set might take on him is he's a backup quarterback do I think Gary Patterson coaches again yeah Florida bro Florida I would hire him at Florida I would hire him at Liberty after Jamie Chadwell goes to [Music] Florida oh my goodness rlof sucks man this what we called the timeout for I don't know what this red slap dude's doing yeah Corner Canyon yeah you know you know that Zach dude is from there that jet great is from there this game is painful to watch Bucky it's going to be painful to lose like this we're just going to keep losing little by little they're going to keep scoring them field goals and we're going to be in trouble there's LJ 15 yards man we are lagging we're lagging on Discord we're lagging out here that's crazy got five gigs bro can't be lagging there it is Timeout timeout we got no timeout get on the ball get on the ball they're close we're kicking this we're kicking this see if he can do it see what happens 55 oh man it better not get blocked come on Fen kick it bro he missed it it was long enough he missed that we need to get LJ Martin back out [Music] there bro we're we're screwed Big 10 Network Big 10 Network this game going to come back first right I'm going to put it on Big 10 Network so we can watch Indiana Western Illinois that Beast of a game I'm so excited for it let me join it live you know I can put multiple things up he had the range just missed he just missed it it's unfortunate y'all we needed that this is going to be bad smu's moving the ball a little bit let's see here first half under 28 and a half we hit that first half under that was one of my top bets on the lean chart I hope MVP's bet it there we go we hit one so far we got one first half under look at that lb did but lb you got a whole lot of other [ __ ] we not you're not going to hit bro LJ Martin's not coming back it wouldn't be a game if Martin was there though man so true BYU's got a chance we got to get these alternate unders oh we're going to be fine the alternate over is the problem team total not happening Duke Northwestern that's a later BYU LJ Martin my God we had it man he didn't even get to 25 yards that kills everything he only got to 20 yards what a shame bro and them [ __ ] they're never going to refund you Darth out here on 15 bucks trying to make it happen npu is not going to get there not GNA get there how did LJ Martin not get 25 yards I had it right man rett's left can throw to save his life everything goes red because of that [ __ ] that sucks that sucks and Duke better not lay an egg tonight the under is what gets me hope the weather is actually that bad yep come [Music] on six come on we need more we need hey Danny DeVito is still alive bro I can remember being a kid and the first movie I ever saw with Danny DeVito was twins it was with um Arnold schwarzer twins that was the movie shout out to him the one bet I took and he gets injured yeah Jay nothing I can do about it man nothing I can do just bad luck that sucks and I know there's MVPs out there mad that hurts my soul I know man I'm trying I do got to go talk to Kim real quick honey do you want me to [Music] just hurt man all right I'll be right back guys bear with me thanks for being here shout out to everybody watching on the watch party I'm always in here hanging out with about we got 25 people on the Discord 14 on YouTube and only six on Tik Tok it's not bad it's about 50 total it's not bad [Music] Comm makes all the difference he anticipates what we need when we need like this Ware expansion for production it's almost I didn't know John spoke Italian hey these nights are hard for me guys cuz I get up really early I go to the gym I've been falling asleep around 9:00 p.m. I'm not you know I'm on no caffeine nowadays no sugar no nothing it sucks happy hour I hope they bring him back in he looks like he wants to play it's not like he turn in his helmet or anything you guys see this you guys see this right this is the life I live my lab is right next to the kitchen I'm watching these games on the TV in my living room it's right there everything I have is right here in this radius bro that's it everything I own is right here I can see all four walls R you're so broke you're so poor you ain't [ __ ] I know bro I know we're breaking records out here they broke the scoreboard they're going to keep the clock running they're going to do a running clock in the second half mercy rule that's not good all right there it is they're rebooting the scoreboard they don't even know what Tetris is these kids don't know [ __ ] they think it looks like Roblox winning the second half the leather Nick said they're winning the second half all right bro they just told them we're going to keep running that clock they just did this we're going to run it Darth are you under a certain number are you under 70 here we go I'm so curious to see this you're on the under oh my God you're tripping bro should have took the live when it was at 90 or something Indiana is Old Miss to these dudes keeping time on the field my ass that's code for you're never going to know what this what the time is dude I'm I'm I'm actually not serious Darth the fact that you are talking like this is crazy look at this sold out game hey and in that Stadium where nobody's at we got a MVP there screen crush him easy easy scoreboards