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what's going on and welcome to toally Blitz podcast we're about to break down the unfortunate ass whooping Mii Miami Dolphins received to the hands of the bills and real quick shout out prayers to Tua and his family and everything going on we'll get into all that later and also make the picks for week two slate Sunday and Monday but as always before we jump into this episode and start breaking it all down go down like And subscribe comment your thoughts on the game everything going on and your picks for this week if you got any heaters parlays we love to hear it I'm Paul pick a wiam contra I'm joined with you already know man it's your boy Kev water boy boy AKA The D always known as the realest on your screen and Paul we playing Monday night man Prime Time Kirk is upon us for real I I never I haven't even scroll that far down I knew y'all was playing the Eagles but okay 8:15 Prime Time Kirk in this [ __ ] have you already hit up sham I do need to hit him up don't I yeah you got you know you gotta check in gotta check in I'mma send I'm G send him I'm G send him a message I know he can't um he can't miss make sure it's big enough for him but yeah but I didn't know y'all was prime time one Prim Time game I did know about was our boys the Dolphins we was high we was talking we was talking a little bit a little ra raw [ __ ] about the caliber of defense and safety quality on the what we was talking crazy yeah and I'm talking we we didn't try dra Allen like that but we was like that defense ain't stopping nothing welcome to the track meet like yeah and it was a they was getting locked but like Wadd and Tyreek didn't do much I mean even before people might act like there's two parts of this game that pre-injury and post injury but like we just getting our asses beat pre and post like there wasn't no difference um yeah our offense looked a lot worse without Tua um hopefully like I said quick speedy recovery um it's up to him if he wants to come back to football like they got questions they got to figure out so I'm I'm don't blame you big dog do what you got to do but we was getting our asses beat with Tua in the game as well like that was like that that defense was uh no big names but they they played us perfectly they had [ __ ] over top for Tyreek Tyreek was not going crazy um The Run game wasn't there we had a couple good runs that got called back for bad penalties defensively we would play soft we weren't tackling for [ __ ] Josh uh we we would get them to a third or four fourth down they would go for it or even on the third and shorts and they would all they just get them James Cook uh was eating uh the three touchdown Day Josh Allen back toback weeks he's okay what he threw what 19 total passes this thing like this is this is dangerous this is dangerous and they put up 31 points um okay with the Run game a feisty defense and they definitely own the Dolphins I can't even argue that I gotta call a spade baed but we're going out bad I understand it be like that sometimes but the stats against y'all and Josh Allen are insane right now this says like 11 Josh Allen was what 11 and one it's insane and I'm just like damn I just did not know some people just have you guys' number and I think what so shocked me more than anything was the defense knowing that this was about to be attrac and they still just ran cover to man the whole night and I was like oh wow they they said oh we going to run we going to run today [ __ ] it If You Gonna burn us then burn us you just not we just not gonna let nothing go over top and if you gonna do it you gonna have to do it they and a didn't do terrible I don't know if a lot of his um yards came to the end of the game or something like that but um aan still eight there's a lot of it would be like we get two three first downs for we're not really in scoring position or especially in the second quarter it was we get two three first downs get to the 50 they're up by touchdown in a half or whatever and the momentum's their way so we're trying to steal momentum and go for it on Fourth and so as you get stopped and then you're even you're in a worse position um and but that's what I mean by empty yards is like we would get up to the 50 and then that would like stall um Drive stall out so like yeah hn had what like 150 total scrimmage yards or whatever ever but 10 total points put on the board like that's that's so real but I just think this Bills team just understands you guys really really well they know something that Tom Brady and Bill bich didn't for show and if it comes down to y'all versus them it just comes down to who can win that one game in the playoffs right now we gotta see what's up with Tua oh man I'm kind of glad I didn't take Tariq and fantasy right now because I was scared that somebody on that team was going to get hurt and mess up the funk way but we'll see what the Dolphins have in store but I don't think it was a terrible performance it's just a defense got a t the defense got a tackle so and this this Bills team is going to surprise a lot of people this year what looking like so far yeah I I said this was the litness test we failed um and as of right now blow this [ __ ] up Tyreek where do you want to go um who else can we ship out and get some draft Capital back on jayen just pay everybody [ __ ] get them boys out the building let them boys go win a ring in a real organization this has been mediocrity for the past my whole life mediocrity I made it to the playoffs the last two years let's not waste these people's careers like we did Dan Marino all right we gota help all right I'm done with this [ __ ] that's how I feel right now maybe I change week three maybe we get a big win next week with Skyler Thompson at the helmet Daniel still got the sunglasses what you mean I will say shout out big Mike Daniel because it just came out what he said when he kissed two on the head and no one knew what he said he said you're you're the quarterback of your family and like G and I was like that's some real [ __ ] so I was like yeah whatever Tua decides to do that's on him if he if he gets