rich man and a poor man they got the same wedding anniversary every year they meet on Madison Avenue when to shopping for their wives so the poor man says to the rich man would you buy your wife this year he says I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes poor man says where'd you get a bow for rich man says if she don't like the diamond ring she can bring it back in the Mercedes and still be happy rich man says to the poor man where'd you get your wife this year he says I got her a pair of slippers on a dildo rich man says what'd you get her a pair of slippers on a dildo for poor man says she don't like the slippers she can go [ __ ] herself