getting some stuff popping there we go now they can see the game now they don't have to watch the field stuffed him look at like four or five yards time to turn on Duke Duke's said nine bro oh it is nine it is Duke time I'd rather watch Duke than SMU BYU at this rate I'll get it on right now wait what channel is FS1 okay third and five I just want to see Indiana with it fall start fall start fall start 77 boom got it I think I'm a trip bro you don't even know the half dude you don't even know the half I'm a trip don't trip potato [Music] chip don't trip potato [Music] chip oh holding that was holding did he just get the first down oh he didn't catch that hold up I thought he trapped It On The Ground they're pulling flag hey defense needs to fix themselves why are there so many women officials at this game oh my goodness homies in the back field hip man they got some weird stuff going on uh that 14 and a half don't look nice to me bro are you kidding me it's already 12 and that that's just two touchdowns you only got 12 left they get no first downs on offense B snap F that's beautiful Kamar is a beast he's so amazing is that game on now run there we go punt it hey by the way if you guys weren't aware Indiana is still playing their starting defense I think the leathernecks need some coaching bro here we go Indiana needs to go score cover this Spread spread was 42 and a half right I'm going to double check the chart real quick 42 and a half we need to score all right we will take a timeout then I will go to multiv view and pull up no those are not the games I want to see where's F fi FS1 it's not letting me pair up all three it's bugging me there we go Duke Northwestern got it on at least two Series yeah hopefully the whole third I'd let him play the whole third I've got a commercial a Nike commercial I'm worried about that BYU spread y'all you know I don't like missing locks can't miss any logs man I hate I hate politics season I just want to watch sports bro I don't need to see all these damn commercials paid for by anybody come on bro let me breathe look at that win Bro Look at that win it is not 15 miles per hour that looks way more than 15 oh I'm playing him the whole third bro we got to we got to go put up 70 we got to look the part we got to get fans in the stands with the wind out there it's not a Touchback oh it would have been nice if it wasn't flag the hell was he doing no reason to do that no reason to do that nor did Henning already do a fall star is that what I just saw awesome the hole look huge that was scary hammering the under on Duke the the you should H Hammer the under on BYU team total at this point cuz they ain't doing [ __ ] all right I'm back y'all I was working on something else I'm here now second and 12 trips left Northwestern with the Run oh no he cut it back gone that's it he's gone oh my goodness oh my goodness we can't have that ET twist means your end goes in your tackle comes out if you have a te twist your tackle goes in your end comes out or vice versa depending on how you want to do your stunts just means your front defensive line are twisting stunt d t [Music] litz oh my goodness oh no they're throwing in the win Northwestern looking good Indiana tuty 47 yards Justin Ellison just running the however the hell he wants beautiful go do it again Duke needs to figure something out because this man's about to run the ball as well the quarterback they're going to do a quarterback keep there he goes there he goes oh who that's some rats lift throw yak yak yak Lasser just got some yards Lasser for 57 lass is a beast y'all lass is a beast we're already about to score oh man L is nice I might have to put on the other game let me see multi they won't let me do multi view from different networks I need to watch that second half to lock this one's going to be tough for Duke man this one's going to be tough for Duke all right I got it on I got it on I got it on what did he do the [ __ ] did he do oh my God I turn it on we don't have the ball oh my goodness oh my goodness guys listen this defense is going to get tired with [ __ ] like that he threw a pick he a panic pick Carson Wentz pick did he break both angle you know Carson Wentz once fractured both ankles right on the same play Keep and it's huge that's good I hope to hit his hip hard oh my goodness man we need Preston Stone back in the game we need Stony out there he wrote the same thing yeah man Northwestern on a field goal okay good job by Duke defense after breaking got him oh no oh no Michigan transfer I've never seen him play we're in trouble we're in so much trouble BYU there's nothing I can do for for this red slap [ __ ] man absolute dog [ __ ] worthless it's my saying all all [ __ ] season long bro dog [ __ ] we can't let nigh do this to you come on we need to hold them to a field goal he threw he's playing like he's on the take he is he is playing like he's on the take he's been playing terrible all game points are at a premium got him he's short he's short fourth down this is our chance right here come on he's not under Center well that's a good timeout that's a good waste of time out if you ask me I'll take that all day all right back on Duke North Northwestern here we go opening kickoff here come on Duke go holy snikes bro Here Comes Malik Jaden Reed