medically retired he get all the contract all the money uh if he choose uh if he comes back healthy and then chooses to retire on his own free will he sacrifices aund he foros 124 million so a lot of people that ain't about to get paid 124 more million are making their own opinions on what he should do and unless you are in that caliber of money and are do the things that he does and you know and shut the [ __ ] up let let the man the boy didn't miss a single game last year like he was fully healthy took more hits because it wasn't like a big hit it was just like a routine hit where some [ __ ] happened but it was still does thatone shut up Let Let the boy do his thing yeah I remember seeing it thinking like it's a shoulder hit like it wasn't any helmet to helmet or anything but just the way he stayed on the floor was like [ __ ] the moment he got up and like I was like oh yeah like this is like especially at Prime Time all eyes on it I was like yeah this is about to become a and who it is yeah this about to be a story this is about be oh yeah that's all they're talking about next week but we going we going to pray for two man what game are we gonna start off with first when we this biggest spread on the Slate Ravens looking to get their first win at home nine-point favorite with the Raiders coming into town also looking get my gosh oh that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up why it's the biggest spread on the Slate it's a ninepoint favorite for the Ravens uh I think Marlin Humphrey one I I could be wrong it might not be Marlin one of the corners got in the car accident they're okay they just will miss this week uh I don't think that's going to change any picks uh it definitely didn't move the line um I'm gonna take the Ravens here oh man yeah so I think this the matchmakers thought this was a game and they thought the Raiders were going to win last week so that way this could be a d are the Raiders better than the Ravens can we like finesse some people on to get us some money off the spread or something nah the Ravens I've seen a stat that the last five games that they've came that they've played after L that they've W they've won and they put up like insane numbers every time there is nothing Gardner M and these Raiders are gonna do to this Ravens team yeah uh I will say there was going to be some sneaky like if you have like some Raiders offensive players in fantasy I think this going to be an ass whooping early so I do expect them to have to throw the ball all game so like if you have the tight end Brock Bowers the rookie you have Devonte Adams he might get like 30 [ __ ] targets like this is this is gonna be a game where the Ravens put it on him early and just kind of beat the beat them M beat the dog [ __ ] out of them for four quarters it's about be back oh the Ravens could super [ __ ] the Ravens could super [ __ ] up and nobody will be on their side no more and we could have a Bengals Patriots situation going on um yeah should never count that out that's true uh next game on the Slate Jaguars at home looking for the first three games we're gonna talk everyone's looking for a win no one has yet to win Jaguars looking for first win three-point favorite hosting the Browns coming to town uh I mean about like if this was five six years ago Jags versus Browns we might be talking this is the the number one pick Bowl uh now now they kind of got respectable franchises they've seen playoffs they have playoff well at least yeah know they have both had playoff wins within the last two years um one doesn't have the quarterback that part of that playoff win team but the needless to say this should be a kind of a good game this is kind of question marks on desha Watson got to figure his [ __ ] out I I'm highly not on Watson I don't think he's good I think he's lost that touch um especially with the Run game without Nick chub uh I said it last week if Joe FL was not playing for this team I'm not picking this team and I'm I'm living with that week two I think the Jaguars are a good team that it's happened I mean they like I said Javon Holland doesn't punch that ball out on the goal line the Dolphins probably lose a week one um against the Jags I think the Jags are a good team and they're gonna write their wrongs here at home the Jags better [ __ ] lock in boy there's no way they should lose to this team especially with the dline that they have and the the o line we saw last week against the [ __ ] I forgot who they play but they whooped their ass but no way we seean dwson don't get me wrong I wouldn't say I feel bad for deshaan Watson but we do have to um acknowledge his father that just pass away so he does have a lot more stuff on his mind than just football but at the same time it is football and that performance we saw was historically terrible so yeah you I got to take the Jaguars and his own old linemen are are like when he he tried to put his hand out the for to pick up his own lineman his own lineman smacked it away and picked himself up like that's just telling on where everybody's at with DeShawn Watson they have a guy who was cut a running back who was cut off the team posting clips of the it was an inside handoff like run and deshun Watson kind of does a pitch when it's supposed to be a handoff because of b ball fumbles it's preseason they cut the running Desa he says The Story Goes DeShaun Watson went back to the sideline started chewing uh telling coaches oh it's his fault [ __ ] doesn't know what he's doing get him off the field and because of that he got cut from the team that week um and then in the clip it definitely just it is desan Watson's fault so it's like not a lot of people are pulling for Watson on Brown side looks like I think that contract that he has is going to make a lot less sense later because um for sure but because the NFL salary cap is going to be so high in the next five years by the time that contract's done and they're over with there's G to be like a [ __ ] gonna make him like almost twice that I don't know because like who else is gonna get the contract um bur every year somebody's gonna break the [ __ ] [ __ ] because now