scored a touchdown look at you drock that interception got to be terrible I I got to go back and watch it I missed it but apparently it was the worst huh I can't help that man real jackass about to ruin my record for week two I need the ball to Jordan more all right I'm back on the SMU BYU game they're going forward on fourth down hold on man I got multi views here they got to give me better multiv views they got to give me better multi views than that they won't give me the FSU one mixed with the SPO one the two of them can't be together [ __ ] you think we're doing that here Indiana on coverage dude that's a crazy flag that was crazy Pi if you guys didn't see that first down for Duke I'm out here what the come on bro we're not doing this you never how long is this time out bro how long is this [ __ ] time out here we go going for it they're in shotgun that helps us Quick Pass Run got him got him oh no can't let these little running backs get the yards on you damn it got him uh I think glasker was there first but um Duke better go down here and drive bro I keep looking at it star Thomas is not the guy you want running the ball but he got nine yards we'll take it holy smokes s flag LJ Martin will not return jeez holy smokes he's hugging him dude he had that man slow dancing LJ Martin out I hope they hang in there oh no oh no there's nobody good D good D good D oh we held him to a field goal I need a freak accident from BYU to score he guys he about bet 365 cheating bet 365 cheating I don't know if you guys are aware of that they were altering odds after the results those dudes are a piece of [ __ ] Bro guess who I don't mess with none of them yep they they altered odds oh it's a class action law so they were ordered to pay back over $500,000 IM over $500,000 trust me YouTube did me like that bro YouTube kept all the ad Revenue that they made off me never gave it back to me me in January essentially ripped me off about about $110,000 couldn't believe it even when I won my appeal still RI me off Duke had the punt not good man we are so done about to be a a bad night only team that came through was Indiana like I knew they would cuz Western Illinois trash Indiana needs to score again did I don't give a [ __ ] about your life B bro oh we don't need to really bounce back LJ Martin got injured man that's all that is we still haven't missed everything's alive it's just it's just crazy crazy man I'm going to be exhausted I need a good night's sleep too I don't know how I'm going to stay up for another 3 hours for this damn Duke Northwestern game I might have to call it a night after BYU SMU I got to get up early and start on the chart for week two you guys know I got a job to do 2 bet the spread and go to bed Tav Jackson's in yeah backups are in I hope they still score yeah I'm going to get a ton of questions tomorrow all the questions will be the same where's the chart when do you post it how do I see it and it'll be like 9:00 a.m. and they'll just be spamming this [ __ ] come on BYU give me a first down bro who I do not know this kid at all hey exactly dudes be like why can't you just automatically have this all emailed to us what Center are we in I'm like bro you don't watch videos you [ __ ] can't read books without pictures bro leave me alone let's go damn it LJ sitting right there man LJ's right there hey let me know when they're in the end zone Darth they need to bench this rat rack lift dude red SL he sucks he fumbles and it's short and it's short a you touchdown let's go we cover that [ __ ] easy no matter what oh gota let my dog out can we get a fake punt out here unreal I'm getting tired y'all I probably have have to call tonight I'm letting you know right now shout out to the Indiana hooers I got a call tonight and get started on that chart tomorrow morning y'all that's the reality of the situation I got to give in I might wake up super early but I can't uh I can't do this drop it it's our only offense we could ever get yeah I appreciate you guys like crazy more just went out touchdown Duke touchdown Duke Eli scores let's go let's go Jordan Moore just went out I just got life bro I just got life I got to check the results though we can't we can't do this Jordan Moore out who just scored Eli that means did Eli get over 25 yards 16 we'll take it Duke we'll take it Duke I know King utensil a don't scare me don't scare me Bucky I pray IU runs out the clock bro I told you guys bet the spread in that game and nothing else literally told you nothing else you had zero business betting the under I told you nothing else on that game nothing else on the chart very clear bet the spread it's [ __ ] clear as day it's right there bet that spread boom boom it's a lock and I got people writing on the Discord sir I should have took that that that lock the [ __ ] you paying me for bro need someone to come back from their mission oh man yeah guys I I can feel myself I just want to give in and take a nap I just want to give in and go to I'm already tired we've been getting up pretty early and going are you paying me so you can complain when you lose bro not only do I not give two flying [ __ ] if you lose I I I can't even begin to tell you I got I got UFC fights tomorrow night I got a long day ahead of me tomorrow oh your jokes don't dude your jokes don't move me bro I just don't laugh at your jokes it's not my it's not my fault you're not funny Darth it's not my fault you got to work on your timing half of Comedy is timing bro I don't care you guys don't make me laugh bro this Center becoming a freaking lock the you've been a day one in the disrespect is well once again you guys are consuming content bro you guys are consuming content I don't we're not breaking bread bro we're not hanging out we didn't meet each other because we're good friends you're consuming content yeah Darth Darth is December 23 he ain't no [ __ ] day one Darth you ain't no day one shut up you were on YouTube Darth don't make me go look don't let me don't make me go look Darth tactical or this [ __ ] gave me somebody else's name bro I'm good man I'm good I'm good bro he gave me somebody else's name that's funny dude thank you Donald Arham nothing happy hour I don't even do that with my own family bro I don't know you guys I do cookouts with Kim and we ain't got no wedding but we got a joint bank account what's up let's go holding we we'll take it holding it's way back wor about your street CR [ __ ] YouTube bro that ain't the street real gangsters don't have the internet bro real gangsters got to borrow a phone real gangsters got to use their mom's phone bro real gangsters are losers you ain't got no street cred there you go Jared there you go Darth there goes there goes Maryland run got him there you great defense this whole drive is shot bro no Penal we got this yeah I did want to quit I did want to quit and no longer be doing this for a living I was so mad I was just going to go get a regular job oh they got him to bite free play damn no penalties guys no penalties hey how we feeling about this Duke we're up bro we're up Duke that a that's a great prediction if Duke is up there's no you don't have to prepare anything when you're getting ready for Preston Stone what do you have to prepare for he's trash yeah Duke looks great man here we go third and 16 watch the ball here we go here we go defense is bailing us out y'all there you go t SWAT congratulations you stay glazing I don't need no glaze bro are you kidding me I abandoned Tik Tok Tik Tok stopped paying me I abandoned that platform I I post one throwaway video on there a day I got no cosigners oh no oh no that's okay though at least he caught it Jake Ratliff what are they gonna show me holy [ __ ] I'm gonna see the interception right now that fumble was terrible by the way where let me see this interception oh my goodness oh what an idiot what an idiot oh wow they're going to go in seven they're going to lose this game okay can we stop doing that he fumbles hey there he goes now I believe you now I believe Darth Rico would you recommend getting in early on dude that yeah that's a gambler question bro I don't give a [ __ ] do you bro I give out an early chart I give out a late chart do you do what you want with that information find out what successful for you I would recommend picking the right ones they're trying to run Nevada yeah I saw that long touchdown by IU your under is cooked there's a whole quarter left Ratliff needs to win it for us fake Easy Go Go baby what a play Baby what a Play What a play oh [ __ ] what a great play solid design everything first and 10 at the 18 17 we got a will and deal this [ __ ] hey I was getting ready to go to bed come on come [Applause] on oh bro there won't even help him up they are not getting to 22 points Tanner if they had LJ Martin I believe they would they don't have LJ they wasted so many series they need a pick six they're look at this [ __ ] they're doing they're doing some trick plays and everything yeah they're doing anything but run with the running back he doesn't know all the plays they will not run with that running back they will not use the running back he don't know the plays yeah now we got to settle for a field goal and he better not miss it I mean I would love a touchdown then then it would look really sweet Tanner we're still on that under huge though timeout s me that dumb there was only three seconds left on the play clock that's dumb bro Western Illinois is the worst team in America we' tried to tell you this over and over and over not the worst FBS team the worst FCS team of all time have no business betting on that under they will give up 80 points they are the worst team in the [Music] world yes we did yes we did we were on the under come on BYU on Third and 10 that's your play call third and 10 that's your play call they going for it holy [ __ ] man a you just picked off the pass oh no we need this hold on I going to be sick come on man off hey well the clock's running let it run come on man tou down baby let's go let's go mother flippers let's go let's go BYU don't mess with me baby oh my God I'm screaming oh my God how did MVPs do last week goat 12 and five unlocks overall 19 and 10 that's how we did against the spread are you [ __ ] me baby oh dude I'm screaming bro oh my goodness and we're going for two and we're going for two get it done bro you got trips left hand it off faded on the backside easy easy baby we're in good shape y'all we're in good shape we're in good shape now SMU they can't score like that they're all field goals come on baby they get a touchdown this 22 you're right we