everybody needs a quarterback and they're trying to pick a free agent quarterback J got the um jayen Herz got his big bag then so did momes um he might just get an extension on what he already has Tua got a bag and if I'm not mistaken doesn't Josh Allen already have his money yeah he got the bag two years ago yeah Joe be just got the bag Jo Bey got the bag Dak got his bag he got AAR got the bag Lamar like outside of that I don't think any like I think Watson's gonna be the the odd because even all those guys got their back Watson's still the second highest paid quarterback behind Dak who just broke it this with his contract oh really so yeah oh never mind I was trying to I was trying to look out for yeah that [ __ ] do look terrible like that sh aging like spoiled milk right now but next game on the Slate Jets taking on the Titans it's in Nashville Titans are a home dog three and a half Point dog here Aaron Rogers on the road but again both teams looking to get their first win um don't not want to start 0 and2 on NE either one of these teams uh who's going to get their first win in the season here Kev oh this is a tough one because we got the Packers no it's uh Jets Jets Titans Oh Oh I thought it was Packers Titans in Nashville definitely taking a [ __ ] pack no I'm about say pack definitely taking a Jets again so I'm upset that I have to but Ro Lees is historically bad as well I don't know how the [ __ ] they blew that 17-point lead and they still missing Calvin Ridley aren't they uh no Calvin de Hop's missing Calvin Ridley Play De Hop's the one who's uh he might I think he's questionable he might play um I think is leaning towards he might play because I definitely saw him have projected points on my fantasy team uh I'm not 100% sure though there's no way I'm trusting the Titans see this is this is my favorite week the no way week because there's like a no way I'm trusting the Titans after losing to the Bears special teams and defense the Jets better come in and lock the [ __ ] in show they're not [ __ ] mediate they're not goingon to be mediocre this year and show that they're gonna at least take number two in this division yeah I got the Jets here I'm actually locking up the Jets I'm laying the three and a half all the way uh I just think the tight-ends would have looked worse if they're not playing a Caleb Williams Le team that um only could put up a 100 pass under 100 passing yards as he's a rookie I understand but still like and they still found a way to lose that game um the Jets I think defense I think jets are gonna uh offense is going to be able to move on this defense that people think look good but again it's it's just because of who they play their D line is their best best attribute and the one thing that the Jets did do go out and do is buff up the o line and I don't think uh there's gonna be a big issue there and will Levis even if I don't think the Jets defense is going to be that great this year I don't think will Levis is any better so yeah I think the Jets win this game and pretty handily tell the Jets better lock the [ __ ] in that Garrett Wilson I'm no fumbles please no fumbles Bry yeah and again they played the [ __ ] 49ers U so that's you know not the same type of quality offense but next game is the 49ers and they're taking on the Minnesota Vikings both teams are one and0 Minnesota's at home fivepoint Underdog at home here um is Sam Darnell you know running it back is he is he looking legit is or is the 49ers taking care of business Paul you love you a home dog not not here I'm 100% 49ers through and through uh some people I think are going to get cute and think that the the home dog here might work but this 49ers defense is [ __ ] good like they that's the one thing that they this is not a Giants defense that I guess I overhyped I'm okay with saying being wrong all right I I overhyped the Giants defense they're not who I thought they were the 49ers defense is though and Sam darnold is still the guy who has been shipped around town for multiple teams and uh I think that's going to show here uh give me big what is Sam yeah Sam darell is the backup to Brock py so maybe we get a Sam Darnell Revenge game maybe but you gotta be you gota be hoping for something there no I respect it because I love Kevin OK conell and I love the Vikings I love J Jedis I think they put on a great performance I think they came into that lock room quite high they believe in themselves but they still let the Vikings put up they still let the Giants put up 10 49ers would not let you do the same thing no the 49ers will show that y' boys are not supposed to be in this [ __ ] even a little bit your defense might be feeling yourselves y got five sacks Dan geko got the pick pick six y'all did good y'all might be high y'all might come into this game avoid a lot of energy and electric but when you see these [ __ ] go on this eight playay drive and bring it down your throat and you go back down and realize that not one of those plays was on a third down demoralized demoralized kid like I'd be so pissed BR there was not one point in time we thought we were gonna get off this field and that's what they did to a Jets defense that a lot of people thought was good so we gota we gotta call the stay to stay and pick the 49ers and for the teams that blow out the that upset the 49ers this year we're going to have a special award for y'all because the 49ers are probably the favorites in like 86% of their games I I think they're favor in every game this year I could be wrong we'll keep keep an eye on that as this week goes on as week keep they're not worried about that Super Bowl hangover [ __ ] they came ready to play and next game the next couple games here is going to be a little might be ugly might not be a lot of offense um Panthers are hosting the Chargers here Chargers one and0 not a lot of teams expected this early like U success out of them maybe they could go two and 0 and that's definitely like hey they weren't expecting Chargers two and 0 early in the season Panthers need to get their win they need they need a lot of things they need to write a lot of wrongs this is at home maybe