might get that touchdown and go 22 let's go look at Hill just cooked that dude on the release oh wow he just missed it that corner's got no ball skill under's alive holy [ __ ] what happened did they just take a bunch of knees what just happened 66 you better hope they're driving bro the under is not alive the under is not alive bro there's just no way there's 11 minutes left there's no way they'd have to play the six string there they don't have enough bad players not to score and and you know that Western Illinois is going to start playing their backups My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yard hit him hit him oh knocked the ball out bro we got to be motivated flag holding holding return team yes it was holding return team holding return team let's go baby let's go that's so clutch spread looking Gucci spread looking Gucci y'all my name is Rico NOS oh so I was um I'm talking to the the corporate lady earlier this week and uh you know we're setting on my LLC and everything and she's like what do you want it to be and I said uh Rico knows she's like okay what what she thought it was going to be like some company name or some [ __ ] I was like yeah Rico knows she look at me kind of weird I'm like yeah all one word r i o k n o w come on now stop messing with me you know come on defense oh get him get him there it is twist his ankle next time twist his ankle interception return for a touchdown oh man that's funny why are they throwing it bro why are they throwing it oh it's not good if they start opening up like this BYU needs to tighten up on the D they're still moving screen for keep get them get him there we go there we go he's getting rocked when did you start doing this slim Diller crem uh last year started last year I mean I've been doing it my whole life I've been watching football my whole life I've been playing football my whole life I've been coaching I've been the son of a coach I've been a player been analyzing for 20 years I was a sports writer it's been in my blood man it's been it's been in my my wavelength the whole time so it is what it is that under on the BYU SMU you talked about was a nasty pck let's go shout out to you cats thank you so much easiest money ever if I ain't here for the live stream call my mom I got it figure it out thank you man I mean I I think I found my niche in life I think I'm really good at it and I think that you know Kim and I we sit down and think about this and we talk about this all the time I have traits that are Revenue producing traits I just have them in droves it's not equivalent like I can be a cyber expert and work for the NSA right now if I wanted to and I can make a lot of money doing that I can be a martial arts instructor an MMA instructor and I can make money doing that I can obviously do what I'm doing now I could I think I can get to be a dancer um I really do but who wants to see a 40-year-old man dancing so that kind of came and went but I have the ability to be a danc there's so many things I can do with my life and still make revenue and still make money so it's pretty cool it's pretty neat and to be able to do this analyze football oh I could do high school film reviews I could do recruiting scouting so many schools reach out so many coaching staffs reach out but they can't they can't equate to the money I make doing this so what what am I doing you know I can't quit this to go be a college coach or a defensive analyst offensive analyst that doesn't pay nearly enough like I always get asked that question R you want to join our staff it's like nah internships nah no thanks money the money is not equivalent it's not enough two bad bets today as long as BYU covers and Duke under hits I'm covered and up the day I covered it's okay there you go Darth every day is different man you guys shouldn't bet every day I I give out picks once a week cuz it takes a whole week to analyze the bets people who try to bet every day they don't win they don't win they're just they just have a need to to put something on everything they watch they're just constantly looking to bet something those people just have a habit a bad habit if you want to be profitable at this sit down relax do some analysis and you know we'll figure it out you're not a great MVP every day that's okay that is okay okay yep yep I'd say bet once a week and see what happens I bet three or four times a year to be honest I gamble three or four times a year Max um if I feel really really inclined about something like if I feel really good about something I will send Kim to go to Virginia make the bets and then you know we win so I have yet to miss like a a bet that I really really believe in have yet to miss one in the last two years every time something comes up that I really really believe in we tend to get it right which is crazy that's crazy haven't missed a single one yet the Olympics were this last last one we we did everything thank you thank you original rocker I take that as a compliment you do some regression yeah man it happens you know prop bets were were off all week one and week zero I mean they're sitting right around 30 40% somewhere around there but you'll see later on in the in the season they'll be really dialed in towards the end of the season I'd say the last five weeks of the football season