they can get it done here Chargers are five-point favorite on the road here Kev how do you see it going Bryce ain't it D this is a really NE this is a really negative episode this my No Way episode Bryce aing it so that defense ain't it and they alline it they [ __ ] let one of the sa I think it was the safety for the Saints to get like three sacks last game yeah now that is ass so like there's no way that they're cooking and I gotta take them boys what you think gonna happen I say yeah that's the biggest glaring escaping hole is their o line their o line is so bad I can't put it all on Bryce because like I remember watching Tua without an o line fighting for his life and like there are similarities Alabama quarterbacks undersized quarterbacks not known for arm strength quarterbacks um known for their more of IQ not like IQ of the game so they're very similar and I've always given him the benef for the doubts like maybe his like his old line is so bad I remember seeing when Tua did get get the weapons and Wadd and Tyreek and we invested in the o line and we got a quarterback and play caller that truly believed in him what he was able to accomplish last year so I've always given Bryce that credit but his old line just [ __ ] I don't know if they just don't like him I don't know what it is but they just are they have been but like they are putting first round picks into this o line they're trading picking up guys in free agency and it's just not meshing it's just not working Chargers got khil Mack and Bosa um that's two problems about boy Bryce Young and the fact that Chargers have one of the best o lines in the game when they they got ran Slater on one side Joe Al on the other side and the fact that Joe Al is pancaking [ __ ] in week one NFL debut and they giving him to nickn curl Al delete that is someone wow BR like and we just talked about how they don't they can't get pressure on off the offense like this is going to be the Chargers I I'm laying to five that's one of my favorite bets Chargers minus five I think they really people just don't think they have much talent on offense but they got the best o line Justin Herbert lad mcconley who looks like the Cooper cup puka and I think they're gonna blow the [ __ ] do like blow the breakes off of the Panthers here I think the Chargers win with the o line but they went that with that run game that they did so well last game AK doin Gus Edwards they said all right Austin Eckler's out of here we're going to go get we're going to go get two two to three guys that hot hand approach fact and these [ __ ] are both on the Ravens so you know they could do this [ __ ] all season so if they get that run game off and they let Justin Herbert like and they make the defense stay honest and they can't let the um defense hone in on Justin Herbert and that pass in it's G to be a beautiful day for them for the Chargers and then our next game we have the Patriots hosting the Seahawks two teams one and0 both teams looking to go two and 0 but only one team can do it uh you we circled this we talked it on the on recap they poured the Gatorade that enough said is that enough said or we have to really go into detail I think this game is a lot closer than it sounds because we've known this Dino and the Seahawks they've been able to look decent but I'm fading the Gatorade every time time there's one rule on this podcast we say the Gatorade and it's funny that we both see it every time it happens because like like the red zones like oh look they pour Gatorade on and it's like oh bro you don't know what you you just activated my brain I'm say immediately I wrote that down every time I see it even in the Super Bowl I write it down I want to see what color it is he dead in the water dead in the water as soon as that [ __ ] happens M so yeah so we taking Seahawks all day on this guy yeah and I'm getting spicy by saying take the three and a half because if the Seahawks don't get two safeties in the last game uh they look a lot better and I can't you can't keep thinking that's gonna happen uh next game another battle one and O's we got the Cowboys hosting the Saints Cowboys are sixo favorite at home um some people have pointed out that the Saints potentially could be like the Browns uh like caliber of a team and he saw what they did to the Browns um I don't know I thought it was a decent comparative but I was also like I I'll take Derek Carr 10 out of 10 before I take Watson oh my gosh people are really choosing the the Browns over no but they're saying they're comparable like they're like both have good defenses both are just like hard nose I guess I don't know okay but I was like I could see the comparisons but I'm also like Derek Derek Cars got like still got some juice left I mean it's easy to like sleep on the um Saints this week I'm not mad at people that do but I don't think I am this week even though I um I don't think I am either uh I I am you know my dad's a big Cowboys fan so I be room for him but I think the Cowboys offense people were G like giving them like credit for no [ __ ] reason I was like people are really happy with facts like one of the touchdowns was turban on the punt return like can't count on that we facts and I don't think people people are looking this as like the Saints the Saints just got lucky against a divisional opponent that we all think is atrocious I think the Saints just showed that a team that's not supposed to be there wasn't supposed to be there and they just kept putting the [ __ ] pressure on their ass so if Al CRA and the boys could run this [ __ ] um run through this defense like they're supposed to and the Saints demolish demoralize the [ __ ] running offense and keep Zeke under 30 yards Force forc Dak to have to throw it 40 times they could get a dub here I and definitely will take the Saints with the points like give me the six and a half it's six it's a fat six it's not six and a half no more uh I'm on ESPN different books have different odds you know I'd be [ __ ] with him CBS boys U but I uh I'm gonna take Saints to this outright win by one I like the under 46 and a half just because I don't think oh yeah a lot of Defense a lot of short drives a lot of a lot of field goals I think if you can even go go find some like over on some of the Brandon Aubrey one and a half field goals the group over one and a half field goals I think there's gonna be at least at least four field goals made this game but you know what's funny this um in one of my leagues I have um there's only six people so I've been thinking about playing a game called kicker roulette and every week I go to the waight advis and I go look for a new kicker but I think is gonna kick his ass off this week and I'm thinking about one of these kickers I'm thinking Saints yeah because Brandon Au better not be on a waiver in any league so like group though group is on W probably damn near every League no it's just it's just because [ __ ] um there's six there's only six kickers picked in my league so like there's a lot of [ __ ] that are just a lot of people just pick their own team's kicker like I took young Hoku that's true only six-man league is kind of crazy but he got keep we still got a few one o'clock games we gotta run through um Giants going to commanders this is divisional game both teams teams 0 and one this might be the battle who is the worst team in the division um not might be this probably is um I'm going just go out and say Daniel Jones statistic that I remember for years now like Daniel Jones is like six and two or seven and one against the Washington commanders and then versus everybody else he's like five and 40 so like he owns Washington for whatever reason but he always but he gets his ass whoop by everybody else I got a rock Danny D as a [ __ ] dog everyone's out on them I got a little FanDuel fun little ESPN not my own fantasy lineup but like the ones you can make Ed on and I got Daniel Jones as my starting quarterback I think he's gonna run one in I think he might get a little Saucy everybody's out on him you're it's almost like stocks you buy them as low as possible because this is the game where they're gonna [ __ ] Peak and they're gonna beat the dog [ __ ] out of Washington that just let Baker throw four touchdowns and just dominate him got way too many new starters everyone learning a new system Giants Giants are going to roll here come on now come on Kev come join the big blue tide right here you know I love me some Danny Wheels I love me some Danny Wheels but even though the [ __ ] oh my gosh CBS pick the Giants to Wi too that's crazy yeah but even even though you have a great point because they let Baker throw four touchdowns so it's not like this is a defense that on Dar Quinn is this defensive Guru that everybody keeps screaming he is like he's a good de coordinated for show but like the defense does not translate when that [ __ ] is calling plays I know I was a f I'm a Falcons didn't he have big Beasley out there sacking [ __ ] no that was the next jit um not oh yeah yeah yeah he did BC Beasley did have that year with the 16 but like nah that [ __ ] not no [ __ ] defensive group that's not what he was calling plays you might right I I just don't remember he only called plays the last year on defense now year they went to the Super Bowl hey results results but I'm not a fan of um I'm not a fan of Dan cint on defense unless it's like a defensive coordinator job so I actually am going to take the Commanders and I'm not going to lie I wouldn't be surprised if this team was the ends up winning this game and [ __ ] and the Giants end up winning but I'm gonna take the commanders just off the fact that that D line didn't show up last week and maybe this offense is maybe this team is a little battle tested and they're a little bit hungrier and thirstier for that first wi but Daniel Jones did get laughed in the mediocrity last week so maybe he might be a little bit hungrier for the the first and I don't and I trust B Bal more on the coaching side but I guess I'm going just go commanders this L and potentially Jayden Daniels could already be a better quarterback than Daniel Jones I will say like there I think he was a higher rated quarterback when Madden came out um then Daniel Jones as a rookie and uh he did out of all the rookies last week he did look the best and it was because he had the ability run he had two rushing touchdowns 80 something yards he at least had the ability to make make happen so that's a good defense yeah yeah it was um next game last oh no not last we got two more one o'clock games we got roll through these lions taking on the Buccaneers lions are seven and a half points favorite I wanted to get on here and say yeah the Baker and then boys are canna get the win I think they could cover I'm not taking them to cover um I but I do the lions are that team right now Derek go from MVP pick I I think this is the game where we're GNA have to see them air it out a little bit more I think this might be one of the more higher scoring games of the weekend and they do have it set at 51 and a half for a reason because of that I think it's gonna be a shootout give me jarro GF in the line I'm gonna be mad if this [ __ ] is a [ __ ] shootout I need Aiden HUD send and them boys to show that they still in this [ __ ] they Matthew Stafford did his thing last week he let the Rams score 20 I need y'all boys to lock in and show you not these [ __ ] passes BR y not going to be running in our [ __ ] our [ __ ] hood and do this [ __ ] big I don't give a [ __ ] about your full touchdown that's what I want to see I'm taking the lion with my lions for show and I'm not even gonna talk no [ __ ] to the buck stands I'm gonna talk that talk with with the [ __ ] Lions fans Detroit better get loud in that [ __ ] and make this [ __ ] a [ __ ] movie because they G to [ __ ] them boys up all right on to the next game we got the Packers hosting the Colts no Jordan love Malik Willis will be starting at the helm um Indy is a three-point favorite both and they're but they're on the road here Packers defense did show a lot of [ __ ] life last week it could get this you know it could get interesting um Packers home dog is Anthony both teams looking for their first win as well point that out I'm not going to lie Jaylen