and all the bowl series the prop bets are going to be very very very dialed in so we'll be good M BR bet a real it's going to happen happy hour I still got to learn the teams in the Mac um I mean I know the players and I know the team we guys see how they're playing this year the people who quit they quit too early and they don't see the profits and that's okay there's more people in this world come on defense no no Kean Smith transferred from Miami as well and he's Fast Five yard pick six htz what Happ whatever happened to Schmidt people just come and go man great great penetration by the defensive tackle no fumble dang it dang it yes he got hurt duffers he was hurt after 20 yards yeah it sucks double move double move double move we got we got games here though we're still doing good on the spread it just sucks man he got injured and we never saw him again hi ankle sprain still got the games right still props got to get rid of those props take them take them out of your plays leave the spreads by themselves we're covering right now run pass will he's open pick we got it baby we got it let's go that was nasty bro that was nasty he didn't read the D right you didn't read it rookie you didn't read it go back to Dallas oh my god oh baby dude says I got 17 and a half and under 62 I'm golden yes you are yes you are oh that was sexy man what a play in the Red Zone baby we're on top of the world girl what's cracking lacking with you did I wake you up no that's what I'm I woke her up I woke her up I woke her up Collins Colin's a Weber State transfer he knows the defense he knows the defense now let's get this offense to burn some clock bro BYU [Music] BYU let's go oh man I'm ready guess who's back back again Rico's back tell a friend PS looking like Rico is from the future tonight shout out to you man I I am Biff I do have the all I'm I'm Biff bro [ __ ] Marty McFly [Laughter] [Music] McFly Indiana's got 77 y' who's betting on that under bro oh man oh man I am a time travel I am a time traveler you went to the bathroom what happened arm interception in the red zoney shout out to you Philly it hasn't happened yet guys we still got 14 minutes relax we still got 14 minutes I dance on everybody's grave I'm dance on everybody's grave that's what you get for not using RJ Mar your friends don't know but you need to get new friends bro your friends don't know but you gotta get new friends though I'm Rico knows MVPs out here eating bro both locks looking great I picked an underdog money line they're in the lead right now come on dude y'all ain't messing with this you can't do stuff like this you can't do this casually bro you can't duplicate what I'm doing I had a dude had the nerve to say on Tik Tok today he said anybody could guess at games you don't even bet on them the hardest thing about gambling is using using your money go 90 something yards baby he said you don't even know what you're doing you're just guessing anybody can guess you're so full of yourself I swear to you it's in the comments it's on my video today dude said I've never seen somebody so self-absorbed I'm like bro I've never seen anybody because I don't watch other people's content I'm too busy making my own what the [ __ ] you mean so self why you watching my stuff bro you can't be mad at me cuz I think I look good in the mirror [ __ ] you can't be mad at me bro you like it better that I don't gamble thank you so much King utensil I do too counter oh no at practice there's a counter on that he can cut it back it couldn't happen here that dude he got swallowed he got swallowed he got swallowed he's pocket watching he ain't pocket watching he a he ain't pocket watching he's just saying because my money line picks went 91 and N I was 90 I was 91 and n on money line picks what do you want me to do oh that's dumb money line that's so easy bro just line up and do it then do what I just did pick every game money line in week zero and week one of college football with no other point of reference just the summer transfer portal rosters and try to get it right oh no oh no no no redl you suck red you suck oh no red left oh my God R he fell bro he should have been bitched two two two quarters ago he's got to be on the take he's got to be check his bank account I need got paid more than me check his bank account that dude is on the take bro Duke what happened to [Music] Duke what did Duke just [Music] do special teams [Music] thank goodness thank goodness thank goodness I don't know what anybody's saying I'm trying to read it Nick I have no idea what anybody's saying Duke fumble okay all right whatever whatever we got a lot of time over there false start false start that is a f he fumbled it was his knee down his knee was down maybe was falling out of his hands before his knee was down his knee is not down he's not down he's not down his knee was not down his knee was not down previous play is under review his knee was not down oh oh my God he was on top of the defender he's not down we got this no he is not down y'all BYU's offense is on the band list Aran he's not down that is a fumble that is a [Music] fumble Northwestern just scored we're in trouble that's no that's fumble bro no what is he [ __ ] floating in the air bro what do they [Music] mean he it's a fumble he's trying to pitch it to