Herz is a battle tested quarterback right but if you were asked me just off of last week and we're overreacting who would you rather have and and if there who would you rather have in that Eagles lineup like with with a Eagles type of weapony I'm takeing Anthony rich I ain't gonna lie to you kid I ain't gonna lie to you so like the way you frame is nasty work jayen just took a wild stray had to had to because like Anthony Richardson is a specim so Jaylen Herz and I think they're comparable but like if you gave a specimen like [ __ ] Anthony Richardson that Eagles lineup [ __ ] a tush push they would never call that [ __ ] I'm telling you so I'm really high on this [ __ ] Colts offense right now and I think this Packers defense showed lots of life and I kept saying um they showed lots of life and they got a pick and everything but at the same time they did let Jordan love and them boys put up what 29 almost yeah so like they didn't give up that last H Mary but like I'm taking the Colts I'm taking the Colts for a little bit of a different reason more of the reason of shaquon Barkley had a a career day against them Jonathan Taylor was very quiet last week but the Colts are a more run heavy team whereas there's going to be Jonathan Taylor Anthony Richardson like they're going to hit you on both sides like one one's like lightskinned and a little faster and shorter and other one built like Derek Henry and that Derrick Henry [ __ ] is the quarterback that's the scarest part of it all and that's where I think the Texans get a little Shifty not Texans but the Colts get Shifty and they get their win here remember I have the Colts to win uh come oh no they come third in division I have to Jag let me chill chill the drinks are top okay R like but n man my bad to throw the wild straight um at jayen but I just like I just feel like don't apologize you'll be playing them this week don't apologize the Colts maybe that's why I did it but the way the Colts if the Colts build around his [ __ ] Anthony Richardson the way I saw the Gators try to build around him like but actually do it successfully oh my gosh this [ __ ] is GNA cook I'm quite high on that boy Anthony Richardson all right we got to run through these four o'clock games here here divisional game this one don't make sense could be a trap game I want to see how you pick it um Cardinals are hosting the Rams Cardinals are a onepoint favorite at home I'm just confused on why the Cardinals are a onepoint favorite yes they hung tight with the bills don't get me wrong but as an opening I just don't I just thought the Rams would be the favorite when I came down this thing maybe it's free money sitting there maybe it's a trap I don't know know I never know what these games yeah this is definitely a trap game Vegas knows something we don't and I think it's probably because of poer not being there they're expecting the Rams offense to slow down but this Rams offense just if they they're talking like if they got on that field overtime they would have won the game so overtime sometimes yeah that's it's sudden death I need somebody to die suddenly yeah but also I mean I can see also that deflated them I mean you also played a whole extra half I mean the defense at least played an extra half an extra quarter of football and they got ran the [ __ ] over James Conor could do something similar but I don't like I said that the line didn't make sense when I saw it I thought the Rams were a better overall team that they should be the favorite um we'll be maybe this is this is a trap maybe we are wrong like oh they they everyone's looking at the Rams like that's plus one oh add them to every parlay in the book and then next thing you know the Rams pull off some [ __ ] and win I don't see the Rams like defense like being some crazy Unstoppable thing to stop Kyler Murray and make them look crazy or anything like that but I definitely don't see [ __ ] the the Cardinals defense doing anything to stop the run same I think it's another be a highs scoring game like fantasy-wise if you have players that in this game there's G be some touchdowns to go on both sides I'm actually gonna be looking at kyen Williams this game I'm gonna see like yo is there like an oine problem is they just not giving them the touches I'm just gonna see like Harrison J that they oh yeah I knew I was keeping eyes on my boy next game on the Slate we're both on the Rams there if anyone missed that next game on the Slate Broncos Two and a Half Point dog against the Steelers TJ watt is going to beat the dog [ __ ] out of B Knicks oh my God Nick [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] Bronco County I would burn I wouldn't even sell my real estate I would burn it just so I can get some Joy at seeing something go up in Flames at this point bonck is garbage and I'm so mad I put any amount of money on him at all last week not the win because I knew that wasn't the [ __ ] the case but just so you to throw one touchdown one touchdown against the Seahawks who couldn't stop a [ __ ] wet napkin last year so I I'm a completely out you should get the [ __ ] out while you can steal TJ watt is gonna gonna do exactly how I feel like TJ watt's gonna embody me out there and just murder him oh [ __ ] okay so well well Paul I'm glad I'm glad you had the time to vent to let that out can you tell us the spread for this game please the Steelers are a two and a half Point favorite and if I was any any if I was a belly man I would I would take that to the Moon oh my gosh when I tell you I was thinking like okay Steelers Broncos Steelers TJ watt is gonna wow let me listen to what Paul gota say right now that was some Savage [ __ ] that was that was sick work right there we could tell you never been the B Mick again are you not once if Kirk had aad day Bo is gonna have a worse day yeah we gonna respect it well I'm taking the Steelers even though they're starting Justin Fields I don't think that this defense is any better than the Falcons defense and I also don't think this offense maybe they scored a touchdown this maybe they score a touchdown maybe they finally get the running game going baji Harris maybe we'll never know but I just don't see the Broncos doing much to make this game like physical especially if um especially with TJ W the boys being down B Nick neck all game yeah U say that again I said I don't see the is doing anything to get physical with these boys especially with um TJ watt down bonick next all game and you still got cam down there and you got M Fitz pack like they still have all these key weapons that are only getting better with experience they only meshing better together yeah and uh I you you weren't too happy with the offense I thought the offense did enough to win and I think they're G to do that exact same thing again these [ __ ] were kick your 56 yard field goals like the air is thinner in Denver bro we're gonna kick 60 yarders on the ass oh my gosh like don't get me wrong we love a Mike Tomlin defense and the Steelers but we could tell kurk cousins and boys look we're not gonna get into that Steelers over Broncos [ __ ] him all right next game Chiefs sixo favorite at home against the Bengals um pretty big line here if I didn't see the burrow [ __ ] going on I would probably be like yeah this this Line's free money it's going to be a close game but until I see burrow have a good game it was just like his [ __ ] leg injury last year when he was throwing [ __ ] off of one foot it's until I see burrow doing burrow things I cannot pick this Bengals Squad and T Higgins it's you know once again G might not play might play who knows uh but yeah I don't even think that [ __ ] matters until you can get to see Joe burrow doing bur things like he said [Music] can't bend no money on them boys right now especially usually we excited for this match we're like Chiefs Bangles yay like that's good that's good football but P I'm glad they made this a four o'clock game not 8 o'cl game because I would have been quite like lack listed I'm not expecting too many fireworks out this game I'm expecting the Bengals to um be playing back from down a lot but I don't respect the um Chiefs to run away with it because that's just not something they do we forget that like the Ravens were this close to winning to um taking that game to um possible overtime or going for two but um we forget that it didn't look close at all like during the game like not one point during that game where we were like yeah man the Ravens have a chance to U the Ravens the Ravens have a chance to to to put the Chiefs away not once and I think that's going to be case this game I think it you that six and a half is dangerous because the Chiefs are going to make it close for no reason and the Bengals are gonna be trying to come back and maybe they can get some Sparks late in the game and make it a closer game but I'm taking a b I'm taking a Chiefs to show all right both on the Chiefs on this one next game on the Slate we got Sunday Night Football on NBC on peacock Texans six and a half Point favorite against the Chicago Bears and this is have a similar to that of on the Bengals and it's not that I've seen cayb Williams do J burrow type of things but both were first overall picks so they do have that in common both were heisen winners both have that in common and both were supposed to be the next guy which they both have in what CJ St was number two yeah no but I'm saying burrow and be oh Caleb I was like have a similar take in the fact that until I see the Bears offense do anything that they were supposed to do what they were sold to me as I can't I'm no longer like their defense had a hell of a game last week same with their special teams but you're you can't Bank you're not banking on that and this is gonna be a Prime Time game CJ stad this is this is for him this is his like I'm here moment like because we know about him a lot of avid football fans know about him but like your Avid footballs fan girlfriend doesn't know who the [ __ ] this guy is uh but this this is his moment to be like national television in front of prime time Sunday Night Football millions of fans will be watching millions of households will have this game on and there's gonna be a lot of people saying damn I didn't know the Texans were good who the hell is that light-skinned quarterback and then that's going to be like that's CJ stra you know this is only his second year this is where his legacy starts and this is his moment I think well thanks for putting pressure on these [ __ ] for a game I don't think they worried about damn now this is like now the lights are on lights not on I expect C to look good during this game but I'm not gonna lie to you that defense a lot of the plays where I saw Anthony Richardson do some crazy [ __ ] last week that defense was on his ass but at the same time they gave up like 27 points I don't think them boys is going to allow that [ __ ] again I don't think I think they're coming to show like yo bro I think we play like [ __ ] we could do better and I think this defense is gonna turn up and that's not good for Caleb Williams in the bo because they already looked pretty stagnant and pretty slow last week so maybe special teams can bless you guys again to keep the game close I'm expecting CJ strad Stefon digs Joe Mixon this tough this tough um Texans o line to really come through and put a game on for these boys on top for their defense feeling like they have a chip on their shoulder after not playing balls to the wall last week that's true because they did that's a lot of points for Ryan's type of Def top five defense I think this a top five defense Derek Stingley Jr on I mean and the spread's big for a reason um I mean we kind of agreeing on a lot I I'm kind of I want to see where we're kind of wrong here because there is going to be two or three games where every week we're like huh we didn't see that one coming and I don't think it'll be this dare say this we're getting close towards the end I'm just like I wonder which one of these games it is did usually like on weeks like this there usually like four or five I feel like on a normal game week is two or three this is a four or five type of week like what the [ __ ] espe how the [ __ ] did yeah like the [ __ ] Lions going the Bucks