Hudson look at Hudson's hands are out he's trying to pitch it to him Pres it's definitely a fumble and you got dumb asses trying to pitch it to their teammates no discipline bro that's Reggie Bush [ __ ] boom let's [Music] go what who's that talking get that guy out of the studio hey Rett laugh is is a cheater bro you know about them dudes who be cheating on their girl when they know that that she won't leave them like dudes who just blatantly cheat on his girl he' be like yeah she knows she ain't going nowhere she's at home I pay all the bills she ain't saying nothing I'm cheating that's rett's laugh bro they ain't benching me I could be a dumbass they ain't benching me I can do whatever I want they're not putting me on the bench I got got picture he got pictures of Coach with some kids or something bro he's got he's got something on these dudes run every play and punt it I don't want to see you throw it run every play and punt it I need this clock to run we need penalties we need penalties or something break his knees they have a quarterback they have a quarterback battle I don't know what's going on Jerry bannan I mean he ought to leave school if they don't put him in the game after this Jerry banan is is in a quarterback B R's left former starting quarterback for Baylor former starting quarterback for South [Music] Florida get off the field redl punt team's not coming out hurry up McKay hillstead needs to go in he's good he's just little he's but he's a gamer copious highlights don't piss me off dude I will I will literally mute you for 24 hours it was short oh man what a time copia has been around a little while but I just don't I just don't care I'm not in the mood for that [Music] commercials they they show you these metrosexual borderline unisexual dudes and I don't know what the [ __ ] going on man yeah I'll never do that again copious they don't it's not even worth it it's not even worth it anymore so like if I if I posted 10 videos a day on Tik Tok like I used to it changes my income by like 300 bucks a month it's literally not worth it they they they throttle views they take like people will be ask you like why don't everybody watch your videos Ric why you got no views cuz Tik Tok doesn't allow you to get views you can post a video they just won't send it to people they don't send it to all your followers that commercial was unnecessary I just think it's just it's just gy bro there you go carry on the Tik Tok Legacy Tik tok's getting one video a day and it's usually a repost an old one like something that doesn't matter I don't care hey all these guys on the Discord server they're saying that you should never you should never be betting you should never be talking about your bets until they hit olly Gordon out with the clap you boys got ball sacked you get chyia you're still playing the game bro I see [ __ ] with clidia still dancing in the club here we go come on take that ball from him BD's so nice y'all 92 baddy he's nice [Music] good tackle good tackle spread's looking good y'all join MVP as soon as you turn 21 that's best decision you could have made as an adult there you go copious highlights good job defense knocked his block off bro baddy just rocked him baddy let him know that's right that's them highlight hits that's a big boy Bro Look at that take him out the game wild cat get him get him hey these guys doing too much fancy [ __ ] you're an MVP and never bet once I love Co hey Copus is telling the truth Copus watches all the videos what a great play by the corner no it's Robinson Robinson made the play I don't worry about the anything else he was falling because of Robinson third and 11 we got to make a stop Indiana finish with 77 oh that's a lock we hit [ __ ] be mad at me bro but I just keep getting it [Music] right we are now one and0 officially this week one and0 this week locks are now 13 and seven on the season woo officially I can start knocking out some of these Reds on the on the chart LJ Martin red red Yes Man BYU needs to score a touchdown if BYU scores a touchdown I I hit a really good parlay props are looking bad that bad's hit huh oh thank you very much copious highlights they're doing good right now very normal very normal for me we might have a clean sweep tonight man you never know Duke might get their act together and get it done y'all better give me that love if it does happen run they're going for it on Fourth if they're running or is he kicking a field goal my bad oh let's Jinx him he hasn't missed yes LJ Martin got injured he got injured after 20 yards we missed every prop bet on LJ Martin made it looks like a false start oh I saw his booty moved you got a tie game yeah he got injured after 20 yards he was doing great too yeah Rogers looks good here we go come on BYU Legacy Drive right here go down and score we hit all kinds of [ __ ] touchdown start [Music] cooking we need them cooking yeah that guy sucks you on the under Big Time [Music] Darth 18 and a half points under Aaron Rogers sucks in season openers because he doesn't play in the preseason doesn't practice good first down here you go Roberts Little Roberts doing his thing let's go come on redl stop sucking ass redl did throw for 177 oh he's wide open oh no oh he's wide open what a terrible pass Keenan Maran was open man that would have