go in there and put the dick on the lines you're like what the [ __ ] how did this happen facts or like the Patriots go back to back dump more gate r on but final game of the Slate Eagles are hosting the Falcons we actually the first game we talked about even before we talked the Dolphins was this game Eagles are a six and a half Point favorite on Monday night football against your Falcons C uh one team looking to get their first win one team looking to go two and 0 this is the Battle of the birds this um this is going to be the game where either a lot of people are all out on kirking them boys or okay Falcons are back Kev how how how are you feeling this week let's talk adjustments adjustments pass we got to get after we gotta get after him saquon's coming off a career day he doesn't want to [ __ ] he doesn't want to he doesn't we don't want to let him get off again so we got to be on his ass we got to be playing the Run we got to keep it we got to keep it a buck at all times cover two don't want to see too much now my Corners y'all boys I need y'all to lock up personally I do not want to see AJ Terrell on AJ Brown not once I don't want to see that match up at all this game I want to see AJ Terell on Devonte Smith and I want other jit I always forget his name and Justin Simmons Dublin AJ Brown I need AJ Brown doubled all game I I I need a blanket in AJ Brown's face all I'll take the oneon-one AJ tervon Smith and I need um AJ Terrell to lock up he gonna win some he gonna lose some but I need him to win more than he loses and y'all gotta lock up because it's gonna be it's gonna feel like there's gonna be a lot of time sometime because Jaylen her's gonna be running around with that thing now if they kill us we're able to slow down Sequon and we're able to um lock up at rece lock up the receivers and if they kill us with Jaylen Herz in this um rushing I'm not heard about that Jaylen Herz gets three touchdowns rushing touchdowns I'm not mad but I'm gonna need my quarterback to do the same thing I'm gonna need Kirk to come in and at least score two need you to get me two it could be a short one of beon and it could it don't gotta be nothing crazy I don't think Kyle pitch is gonna get open like that in the end zone again but they they quinon Mitchell played a hell of a game last week can't let you if you get the one-on-one with him and Drake London I know he played great but I'm going need you to take it don't [ __ ] it up don't throw the interception bej over the I need you I need you on these screens I need y'all blocking o line I know y'all came here to block the run but y'all gonna have to block these passes because for some reason we don't want to use Tyler Alger and the boys again so hey we can do these adjustments we can keep this game close and anything happens but Prime Time Kurt Cousins is the [ __ ] that pulls up to this game you know what I'm not going to watch this game on my TV because I might break my TV I'm gonna watch this at somebody else's house I can break their TV and I don't mind paying for it yeah unfortunately Kev you got that going against the prime time Kirk thing I gotta go Eagles not only because of that but it's kind of been my ree where I I can't talk myself out of it it's just like until tell a team that I thought had high hopes for or what I thought was the vision actually shows up and plays what I thought they were going to do I can't pick them no matter how high I think they are and like what they could be the Falcons I I had them [ __ ] at like 11 12 wins and now I'm sitting here like BR like I I don't feel confident you be Eagles at all like Eagles defense was at least playing very physical and um like they had holes but like they had the effort and o o line had issues but they still they looked like they can get better Falcons are kind of in that no man's land right now and I'm just like once you get out of there I need to see where you're headed I got to go to Eagles here it's INF Philly it's gonna be loud Prime Time not Kirk's best friend uh yeah I got Eagles here I'm sorry Kev you don't gota apologize with two of her right I don't think there gonna be a lot of times I have to bet against the Dolphins so and you know I take them to win the division all right so then we wrapped up every every single game and before we head out of here we got to do the last two parts our locks and then our dogs um I went two and0 on my locks last week Kev went one and one we both missed on our dog so we got to get that [ __ ] together here we go as always Kev you're starring us off ah I mean I didn't do the best last week but we going to bounce back so for my locks I'll go Chargers CUA yeah anything that goes to Carolina comes out a winner and my over them darn stinking bucks so we'll see I'm tripling down on the [ __ ] the Lions better come through and [ __ ] them up and then for my dog I only took two dogs so instead of going Falcons this week I'mma go mother [ __ ] sints all right uh I also had the charges I'm G switch it up uh I'm gonna go Seahawks they P the Gatorade on the Patriots coachs we're gonna fade that um I didn't expect much in the Patriots I think you kind of get up for one game they won their Super Bowl they're done Seahawk's about to beat him down I had the Chargers as my second pick but to switch it up a little bit I'm going go with the Jets here I think they're going to take care of will Levis and the Titans uh definitely can't see them going 0 and2 to start the year as my dog I was think thinking Saints but you got the Saints here so I'm going to go with the Giants I'm riding them again for a second week dog it's little dog um but I just want to switch it up a little bit so I got them upsetting the commanders Daniel Jones owns the commi so definitely should take care of that I should have picked the [ __ ] um oh I should have picked the [ __ ] Broncos if they got that [ __ ] oh I know you would have been sick but we do gotta head out we appreciate everybody for watching again go down like subscribe comment your picks your bets your parlays I'm Paul pick and win them that's Kevin water voice of boy if yall a know well now I know [ __ ]