been amazing Keenan Mar and a Yukon transfer double move you need to run the ball man they a they ain't blocking [ __ ] Bro Miles Davis he blind bro it's third and eight third and eight third and eight and you do that [ __ ] you got to go for it you got to watch the videos copious no they're going for it and they're going to give it to four he's a big back come on [Music] baby go yes yes oh Rico nose yes baby come on baby I told you I'm that guy I'm that guy holy [ __ ] oh my goodness Rico knows they're going to give it to four he's a big [Music] back MVPs I do this for a living bro I just did one of them 1980s bust the nut porn scenes you ain't [ __ ] with me come on there you go red SL don't fumble chilling bro run this clock out what a [Music] Play What a play bro come on who had pitch which one of you dudes had pitch hey a blind man saw that coming what up mil Miles Davis is he blind or is he just the jazz jazz musician I keep saying he's blind he probably wasn't oh touchdown touchdown oh [ __ ] oh man guys Duke about to crumble or Northwestern injury was that bad I didn't see the injury bro I didn't see the injury slim Del cran I know what I'm doing he was not blind I knew it this is incredible game right here red left run bro there's Davis Davis got no agility y'all hey what's all this extracurricular bro we're taking it to the two-minute timeout come on they're going to kick a field goal I needed a touchdown man I needed a touchdown we still got we still going to win this but it would have helped prop bets oh SMU can go and tie it which is fine cuz then we need Duke to score again I'm not Duke I'm sorry BYU looking at the wrong game bro I'm tripping oh Nick you winning money tonight MVPs are winning tonight don't tell me I didn't get it right come on we did it yo we did it we did it we did it just telling you I don't I don't I don't want no tips bro I just want you to become an annual member that's all anual members all it takes there you go jvis there you go happy hour you getting it Del we got 33 new MVPs today that's pretty good it's a pretty good day for me 33 new MVPs today shout out to them shout out to you Armen you're very welcome that man flipped a unit tonight calm down calm down we refer to car parts that man got himself a couple oil changes hey that's the potential payout right there lucky luch that's the max potential that's what we get 255 for the annuals some of those guys will leave it on for the whole year and they'll actually pay more than 255 they'll pay they'll pay 300 thank you very much lucky it's pretty good day when you stack that onto what we already had remember everything that we do gets stacked on to anybody else who was previous on that day it's a pretty good day Rolls-Royce transmission on Memphis tomorrow hey good luck with that Darth they better be playing the leatherneck that was the easiest bet you could have made in your life right here you could have bet [ __ ] $5,000 on that there's no flag what a mora bro I saw the fair catch what's he saying oh yeah that's I mean that's what it is Duke's defense is certified yeah they look mean you you just lost your team the game come on defense why the hell would you go and tackle the guy certified lover boy certified P come on bro there is two minutes left less than two minutes there you go Armen that's not always going to be the case that's not true the Western Illinois leathernecks did not do it come on got him go good good D good D we got this come on SM you not going to win bro no way defense is real the strength of this team is their defense they're not about to crack right now they're not about to crack right now got the blitz coming oh no great hit great hit he don't want that they don't hit like that in Miami great hit bro get the little rooster off the field oh he didn't even catch it he's on the under lucky loot maneg look beautifully beautifully biged come on good that's that's not intentional grounding fourth and 10 they got to go for it let's go let's go y that girl had nice hands bro she super nice hands let's go man I should have called BYU money [Music] line he's panicking he's panicking [Applause] that's it baby thank you guys for trusting me to be honest thank you guys for trusting me Oh What a Beautiful feeling bro that's two locks in a row b BL hit last night oh my God are you guys kidding me bro let's go St [Music] the locks are now 73.68% [Music] NE all right y'all I'm gonna hope for the best I'mma call it Aon night for the uh Northwestern Duke game hope they come back to win in the second half they don't it is what it is congratulations MVPs um proud of you guys man there you go Nick there you go Riley that's the truth I'm always on a heater Brunson I'm not even worried about it we're we're dominating right now MVPs are dominating Tik Tock YouTube haters I just wrote about it on Twitter they don't believe me every time I write about it on Twitter they don't believe me they don't believe me we're going to patreon we'll tell the patreon dudes they they won't believe me either everything she have Cheno talking I know her voice from anywhere I'll see you guys in the morning I got to get started on the chart I'm going to go to bed all right y'all stay up peace congratulations to whoever bet on this and and pick properly be smart I'm out such